Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Best Date Ever?
Episode Date: December 19, 2016When you have a lot of money... you can afford to do some pretty awesome things for your first date. It's hard to imagine a better date than the one Anna went on. And that's why it's so confusing that... she isn't getting a call back. We'll find out why in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: RS Deakin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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brook and jubils second date update you guys ever go out on one of those dates that goes
so well that you end up spending the whole weekend together?
Yes, actually.
I had one of those a little while ago.
I was out with this girl, and then randomly, like, she was at my house, and somehow her tires got slashed while she was there.
Somebody stole the battery in her car.
She couldn't find her wallet.
Just things kept happening.
Had to wait until Monday to get her car fixed.
We spent the whole weekend together.
It was fabulous.
Just a fabulous time.
You just get creepier and creepier, don't you?
That's what happened to Anna, who is on the phone to do a second date update today.
She wants to call a guy named Chris.
Apparently their date went so well that they just spent the whole weekend together and it was magical.
Hey, Anna, how are you?
I'm good, guys. How are you doing?
Pretty good. Thank you for your email.
Oh, definitely.
So tell us a little bit about Chris.
Chris is this amazing guy.
I met him online, and I know that's kind of like not very serious.
It can be serious.
You see those commercials where they're like,
everybody who meets on here gets married for life.
I don't think it's not a not serious thing anymore,
unless where'd you meet him?
Plenty of fish.
That is one of the not so serious
sites. You need to be on the ones where you
actually pay money to join up.
Hey, it worked out for her, though. What did you
like about him when you saw him?
Thank you, Brooke.
It didn't really work out for you because he's not calling you back, is he?
Technicalities,
okay?
He's just a little rough around the edges, but
he's one of those guys with a complete
heart of gold. How do you know that already?
He was just so generous.
The time we spent together, I mean,
it was literally like
the best date I have ever
been on. That's cute. Okay, so tell us a little
bit about it. He planned out
this phenomenal dinner. I'm talking
like nine different entrees and everything was just really planned out and expensive,
I can only imagine. Does he make a lot of money? I don't know, but let's just say I was impressed.
Okay, so it seems like you might. You guys were at, like, fancy restaurants and stuff. Right, and it was just thing after thing.
So we ate, and then he took us for a helicopter ride in the city.
What? That is awesome!
It was amazing.
Did you know all of this going into the date, or was it a surprise to you?
I mean, we had talked online for a while before he took me out,
and he'd been planning it this entire time we were talking.
Oh, so you knew you were going for dinner and a helicopter ride.
Yeah.
He planned all this other stuff.
Wait, there's more than just a helicopter ride and a nine-course meal?
In my opinion, that's all you really need to do.
I mean, you need to do half that, and most girls would be ecstatic.
Good.
You buy me a drink, and I'm good.
What else did this guy plan?
Gifts and flowers and it was like seven different dates
combined into one amazing weekend.
Did it feel like too much?
I mean, that's a lot for a guy that you're just meeting.
It wasn't too much for me.
Yeah, I don't think it'd be too much for anybody.
If some girl would offer me to go on a helicopter ride
and all these gifts and everything else, absolutely. Some dude would. I don't much for anybody. If some girl would offer me to go on a helicopter ride and all these gifts and everything else,
absolutely. Some dude would.
I don't care, anybody. Just
shower me with gifts. No wonder
you're upset you're not hearing back from him.
I know. Then we had this really
weird text exchange.
So you have heard from him since the date?
Yeah, but barely. What did he
say? Well, I mean,
I texted him thanking him for such a great time,
and he said he had a busy work week and he couldn't really talk.
Okay, well, if the guy's got that kind of dough,
that he's dropping on helicopters and 17,000 course meals,
he's probably a pretty busy guy.
Yeah, let him work.
Yeah, let Dada work so he can take you on another helicopter ride. Yeah. Let him work. Yeah. Let Dada work
so he can take you
on another helicopter ride.
I know
and I get it.
I know that he is
completely busy
but I texted him
and he said that he was busy
about four or five different times
and I said to him
I said are we ever
going to go out again?
He said no.
I mean I don't think so.
What?
Do you feel like maybe
you were blowing him up too much? Because if he was like I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm busy., I don't think so. What? Do you feel like maybe you were blowing him up too much?
Because if he was like, I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm busy.
I really didn't think so.
I mean, it was maybe like once or twice a week.
He's the one that seems too eager in this situation, if you ask me,
planning an entire weekend together.
Right.
Right.
Did you guys hook up that weekend?
I mean, I'm hoping you did with all those gifts and things like that.
Let's just say we slept in the
same bed.
Okay.
Well, I was, I mean, it could
go either way. Maybe he
did that with you and now he's like, alright, I got that
out of the way. But he doesn't need to go to
that extent if he just wants to
hook up with a girl. Depends how
attractive he is. I don't know.
You think he's ugly?
