Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Backseat Blunder

Episode Date: May 29, 2013

The most EMBARRASSING THING we've ever heard happen at the end of a date... You'll never believe what happened in today's Second Date Update! (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Start today's second date update off with a little bit of advice. If you're like two years clean and sober and you haven't touched alcohol, probably don't choose a first date to make that your first drink in two years. No way. That's what Katie's email said. Katie, how are you? Good, thank you. So your email to us said that you hadn't touched alcohol in two years, but that all changed on your date with Nick.

And now you're regretting it because he's not calling you back. That's exactly what happened. Can we, hold on, before I get too worried, why did you stop drinking in the first place? I just decided not to drink because I was just drinking too much and acting crazy in a way that I don't want to really say on the video.

And so I quit. And then, I don't know, I just wanted to get along with him. He's so cute. We were just worried we'd have to plan your second date at an AA meeting. Right. Or this is actually an intervention. No, I think it's okay.

I'm not going to do that again. So what did you guys do on your date? First, we met at a bar, like at a happy hour. And so that is what there was to do, was have a drink. And we talked, and he's so nice, and I really liked him. And before I knew it, like three drinks had gone by, and we were having a good time. And then I start not remembering so well what happened after that. I know that I kissed him, and I said, let's go dancing.

And I know we went to a club. Katie, how did you meet him? Oh, we have mutual friends. My girlfriend has been telling me about him for months, and we just finally hooked up. Did he know before you went on the date that you weren't drinking? No. No, it's no big deal.

I didn't even tell him. He was already there. He was sitting at the bar. The very first thing he said to me is, what can I get you? And I just thought, oh, I haven't done this in a while. Maybe I'll have a drink. So stupid. Well, the first drink wasn't so stupid.

I think it was probably the sixth following. It was 17 shots of fireball later. That might have been a bit much. It was so fun and easy. And then, I don't know. I guess I lost track. So the last thing you remember

is telling him to dance and kissing him? That's it? I remember dancing and having a really good time. He took me home after a while. I can't remember how long. And then he was buzzing for my roommate. And my roommate came down and got me upstairs. Okay.

And she said that I was pretty wasted. Okay. But he didn't have to, like, carry you. I don't really said that I was pretty wasted. Okay. But he didn't have to, like, carry you. I don't really remember saying goodnight to him. You don't? No. Wow. Before it all started to go blurry, did he seem interested?

I think so. I mean, we were laughing a lot, and we were dancing. I hope I didn't fall or anything. I don't know. It's just a mistake and I just want the chance to tell him that that's not me. How many times have you tried to get a hold of him? Five.

Were any of those drunk dials? Just curious. No. And they were all texts and he just wanted to return my text. And I don't want to like call him or... Well, we'll call him then. How about that? That's what I was hoping you would say. I'm going to play a song, come back, call him, and get your second date update, okay?

Okay. All right, hang on for me. When we were telling, smiling in the photo booth. But we got closer. And take me to the other side. Kiss me like you do at night. And take me to the other side. Just say hello. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning Second Date Update Hey Katie Yes Did you manage to stay sober during that song? No Yes It's Brooke and Jubal in the Morning I'm Movin' 92.5

The second part of your Second Date Update Katie is on the phone Katie hasn't had a drink in two years Not because she has a problem necessarily But because of a few crazy incidents that she'd rather not talk about on the radio but she went on a date with this guy named Nick decided hey why not have a drink that turned into two drinks that turned into three drinks and the rest is sort of a fuzzy history that she doesn't remember right Katie that's right I just wish that I wouldn't have drank to begin with

because I feel like he didn't really get to know me. That's probably because you don't remember the other things. Yeah. Probably. Okay, Katie, we're going to get him on the phone right now, see if we can get an answer as to why he hasn't called you back, okay? Okay. Okay.

Hello? Hey, can I speak to Nick, please? Yeah, this is Nick. What's up, dude? How are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. Wait, what? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio station. Okay.

Why are you calling me? I'm calling you because you actually know a friend of mine. You went on a date with her, and you haven't called her back. Okay. So her and I were talking, and she really liked you and would like to see you again, but she's confused, and she wants to know if she did something wrong on the date. Okay. Who are you talking about?

