Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bowling Alley Shoe Licker

Episode Date: February 22, 2017

There's a lot of gross things that can happen on a first date....food stuck in someone's teeth, a mistimed sneeze in someone's face...we've all been there, but what the girl did in today's brand new 2nd date update is so sickening...EVEN we wouldn't call her back! Find out what she did by tuning into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bowling alleys are a great way to go on a date. I often find myself hanging around bowling alleys all the time just to help women on their form. What? Yeah, help correct them. I might not even know them. I just come from behind them and just go, hey, you throw the ball like this, sweetie? Sure. Sometimes you get slapped, but sometimes you get a phone number.

Oh my god, I'd put a bowling ball in your face if I was there. Yeah. And that's exactly what I'm looking for. And Melissa, who's on the phone right now, went to a bowling alley on her first date, but now she's not getting a call back. Melissa, what's up? Hi. How are you? Did you actually know this guy before you went to the bowling alley or did he just show up there and do my special trick to meet you? Oh no, he didn't. He didn't do your special trick. I didn't know him. I actually met him through some friends. OK, so was it was the bowling alley the first time you actually laid eyes on each other?

Yes, it was. We text a couple of times like about where we were going to meet and stuff. But that was the first time we saw each other. OK, and what's his name? Jay. Jay. All right. And tell us a little bit

about the date. Why do you think you're not getting a call back? I honestly don't know, guys. Like the date was kind of great. Or so I thought like we got there. It was a really cool place. It was bowling and beers. You know, it was a good time. Like we were cheering each other on, you know, we were bowling. I'm not that good at bowling, but neither was he. Like we were both like kind of like mediocre, but it was fun. Okay. Okay, so he wasn't, like, some extreme bowling enthusiast that would, like, put you down or not date you because you got a couple gutter balls. No, he was not because he was not doing that great a job himself.

Okay. I mean, can you remember, like, a moment where you're like, oh, this is really going well? Well, the whole date was going really well, but I do remember a moment where I was like, okay, I hope I didn't like screw this up. Like, it just kind of got a little weird. It got kind of out of hand. The opposite of what I had.

Weird at a bowling alley can never be good. So, we were like, we were playing, we were bowling around, you know, we had to take a little break, and we started talking. We were talking about placing some bets on the game, you know, and just like bets were like, we were playing, we were bowling around, you know, we had took a little break and we started talking. We're talking about placing some bets on the game, you know, and just like that's like, oh, I bet a dollar you can hit a strike. Or like, I bet that five dollars you can't chug this beer in like less than a minute. This is stuff like that.

Yeah, it sounds fun. Yeah, playful. And I'm always down for a bet. Like I don't back down. Okay. So he bet me to lick the inside of one of the bowling shoes. What? Oh, my God. Yeah. What, are you in, like, fifth grade?

I know. At first, I was like, what the hell? Like, can I do this? I want to seem down, you know? So I was like, I kind of have to. No, please tell me you didn't actually do that. I absolutely didn't. Oh, my God.

I thought he would think I was cool. We've done a lot of second date updates. I've got to say this is the filthiest thing I've ever heard happen on a first date. They sprayed them. They sprayed the shoes. That's not an excuse. You know, what did it taste like?

Okay, no, that's disgusting. I'm not going to say that. I don't know. It honestly kind of tasted like a wet sock, like a soggy sock. I think you're kind of badass for doing it.

Exactly. That's what I was thinking he would think. That is disgusting. I guess not. What did he do after you did it? Oh, he was cracking up. He just thought it was the funniest thing in the world. I don't know if he was laughing with me or at me.

Like, he was just cracking up. But I don't know. Like, he hasn't called me. We haven't made plans for a second date. So I'm thinking that was it. But then I thought like, that was okay. I thought we were having a moment. Did you guys kiss?

