Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bloody Nose

Episode Date: July 1, 2015

It's hard enough to get the Mood going during a first date... but it's REALLY difficult to make things sexy, when there's blood involved. One of our listeners (Tiffany) is looking to redeem herself after what happened on her date. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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just for singles. Go to intheloopsingles.com today. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubels's Second Date Update. I'm pretty excited about today's second date update. Because from reading the description of the date on the email that we got, it sounds like we're going to be doing a second date update with one of the members of the Three Stooges. What?

Or all three of the Stooges. So we'll like slip on a banana peel or something? Kind of sounds like that. Tiffany, who is on the phone with us right now, wants to do a second date update today. She wants to call a guy named Eric. But the description of your date, Tiffany, in your email sounds like you had one of the worst experiences ever or one of the most hilarious if you like slapstick comedy. Oh, well, thanks, I guess.

I don't know. Well, we actually, besides a couple little incidents, I thought had an amazing time. Incidents? Why don't you just kind of run through the string of events that you documented in your email, and I want everybody to hear it. Well, first of all, I was really excited to go out with Eric, and we decided to meet at a bar for a happy hour. And I ended up just like traffic was terrible.

And so I think I was about 20 minutes late. So I got there and I was so apologetic. I felt so bad. And then I was trying to tell him the story of what had happened. And I used my hands a lot. And I accidentally hit myself in the nose and gave myself a bloody nose. That's hilarious.

That's what I mean by it sounds like an episode of the Three Stooges or something. You're just, like, poking each other in the eyes and giving yourself a bloody nose. Did you run to the bathroom? No, well, because at first he noticed, and I didn't notice. Oh, no.

So you hit yourself in the nose, and you're still talking to him and then he just started to see blood trickle down your upper lip. Yes, well because like it just wasn't like, it wasn't like a lot at first and then I used to get bloody noses all the time when I was a kid. So I thought he was going to like spit

out his water and I was like, what is going on with you? And he's like, your nose is bleeding. And then I was like, oh my god, I have a bloody nose. I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to take a napkin because it was like a cloth napkin. So I just held my hand under my nose but I wanted to finish the story. What? You just stayed at the table? Yeah, you continued telling the story with the bloody nose and didn't be like, I'll be back in a minute. It was bleeding but

I was just getting to the good part and i figured i'll just take care of it in a second i would have been humiliated if i got a bloody nose on a first date i know i just i feel so dumb like what am i seven like talking with my hands like that and i gave myself a bloody nose yeah you have horrible hand-eye coordination. But it was an accident. Well, I understand that, but there's a lot of things that I've done in my life that are accidents that are really embarrassing. Do you punch yourself in the nose often?

Just to, like, if I ever need to make myself sneeze. What? What? You punch yourself in the nose if you need to make yourself sneeze. Yeah, that will make you sneeze. Okay, I had no idea.

That is strange. So I'm guessing that eventually you cleaned up your nose and got the date back on track? Right, and we continued to talk and laugh for like over an hour, and then it was time to go home, and he walked me to my car. Yeah. Good. And so I thought like, oh, okay. I just figured he was going to try and kiss me maybe.

I mean, and he didn't. After you had blood all over your face. Yeah. Crusties all over your nose. The bloody nose wasn't there anymore at this point, right? Like it was all cleaned up? Yeah. Okay.

So he didn't go in for a kiss? No. How did you guys end everything? What's the last thing? So then I forgot to tell you, I just feel bad about, like, the bloody nose and being late. So I'm like, I'm so sorry. I feel like we had fun. And I'm like, I really want to do this again.

And then I go, I'll make it up to you, and I'll pay the next time we go out. Wow, that's tight. What did he say to that? He just was like, yeah. But it was kind of like a yeah where, then I got home and I called my friend Amy, and I'm like, what do you think this yeah sounds like? And she couldn't figure it out either.

Is it a yeah, like he's just tired, but he was into it? Or if he was trying to be cool, or if he's not into it at all? Well, it's probably a yeah that he's not really into it or if like he was trying to be cool or if he's not into it at all. So, well, it's probably a yeah that he's not really into it because he hasn't been calling you back, right? Yeah. I've texted him twice since then. And the second time I sent a text that said, remember, I'm paying with like a link face. Yeah. And nothing?

