Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Big Loads

Episode Date: August 14, 2015

One of the key things to a good joke, is timing... knowing WHAT to say and (most importantly) WHEN to say it. Unfortunately, the guy in today's Second Date Update, doesn't seem to understand that. And his horrible joke, is probably costing him a chance at love. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubels, second date update. The laundromat is a great place to meet women. Great place. Yeah. You don't even really have to talk to them. You just walk up, start folding their underwear. No!

And it's always a conversation starter. Even if they're not there, like say they left the laundromat for a second and you see their stuff's done, you just start folding their undies. It's always good to probably sniff them, too. That's probably a nice move. Well, you've got to make sure they're clean, I guess. I'm assuming that's what Pete did to meet the girl that he met at a laundromat that's not calling him back. Pete, did you use the old I'm going to fold your undies trick or something different?

A little different. I haven't gotten to the underwear part yet. Thank God, Pete. How did you meet this girl at the laundromat? Well, you know, I'm doing my thing, poured some detergent in the machine, and then I hear this voice, this woman's voice say, you're using way too much detergent. The disrespect.

How upset were you when she said that to you? Well, I said, yeah, no, I've been doing this a while, so I'm fine. I never have a problem with my laundry. Thank you. And then I turn around, and there she is, and she's really cute. Okay. Because if she wasn't cute, you'd probably be like, get the hell away from me, lady. Tell me how to do my laundry.

You're cute. You're like, oh, why don't you just instruct me slowly how to do it in a soft voice. Yeah, so I didn't mind it when she was giving me advice. And then it occurred to me that she was maybe, I don't know, initiating contact. Not maybe. Maybe. That is like a definite she's hitting on you, and she's looking for a way to get in on the conversation.

All right. Well, I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree. So did you finally realize, oh, maybe she's flirting with me, and I shouldn't be pissed at her for critiquing me? Yes, yeah. I told her that I'd start taking notes, and if she would continue giving me a lesson, I was all ears. That's a ballsy move on her part. I give her props. Was she the one that then asked you out on a date? No. What happened was we were kind of our laundry cycles were on the same time

frame. And I realized that, hey, rather than sit around here and watch the laundry dry, why don't we go down the street and grab a drink? That's a good idea. Yeah. So you guys, you guys went down the street and grabbed a beer or something while you waited for your laundry to finish up? Yeah, yeah. Had a couple beers each. And it was nice. You know, it was easier to talk in a bar is like a more familiar environment for me. So did you guys seem to click though? Yeah, totally. We, totally. We hung out there. Then when we went back to the laundromat, we kept talking. And I thought it was going well.

Yeah. I don't know. She did give me her number. Okay. But then, all right, so truth be told, I— You stole her underwear. You stole her underwear. Oh, no, Jewel.

You start with truth be told, and you're around her laundry. I know exactly what you're about to say. No, I, I, I didn't make the underwear move then. Please tell me at some point you got your hands on her underwear. Get over the underwear. I don't know why you're so hung up on women's panties. Because what guy isn't? She did. She did. I did see it. I don't know why you're so hung up on women's panties. Because what guy isn't? Not all of us.

She did. I did see it. Nice. All right. Sweet. Oh, my God. Well, anyway, what I was about to tell you was that, you know, we'd had a couple beers and I thought I'd be funny. And, you know, who knew there was laundry humor?

Actually, there probably isn't. But I started making jokes about big loads of laundry and, you know, oversized machines for extra big loads. So you were making, like, dirty jokes based on laundry terms? Pretty much the only one I could think of was the big loads. That sounds even worse. That sounds even more creepy than taking her underwear. laundry terms? Pretty much the only one I could think of was the big loads. Why does that? That sounds even worse. That sounds even more creepy than taking her underwear. I know I shouldn't have done it, you know, but I had a couple of beers in me and I was

a little tipsy and, you know, I thought it would work. I don't even really get the joke either. Don't explain it, Jubal. Yeah, okay. Loads of laundry. Yes. Yeah, big loads. I still don't get it.

Oh, Brooke, you're so blonde. Hey, text in 78592 in graphic detail if you understand what he's joking about. Describe it for Brooke. Otherwise, we'll move on. So you're making those jokes. Well, yeah, I made a few of the jokes. And then, you know, she gives me this weird look, you know, like, are you kidding me? And so I stopped. But she still gave you her number post bad laundry joke.

Actually, let me see. I can't. It might have been before, like when we were at the bar. So you just have her number. Yeah. How many times have you tried to get a hold of her since your laundry date? We've actually talked once over the phone. Okay. And that went pretty well. So then a couple days later, I texted her, and she didn't reply.

