Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bowling for Boobs

Episode Date: May 26, 2016

In today's Second Date Update... it takes a us a WHILE to get the guy to admit why he's not calling Rebecca back after their date. And when it finally comes out, no one in the room can believe, that ANY man would ever say something like that. Listen in the Podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubal's Second Date Update. The girl on the phone for the Second Date Update today is wondering why she's not getting a call back after she was wined and dined. Ooh, get it, girl. Apparently the guy that's not calling her back took her out for a beautiful evening in very elite company, four-star cuisine, Nice. and an eclectic selection of beverages

such as Coors Light and probably some more Coors Light. What? Rebecca is on the phone, and Rebecca went bowling with the guy that she wants to call today. We're up for a lovely evening of bowling. Hey, Rebecca. How is it living the high-class lifestyle that you live? Yeah, well, I was wondering about the date beforehand, but it turned out not to be that bad, actually.

So tell us a little bit about the guy that you want to call today. Where did you meet him? Well, we met online. Was it a dating website that you guys met on? Yeah, a dating website. And he actually was super funny, you know, witty in his emails. And then we talked on the phone, and he seemed really cool and funny. What's his name?

His name is Will. Will. Yeah. I'm surprised he doesn't go by William. Yes, the third. Taking people places like the bowling alley on a first date. That's a fun date. Weren't you excited about a bowling alley?

No. Oh, okay. I would have been. No, I don't know. It seemed kind of low rent you know like but but you know I've been taken out to a sushi dinner and had a horrible date so it's not you know I'm aware that that it could be a great thing yeah it all kind of depends on the company that you're with you know what I mean yeah so did you have fun while you were bowling as it turned out like I got there and he looked

like his picture online always cool yeah which was unbelievable there and he looked like his picture online. Always cool. Yeah. Which was unbelievable actually. And he's, you know, kind of hot. So that was great. And then we had like a couple of drinks. Coors. I don't know how you knew that. Just a good guess. I've been in a bowling alley or two in my day. Were you guys clicking? I thought so. I mean, you know, it's that like awkward first date thing a little bit. Like, oh, my God, now this person that I knew on the Internet is a real person in front of me. So it was a little bit awkward. But then we had drinks, and it was less awkward.

How did you do at bowling? Well, I don't bowl so terribly. Did you actually bowl at least? Yeah, yeah. So we bowled. And he's, like like really good at bowling. Which was kind of hot just to see that. Like he had perfect form, you know.

I've never heard anyone say it was kind of hot to see someone with perfect form bowling. Oh, dude. Those professional bowlers get so many groupies. Yeah, it sounds like it. It's crazy. Well, like someone doing something well. Okay. You know, sounds like it. It's crazy. Well, like, someone doing something well, you know, that's cool, capable. Was there any awkward moments that really stuck out to you? Well, I mean, looking back at it now, I guess I could have come across as a little high

maintenance. High maintenance in a bowling alley. So, like, was your glass dirty and you asked to have it cleaned? No, thank God for that, because that would have been gross. But, no, I, you know the shoes? Yeah. Yeah, of course. That you rent at the bowling alley?

Well, like, a million people have been in those shoes with, like, fungus and everything else. So I brought tennis shoes with me, and I didn't want to use those shoes. Did you make a huge deal out of it? Because I wouldn't think that would be a deal breaker unless, like, you threw a fit over using the shoes. Oh, no, I didn't. I mean, I just said, hey, I brought my own shoes. I'm not going to use the bowling shoes.

And then, of course, they try to make you do it, you know? Yeah. Did they force you to wear the bowling shoes since you didn't? No, but they tried. Yeah, sometimes they tried. Yeah, and so you argued with them to use your own shoes and you think the guy's probably like, oh, man.

Maybe, yeah. I mean, I did it in, like, the sweetest way possible, but, you know, I mean, obviously, like, there's a little bit of a scene involved if you're doing that. At least he didn't, like,

throw the shoes down the bowling aisle like, I'm not wearing these. Well, and then, and then, you know, then so many people put their fingers in those bowling balls. Oh, bowling balls are disgusting. I'll agree with you on that. Oh, my gosh, you guys.

It's not that big of a deal. No one has ever died from bowling balls. I put my hand in a bowling ball once, and there was a Band-Aid in there. It was disgusting. So I feel you on that one. Free Band-Aid. Yes, you're right. Somebody's band-aid.

They're gross. I mean, were you complaining about it or something? I didn't complain at all. I just, every time I did it afterwards, I have like a little bit, one of those hand purifier spray things. Oh, you kept spraying. Okay, so I guess, yeah, you could have seemed a bit high maintenance if you wouldn't put on the shoes. And then every time you bowled, you took out and sanitized your hands. Either that or just a weird germaphobe, you know?