He didn't respond to that? Like I realized this was probably not a perfect date for Eric, and a lot of that was my fault, but I think in between those, like, really embarrassing moments that, like, we had a lot of fun. He seemed to be having a good time. He talked a lot. He laughed a lot. And I just, I want a second chance, you know, like a movie.

Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, call him, and then get your second date update, all right? Okay, thanks. Okay, hang on. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Call now to win a $1,000 cash grade. 1-866-MOVING-925. It's moving 92.5. It's move in 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Tiffany is on the phone with us, and today she wants to call a guy named Eric. Eric and her had a lovely first date at a bar where she physically assaulted herself at the table and gave herself a bloody nose. I guess Tiffany was talking with her hands and accidentally smacked herself in the nose and then got a bloody nose. Tiffany, are you about ready to call Eric?

Yes. You really like this guy. Are you going to be sad if he says something mean? I mean, besides those couple of incidents, I thought we had a lot of fun and the conversation was good. So there's really nothing that you can think of. I mean, other than punching yourself in the nose,

everything seemed to go very well. Maybe he's one of those guys that gets mad if you're more than two seconds late or something. Oh, yeah, that's right, because you did show up about 20 minutes late. All right, well, I'm going to dial the phone number right now, see if we can get him on the phone and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thanks. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Eric, please?

Yes, please. Eric, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Sorry, man. I don't really... I'm not going to buy anything or whatever. No, I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just need like five minutes of your time.

Whoa. He thinks we're selling him something. I mean, kind of. I'll dial him back. Okay. See if I can get him to invest in some life insurance. Maybe buy some door-to-door meat. Two birds, one stone.

Yeah, I'm not interested in anything, okay? No, you're going to be interested in this, I promise. I'll put you off the list or whatever. No, I'm not a telemarketer. I actually want to help you out with something. Look, man, I don't need help. I'm fine. I'm not.

I promise you. Don't hang up. Hey, are you still there, Eric? Yeah, I'm still here. What are you doing? Okay, this is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. And I'm not calling to sell you anything.

I'm calling you because I got an email about you from one of our listeners. What? Yeah. Now are you a little interested in what I have to talk about? I mean, not really, but what are you talking about? You recently went on a date with a girl named Tiffany, right? How do you know that? Because Tiffany emailed me

and asked me if I could get you on the phone and find out why you're not calling her back. She works for the radio station? No, she listens to the radio show and asked if we could call you to find out if she did something wrong on your date because she would like to see you again. So she's wondering why you're not getting back to her i mean i don't

know if i want to talk about that stuff on the radio whatever is it can is there anything emailed you she'll tell you whatever she wants i don't really feel comfortable yeah but she doesn't know i mean unless it's something that is your personal life and embarrassing about you i can understand you're not sharing that. But is there anything I can tell her just to give her some sort of advice? I mean, like, talk to her about it and you'll get a sense of why no one's going to go on a better date with her. Well, I talked to her about your date. She told us about it.

She said there was an awkward moment where she accidentally hit herself in the nose and her nose started bleeding? Yeah. Yeah, that was one of many incredible moments of the date, yeah. Incredible, but I don't think you mean incredible like an actual good thing, right? No, I mean it as like the most sarcastic thing possible. I appreciate you staying on the phone with me for a few minutes. If your date was that bad, don't you think it'd be nice to give her some advice so that in the future when she goes out with people, it isn't as painful as an experience as it sounds like it was?

She's just the weirdest person that I've ever gotten on a date with. That's intense. How so? You ever meet one of those people that just blows everything up into like the biggest possible deal? Like, oh my God, the traffic was the absolute worst. Everything is underlined. Yeah. Everything is in caps lock.

