Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Big Glovebox

Episode Date: March 17, 2014

Justin's "romantic" first date in the park ended with Erica running away from his car in fear... So OBVIOUSLY there was some kind of misunderstanding. Maybe Justin can help set the record straight in today's Second Date Update.(Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay. Meeting a dude online. Creepy or not creepy? Not creepy. Meeting that same dude at a park? Not creepy. Public place. How about at night?

We're leaning towards creepy now. Okay. That's where Justin went on his first date with Erica. Justin, how you doing, man? Hey, what's up, guys? How's everything going? Yeah, it's cool, man. We got your email and it said that you met Erica

online. Your first date was at a park at night. Was that your suggestion? Yeah. Well, yeah, but it wasn't like that. You can see how that could come off a little creepy though, right? Yeah, I mean it got dark, I guess kind of quicker

than I expected. Like dark in the creepy way or like literally? No, like we got there like at six or whatever and then it got really dark. Okay. I mean, I guess it's not that weird to meet somebody at a park for a first date, is it? I don't know. I always go for like a restaurant or something else. What were you planning on doing with her at the park?

I mean, were you going to like bring a Frisbee with you? What was your plan? Well, no, just to talk and walk. Okay. All right. That's cool. Good to know each other. Yeah.

How did the date go? It was really cool. But, you know, like I said, it got dark, and then it got cold. So we went to the car, and on her profile it said that she liked gummy bears. So I had some gummy bears in my glove compartment and uh all right justin haynes man like i get what you're trying to do but you can see how that would come off kind of weird to be like hey meet me at the park you want to come back to my car got some gummy bears in there try to lure her back to your vehicle with gummy bears i didn't tell her i had gummy bears i wanted to surprise her all right that's better i was picturing you'd be like hey there's gummy bears in my car you want to come check it out

yeah that's funny okay so that didn't happen all right So you guys went back to your car and hung out. And did she appreciate the gummy bears? No. Oh, man. She looked weird. Like, she got anxious and was like, I don't feel comfortable. And then she got upset, you know? She got upset. Like, how did she get upset with you?

When she was in the car, it was just kind of different. And then I was like, I'm going to surprise her with these gummy bears. And, like, they were in the glove compartment, so I had to reach over and get them. Oh, no. I thought you were just going to be happy. I'm already creeped out. Meeting a stranger in the park and then going back to his car, and then he suddenly reaches for the glove compartment while you're in there.

I can understand why she got a little disturbed, Justin. Well, she never even got a chance to see the gummy bears. When I reached over to get the gummy bears, she screamed. It was like, you pervert. And then she just jumped

out of the car. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I could see see that nobody is surprised by that man no i mean if she would have waited a half a second she would have seen that i was getting gummy bears and not like yeah that's what a lot of people are saying i was waiting to see if he had gummy bears and then the story goes horribly wrong. Oh, God. But I did. I had to go. But I actually did. I really did, I swear. She just laughed. I picture her like a cartoon character. There's just a little

cloud of dust left behind and your door hanging wide open. I was like, hey, what's wrong? At the car window. That's awesome. Oh, man. And I'm just going to take a wild guess and say she hasn't returned any of your calls at all. Like, you haven't heard a word from her since. Well, my phone calls keep going to voicemail.

Yeah. Weird. I'm surprised she hasn't sicked the cops on you or anything at this point. All right, man. I'm going to guess that you creeped her out. Yeah, I guess I did. But that's why I need your help. I'm not a bad guy.

I just screwed up on the first date. Really bad. Very, very bad. What, you think she's going to be on an episode of Law & Order SVU? Instead of a first date. That's how you know it went wrong. All right, man. We're going to play a song.

Come back, call her, see if we can make things better for you, okay? Cool. All right, man. Hang're going to play a song, come back, call her, see if we can make things better for you, okay? Cool. All right, man. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. You know what?

Honestly, I don't even care if we get the girl on the line for the second date update. I'm just glad that we got to hear about the first date. Probably one of the most entertaining first dates I've ever heard of. Justin met Erica at the park at night. It got a little cold. They decided to go back to his car to hang out. He had gummy bears

in his glove box to give her because he found out that she likes gummy bears. Went to reach for the glove box. She thought he was a pervert. Yelled at him. Jumped out of the car and ran away and has never been heard from since. Kind of all seems like a romantic comedy you could see starring Matthew McConaughey. Yeah. Or something you would see on the evening news.

Yeah, true. Justin, are you ready to call Erica? I just want to tell her that I had the gummy bears. And that you're not some sort of perv. And I'm not a pervert. All right, man. We're going to call her right now, okay? Okay.

