Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bathroom Confessions

Episode Date: May 24, 2016

You know it's BAD on a first date, when you go out to a restaurant, and people at the tables around you are gossiping about the guy you're with... What were they saying that ruined the romance? Find out in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubal's Second Date Update. I have a surefire way to meet women. And I'm assuming that the guy on the phone for a second date update today did the same thing that I've done many times, and it always works. You see a hot girl going to a store or something like that. You see her in the parking lot. You just walk up to her car, pop the tire and then you hang out

in the parking lot until she comes out and you're like, oh, you need help with that tire? Let me help change that for you. It works every time. You're one step away from a serial killer. That's like vandalism. I've done it a lot. Sometimes I just go and I just pop tires in parking lots just in case. Oh.

On my way into a store. And that's what I'm guessing Dallas did today. He's on the phone to do a second date update and that's how he met the girl that he wants to call today. Well, now I didn't pop the tire. Just so happens I did change her tires. Thank God, Dallas. For future reference, if you want to meet a girl, that's the best way to do it.

Pop her tires, and then you'll have no choice but to help her. So, your email said that you met the girl you want to call today because she needed a tire changed, and you came to her rescue. Yeah, I did. What's her name? Brittany. Brittany? Okay, and was she changing the tire, and you just walked up behind her and were like,

Hey, little lady, you don't know how to do that. Let a big man help you out. No, it didn't really happen that way. A few weeks ago, you know, I was at the mall and doing some shopping, and as I was leaving, Brittany flagged me down, and she was kind of like in a panic, and she asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire. So, you know, obviously I did, luckily. And she asked if I could help. And I said, of course.

So I went to her car and started to jack the car up and change the tire. And I had noticed she had this, like, really cute southern accent. And so I kind of went out of my way. And I was like, are you from around here? And she was like, well, no, sir, I'm not. I'm just a poor southern girl who needed a tire changed. Why don't we go out for some sweet tea and maybe some cheese grits? Sounds like the start of a porn or something.

You like cheese grits? You know, anywhere in town a lady can get some nice cheese grits? What is wrong with you? Did you hit on her or, you know, how did you proceed after that? Well, she kind of went on to tell me that she was new to the area and that she didn't really know anyone. And when I was done changing the tire, you know, she was really, really thankful and she shook my hand. And as I was getting ready to grab my stuff and leave, I kind of just stopped and turned around, and I kind of just said, hey, do you want to go out? Do you want to go get some food or something?

And she said, sure. Like at a later date, or you guys went that day? Oh, we went right then and there. Oh, you did? We went and got food really, really close to the mall, And this is where things kind of took a turn. You know, we went to eat. We ordered our food. And we were both about halfway done eating.

And I noticed that she kind of stopped, you know, being so responsive to conversations. She was a lot less talkative. She started to become a little, like, timid and shy, I guess. I do declare that i believe you have overstepped your bounds sir i will take off my long white glove and slap you in the face did you say anything to make it seem like you offended her no not at all it just it kind of just all of a sudden it was like she just stopped talking so i said you know is anything wrong and she said well she didn't really like the food at the place we were eating at. So I said, well, okay, do you want to leave?

You know, I felt really bad. And she was like, no, no, that's okay. It's fine. So when the waiter came back, I asked him if, you know, we could get the check and if he could box up our food and we could go. And, you know, as we started to leave, I asked her, I said, hey, you know, could we maybe do this again, you know, at a different place, you know, that you would like? And she said, of course. So we exchanged numbers and we left. At the end of the date, did you guys kiss or anything like that? Or was it just exchange numbers?

No, it was just an exchange number. And then, you know, we went on our way. But, you know, I listen to you guys all the time and I really trust you guys. And what's going on in my mind right now is I feel like she felt obligated to kind of go out with me because I did something nice and not because I'm attractive or anything like that. See, I was thinking the opposite, that she flagged you down because you were hot.