A girl named Katie. Oh, you're friends with Katie, okay. Yeah, and I know that she went on a date with you. I don't know if she told you, but she hasn't really had a drink in two years, and she went out to— Oh, no, no, she told me. She told me that. Okay. Oh.

She sort of screamed it at me. Really? How'd that work? I was there, and she showed up, and she ordered a drink, and then she pretty much slammed it, and then ordered another one, and then it just kind of went from there. And I would say she probably within an hour had about five drinks. Nick, how long do you think that you got to talk to sober Katie before drunk Katie took over? Seven minutes. Wow.

It literally escalated so fast. And I was thinking we would go somewhere where she could get some food, but she wanted to go dancing. So she begged me to go dancing. And then I went with her, hoping there'd be food at this place. There was not. I just picture her pulling her arm like, I don't want food. Let's go dancing.

Let's take a dance soon, silly man. And then in the middle of dancing, she screamed in my face with joy that she hadn't had a drink in two years. Oh, God. I'm free. Okay. With all that said, Nick, was she fun? It was fun in like a reality show that I'm watching at home sort of way.

I think we do. Do you feel like you were going out with one of the members of Bad Girls Club or something? Just, I'm not drinking tears! Take me dancing! Let's do this! It was like Girls Gone Wild but I'm in the dynamic. What's the most embarrassing

thing she did, Nick? I pulled her out of the backseat of the car. I realized that she had left me something in the backseat of the car, which was not there when she was placed in the car. Did she puke? No, she had taken a s*** in my car. What? Oh, my car. What? Oh!

Oh! No! Oh, my God! Hey, Nick. Katie is actually on the phone right now and heard everything you just said. Nick, that... Oh, my God!

I did not. Katie, come on. I think I know better than you do. I've actually had this happen to a friend of mine. What? A guy or a girl? A girl. A dude did it in her place.

What? But anyway, that's not the issue here. The issue is Katie. Katie. Katie, has this ever happened to you before? No, I can't even believe that's true. I am mortified. I don't even know what to say.

Oh, my God. Yeah, it was pretty disgusting. I can't even believe that's true. Why'd you keep buying me drinks? I didn't buy you drinks. I threw you over my shoulder, dragged you home, you sh** in my car, and then I took it out of you. No, I'm talking about before you had to put me over your shoulder. Like, how many drinks did you buy me? At some point, you probably realized I was pretty drunk. Like, why wouldn't you take me home? You kept ordering the drinks, and I don't know you.

And she didn't tell you at the beginning of the date that she hadn't had a drink in a long time. No, she told me at the end when, which point, I brought you home. Katie, didn't you realize when you got home and things were a mess, your clothes, that something would have happened? Katie, I know it's embarrassing and I understand being defensive, but do you think maybe a better tactic would be to apologize and kind of admit that perhaps you did something wrong? Yeah, if I did that, I'm sorry. I just, I can't. It's so not me that I can't even believe. It's always a good time when you shit your pants.

That's what I say. I think you guys had a great time. I wish that was a joke, but you're being serious. Katie, Katie, I'm not judging you. You know how many people I've peed on and beds I've ruined and clothes? I do that all the time, so I'm not judging you for it at all. I'm

joking around, but you know what? It happens sometimes. I just don't know. Maybe we could get to a point where Nick could forget that moment and remember why there was a connection between you two. I don't think you forget that moment. Nick.

Yeah, there's no way. There's no... I mean, it was awful. And then the fact that she just tried to flip it and make it my fault. Okay. All right. Yeah. Well, Nick, that's...

I'm not making it your fault, Nick. I'm just saying take some responsibility. I did take responsibility. I brought you home, called your friend, and you sh** in my car. Hey, Nick, at the end of these second date updates,

we always offer a second date. We will pay for you to go out with Katie again if you'd like to. Would you be willing? You guys, it would be great if you could pay to have my car interior cleaned. Yeah, no detailing. No auto detailing. No.

Sorry. All right. So here we go. None of his friends are ever going to sit in the backseat again. Yeah. Katie, at least you got a good story to tell. I will never tell this story as long as I live. Come on.

Thanksgiving dinner, the fam's around. It'd be hilarious. To your grandkids? Yeah. No. I remember when I hit it in a guy's car. Broken Jubal in the morning. Ugh.

We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you.

Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast.

Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline Podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline's CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell

or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis and a few surprise guests throughout the show Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your podcasts from