Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bathroom Bonanza

Episode Date: July 27, 2016

This morning's Second Date Update is one for the books... Why??? Let's just say that there is no way EVER in a million years that we could have guessed the real reason WHY our listener didn't get a call back for a second date... Find out what it was in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I know a lot of times in the second date updates, I make fun of people for their date choices. Yeah. But I think today's date actually sounds like a good time. Apparently, Olivia, who was on the phone to do a second date update, went with the dude that she met to go to the park and drink some boxed wine. What? Yeah. Sounds like a good date to me. What's up, Olivia?

What's up? Was this classy boxed wine or really, really bad boxed wine? It was like in the middle. I feel like it was an okay choice. And you're not a homeless person or anything, right, Olivia? No. I have a home. Okay.

Tell us a little bit about the guy that you want to call today. What's his name, first of all? Okay, his name is Thomas, and we met at the coffee shop on my block. We had ended up there at the same time several mornings in a row, and I had noticed that he was really cute, and he eventually introduced himself to me. And how'd that go? He's like, my name's Thomas. I like Franzia.

Do you? You a big fan? I was like, we're a match made in heaven. Yeah, no kidding. No, he, like, introduced himself and asked if I lived in the neighborhood. And, like, he was super nice, really cute, like, dark hair, blue eyes. Like, you know, pulled together, looks like a grown-up. You were excited every time you saw this guy in the coffee shop.

Oh, yeah, of course. I mean, it's like every woman, like, goes into coffee shops, like, expecting to in the coffee shop oh yeah of course i mean it's like every woman like goes into coffee shops like expecting to meet the like man of her dreams really is that where that's where you guys troll for i usually go for a tall latte but apparently i was looking for the wrong thing well yeah if you can get both then like it's even better yeah all right so you admired this guy from afar for a little while and he finally approached you right he he gave me his number and we like started texting back and forth. And I don't know.

He was like really funny and it was going really well. So whose idea was the box wine in the park? That was my idea. All right. I like it. And was it a daytime date or are we talking 2 a.m. box wine in the park? Because that's a totally, I mean, two very different scenarios there. No, this was like Saturday afternoon. Gorgeous day. am boxed wine in the park because that's a totally I mean two very different scenarios there no this

was like Saturday afternoon gorgeous day we had planned to get together but we hadn't decided what we were going to do and then it was so nice out I was like let's just go to the park I'll bring wine I didn't say box all right so you surprised him with boxed wine at the park did you like the date do you think I think so like I had a great time like of course you did like yeah we like went into the park we like walked around a little bit i brought a frisbee and it's like i don't know i like park dates because like going to the park you can like feel like a little kid kind of and just play and like you get it you guys play did you guys play freeze tag no we played hide and seek though you actually did wait are you being serious we played hide and seek, though. You actually did? Wait, are you being serious?

You played hide and seek? Yeah, well, so we, like, walked around a little bit. We drank some of the wine, and we played hide and seek. But, like, you know, I sort of thought we were playing, like, for fun. And then he, like, hit all these places that were, like, not really fair. Like, he hit in the men's room. So did you feel like he was just trying to actually get away from you at that point? Or was he still being playful?

I don't know. If he was, it didn't work because I went in there. Wow. So, all right. You went in there and hung out with a dude in the men's room at a park. That's intense. A lot of bad stuff has happened. In men's rooms.

In men's rooms. It was only two on a Saturday, right? No, no. I think all the time. That's a very, very dangerous place to be. You are funny. I really think that this is a great date so far. Thank you.

Why do you think he's not calling you back? The only thing I can think of is that I, like, maybe drank a little bit more than I should have. And, like, you know, when I drink, I get, like, kind of loud and silly. And maybe he doesn't like that, especially because we were in public. I don't think I did anything too embarrassing, but like, I don't know. That's the only thing I can figure out. I thought I went really well. I mean, when you say you drank a little bit too much, you remember all the date, right? Totally. Yeah. We did like, after we left the men's room, we like went and hung out on the blanket for a while. We just talked. It was super cool.

