Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bingo Beer and Mr. Grey

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

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Okay. She says she just doesn't want us to think she's a bad person. Oh, no. Which means we are going to think she's a bad person. So no matter what, you guys have to promise to not think she's a bad person. That's what she's asked of us. Okay, you guys promise? I promise.

My hand is over my heart. I promise. I, you know, I don't like to make promises I can't keep. I mean, okay, here's the thing. By her saying that, she already thinks she's a bad person, so. But she doesn't want you to think that. Can you promise not to think that? Be nice, Brooke.

Okay. There, we got a promise that? Be nice, Brooke. Okay. There, we got a promise, everybody. Because I read her email. Of course, I think she's a bad person. I just don't want you guys to think that. We can't all be in unison thinking that. So hopefully she doesn't hear any of me saying any of that. So Lisa, you there?

I'm here. I'm conflicted about being here, but I'm here. Oh, okay. She definitely heard you, Joe I hope you didn't hear me No, she heard Yeah, she heard She's on the line, bro

Yeah, I heard Oh, well, okay, maybe pretend like you didn't hear, alright? Okay, I'll try to do that I mean, I just gotta say, I was disappointed in your email, though Oh, no That's like the worst to be I feel so judged Well, no, it's not like that

It's just cause, like, it's not as naughty as I had hoped. Oh, so not as bad. Well, when you hear someone say, I've been bad, I'm thinking, like, ooh, she's bad. Oh, Jeff. But, no, she's just, it's just bad, bad. It's like a very vanilla kind of bad. Yeah. All right, so vanilla bad girl, tell us about the guy you want to call today.

I like vanilla bad. So his name is Jake, and, mean you're already gonna start judging me when i tell you where we met okay we met at a convenience store oh that's i i think that's fine why is that bad why is that i don't know it just seems like it's too easily to meet someone but anyways i was just like running a quick errand to grab some beer and it turned out like as i was rounding the corner i was like wow there's only one six-pack left. It's my favorite one. So you sprinted, right?

Because you had to get there first. I didn't really sprint because, I mean, I figured it wasn't like there was a crowd at the convenience stores. But before I got to the case, this guy reached in and grabbed my beer. It's already become mine when I saw it there. But when the refrigerator door closed, he, like, looked over at me, and I must have had, like, I have no poker face, so my face must have said, like,

oh, my gosh, this is the worst thing that could happen. Yeah. It said WTF is what your face said. Probably. Probably. So he said something like, you're going to get this. I was like, oh, it's okay. You can have it you're in

a convenience store you don't have to be is this why you think you're a bad person because you didn't stand up for yourself yeah i know i was trying to be nice about it and not make a big deal because even though it's my favorite beer it's not like there was no other beer on the entire place right yeah but he was super nice and he was like, well, you know, if you're not busy right now, we could share it. Oh. Nice. That's poker.

Look at that. So you just went into the back alley of a convenience store and pounded beers with this dude? Well, this is where it gets to the vanilla bath.

So I'm not really spoken for, but I'm sort of not really spoken for. You're whispered for? What's that? That sounds like you're like... You know what I mean when you're like seeing someone, but you've never had to talk about being exclusive,

and it kind of feels like you're both in it until something better comes along. So you're sleeping with somebody else is what you're saying. Yeah. But not exclusively. Yeah, but like without strings. Yeah, fine. So why is that bad?

I don't know. It made me feel like I was a bad person because I did end up like... You went to like a Catholic girls' school, didn't you? Like everything you do, you're very ashamed of yourself. No, those Catholic girls would do a lot more than just shame. No, that's true. That is true. Why do you think you're so bad?

I don't know. I guess because I'm in this sort of gray zone that's not really anything, but I don't know. So what happened? What did you say to the guy to his proposal so i said that would be great and he like he took care of the beer like we didn't go to the back alley where there was like a food truck with some picnic tables around so we grabbed some food and we were just like hanging out and had a couple beers it was it was really fun that sounds like a good day yeah i mean That was just the beginning.

There was a flyer up for Bingo Night, and it was that night. And it was about start. And he was like, hey, I don't know if you would be up for this, but do you want to go to Bingo? Bingo Night at the food truck? No, somewhere else. Oh, okay. It was near the food truck. It was near the food truck.

Oh, okay, near the food truck. Dude, at the community center or something. That's awesome. Look how excited Brooke is for the Bingo Bunch. I know. Shut up. Wow, that sounds near the picture. Dude, at like the community center or something. That's awesome. Look how excited Brooke is for the bingo party. I know. Shut up. Wow, that sounds golly swell. For real.

