Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bang N Bounce

Episode Date: June 17, 2013

Angela describes her date Jack as a "scumbag" and told us she hopes he's dead! So WHY does she want to get a hold of him so badly??? Listen to the Second Date Update PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What's the old adage about a woman scorned? Like a woman scorned is like really angry all the time. They get mad. Sounds like a proverb. That's how it goes, right? Yeah, they're obviously pregnant or something. Yeah, I think that's it. Women's scorn is obviously PMSing.

I just bring it up because the email that we got from the second dater today, Angela, she's pissed. Really? Right, Angela? Yeah. That's interesting because usually people are just confused. Yeah, usually people call up and they're like, oh, he was so sweet, and I just, I want to find out why he won't go out with me again, or why he won't get back to me, because I really want to see him again.

You don't really have any interest in seeing the dude that you went out with again, right? You just want to know what happened. No, no, I have no interest in seeing him ever again. He's a scumbag. Oh my God, what did this dude do? What's his name? Jack. Jack. His name's Jack. That was? What's his name? Jack. Jack.

His name's Jack. That was said with hatred. So, yeah. Jack the a**hole. How'd you meet Jack? I met him at a bookstore, actually. And I was looking at cookbooks for idiots, and like the dummies die kind of thing. And we started to make jokes about how we both couldn't cook.

And you know how there's like a chemistry immediately when you meet somebody? Yeah, yeah. So before you hated him, you thought he might be a cool guy, right? Yeah, no, I thought he was totally cool. He was like really laid back and like just cracking jokes. Did he ask you out on a date? We had this little email exchange, like witty banter about like what crappy recipe we were going to make or like what recipe we were going to make and, like, burn or whatever.

You know what I mean? Yeah, that's cute. So we started to say, like, how we should, like, cook together. I have a really nice kitchen, but, you know, I never use it. And I said, well, why don't you come over to my place and we'll make something together. We'll try to make something together. Okay. This all sounds positive so far.

What a jerk. Yeah. Now, what happened at dinner that made you so pissed off? No, at dinner, he was a perfect gentleman. He was amazing. He pulled out my chair, and he lit the candles, and he did all these compliments, and I looked so beautiful, and all this bulls**t. Just so that he could sleep with me, and then do the freaking old bang and bounce and never call me again.

Okay. Sounds like it may have worked out for him if that's really what happened. I'm mad because I feel like an idiot. I feel totally freaking duped by this ass. So you're mad because he hooked up with you, left, and never called you back, and you feel like he lied to you

and he wanted more than that. I don't feel like he lied to me. He did lie to me. Yeah. He totally lied to me. did he make any promises to you that night that made you believe that this was the start of something more long term yes he made a reservation for our next dinner so i thought for sure you know i have this second date it's like he has pledged his love with a dinner reservation i mean mean, I can understand why you're upset, but I'm worried that because you're so upset,

you've already called and left him a message where you read him the riot act. Have you? A little bit. I mean, you know, I've left him two angry voicemails. Oh, man. Because I just called the restaurant

to see if he still had the reservation, and he didn't even call the restaurant to cancel the reservation. So what if something happened to him? Like, have you ever thought of, like... Oh, what, he's in the hospital or something? I highly doubt it. I mean, come on.

It's been a week and a half. He hasn't called me. Listen, girls, we know men are dogs. Like, we know that's going to happen. You know that's the reason why. It couldn't possibly be anything else. You know what? At this point, I hope he's dead.

Okay. Did you say you hope he's dead? Is that what you just said? Oh, wow. So, basically, you just want us to call him and find out why he didn't call you back and why he felt the need to just basically use you like that. Yeah, I think I deserve that. Okay.

I feel like you need to take a deep breath. Yeah. Well, we've got to play a song, and then we'll come back and get your second date update. So you've got about three and a half minutes to kind of calm down a little bit, and then we'll call him, okay? Okay. Or, or Hey, don't calm down. Just sit there for three and a half minutes and let us do even more. I'm okay with that as well. All right. Hang on. Okay. All right, Angela, you've had about four minutes to sit there and think about what you're going to say when we get Jack on the phone. Are you still as fired up before as you were when you just talked to me? Actually, yeah, I'm actually more fired up.

The more I think about it, he picks up the phone, like not seeing my number, I am going to be more pissed off. All right. What a coward. If people are just listening and just tuning in to the Second Date Update, Angela got kind of wined and dined by a dude. He ended up hooking up with her, leaving, and never called her back. And she's pissed off about it, and she doesn't even really care if she gets a second date. She just wants to know why he would do that to her.