Okay. So. Oh no. I mean, we didn't kiss, but I swear there were moments like when we were getting ready to leave, he walked me out, you know, we were waiting. He called me an Uber and everything. That's where there were moments like when we were getting ready to leave he walked me out you know we were waiting he called me an uber and everything yeah that's where there were so many moments i thought he was gonna kiss me but i'm sure he was thinking about the shoe because i was thinking about the

shoe like is he gonna want to kiss me so you guys didn't kiss no i didn't get my kiss but come on that's not fair he's the one that dared her he dared me exactly if you bring it up and you can't handle the actual truth of what happens then that's on you and have you heard anything from him since your date no i text him the day after the day just like you know hey what's up i had a great time last night. Thanks for taking me out. Just thanking him. I made a little joke about the shoe thing. I think I said something like, I used a whole bottle of Listerine or something. I don't know what I said. But I was like, I'm all good.

My breath's okay. He didn't text me back. Do you think it's the shoe licking that did you in? Did you listen to yourself? Well, I don't know. My friend said that he was a ladies' man Okay? Okay

So, it could be like 70% shoe, 30% he's a ladies' man And he's just like, ask other girls Okay Right You know, I don't know how many dates I've been Where I'm like, if I just wouldn't have licked that damn shoe I wouldn't have been in this position right now Alright, we'll play a song, come back, call them and get

your second date update, alright? Thank you. Alright, hang on. Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the morning second date update. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Melissa the shoe licker is on the phone with us.

Melissa went out on a date with a guy named Jay. They went bowling. They had a fun time and at some point they were making bets with each other and he bet her to lick a bowling shoe. The inside of a bowling shoe. And she did it.

And like I said earlier, this makes today's Second Date Update the most disgusting in the history of Second Date Updates. We've heard a lot of really bad things. So she licked the inside of the bowling shoe, and she thinks that that's the reason she's not getting a call back. Maybe it grossed him out too much, although he did bet her to do it. She hasn't heard from him in a couple weeks, so we're about to get him on the phone and find out if that is the reason he's not calling her back.

Melissa, you got the shoe out of your mouth? You ready to do this? Yes, it's out of my mouth, and I'm ready. And I think if that's the reason he's do this? Yes, it's out of my mouth and I'm ready. And I think if that's the reason he's not calling you back, it's so unfair because guys always say, I want a guy's girl and then you give them a guy's girl and then they decide they

don't want that. They're like, gross bro. I wouldn't even hang out with one of my dude friends if he did this. Yeah, that's nasty. Alright, here we go. I'm going to call him right now. Alright, here we go. I'm going to call him right now. Okay. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, is Jay there?

Yeah, this is Jay. Who's this? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. How are you? Wait, from the radio show? Yeah. What's up, man? How are you? I'm doing okay. What's up with you? Not much. I'm just chilling. I wanted to give you a call because we actually received an email about you. About me?

Yeah. It's from a girl that you went out on a date with. Are you serious right now? I am. Her name is Melissa. Do you remember going on a date with Melissa? Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I do. All right. I figure she'd probably be easy to remember because she licked a shoe, a bowling shoe, while you guys were out. She told you that?

Yes, she did. We actually talked to her about your date, and she's confused because she's been trying to get a hold of you for a second date, but you're not calling her back. Oh. No, I can't believe she but you're not calling her back. Oh, man. I can't believe she told you about the shoe. Yeah. She can't either. She did. I can't believe she admitted to doing that either, man.

That was crazy. I would have told nobody that. You're the one that dared her to lick the shoe. You've got to take some responsibility. Yeah, but I didn't tell her to go tell anybody about it. That's like something you take to your grave, right? I almost accidentally lit inside the hole of a bowling ball, but I was scared she might actually do it. Yeah, dude.

What? I think you stopped at the appropriate time. Or maybe actually I think it went too far. Yeah, I was up in the ante, but we stopped right there. Wow. So what's the reason you're not calling her back? Do you not want to see her again? Let's just put it like this.

I date my fair share of ladies and certain things are red flags and I can tell pretty easily when I can and can't trust somebody. Okay. Wait, so you're saying you don't think you can trust her? Nah, I couldn't trust her

any further than I could throw her. Why do you say that? Because of what happened at the bowling alley. You can't trust her because she licked the shoe? I would think, hey, if I dare somebody to lick a shoe and they did it, they would have all my trust. You know what? She got points for that. She was doing good up until this other moment that happened and maybe changed my entire perspective on her.