Why would you have her on the phone and not make plans to see each other again? What was the point of the phone call? Well, we did try to make plans, but she wasn't sure what her schedule was coming up. So we decided to hold off and make plans a little later. So what do you think the reason is that she's not calling you back? Well, I'd like to say I had no idea, but it's probably the really crummy jokes I was trying out. Okay. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her,

and find out why she's not getting back to you in your second date update, okay? All right. Sounds great, man. All right, man. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Pete met a girl named Christy at a laundromat. They didn't really, like, have a date scheduled, but they met there. While their laundry was getting done and everything else, they went and had some beers. Pete thinks that she's not calling him back because when they got back to the laundromat, he was a little tipsy and was making jokes about, oh, there's giant loads in there. Which I cannot believe what that means. That is disgusting.

We explained to Brooke what it means. And so he was making jokes like that. And he thinks that that kind of turned her off like maybe it was a bit much. And I think your problem, Pete, isn't necessarily that you were joking about stuff like that. But you went with that instead of like jokes about things getting stiff with starch. Oh, dude. That's the same. That's the comedy gold when it comes to laundromat jokes.

Could have gone that route. And I didn't. Would have worked way better for you, man. Yeah, exactly. Pete, I think that you could be the laundromat creeper, and you're just not owning up to it at this point. I was just tipsy. I'm not weird, really.

Yeah, right. Trust me. If you're making jokes like that at a laundromat to a girl you first met, you're creepy. Thank you. I'm going to dial the phone number right now, see if we can get her on the phone and find out if that is the reason why, though. You ready? Yep.

All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Christy, please? This is Christy. Hey, Christy. How are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Sorry about being so spirited in the, hey, Christy.

I didn't mean to freak you out there. How are you doing? Who is this? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh, why are you calling me? I'm calling you because you recently had an interaction with one of our listeners, and they emailed us to see if we could get a hold of you. Oh, my God. I'm calling you because you recently had an interaction with one of our listeners,

and they emailed us to see if we could get a hold of you. Oh, my God. And I say interaction because this is less of a date and just more of like you met a guy, and he really likes you and is wondering why you're not calling him back. His name is Pete. Oh, yeah. You two bonded at a laundromat. Yeah. He wanted you to call me? Yes, he did. He says that since you guys met at the laundromat, you guys clicked and had a good time and you've talked a little bit, but now you're not returning any of his

phone calls or texts and he would love to see you again. Is there any reason that you're not calling Pete back? Oh, you know, I don't think there's a connection. That's a nice way to put it, you know? Let me ask you a question then, so you don't think there was a connection. Was it the jokes that he was making after you guys got back from your little break to go get beers? Kind of off-color jokes. I mean, it was definitely like it didn't help him. Yeah, no kidding. You know, I just got a weird vibe from him

did he come off as creepy because when I found out what those jokes were I mean a guy you just met that is nasty well it's more that I don't know him you know I mean like everybody tells dirty jokes and it's like especially when we

start drinking but then i went home and i did a search for him on my computer and everything changed oh no he is creepy isn't he what did you find online that made you change your mind now i'm really curious nothing what do you mean by that i mean he's a vapor there is nothing about him it's weird you know everybody has something about themselves what do you mean you're saying you're like i thought for sure you were gonna say oh i found a record where he's not allowed 15 feet near schools or something you're saying that you are upset that you couldn't find anything at all i'm saying it's weird to not have any presence on social media or anything oh so weird so he didn't have a facebook twitter instagram any of that none and that weirds you out i feel like i can't trust a person who has

zero presence on the internet and so i I actually asked him, you know, like, do you have a Facebook? And he said he didn't. And that's when I'm done with him. What? Wow, that quick. So that's all it takes with you is to not have a Facebook and you don't even have a chance, huh?

Somebody who is trying not to be found on the internet has something to hide, and I don't want to find out what they're hiding. I guess I understand. I meet people that are always like, I don't do Facebook. And I'm always like, what are you? A mass murderer? I can't trust you.

I think this would be like a godsend to find a guy that wasn't on social media at all. The two guys I know that have zero social media presence are both construction worker guys who just aren't around computers very much. Sketchy construction workers. They're not sketchy! They're burying bodies. They're burying bodies out there. Even construction workers go home and get on Facebook.

They have better things to do with their time. They're not wasting all their time on social media and stalking people. Like I said, burying bodies at the construction site. That's what they're doing. See? I'd like to find out what he's hiding. Aren't you a little curious?

No, I don't want to know at all. I'm worried about it now that we've talked about it. Do you really think he's a killer or something? He might be. I mean, he hangs out at laundromats. That is true. He hangs out at laundromats, doesn't true. He hangs out at laundromats, doesn't have a Facebook.