He gave me a kiss before we left the park. Ooh. What kind of kiss? Lip kiss? Cheek kiss? It was, like, half cheek, half lip. So, like, the side of your mouth. Awkward.

Yeah, that sounds like bad timing. You guys were going in for a hug, and then at the last minute decided to kind of kiss? Yeah, maybe. I hate those. Weird. What's the last thing that to kind of kiss? Yeah, maybe. I hate those. Weird. What's the last thing that he said to you? He said he would call me. Oh.

But when I didn't hear from him for a couple days, I texted and said that I had a great date, which usually with most guys, all you have to do is say, I'm into what's happening and they're on board. And I didn't hear back from him at all, which was super weird. Whoa. And so I waited a little longer and then I called him. He didn't hear back from him at all which was super weird and so I like waited a little longer and then I called him he didn't answer and I started worrying if he was like even okay so I like blocked my number and called him from my work phone and he picked up but then I got really

nervous because how was I going to explain that I was like calling him through my work phone so I hung up so you got did you at least breathe heavily to him for a little bit? No, I probably went like, ah, and then hung up. Do you feel like, I mean, in retrospect, you kind of went a little crazy for a second. I know, but you know how it is when you meet someone that you really like, and then you got one vibe, and then all of a sudden the vibe is totally different? It's like, what happened? Okay, so we know he's alive because he's answering his phone. You know that much.

You just don't know why he doesn't want to talk to you, right? No, I hope you can get him on the phone to find out because if I'm putting off a weird vibe, I guess I want to know about it. Okay. Well, we'll play a song,

come back, call him and get your second date update, okay? Sounds good. All right, hang up. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Right in the middle of a second date update,

and Olivia is on the phone. She went out with a guy named Thomas on a date to the park. They played a little Frisbee, ran around, had some fun, and then, of course, the box wine happened. And then the date became kind of a blur. She says she got a little tipsy, but she does know that at the end of the date, they sort of shared an awkward hug slash side kiss. He hasn't answered any of her phone calls or texts except for the one call that she made from her office phone where she blocked the number just to see if he'd picked up. He picked up.

She panicked and then hung up the phone and didn't talk to him. So we know that he's at least answering his phone and we're going to attempt to get him on the line right now. Olivia, you ready to go? I'm ready. I hope you guys can figure out what happened. I really thought we hit it off. You sound really rad. But do you think that maybe he was, I don't know, looking for more of a stereotypical girly type. Yeah, and that's the only thing I can think of is that I, like, scare him away with my, like, silliness and being, like, kind of loud and crazy. All right.

I'm going to call him right now. Are you ready? Okay, I think so. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is Thomas there? Speaking. Hey, what's up, Thomas? How are you?

My name is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. What's that exactly? It's a radio show. Oh, man, I think you got the wrong number. I never signed up for any radio thing at all. Well, I know you didn't sign up, but I don't think I have the wrong number. Did you go out on a date with a girl named Olivia to the park a little while ago?

Maybe. I'm going to take that as a yes, because if you didn't, you could have probably said no to that question pretty easily. Well, Olivia actually emailed us to get a hold of you. All right. What does that have to do with me? She wants to know why you're not calling her back. Are you kidding me? No.

It's a segment we do on our show called The Second Date Update. Olivia said that she had a great time with you at the park and was totally expecting on going out again, but you haven't been answering any of her phone calls and kind of been ignoring her, so she wants to know why. Well, I'd rather not say i mean especially not on a radio show so you do have like one reason um it's complicated when isn't it i mean that's what dating is right can you give us anything to go on she really wants to know all we're going to do is get the answer from you and then report back to her. No, man. I mean, just, well, okay, well, you can

just tell her that we didn't really hit it off. And sometimes, you know, you figure that out early on and that's all it was. From her description of what you guys did, it sounds like you had a great time. No, she's a fun girl. She's really attractive, great sense of humor. That's something I think is really important. Honestly, I think she's really cool. It's just, she's a fun girl. She's really attractive, great sense of humor. That's something I think is really important. Honestly, I think she's really cool. It's not going to happen. Okay. Is there anything that I can tell her? Any reason why it's not going to happen? Other than just

you don't want to. Well, I mean... Even if it's complicated, because she feels like she's been left hanging. She just wants to know why. And can you imagine hearing that? Like, oh, I'm attractive, I'm fun, I'm funny. So the problem is what? Okay, I met someone.