She did only describe him as a heart of gold.
He had a heart of gold, yeah, definitely.
But like I said, rough around the edges.
Oh, that's a good man.
Well, anyway, you obviously liked him a lot.
So we're going to play a song, come back, call him,
and get your second date update, all right?
Okay, thanks, guys.
Okay, hang on.
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Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. update, all right? Okay, thanks, guys. Okay, hang on. You know what, Anna? What? I actually don't want you to get a second date. Why? Because this guy took you out for like a fabulous fancy dinner,
helicopter ride around the city, spent the whole weekend spoiling you. I don't want you to get a second date, so I can date him.
That's why.
Sounds like a fabulous date
to me. If you're just
tuning in for the second date update, Anna
did exactly that. She went out with a guy who just
spoiled her for the whole weekend
and they texted a little bit after. He said
he was really busy and then she finally was like,
when are we going to hang out? And then he said it's not going to work out.
And she wants to find out why. So we're about to call him right now.
Any last thoughts before we dial the phone number, Anna?
No, I'm just really curious. And how did you guys leave the weekend again?
In each other's arms. I mean, I thought we had a really good time.
All right. Well, I'm going to dial the phone right now. See if we can get him on the phone
and get your second date update. Okay? Awesome. Here we go.
Hello?
Can I speak to Chris, please?
Uh, yes, please.
Chris, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
What?
This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. How's it going?
It's going good.
I just wanted to talk to you about something if you got a minute.
This is one of your prank phone calls, but nah.
Stopping it right at the gate.
It is not a prank phone call.
You actually went out on a date recently with one of our listeners, and they
emailed us to call you.
Okay.
Her name is Anna.
Hmm.
You remember going out with Anna?
Yeah, I went out with that crazy
chick, man.
You went out with that crazy chick, man. You went out with that crazy chick?
Yeah, yeah, she crazy as shit.
Bad ass crazy.
Really?
Oh!
Bad ass shit, yeah.
Wow, just out the gate like that, you're going to call her crazy.
I haven't even really had a chance to talk to you about the date at all.
Can you tell us a little bit more about why you think she's crazy?
I mean, she's bad ass crazy.
I don't know what else you need to know.
Yeah, that pretty much says it all right there,
but can you tell us why, at least?
Because, look, she enjoyed your date, obviously, man.
You took her out to dinner, helicopter rides, all that.
Oh, she told you about that?
I mean, the date was the s***, so of course she liked it.
Yeah, it sounds like you know how to plan a pretty nice date, Chris.
I mean, you know, when you're here with somebody, you know, you go all out, I guess.
I mean, I do it.
Why would you spend an entire weekend and that much money with a girl if you thought that she was crazy?
I mean, that's how I treat women that I'm interested in.
Maybe somebody doesn't treat you like that, but they should.
Well, I actually agree with you, but...
So you were interested in her, but now you think she's crazy.
Oh, batshit, again.
I use the word batshit.
Batshit crazy.
Why is that?
Did something happen after your date, or was it during your date that you decided that?
And your date lasted a whole weekend, so I'm guessing it was after.
You know, she would text me, and I would tell her I'm busy.
Okay.
And then she one day showed up in front of my doorstep.
What?
Whoa, she showed up.
She's not from here.
She's not from here.
All right, so she just one day shows up on my property in my front door
talking about, hey, I'm moving here.
What the are you talking about?
Whoa.
Slow down.
So she's not, when you say she's not from here, she's from where?
From far away where they make crazy.
Does that have a specific scene?
She's from like four states away.
That's how we met online.
She's from out of state.
Whoa.
Yeah.
So she shows up.
You know, it's not like she went down the street, she jumped on a plane and then came
to my front door and stood there.
I was like, hey, I liked you so much, I want to
move here now. What?
What the f*** are you talking about?
Chris, I need to get some
clarification because I'm kind of confused now.
When we talked to her, she didn't say she was from
somewhere else. How did you guys go out on a date?
Did you fly her out here for the date
or something? Yeah, I flew her out.
We talked and I was like, alright,
I'm going to flyer out here and we'll
have a great weekend. That's why we had a
weekend planned because I knew
I only had a limited time
with her since she lives so far away.
That makes sense. When we talked to her about it, she
left all that out. She just said, we spent
the weekend together and you took me on this fabulous date.
You had no choice but to spend the weekend with her.
Yeah, but also insane people
leave out facts. You know what I mean? That. Yeah, but also insane people leave out facts.
You know what I mean?
That's true.
Crazy people tend to leave out facts.
But you enjoyed the weekend with her.
I mean, listen, the weekend, it was fine.
I got what I wanted, so it was cool.
You know what I mean?
But, like, she's bad.
Yeah, if you fly a girl out from another state to hang out with you for the weekend, it's usually kind of a hookup thing.
Is that what you were going for?
Yeah.
You know.
Oh, good.
But you didn't.
It should have been cool about it.