That guy clearly cannot be trusted. I do appreciate you telling us why you wouldn't call him back, but I do need to let you know that Pete is actually on the other line listening and would love to talk to you. Seriously? Yep. Say hi, Pete. That's the reason you didn't call me back?

Look, I'm sorry you had to hear that, but it's obvious you're hiding something if you don't even have Facebook or any... I just am not interested. If you want to get to know me, talk to me. That's how you get to know me. Well, I mean, we did hang out, and what I found out about was how big a load you think you have. So, I mean, we did hang out. And what I found out about was how big a load you think you have.

I just think that's b****. Why don't you have a Facebook then? I don't have one because I don't believe in... Because you're hiding something. No, I just don't think my opinion matters that much in the greater scheme of things. So why should I, like, blab it about? You don't think my opinion matters that much in the greater scheme of things. So why should I, like, blab it about? You don't think your opinion matters? Well, I mean, you know, you look at most of the stuff on Facebook,

and, you know, it's like people are posting things that really don't matter in the big scheme of things. How do you know what people are putting on Facebook if you don't have one? You're probably one of those weirdos that has a fake account and just watches everybody. Peter, are you one of those weirdos that just watches people on the internet? No. Are you hiding anything? No. Are you married or something, Pete? No, I'm not married. I don't know. You're hearing from Pete right now. The reason he doesn't have a Facebook is he just doesn't like it. It's the 21st century.

If you don't have a presence online, you're hiding something. I'm done with this. Did she hang up? Yeah. She's gone. Hey, Pete, you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. That was strange.

Yeah, she seems to have a little bit of a complex about people not on social media. Yeah. So you're not hiding anything? No. I mean, I'm not telling everything either, you know. What do you mean by that, Pete? Now it does sound shady. You know, everybody has secrets, right?

Yeah. That's part of being a human being, and not everything in my life is everybody's business. Okay, why are you sounding creepy again, man? He does sound like Sketchy Pete right now. You do. If I was dating, I wouldn't be dating exclusively. Let's put it that way.

Okay. You're still, like, Pete, you're not helping your case at all. I could, you trying to explain why you don't use Facebook is sounding creepier and creepier by the minute. See, this is why social media is not good. If you post anything, the other women you're dating, you know, get the wrong idea. Yeah. Get the other women you're dating you know get the wrong idea yeah get the idea that you're cheating on them so christy was right so christy was right then what's wrong with dating multiple people it's fine if you're honest with them but it's like you're hiding it and then hoping that they don't meet the other person like no if i was dating exclusively i'd tell somebody that but i don't i don't date exclusively other person. No, if I was dating exclusively, I'd tell somebody that.

But I don't. I don't date exclusively right now. But Christy was right. You are hiding something. No, I'm not hiding it. Yes, you are. You just admitted to it. Well, she didn't ask me.

All right. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, This girl is crazy. Sometimes people don't have Facebook because they choose not to be a part of the drama that it brings. Wow. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

Talking about the second date update, Pete wanted us to call this girl named Christy. He thought he wasn't getting a call back because of a very bad joke He made when they first met at a laundromat it involved joke about having big loads, okay, and He thought that's the reason she wasn't calling back, but that's not why she wasn't calling back She wasn't calling back because she looked him up online like most people do after they meet somebody and found that he didn't have a Facebook so she knew that something was wrong

And he was a serial killer or worse. I feel like I went through so many emotions here because then I was like, well, you're crazy, lady. I mean, that's ridiculous. But then at the end, Pete was all weird and acting like, well, I'm not telling everything and I wouldn't be dating exclusively.

Yeah, Pete didn't want to have a Facebook because he wants to date around and doesn't want people knowing that he's dating around, I guess. So he still is hiding something by not having a Facebook. That's to date around and doesn't want people knowing that he's dating around, I guess. Yeah. So he still is hiding something by not having a Facebook. That's why I don't trust people who aren't on social media these days. I agree with you, Jubal. I don't.

You have at least one. At least Instagram or Twitter. Even my grandparents are on social media. Are they really? Whoa. Yeah. That's where I draw the line. That's impressive. I know.

Their friend requests me and I always deny it. No. I just want it to be granny in a bikini on a beach taking selfies. So if grandparents are on Facebook and you're young and not on there, then what is wrong with you? I'm always like, you're hiding something. It's the same thing when I meet people who still have a flip phone. Yeah, what are you doing? What is your deal?

You feel like it's some sort of throwaway phone and they're making deals on the side. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week. Yes. Just a little ways away at 810. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.

That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

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