What? You met somebody? I met someone. Okay. All right. That's pretty straightforward. You found somebody else that you like more. Yeah, actually, as it turns out, I met somebody the very same day at the time that I was with her at the park.

What? How? I did not plan on that. It just happened that way. But how? So you're out on a date with her and then you're like hitting up other girls? No, no, no, no, no. Like I said, I didn't plan on this at all. I wasn't hitting on anybody when this took place. This was not me going after someone. Okay, so somebody came up to you. Sort of.

Was it like after your date was over and you were going to your car? Like, I just don't understand how that could happen when you were with her on your date the whole time. Well, there was a time where the two of us separated

for a short time. Okay. Okay. She suggested we play hide-and-seek. Yeah. And I thought that was fun. Is that when you met somebody? Yes. I met somebody else while I was hiding.

You were hiding in a park and you met another woman. Is that weird? No, not exactly like that. I was actually hiding in the men's room at the time. Oh. Well, that changes the story a little bit, doesn't it? I mean, that's cool, too. You met another woman

or a man? I met somebody that came into the men's room, put it that way. Okay. Okay, I'll accept that as an answer. I don't think anyone's going to argue that one. So are you gay? I don't really go by that kind of a label.

I just, you know, I go either way you could say, or I dabble in both flavors. Okay. Holy shit. You follow your heart wherever it takes you. You went to hide in the men's bathroom, and you ended up meeting a dude. Yes. I'm going to say right now, if you would have texted her back or explained that to her, I am pretty sure any woman with that excuse is going to be like, all right, well.

Or they'd be like, wow, he's making up that big of a lie. Am I that unattractive? Is that why you didn't say anything to her? Do you think she's not going to believe that? No, I just think that it comes off really, I didn't want it to come off like I was hitting somebody up. Yeah. The way it went down, I was hiding in the men's bathroom.

I was in a stall. I actually didn't lock the stall or whatever, and a guy opened it up. He's like, whoa. And I just went right into an explanation. I said, I'm playing hide and seek. And he thought, what? And I was like, I know it sounds weird and stuff. And then he started laughing a lot.

And I was trying to explain myself. And I don't know. We just had like instant chemistry. And he was really cute. And I got his number. And that's when we've been seeing each other. Wow. Wow. Wow.

The men's bathroom is so much more exciting than any bathroom I've ever been in. It happens. Was he still in there when she went in and found you in the bathroom stall? No, he had left like a minute before she came into the bathroom, and I'm grateful for that. Yeah, that would have been awkward for your two dates to run into each other in the men's restroom. It was absolutely the most unique and just craziest way I've ever met somebody, but it just happened naturally

and it felt very romantic. You crouched on top of a bathroom toilet in the men's room meeting another guy and it just sounds so romantic there, Thomas. But I love it. I i mean i think it's such an awesome story i think it's not uh the most romantic places to meet somebody but it sparks fluid and you know you can't uh can't deny it all right i bet i know somebody who's going to be even more shocked about this story than us she's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

You kidding me? No. You're not serious. No, I am. I'm 100% serious. Olivia, you there? Oh, my God. What?

Are you serious? I don't know what to say. Tell me you're making this up. I'm not making this up. I'm so sorry. It's not something I intended to happen. So let me get this straight. We go on this awesome romantic date,

and you met a dude in the bathroom at the park, and then you just ghosted on me? It sounds bad when you put it that way, but yes, that's what happened. Is this even for real? I'm not in the realm of possibility of what I thought happened. I wasn't in the realm of possibility of what I think anybody thought.