But you have to remember, Angela, when we call him, I need you to be quiet and wait so I can get the answer from him. I have the feeling with where you're at right now emotionally, as soon as he picks up, you're going to be like, you're a dick! And Angela, you slept with him the first night. Do you regret that? You have no idea.

The bullshit that was coming out of his mouth, how he loved my body, how he'd never met someone he felt so connected to the first time he ever met. Yeah. Bullshit. All right. I'm going to call him right now.

But remember, wait. Okay. All right, hold on. Hello? Hey, can I speak to Jack, please? Yeah, this is Jack. Hey, Jack, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5.

Have you heard of us? Yeah. Okay. But why are you calling me? Well, because you went on a date recently with a girl. Her name's Angela. Yeah, I went on a date with her. You met her at a bookstore.

You had dinner and some dessert, if you know what I mean. Yeah. And listen, I know that she's called you and left you a couple upset voicemails, but it's all good now. She's fine. She just is really curious as to why you would go over there and hang out with her and then not call her back. That's all.

And I said we'd call you and try to get an answer. I went on a date with her. We had fun and that was that. I mean, I didn't, I wasn't looking. That was that? Are you serious? Do so. Jack.

Do so, Angela. Yeah? Jack, you're an a**hole. I guess it's no secret that Angela is on the phone with us. She is? She heard what you just said. Angela, you were supposed to wait until I'm saying I just I can't I can't I couldn't

hold it I that was not that there was no indication that this was like a night of like bang and bounce at all sorry bro not that no that's not how it went down uh I don't yeah you have something to say for yourself why are you guys having this crazy bitch on the line the entire time?

Why didn't you guys just tell me? Are you serious? Did you actually just call me that? I don't know where you are. You couldn't tell. You looked into my eyes and you told me you had never felt so connected to someone the first time you ever met them. You played an entirely different game. But that's what you're supposed to do.

That's what we do. That's what, I mean, it was a one-time thing. That's what we do? And yeah, you are unique. Every woman is unique in their own way. Oh, wow. That's what we do? When you say we, do you mean like the real a**?

Is that what you mean? Angela, just take a deep breath. I know you're really upset, but he's not even being able to understand what you're saying right now. So just calm down so that you can really honestly get your point across. I just want to know what that was about. Like, why did it have to tell me all this bulls**t? I was bored. I was a little horny.

And I thought you were, too. So, you know, we. Oh, my God. So, you know, we play the game because the game is fun. I thought that was understood. Jack. At least I'm not even hiding it. Hey, Jack, at least you're honest, man. Wow.

Now? I mean, come on. We met at a bookstore over cookbooks. Like, that's a perfectly legitimate place to meet someone. Like, you're trying to play this off. Like, I'm the crazy one. You are the liar. You are the one who...

It was one date, though. We slept together once. Yeah. You know what I mean? If I don't call you back, that's that. I gotta agree with Jack here. It's not like he strung you along for months. Yeah.

Like, he went on one date with you, and his ultimate goal was to do it, and he did it, and he's gone, and he loses his memory. What about the reservation? Why does he have to lie to get her in bed? He didn't lie. Yes, he did. No, he didn't. He told her that he has an amazing connection with her.

Why doesn't he just say, this is really fun. I really like having this night with you. It was fun, but it wasn't like, I want to marry you fun. But you made her believe that. You know what I'm saying? Well, you shouldn't believe that after one date. I mean, that could go back on her, too. No, don't lead her down that road.

If you only want one night of fun, be honest with her. Right. I mean, Angela, you could have decided to wait and sleep with him, right? No. No, she couldn't. If a guy says something nice to you, you jump right in the sack. Every girl knows that. That's not what I'm saying. There's a difference says something nice to you, you jump right in the sack. Every girl knows that.

That's not what I'm saying. There's a difference between something nice and honestly making someone believe and toying with their heart. And you know that difference, Jack. Do not tell me that you don't know the difference between being nice to the woman and toying with their emotions. I know the difference. I know the difference. It's just maybe she didn't really know the difference. You're just a dirtbag at your core, and you just go around lying to women.

I didn't want to make it weird and say, like, hey, maybe I'll call you. You know what I mean? Because that would kill my chances right away. I didn't think about it. Give it a night to think about it. Hey, at this point, I would love to offer you guys a second date. Yeah. We'll pay for it.

Would you guys want to go out again, Jack? Are you interested in another enchanted night with Angela? Really? She's crazy. Yeah. Angela, would you like to go out with Jack again? We'll pay for it. No, I never want to see that disgusting dirt bag ever again.

No. All right. Sounds like it's another successful second date match here on Movement 92.5. Bringing people together. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.

That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline Podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis and a few surprise guests throughout the show

Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your podcasts from