Yeah, I think I'm not a major major, but like in a place like that, I just I really do think through the fact. Yeah. There's a huge amount of bacteria and fungus like everywhere. So he either gets OCD or he gets high maintenance. Yeah. You didn't make any comments about the place smelling poor or anything? No, no, no, no. And it did smell a little bit bad, but I said nothing.

Okay, good. I'm glad you kept that to yourself. How did everything end with you guys? Well, we hugged. And then you sanitized your body right after? I didn't want to, which is a good sign. And he walked me to my car. And then I sent him a text a few hours later

saying I had a great time, loved to do it again. Did he write you back? No. So that's it? That's all you heard from him? Well, then I tried again. The next day I went online on the dating website and I instant messaged him and he didn't respond. All right, so he hasn't talked to you since you guys went bowling?

No, it's been four or five days, but I just don't know if it's like salvageable you know okay well let's find out we're gonna play a song come back call him and get your second date update okay okay if you're just joining us for the second date update, Rebecca is on the phone. She's not getting a call back from a guy named Will, and she thinks it's because she wasn't willing to get dirty on her first date. Oh, no. She refused to get dirty, wouldn't put her fingers in places where he wanted them to go, or put her feet in certain things that he was asking

her to put her feet into. And that could turn any guy off if you're not willing to get down and dirty in the bowling alley. They went bowling and she thinks that he's not calling her back because he might have thought she was high maintenance because she didn't want to wear the shoes that they have at the bowling alley because they're dirty. And she didn't want to put her fingers in the bowling ball. And she would like sanitize her hand after every single time that she bowled.

So she's thinking that the guy was like, okay, you're hard to deal with. And that's why she's not getting a call back. We're about to call him right now and find out if that is the reason. Are you ready, Rebecca? I am. Yeah, I'm nervous, but I'm ready. Rebecca, I haven't asked you, honestly. Are you high maintenance though?

I mean, I don't think so. I'm pretty. Rebecca, I haven't asked you, honestly. Are you high maintenance, though? I mean, I don't think so. I'm pretty laid back, but that's like the one thing. But I take care of it myself generally. You know, like I have the hand sanitizer and I don't make a big deal about it. Yeah, I guess if you were to be to me like, hey, we have to go get hand sanitizer before we bowl. That would be more high maintenance. And if you just had it and were doing it, that wouldn't bother me. Yeah, I just have it.

I just have it with me, you know, in my purse. So. All right. We'll call him right now and see what he has to say. You ready? Yeah. Hello. Hey, can I speak to Will, please?

Yeah, this is Will. Hey, Will, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a morning radio program. Sounds like he's the number one fan. Yeah, sorry, I don't know what that is. Okay, well, it's a morning radio show, and I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you

and asked us if we could get you on the phone. Someone emailed you about me? Yeah. Her name is Rebecca, and you recently went on a date with her to a bowling alley. Ooh. We got an email from Rebecca telling us a little bit about your date and then also telling us that you haven't called her back or answered any of her text messages, so she wanted us to see if we could get you on the phone and ask why.

Okay. Do you mind taking a second just to give us a little bit of information on your date and tell us why? I don't know if I want to do that. I don't know. She just wants to know why you won't call her back. She do that. I don't know. She just wants to know why you won't call her back. She thought that it might be because she's high maintenance.

What? Yeah, she said she didn't want to use the bowling shoes. She'd sanitize her hand after every time she bowled, and so she thought maybe you weren't calling her back because you thought she was just, like, high maintenance and hard to deal with. No, nothing like that. She was... I don't want to... I feel bad talking about it on a radio show.

Yeah, but if it's something, look, if it's something about you that you don't want out there, that's fine. I'll let you go. No. Okay. If it's something about her, think about this. She's the one that asked us to call, and we always tell everybody, you're prepared to hear whatever the answer is. So she's willing to hear whatever you have to say. She just wants to know why you're not getting back to her.

So really, like, it's totally just I can say anything. Yeah. She's really nice. And, like, she's very pretty. So she's pretty and nice, and you had a fun time. Yeah, I understand why you're not calling her back completely. What the heck? All right.

How am I supposed to go back to her and tell her, hey, he's not calling you back because you're pretty and nice and he had a good time. Okay, okay. Well, I'm not sure how to say this delicately, I guess. Her boobs were just weird. Explain weird.

What do you mean weird? I don't know how to say this. You know that saying, more than a mouthful is a waste of space? Yes. That's kind of how I feel about her boobs. Her boobs are too big.