I mean, because there's other people that come out of the mall. I'm sure that there was other people around she could have flagged down, right? Of course, yes. I don't think she was obligated at all. I think she set it up. Well, maybe she felt like she was obligated. Well, if she set it up, she definitely didn't like something about him because she's not calling him back. Well, maybe his personality failed. I don't know what happened. So you think maybe she felt obligated and that's the reason that she's not calling you back? Exactly. Which is weird because she just moved to town, so she doesn't have very many other friends.

Whenever I'm new to a town, I say yes to anybody, no matter who you are. Like, yeah, I'll hang out with you. I don't know. I'm new to town. Yes, gentlemen, jump on it. I say yes to anybody whenever I move to a town. That's good to know. To go out and show me around.

Yeah, we know what you meant. We all know what you meant. All right, Dallas. Well, we'll play a song. We'll come back. We'll get your southern lady on the phone and find out why she's not ringing you back, okay? Sorry, guys.

All right. Until then, you enjoy some sweet potato pie. We'll do it right after this Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the morning Second date update Dallas is on the phone with us To do a second date update today

Not the city That's good I wish the whole city The guy named Dallas Is on the phone with us To do a second date update today. He wants us to call a girl named Brittany. I'm going to actually recap his date by telling her side of the story.

I think this is what she would say when we talk to her. So there I was. I had a flat tire on my car. And I did not know how to fix it. I was just staring at this tire as confused as a fart in a fan factory. And then all of a sudden, out of the store, I see this big strapping young gentleman named Dallas. And I was hollering like a stuck pig, asking him to come help me out. So I walked up to him. I said, kind sir, do you think you could help change the southern lady's tire? And

as he was changing it, I was just sitting there grinning like a possum eating a sweet tater looking at how he changed my tire and helped me out and then could you believe the nerve of this man he asked me to go to food with him right after and the only reason i did was because i felt obligated to because normally a southern lady would make a gentleman court her properly so we had a meal and then once we were done i mean we went our separate ways and i would never talk to him again because he was way too forward. I'd have smacked him in his stupid face. Hey, Dallas, is that about right?

I think I should take you out on a date. I was going to say, after that we don't even need to make the phone call. I mean, that kind of settles it, doesn't it? Dallas met this girl, Brittany, in the parking lot. She had a flat tire. He was walking out. She said, can you change it? He changed it, and then they went to go eat.

The meal went well, and then about halfway through, she kind of seemed cold and awkward. And they exchanged numbers and said they might go out again, but she hasn't been very receptive. We're about to call her right now. Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Brittany, please?

This is she. Hello, Brittany. How are you? I'm good. Who is this? Oh, this is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Um, I don't know you. Who is this? No, you don't. This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. I don't know you. No, you don't. This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Okay, I still don't know you.

It's a morning radio show, and I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. About me? Yes. Okay. It's a segment that we do on our show called The Second Date Update. You recently went out with a guy named Dallas. Oh, okay. You remember meeting Dallas? He said that he helped you change a tire on your car and then you guys went out for a meal after? Yeah, I remember him. What'd you think of Dallas? Um, I mean,

he was a nice guy and everything. You just didn't click with him? Um, well, not really. I mean, it just kind of got weird. So it got weird. Can you tell us how?

Well, at dinner, like it was a really nice dinner we're sitting down and he gets up to leave like three times to go to the bathroom which is not typically a weird thing but the second time he come back like super sweaty he came back to the table super sweaty yes he was he was super sweaty. And I didn't know what to think. And I thought, well, poor guy, maybe he's sick or something. So I asked him, you know, are you okay? Do you need to leave? And he said, no, no, I'm great. I'm good.

I've never seen somebody come back from the bathroom sweating like that before. Maybe he's got IBS. Maybe. I don't know. I mean, it wasn't spicy food, but it got worse. Like, we're sitting there, and he goes again, and then there's a table right beside of us, and that guy leaves to go to the bathroom, I guess, comes back, and I can hear their conversation. Don't tell me they both came back sweaty together. I wouldn't want to call him back either.