Wow. What happened? All right. So we would close it out. We're about to get out of there. And she ran to the bathroom real quick. And I said, okay, cool. I'm going to go take your shoes and check them back in with the front desk.

So as I'm dropping the shoes off, the cashier guy leans into it and says, hey, you know, that's your girlfriend or whatever. I'm like, no, not yet. I was kind of joking with him. And he was like, well, you might be dodging a bullet, man. I said, what are you talking about? So he then tells me he was watching us bowl the whole time.

And while I was setting up my shot, he saw her pick up my phone and actually started going through my phone. What? No. Exactly. How could he tell that that was your phone from all the way back at the bowling desk?

No, he said he saw her do it five or six times and only did it while my back was turned. Oh, what? Really? Dang, that is sketchy. And you didn't, like,

think to ask her about it or anything? It was the first date. If it was a girlfriend, cool, we can have it out right there and there, but the first date? Is she already

going through my phone? So you believe this dude that you don't know who said she was going through your phone? Yeah, hell yeah. If anything, he was looking out for me. It's an unwritten rule. Guys look out for guys. He helped me dodge a bullet. She just seemed so... I mean, she seemed

really cool when we talked to her. You don't think that there could be another explanation, like she accidentally picked up your phone instead of hers? Five or six times? Only when my back is turned? No. What she did is some straight shady s***. And I don't need that in my life. I'm curious

if she was actually going through your phone though. I want to know the answer to that. And why? I don't need to know that. I mean, she did it on the first day. What do you think will happen on the second? Or the third or the fourth? Well, I just say that because I want to ask her, and I forgot to let you know that she's actually on the other line listening to this conversation. Yo, no way.

Melissa. Melissa, you still there? Hey, there she is. Hi, Jay. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Okay. You sneaked in.

I thought you were. I am not sneaky at all. You got it all wrong. That story, his side of the story, it is not how it looks. It's not what it seems like. Really? So you weren't going through his phone? I mean, not like that.

It's not like I hacked into his phone and was looking through every little detail. No. Wait, Melissa. I was like standing up for you. You actually were looking at his phone when his back was turned. Okay, listen. I was sitting there. He's bowling bowling his phone buzzed loud as hell i just so happened to look over and it's right there i can it's you know i'm not blind i can see what it says

so just leave it there you don't pick it up and then start reading all his messages i just well i saw i saw a name and it looked like a female's name i think it was sammy or something like that. And I just leaned the phone over to see what the text said. He's the one who has the message right there on his screen. And it said, are we still on for tonight? Are you still picking me up? Something like that, like at 9, like right after our date.

What? It was weird. So I was just like, what? What's that? It was weird when you were looking at my messages. I mean, but your messages were sitting next to me so i looked over i wasn't trying to be sneaky or anything like we're having a good time all right all right cool so all right so you saw something on my phone why are you going back to my phone again five or six times after that it was not it was like two or three times

that's the point i'm trying to get you why are you picking up my phone it kept going off like the whoever that girl was she kept texting you so i'm just trying all right okay wait are you the phone monitor or something no but me and you are on a date and i want to know if you're involved with someone else i know your reputation i'm sure you know your own damn reputation. And you're a good-looking guy. Shorty, that's none of your business. We're not together. Look, you have a reputation.

You know your reputation. I know it. Our friends know it. You're a ladies' man, so don't act like it's all out of the blue why a female, because I'm sure they've done it in the past, looks over and checks your phone, especially if they're on a date with you and your phone's just getting blown up. I think anybody would do that. Actually, if it was my phone and you were sitting down and I'm bowling and my phone's

just going off, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, you can't tell me you wouldn't look over. Like, who's hitting her up so much? Who wants to know where she is? It's like, yo, yo, do you hear what you're saying right now? All right? Do you hear what you're saying? I would never go through somebody's phone when we're on a date, a first date at that. Well, that's you.