Yeah, they're too big. They're too big for me. No! You're not telling your best. You know how many people are going to be like, what is wrong with this guy? She was cool, fun to hang out with, and she has a huge pair of boobs,

and that's why you don't want to go out with her? It's just, it's my personal thing. I don't know. They were just too big for me. Are they fake and that's what maybe turns you off? I don't know if they were fake. I didn't ask. That didn't seem polite to ask.

They were just kind of like daunting to look at. Oh my god! Like you were scared of her chest. I wasn't like scared of them. I mean, you know, we were out bowling, and they're just too big. They're just bouncing around. Are you scared you're going to get smothered by them or something?

No, no. It's just a personal thing. I like it, you know, like Goldilocks. I like it not too big, not too small. I just like it just right. I would use a young fictional character. That's how you feel. That's how you feel.

It's just kind of awkward for me to go, hey, he liked you a lot, thought you were really fun, but you just have way too much to offer in the boob department. You asked me to tell you. I did. You said that I should say, you told me I should tell you what it is. You did? That's what it is. Your boobs are just enormous.

Okay. I appreciate your honesty, man. And now I feel like I should be honest with you. She's actually on the other line listening and heard everything that you just said. What? Hi, Will. I just, I can't, I've never heard a man. I've never, I just, I don't even know what to say.

Listen, there's nothing wrong with you. Okay, you're fine. You're great. So I just want to clarify that they are real. Okay, that's great. And a 34DD. Nice. That's not that big.

Double D is not that big, Will. Look, I mean, I'm just, I'm guessing I'm just like more of a C guy. I don't know. I'm sorry. It's not, it's me. It's just a personal preference. And, you know, maybe like, okay, maybe you wouldn't be into like dating a shorter guy, you know? Okay.

Maybe that's your thing. That's a good way to put it. Actually, if they have a good personality, then their looks become beautiful to me. But clearly you are shallow. I agree with you. That's not shallow. Yes. Whatever he's reducing her to the size of her breasts.

He says she's pretty. She's everything that he's looking for except for her boobs are a little too big. But most dudes would do the opposite. That's true. It doesn't matter which way you go. It's the same thing. Everybody has a preference on stuff like this. And you know what? There's totally guys out there who are into that. And like, that's true. It doesn't matter which way you go. It's the same thing. Everybody has a preference on stuff like this. And you know what? There's totally guys out there who are

into that. And like, that's fine. That's great. It's just not me. What I don't get is like that you said you felt daunted. Are you? I mean, daunted. Are you a little boy? No, I'm a

normal-sized person who's just a little daunted by your extra-sized boobs. I don't know if you're normal-sized or not because I didn't get to see. I'm guessing not. I mean, you didn't even touch them. No, I didn't. I'm not going to touch them on a first date. Yeah, besides, it sounds like boobs are kind of icky to him anyway. Like, I don't know.

Are you gay? I don't. There's nothing wrong with that. But seriously, are you gay and trying to date women? Whoa. So that you can. No, I've dated women with very sizable breasts. Yours were just too big for me.

That's all. I'm sorry. Rebecca, I'm going to go very sizable breasts. Yours were just too big for me, that's all. I'm sorry. Rebecca, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is the first time you've ever heard this from someone you've gone on a date with. Well, absolutely. And I would even say that I had an ex-boyfriend who told me I had magic breasts. I like that word. And I'm not even kidding right now. That's what he used to call them. Look, I don't know what to say to you.

I mean, look, I don't know if this is weird, but I mean, I have a cousin who's recently divorced. He's super good looking and a really good guy. If you're into it, I could hook the two of you up. All right, this is a perfect time for me to ask then. Rebecca, would you like to go on a second date with Will's cousin? Because it doesn't sound like Will wants to go out with you, but I will pay for a second date with you. I don't want to look at anyone who might look like this man.

That is so strange, Will. You've got this completely wrong. He's super into big boobs. He would be really into you. I think you two would get along. How about it, Rebecca? I'll hook you up with Will's cousin. It sounds like he's just as shallow as you are. Yeah, exactly, Rebecca. The whole family.

You know what the unbelievable thing is? Like, how much I actually, I liked you and I felt connected to you. If we'd gone on that second date, you would have been really happy because I would have **** on you. And that people have also called magic. Oh my God. Will, you sure you don't want to go out with her again, Will?

I love her. I mean, well, I mean, after she said that, now, I don't, maybe.

No, Will, you lost your chance and I want you to think about that. You sit down and you think about the fact that you

missed out on a ****. Broken Jubal in the morning. If I got Ugh, we're so done with New Year, I'm out of here. because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too.

Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right.

I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show,

Tech's biggest conference. Better Offline's CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr., with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards' Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.