Mystery solved, though. The guy was actually talking about my date. I could hear them talking about him and saying, there's some guy in the bathroom doing really weird stuff. What was he doing? I don't know. They didn't say. They just said that they knew it was weird and it made him uncomfortable.

It just makes the guy uncomfortable in the bathroom. Something's wrong. Yeah. There's a lot. Listen, there's a lot of weird stuff that goes on in guys' bathrooms. I've never left them going like, whoa,

there's some guy in there doing something strange. I got out of here right so i just had to leave like i you don't know what to expect when you're in a new town and new people like yeah and you never asked him what he was doing in the bathroom i didn't want to i mean what if he told me and asked me to join him like Like, I don't know. So did you make up a lie about the food not tasting good to get out of there? Yeah, I did. Okay, you did. Yeah.

Because he said that on the date. Like, I love food. Like, I love food. And I totally went back to that place the next day. It was so good. You actually went back there. Oh, no. You actually went back to that restaurant the next day. I did.

It was so good. All right. So that's the reason you're not calling him back, because he was doing something weird in the bathroom making him sweat. Yes, that's exactly why. That's interesting. You know what else is interesting? He's actually on the phone listening right now. Are you serious?

Yes, I am. 100% serious. Dallas, what were you doing in the bathroom? Yeah. Get your guys' minds out of the gutter, okay? I was not doing what you guys think I was doing. I have no idea what you're doing. I had an idea.

Okay. I will admit, okay, this is, I will admit I did get up a few extra times from the table to go to the bathroom. And I'm really embarrassed to say this but i was in the bathroom doing push-ups what you're doing push-ups uh why were you doing push-ups i'm just you know into fitness and stuff and i felt like because i hadn't been to the gym in a couple days i felt like i didn't look good enough and so I went in there to get kind of like a little bit of a workout and kind of look a little bit more

muscular so you went into the bathroom to do push-ups to get a pump you know this was not even scheduled or anything I didn't have time to go to the gym before this date I didn't even know this date was going to happen. And I met her and she is awesome. And that's what I did. You just left the table randomly to go work out in the bathroom? Yeah, I did. On the bathroom floor? I washed my hands before I came back to the table. Doesn't make it better. Bernie, do you believe him? I don't know that I, I mean, I know you explained it, but I don't know that I buy your story. This is the God honest truth. Seriously. Is this what guys do here? Like you go out into the bathroom to work out during the day?

Is this how it works? No. I never have. I've never, I've never done that one time, but I felt like I didn't look good enough for you. And that's why I did it. It was more of a freak-out thing. So working on the car and the tire change wasn't an actual workout? You needed a more intensive workout in the bathroom?

To a sense, yeah, because changing the tire is nothing. I'm so fit, changing the tire doesn't do anything. I got to go do some push-ups and some burpees in the bathroom. I don't know. I don't know if I actually buy this whole story. That sounds weird. I need to know, were his muscles impressive? I mean, yeah, he's a really impressive guy.

I actually noticed that when he was changing the tire. And, I mean, you can tell he works out. I just never expected it to be during the date in the bathroom. Hey, Brittany, I would like to ask you this. Would you like to go on a second date with Dallas? We will pay for it. Hey, guys, can I do this myself? Sure.

Go for it. I mean, hey, dude, I don't want to get beat up by you. Look, Brittany, I'm telling you the truth. I did push-ups in the bathroom to try and impress you. So if you give me a second chance, I promise that I will work out before dinner and not during. That's a pretty good promise. And also, we'll pay for the date, Brittany. You know, you were a really great guy stopping to take care of my tire and take care of me.

And you went this far to actually get a second date. So, you know, I think, yeah, let's try it again. Woohoo! Nice! Awesome. Congratulations, Dallas. You got your second date. Well, thank you, guys.

I appreciate the help. No problem. Stop doing push-ups in the bathroom. I will stop doing push-ups in the bathroom. I'm just embarrassed because I never thought that she would ever find out. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you.

Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. And find them on Bumble. to money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast.

And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards, Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app,

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