I thought for sure you were an annoying drunk the whole time. Thank you, I guess. I don't know which is worse. Olivia, I sincerely apologize. It was not anything that you did. I like you. I thought it was going great. But I just met somebody that I had instantly stronger feelings for.

You met him in a bathroom stall. Yeah. The only reason you were in there is because I'm super fun and play games. You're right. I mean, Olivia, I guess I have you to thank for me meeting him. Olivia, you're a matchmaker and you had

no idea. I guess. Is he going to put that on my dating profile? Like, really good at hooking dudes up with other dudes in bathrooms? Hey, that's an impressive trait that not many other people can claim. You'll probably get a lot of people hitting you up. You know what?

Olivia, maybe the three of us can just meet up. You might really like him and we could go to the coffee shop or something. Whoa. All right, on that note. You are open, sir. Oh, my God. I can't believe this is really happening. Yeah, it's happening.

On that note, Thomas, would you like to go out with Olivia again? We will pay for a second date. You can bring along that dude, and you guys can all go out and grab dinner or something. Do something. If she wants to go on a three-way date, I'm in. Three-way! Wow. Olivia. Come on, this is actually a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you.

I mean, an attractive guy you're already into. You went from having no date to now a three-way at a coffee shop, and what's more fun than that? No. No, no, no. You say you're fun and crazy. Like, this is right up there with the kind of thing you say you do. There is no possible way I am doing this.

I cannot believe that this is why I got ghosted. Well, at least you don't have yourself to blame. I guess. Are you sure? I mean, it could be a lot of fun for all three of us. Yeah, no thanks. No thanks. Well, Thomas, thank you for being honest with us.

Yeah, sure. Congratulations on your newfound relationship. Good luck. Thank you. Good luck to you too. And Olivia, sorry that you didn't get a second date. I'm going to go drink another box of wine. Yeah.

Broken Jubal in the morning. Normally, if you're on a date with one person and you meet someone else during that date, it's very rude. Uh-huh. Yeah. But today's second date update was so shocking that it was like, okay. Yeah. Sure. What?

Get after it then, I guess. If you missed the second date update, Olivia wanted us to call a guy named Thomas. They went to the park, hung out, got a little drunk, played some games, including hide and seek. And when we got him on the phone, he was very reluctant in telling us why he wasn't calling her back, but we finally got it out of him. Apparently, while they were playing hide and seek, he went into the

men's bathroom to hide in the stall. And then a dude walked into that same stall, and those two had a little bit of a love connection. Hey! And they got each other's numbers and everything. And then he left. She ended up finding him in the bathroom for hide and seek, and then she was confused why he wasn't calling back.

Turns out he's not calling back because he started a relationship with that dude. He sounds very happy, though, in his relationship. Yeah, he does. It's crazy just to meet anybody on another, while you're on a date? Are you kidding me? Yeah, but if you met someone else while you're on a date, same sex, you're like, that's rude. You're a jerk. But if it's like this and you didn't know that the guy swung all kinds of directions,

you're like, okay, well, that's fine, I guess. At least he didn't do it in front of her. Like he wasn't hitting on somebody else blatantly in front of her. He said he wasn't looking. It's just that the man found him during hide and seek before she did. You could tell he felt bad too. He was sorry about it.

He just found somebody else. Another dude. God, man. That guy has got serious game. He did. He did offer another date with her though. He was like, yeah, we can go out again. You, the guy that guy has got serious game. He did. He did offer another date with her, though. He was like, yeah, we can go out again. You, the guy that I'm now dating, and me can all go out and get coffee and see what happens. And she turned it down.

She was not interested in that. Someone brought it up on text message right now. It said, I can't believe all three of you were so disappointed that she didn't say yes. Yeah, I was. I was like, you know, turn... Live a little. Turn those lemons into lemonade. Lots of lemonade all over the place.

Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines,

exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. $1.4 billion in NFL quarterback contracts. The untold stories behind the biggest deals in football history. I'm AJ Stevens, Vice President of Client Strategy at Athletes First, introducing the Athletes First Family Podcast, the quarterback series. My co-host Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with thehost Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO,

and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.