That is such a refreshing change from just all the stupid online dating stuff, right? I mean, it was so much more fun. There was one little awkward moment because I did get a text from Mr. Greyzone. And it was like, where are you with the beer? So I had to text back really fast. Like, oh, sorry, changed plans. Oh, you were getting beer for you and the other guy and ran into this new one. New guy is definitely an upgrade if that counts for anything.

Okay, that is definitely, like, I was cool with you dating other people, but not when you're currently on a date with someone. Yeah, I take it back, Lisa. You are bad. That is bad. That date hadn't actually started yet, so I mean, technically there was just like a little overlap.

So did you make it back to Greyzone's house after bingo? No. Liar. What happened? So, bingo was super fun and like there was one really awkward moment which is where I think everything went south. What was it?

He said, this was so much fun. I'm going to head home. My place is this way and kind of just gestured. And I said, oh, is that like an invitation? And it was not an invitation, which he made very clear. Wow. That was a big jump from you for sure. It was, but I thought it was cute and funny

and apparently it was really not cute and really not funny and we've texted a few times since and that's kind of where it all is right now okay can i just ask where's the situation with mr gray zone well that isn't really a thing right right? I mean... Sure, right? If you say so. I think it was, though. It was a thing. I mean, we never had to talk about not seeing other people. So, I mean, that's okay, right?

Sure. I mean, we still let him know. Sure it is, Lisa. Yeah, everything's fine. All right, well, here's what we're going to do. We're going to play a song. We'll come back and try and get your second date update if you can stop yourself

from being too bad in between. Okay, I'll try. She may find another radio show while she's on hold and just leave us all together. We're the gray show. Hold on. Okay, Lisa. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, you're in luck

because we've got a bad girl on the phone today. Oh, yeah.isa is her name and she is so so bad because she met a guy named jake at one of the baddest places around a convenience store i can't stop jamming to this yeah maybe we should tune this down because we're gonna do some bad things when we listen to this. But she met Jake at a convenience store when they were both going for the same beer. But Jake got to it first and he offered to split it with her. They went to a food truck, went to a bingo hall after that.

That's where all the bad girls go. It's actually a really cute and romantic thing. It is. It's actually a really cute and romantic thing. It is. It's actually a very sweet story. And at the end of the night, there was an awkward moment where Jake said he had to go home, back to his place, and Lisa thought that was an invitation, like,

oh, are you saying I should follow you there? And Jake was like, uh, no. I just gotta go. I'm going to bed. So, a little awkward there, but Lisa feels bad about how it all played out. Why? Because she has a gray man. Mr. Gray Zone.

Mr. Gray Zone is a guy that she's kind of seeing, kind of not. Like, it's not really anything. Who she was buying the beer for, but that's another story. Right. We're focusing on Jake and bad girl Lisa. All right, Lisa, you ready to call him? I mean, I need to know what happened or what's going to happen. So, yes, let's do it.

Okay, I'm going to dial Jake's phone number right now. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Jake, please? I think you got the wrong number there's no jake there no this is tom who are you looking for okay guys we should just hang up let's hang up the phone right now wait hold on wait why are you right now um so hold uh wait what'd you say tom is your name yeah that's right okay tom my name is jeffrey from the radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You guys, seriously?

Please stop. Someone gave us this number, but... No, please, seriously, you guys, can you just hang up the phone and I will tell you what's going on. Okay, can we pot her down? Sorry about that. So, yeah, we're doing something called a second date update, and we're calling you about a woman named Lisa, who you probably just heard a second ago. Do you know Lisa? Yeah, I know Lisa.

Do you remember meeting Lisa at a convenience store and you guys shared a six pack of beer, went to a food truck, spent some time in a bingo hall? What? No. None of that's ringing a bell? No, that is not how Lisa and I met. How did you meet Lisa? We met through a friend at a party. I don't know what you're talking about. Convenience store? What?

Did she just give us the wrong phone number? Like, you're just a friend of Lisa's then? You're just like a buddy? Are we talking about the same Lisa here? I don't understand. What's going on right now? Obviously, you heard that she's on the other line listening. Usually, we'd wait to tell you that.

But let's just bring her back on. Lisa? Yeah, okay, guys. Say hi to Tom. Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, well, I don't want to say a whole lot right now. Why are you giving my number to the radio? Yeah, I'm really sorry about that, Tom.