Everything is just 15 exclamation points. She was like, the traffic was the absolute worst traffic i've ever been in like take new york traffic and take la traffic and take mexico city traffic or whatever she said and add them all together that's the traffic i was just in you believe it and it's like there's no way to possibly believe that it seems like you didn't even give her a chance though i mean if you're talking about she just obviously felt bad about the traffic and was trying to make up for it i see a point but it was with everything it wasn't just the traffic it was every single element of our date every story every like reading up the menu you know like oh my god they have margaritas here oh my god i love margaritas but i wanted to

be the best margarita and the margarita comes and it wasn't just like take a sip and like this is pretty good you want to try it it's like oh my god this margarita is amazing i've never had a margarita like this before i've i've definitely been around those type of people i know exactly the type of person you're explaining you just pray you're not at their table, but you just hear them from the other side of the room. This is the most amazing, life-changing margarita you've ever had, Eric. They met a shaman on the top of the hill to taste the salt of the Himalayas on the rim of the drink. I tried it, and it was like, yes, it's a margarita.

It's a margarita. Poor girl is just excited, guys. I've had a margarita in my life. Give her a break. We talked to her a little bit, Eric, and I didn't get that vibe from her at all. Really? Yeah.

Well, I don't know. She described the date as one of the best dates she'd ever been on, and Eric was the greatest guy she'd ever met. That's true. Right. Right. She kept telling, she had a bloody nose and like stayed at the table and kept telling her story.

And then I'm just sitting there and be like, you know, do you need something? Do you need a napkin or whatever? And she's just like, oh my God, you're the greatest guy. You're just like the greatest guy. I'm like, what's coming out of your nose? You're like, no, I'm not the greatest guy. You're just like the greatest guy. I'm like, blood's coming out of your nose. You're like, no, I'm not the greatest guy. I'm just a human

and I noticed somebody else with a bloody nose and I thought I might give them something to wipe it up with. Hey, Eric, I really appreciate you giving us a little bit of information on your date, man.

That's awesome. That's so funny. Yeah, I mean, I'm as exhausted now as I was after the date. Just thinking about it. Well, that was the most... It feels like a marathon or like three marathons

or like the longest marathon in the history of the world. Eric, I should also let you know that Tiffany is actually on the other line listening to this conversation. What? Oh, hi, Eric. That was really mean. I don't know why if you were having such a bad time, first of all, that you stayed. Second of all, you were laughing and having a good time and telling stories, too.

And third of all, that really was the best margarita of my life. I suggested more drinks because I was going out of my mind. Oh, because I'm not all bitter and like, hmm, margaritas, who cares? I was going out of my mind, and I was just praying that the next drink you would see that if that margarita actually was the greatest margarita in the world, then by default the next drink could not be as amazing. But it was even better.

Of course it could. It's probably from the same bat. That's how they do it at restaurants. Eric, why are you going to be so mean? You're telling me that you didn't have any fun at all with Tiffany. She sounds like a fun girl. Thank you. I mean, like, in the fleeting moments where there was just like a lull.

Yeah, it's great. But it's like you, I'm sorry, you're just like you take everything and make it into the biggest possible thing and it's exhausting. I can't, it's too much. It was not the speed that I go at. Okay, so then just because apparently I'm too much for everybody, what speed do you go at? Like what would you have wanted?

Just a normal conversation. I just want to have a normal conversation, okay? I don't want to have to feel like everything that we're talking about or everything that's been experienced is the greatest thing in the world or the worst thing in the world. I just want to have a calm, just regular, normal conversation. That sounds like the most boring date of all time. Sorry you had such a terrible time. You didn't seem like it. And I'm sorry I was trying to have a good time and make everything fun and nice.

That's a horrible thing to do when you're dating. I forgot. Oh, my God. I mean, it's the most horrible thing you could do on a date. Eric, do not be mean right now. Come on. Hey, Eric, would you like to go out on a second date with Tiffany? We'll pay for a second date.

No, I'm good. I'm okay. You sure? No, I respectfully decline. Okay, well, I'm going to say this. I regret even asking them to ask about a second date and i would rather punch myself in the nose until my whole head bled out i think you know what that is a second date update first we've had a lot of interesting endings to these things but never somebody

wanting to just beat their face in until they weren't alive anymore. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.

That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got,

and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. $1.4 billion in NFL quarterback contracts.

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