You know, it could have happened again.
But, you know, she wasn't cool about it.
Yeah, I guess all that other stuff is just beside the big point, though, that she showed up on your doorstep.
Wow.
On my doorstep.
So I'm talking about I don't like the people I'm around.
I don't like my surroundings.
Maybe that doesn't like you.
Are you sure you didn't give her mixed messages?
Because I'm sorry, if a guy flies me to another state,
takes me on a helicopter ride, pays for all this fancy stuff,
gives me gifts, I'm thinking that he is interested in a long-term relationship,
not for a hookup weekend.
Listen, I get your point.
I told her I was busy five different times, not for a hookup weekend. Listen, I get your point, all right?
But I told her I was busy five different times
and five different text messages,
and she still shows up at my doorstep.
Yeah, from states away.
Yeah.
So she flew here.
I don't know if she flew, if she hiked.
I don't know.
She could have hiked.
Who knows?
She got crazy.
All right.
Yeah, and I never want to talk to her again. All right. I might move. She can't hiked. Who knows? She got crazy. All right. Yeah, and I never want to talk to her again.
All right.
I might move.
She can't find me.
One of those things is going to be a problem, Chris, because she's actually on the other
line listening.
Oh, y'all are bullsh**, man.
No, no.
Hey, no bullsh**, Chris.
Oh, shut the f**k up, man.
You are f**king with me right now.
Chris, in your case, I kind of wish I was, but I'm not.
Anna is actually on the phone.
Hi, Chris.
Hi, crazy.
I don't want to talk to you.
At all.
At all.
Listen, Chris, I moved out here because I like it here.
Not just for you.
So f***ing get over yourself.
Moved?
Oh, none of that s*** sounds believable.
None of it.
Anna, why didn't you tell us that you were from out of state and that you moved here for this dude?
I didn't think it was that big of a deal, and I didn't move out here for him.
Okay.
He's f***ing flattering himself right now.
You know, that could be true.
Like, give her the benefit of the doubt here.
It could not be all about you, Chris.
It's not a coincidence.
Okay, okay. If it's not all about me,
name three things right now besides
you moved out to Corgo. Go.
Okay, listen. I love
the area. I feel like we're
living. I spent a whole weekend in
Haiti. I'm not moving to Haiti.
You're being
a real f***ing ass, Chris.
Oh, and you showed up at my doorstep.
So it wasn't like you were, were, I want to breathe the fresh air
of this new place. You came
through my doorstep. I thought I
was checking in on you. I mean, you
are busy. You're busy all the
time after we had such a great weekend.
What the f***? You're checking
in on me? I am not a baby. I'm a
grown-ass man. A busy-ass
man. Five Texas are busy.
You don't show up on a grown adult's doorstep checking in on me after one weekend
together, man.
That's crazy.
I just don't get you.
I don't f***ing get you at all.
Good.
You're not supposed to get me.
I don't want you to get me.
I want to be not gotten forever.
Oh, my God.
Anna, did he, like, say something to make you think that he was looking for more than just, like, a weekend hookup?
I honestly thought what we had, Chris, was something more than that.
But apparently I'm just your booty call.
You don't fly somebody out for a weekend after we've been talking for months and then expect me to feel like the crazy person?
Listen, I've talked to plenty of girls from months online.
I don't see any of them moving and showing up in my doorstep
because they love the area, okay?
Maybe I am crazy for feeling like we had a connection,
but you're just being an ass.
All right, well, I hope you take that
and you learn not to like me ever, all right?
You learn not to stalk the next guy
so you can actually stay with him for a little while.
Oh, my God.
I would love to ask you guys at this point, would you like to go out on a second date?
Chris, would you like to go out with Anna again?
We'll pay for it.
No, but you can pay for a restraining order, all right?
Anna, you still there?
Yeah.
Would you like to go out on a second date with Chris?
Yes.
I know.
Oh, my God.
Well, Chris, I appreciate your time, man.
Thank you very much.
No problem.
Be safe.
Anna, are you all right?
Yeah, I'm not crazy.
He's literally just being an asshole.
Okay, cool.
Well, welcome to the area.
It's nice to have you as one of our fine residents.
Broken Jubal in the morning.
Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.
If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up.
Well, you could use our help.
That's right.
I'm Joel.
And I am Matt.
And we're from the How To Money podcast.
Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all.
Make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got and just feel more in control of your money in general.
You know it.
For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio
app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show
Ears Edition podcast.
From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now.
Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, you guys.
I'm Katherine Legg.
I'm a racing driver who's literally driven everything with four wheels across the planet.
And I've got a new podcast.
It's called Throttle Therapy.
This season, I'm competing in some of the world's most notorious racing events. Tune into my new podcast, Throttle Therapy, with Katherine Legg,
an iHeart Women's Sports production
in partnership with
Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us
on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Elf Beauty,
founding partner
of iHeart Women's Sports.