So I didn't mean to give you Mr. Grayzone's number is maybe the way to put it. Who's Mr. Grayzone? Oh, Tom, you and Lisa are like seeing each other a little bit, huh? Yeah, and Tom, we can totally talk all about this later. I'll see you later and we can have a nice chat.

Oh, that's a big mistake. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're talking about this right now. What is going on? Are you, like, trying to embarrass me on the radio or something? What is this? Oh, gosh. What is? No, Tom, I'm really sorry.

It's just, it's a big mix-up, and, I mean, I don't know. I guess there's never a good time to have this conversation. Look, I, Tom, I met someone. You, you met someone. What? And this is how you decided to tell me in front of like a million other people or whoever. This is not how I met someone. We do not have that many listeners. You give us way too much credit. Lisa. I'm really sorry. I didn't, I wanted to have a private conversation with you, which I think we could still do, right? We can meet. We can talk.

Yeah, we can have a private conversation any time. We live together, Lisa. Whoa. What? Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold on. Are you like live-in boyfriend-girlfriend situation?

Well, he's kind of not telling the truth. I mean, yeah, I spend the night a couple few times a week. We do not live together. I hear telling the truth. I mean, yeah, I spend the night a couple few times a week. We do not live together. I hear all the time you have a suitcase with all your clothes in it. I could throw it out the window right now. Oh, they were like almost moving in together. That's that weird in-between phase. I mean, not really.

I mean, we never wanted to be official, so I figured if we're not official official it's okay to meet other people. What are you talking about? I'm not seeing other people. I assume you're not seeing other people. You never bring it up that you want to like be official or anything. Yeah but you never brought it up that we're official and I mean it's awkward for girls to do that because guys feel so pressured so I just figured that we weren't official. Oh is this not awkward? not awkward? You want to bring it up on the radio instead? Shut up. Okay, wait, hold on. Tom, how long have you and Lisa been not official?

We've been dating for like six months now. What? Wow, that's not just a casual. Lisa, that's just like a grandfather clause. Like if you're together for that long, it's official whether you say it or not. Yeah, listen to her. Whoever that is, I agree with her. Brooke has had a lot of Mr. Greys in her life.

Yeah. Who is Mr. Grey? Is that like a third guy you're seeing? I don't understand. That's a code name. I'm a code name now? Wow. Yeah, you're like a secret agent. You're cool. Oh my god. She went out to get beer for you guys because you were basically

living together. Brooke, you cannot take his side. We're not basically living together. A couple few nights a week, I was at his place, and we never had to talk. But you outed yourself and he has a completely different story. Girl, you know you were doing something wrong. You said you felt bad, and this is why.

Yeah. I mean, look, it just seems like Tom like obviously we're kind of overdue for a talk, so maybe we should talk. Maybe? You and me. That time limit is up. Hey, Tom, if it makes you feel

better, the guy she went out with isn't calling her back, so. Oh, are you sure you had the right number or were you sure you just didn't give him my number instead? He's going to call me later, maybe looking for a date. Well, it sounds like you guys have a lot you need to talk about, sort of sort things out. And I think maybe you could do that when we send you guys out on another date.

We'll pay for it. They live together. Well, we can still pay for them to go out and talk things through. What do you say, Tom? Tom, like, listen, it's not a bad idea. I mean, I think that we should just, like, figure out where we're at and what we're doing. And going out on a nice date would be a cool way to do that. Maybe this mistake was meant to be.

This is the final step that pushes you guys into the beautiful, harmonious relationship that you clearly have. Or it's a free steak dinner on a breakup night, you know? Yeah, yeah. Clearly we need to talk some things out here.

Jeez. So that's a yes to a second date. Technically it's not a second date, but yes. All right. Lisa, you up for this?

Yeah, I'm in. Awesome. All right. Okay. Lisa, you up for this? Yeah, I'm in. Awesome. All right. I mean, as long as it's just me and you and not whoever all these other guys are. Okay. All right. There's only one other guy, and his name is Jake. And honestly, I mean, I think maybe we should reach out to him, too.

What? Oh, what? Why would you want that? Because that's why I got in touch with you in the first place. You already know this. I feel like you lied to us. I don't think you deserve it. Lisa, we're not going to call Jake for you again, okay?

This is like prison. You only get one call. All right? Welcome to our show. You're in love prison. So you're stuck with Tom. Deal with it. I guess that's fair.

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