I want to know who I'm dating. Don't rationalize your craziness and try to tell me what I'm going to're on a date, a first date at that. Well, that's you. I want to know who I'm dating. Don't try to rationalize your craziness and try to tell me what I'm going to do on a date. I'm not trying to rationalize it. I think any sane person would do what I did, and I'm not mad that I did it. I don't feel bad for doing it. I wanted to know who you were, what was going on with you,

and if I talk something suspicious, then I'm going to look into it. I don't really blame her. I mean, she's just trying to look out for herself a little bit. His phone was going off like buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. But you did have two dates planned in the same night, Jay. I mean, you kind of had a point. All right, all right, wait. All right, look, we about to just squash all that nonsense.

Let me tell you this right here. The name that came up, Sammy, that's a dude. It's not a chick. It's a dude. That's a dude. Sammy really, no, guys, Sammy in his phone, it was spelled S-A-M-M-I. No guy spells Sammy like that. That's a girl.

Sammy for a guy is S-A-M-M-Y, sweetie. I know that. So it wasn't like that in your phone. That's a girl. Okay, so all right. So now there's rules to how I have to spell my boy's name in my phone. Okay, can you get any further in my business? Melissa, why did you even call for a second date with this dude if you think that he's a player and, like, planning dates after you?

I still thought the date went good. And I asked my friends, like, do you guys know anybody named Sammy? And nobody knew a Sammy, so I'm like, maybe it's nothing. I didn't know that he knew that I looked. I thought maybe we could have a second date. I just got caught. Gosh. All right. Well, Jay, I have to ask this question. Maybe I don't know the answer. I don't know what's right and wrong anymore. Jay, would you like to go on a second date with Melissa? We will pay for it.

No, really? Yes. I'm asking. Would you like to go out with her again? It sounds like you guys have the perfect foundation for a great relationship. Nah, Chief, I'm a pass. But if I need somebody

to check my phone messages, I know who to call. Oh, gosh. I'm sorry, Melissa. No second date for you. That's okay, guys. Thanks for trying. Yeah, it doesn't sound

like it was meant to be. No, it doesn't. You know what I'm actually kind of Glad this happened though I mean I'm like I've dodged a hell of a bullet Man yeah

Well good luck to you both Okay Thank you guys Bye Alright man thanks And Jay tell Sammy I said hi However you spell her name

It's a dude Not a girl Broken Jubal in the morning 78592 says That girl has no concept of personal space How are you going to check somebody's phone The first time you meet them And then another text message that says

I would do what she did I believe this guy is a liar It's very split on the text message board About the second date update right now If you missed it, Vanessa wanted to call a guy named Jay They went out bowling And they had fun, whatever There was an interesting moment

where she licked a shoe, but that's not the main focus here. The focus is on their first date, a dude told him that he saw her checking his phone repeatedly every time he would bowl. Repeatedly. And then we got her on the phone.

She didn't deny it. She was checking his phone during the first date and he ended up getting a text message from somebody named Sammy making plans to meet up later. She was thinking that's a girl and they had plans later. She still wanted to call him for a second date, which is interesting.

But anyway, she was like defending the fact that she should be able to check his phone even on a first date. And people on the text weren't doing the same thing. You're telling me if you were sitting down at the seat and the phone buzzed and it was facing up and you're on a date with a girl and it's from some dude named Dan and Dan says, hey, I'll pick you up at 9 tonight. You wouldn't look down and then be like, what

is going on? I would just be like, hey, your phone went off. It's probably a dude, huh? Make a joke about it. See what she says. I'd look at it and then I wouldn't check the phone. I'd continue the date. I'd let her do her thing and then later on I'd be like, hey, let me ask you a question. Are you also dating somebody named Dan? I don't know.

Why would I be rational like that? People are texting it at 78592 saying it's completely acceptable to check somebody's phone anytime, even if it's a first date. Do you agree? Text us, 78592. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will

call the person who didn't call you back. Move in 92.5. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what?

We love that for you. Someone else will, too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that

you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zittron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline's CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert

Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.