Here we go. Hello? Hi, is Erica there? This is she. Hey, Erica, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. What? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station Movie 92.5.

We do a morning show. Yeah. Wow, okay. How are you doing? I'm fine. Why are you calling me? Because a friend of mine recently went on a date with you, and you've been blowing him off and he wants

to know why. So I said, why not call her and ask? Oh my god. For real? Wow. You been on a bunch of dates in the last couple weeks? Uh, no. No, just one.

So you know who I'm calling about then. Yeah. Tell us a little bit about your date with Justin. Did you enjoy yourself? What exactly did he tell you? He said that you guys had a miscommunication, to say the least. He told us that you met at the park and whatever, you went back to his car. And the night ended with you calling him a pervert and then running away from his vehicle.

Wow, he actually told you that? Yeah. Yeah, he did. I can't believe he told you that. Yes. That is how the date ended. Were you actually, like, scared legitimately? I mean, first he asked you to meet him in a dark park and then...

Yeah. I figured we'd maybe meet there and go somewhere else or to actually do something date-like. But no, the idiot that I am, I'm on an internet date with a stranger at a park in his car while he's playing R. Kelly on the radio.

Oh, he was? Nice. My mind's telling me no. I'm a body. Man, what a mood setter. Erica, obviously, the date was not an ideal situation. No. And believe me, if I would have been in your shoes, I would have done the same thing.

But there is a reason that he was reaching for his glove box. And it isn't. I saw the reason in his pants wait wait everything before that was screaming get out get out get out of this and then i see that he reaches over to the glove compartment and i just run wait okay can i rewind let's rewind just a second because i was about to tell you that the item in his glove box was innocent, but then you decided to put something else out there. He was excited about your date.

Yes. Right there in the park. Yes, briefly excited for I don't know what. I wasn't about to find out. You know that for sure. All of a sudden, I see that. He reaches over to the glove compartment for I don't know what rope, jock chase.

Oh, gosh. I don't know what he has in there. And as he's reaching, he actually says, I've got something I really want to show you. This is the worst date ever poor guy poor girl yeah either way just all around just a bad situation hey erica justin is actually on the phone right now listening oh my god justin we're gonna get to what's in the glove box in a second. But is what she's accusing you of true?

Were you? I just wanted to give her the gummy bears. Yeah. We know that. Let him explain. We got to, yeah. Is that what they call it? Is that what they're calling it now, gummy?

That's disgusting. I didn't have an erection. All right? Erica, Erica, let me explain. He had gummy bears for you in his glove box. That's what he was reaching for because he knows that you like gummy bears. He was going to be like, hey, here's some gummy bears. That was not in your profile?

Yeah, I like it for a daytime snack, not for bait for an elementary child. Erica, that doesn't change your opinion of Justin at all, that he was going for gummy bears and not anything strange? No, it's kind of creepier. It's actually worse. I can kind of see that because if one thing goes wrong, it's like, all right. But if all these things go wrong on a first date... Yeah. And Justin, you can say that you weren't ready for action.

Just for the record, I wasn't aroused. But I mean, if I was, I mean, is there a crime in that? You're an effective woman. What do you want me to do? You were hot. It's your fault. You were asking for it the way you dress like that.

Erica, dress down a little bit next time. Maybe don't do your hair so much. Maybe you wear sweats next time. Yeah. There's a difference. It's not, it's a nice compliment. Hey, you look nice today. Or here's my big, gigantic.

Hey, Justin. Alicia Dixon Spang. Yeah, I was going to say. Alicia said she used the word gigantic, which is good for you. Oh, and by the way, I didn't have an R. Kelly CD in there. It was just on the radio. That's a bad coincidence. Yeah.

Another bad coincidence. Everything horrible worked out for you. Oh, my God. Well, Erica, I know that Justin would like to see you again. Would you be interested in going on a second date with Justin? We will pay for it. Oh, good God, no. Oh, man.

You won't even go on a date for free? Not if you paid me. Oh, no. All right, so there's no way, Erica, that you'll go out with Justin again? No. Dang it. Sorry, Justin. That's cool.

You just can't go back sometimes from places. Think about that the next time you go out on a date, okay? Next time you go on a date, just don't be you. Don't be you? That's a little harsh. Just remember that, Justin. Next time you go Don't be you? That's a little harsh. Remember that, Justin. Next time you go out, be somebody different. Broken Jubal in the morning.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors. It's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts,

to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.