Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Bowling Tricks

Episode Date: June 14, 2017

Believe it or not Jubal is a MAN and as a man, he can say with 100% confidence that sometimes men can be really dumb, especially when trying to impress a woman Well, the guy in todays Second Date update is a perfect example He tried what he calls one of his patented moves on a woman and instead of ending the night with a kiss. his date DISAPPEARED Find out why here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. You know, after doing these second date updates for so long, I've realized that I've been dating the wrong way my whole life. Really? Okay. Yeah, because we do get quite a few submissions. Not a ton, but enough to where I realize that I've never been on a first date that has ended in the emergency room. And we get quite a few first dates that have ended in the emergency room, like today's.

That shouldn't be a goal. I don't know. I must be doing something wrong. And Steven is on the phone, and apparently his first date ended in the ER. What's up, Steven? Hey, how's it going? So were you the one that ended up having to go to the ER, or was it your date? It was me.

Oh, okay. You sound that with a little bit of joy in your voice, and I like that about you, Stephen. I think it was a little funny. Funny? That's good. What happened? So I met this girl. Her name is Erin.

Okay. And decided a good first date for us would be to go bowling. Also, still doesn't sound very dangerous to me. Yeah, exactly, right? So I figure I'm fairly decent, pretty good at bowling. And, you know, there's a lot of people there and I could maybe show off to her a little bit. Because most girls can't resist a good bowler.

Oh, yeah. It's true. Usually on our list of must-haves. Oh, yeah. I mean, when it comes to sex appeal, bowling is way up there. Yeah. Your email just said that you ended up in the emergency room, and I'm already loving this story that you were trying to show off at bowling,

and somehow that ended up in the hospital. That's amazing. Yeah, it's true. And she showed up, and she looked amazing. You know, she had really beautiful hair and she had a smile. She totally lit up and she wore jean shorts too. Okay. Ooh, sexy.

That's kind of cute. Everybody's vision of beauty, hair, a smile, and jean shorts. You scored. I did, yeah. I did. So what happened? I mean, you guys obviously hit it off. Yeah, pretty immediately.

We got on the lane and, you know, we're having a good time. And I have this like patented, like bowling trick technique that I have where I can like bowl while holding a beer. Okay. I am impressed. I thought I was going to laugh at you, but yeah. All right. And I'm about to show her the technique and holding the ball and I'm holding the beer and I'm just about winding up and going back with the ball and getting ready with my fancy footwork to move forward. And is she laughing at this point or is she actually impressed right now? I'm not really watching her at that point.

I'm actually focusing on me and my craft at this point. I really want to see this because it just sounds like you're flailing around the bowling alley. It's a lot more elegant than you would imagine. Oh, elegance. Nice. Anyway, so I'm like winding up. I'm getting ready to go. And somehow for the first time ever, I lost my balance.

And I kind of fell backwards over the, you know, that like machine that's like separates the two lanes where the ball comes back, like the ball return. Oh yeah. I fell backwards over that. And the ball went one way and I went the other. And the glass bottle in my hand shattered actually in my hand and it cut my hand pretty bad oh that's how you hurt yourself oh my gosh that is a scene sir

how bad was it it was pretty bad but I figured I could like handle it and just got some paper towels and just to kind of stop the bleeding but the bleeding didn't stop actually so oh my god wait so while you're trying to control this bleeding are you still having conversation with her uh no i was playing it cool because i didn't want to like show you know give any signs that i was being a wimp or anything like that so i'm good i'm good i i'm feeling a little faint because i've lost quite a bit of blood, but I can tough this out because I want to finish this date. I'm a man of my word. We're big up to spare. Seriously, what was her response to all of this?

She just really wanted to call an ambulance and help me out, but I was not wanting that, you know, because I didn't want to come off as weak or anything at all but i did start to feel faint and uh out of nowhere i guess the front desk had called and there's a couple of emps that walked up to me and they asked me to come outside with them because i guess the cut looked really deep to them and they said it needed medical attention so the next thing i know i'm in a gurney in an ambulance on the way to the hospital. Wow. It was that bad? Yeah, an ambulance for a cut on your hand?

It was really deep. And I guess I'd lost a lot of blood. So they wanted to take me just as a precaution. So wait, is that the end of your date? Is that how your date ended? Is you getting wheeled off on a gurney? No, she actually ended up coming with me. And she sat in the ambulance with me.

Really? Yeah, it was really amazing of her to do that. That's kind of a bonding moment, I guess. That's cute, kind of. Yeah, I tried to hold her hand, but I guess my hand was cut. Yeah, bad idea. Most women don't like holding bloody hands. It's a lesson that I've learned, too, the hard way. So how did it finally end then?

So basically, we get to the hospital and I get rolled in. They start stitching up my hand. And before I know it, I kind of like look down the hallway to see if she's there. And I guess she had left at that point. So and I've called her since then, you know, and left her messages and texted her, and I haven't heard from her at all, so she's not really responding, yeah. That's kind of weird.

Yeah, it's super weird because, I mean, she cared enough to come with me on the ambulance, and now she's sort of just disappeared, so I don't know what's going on. Wow. Okay, well, we'll try to figure it out. We'll play a song, come back, and then see if we can get your second date update, okay?

Thank you. I really appreciate it. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. Hi, this is Jubal Flagg. You might know me from such exciting radio segments as the phone tap or the second date update.

And I'm here today to talk about something that is not discussed enough in our society, and that's safety while bowling. Remember, always bowl protected. And unfortunately, the guy in today's second date update did not protect himself enough while bowling, and he actually cut his hand and had to go to the emergency room in the middle of his first date. His name is Steven, and we're about to call his date. Her name's Erin, and find out why she left him. She actually rode with him in the ambulance to the emergency room. He went in there to get stitched up and stuff, and when he came out, she was gone, and he

hasn't heard from her since. So what would make her leave a man on his deathbed? I don't know. We'll find out in just a second. Stephen, are you ready to give her a call? I am. I just really want to know why she left without saying anything. I mean, if she didn't want to date me, that's fine. But at least check in or see how I'm doing or anything like that, you know? Okay, you guys, it's a couple stitches in your hand. You guys are all acting like that this is some horrible accident where you couldn't have walked away from it.

Well, I mean, the EMT said that I lost a lot of blood and, you know, said I wasn't doing that well. So, you know. Yeah, bro. I'm sorry. It was bigger than it was. Wow. I'm glad that you pulled through, Steven. I really am.

I'm going to dial her phone number right now. You ready? Yeah. Okay. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Erin, please? This is Erin. Hey, Erin, how are you? This is Jubal from

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Uh, hi. Do I know you? I hope so, but maybe not. Brooke and Jubal in the morning is a radio show. My name is Jubal. Brooke is also here. Hi, Aaron. And Jose is over there. So there's three of us on the phone right now. So why are you calling? I'm calling because we actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. Why would somebody email you about me? Well, because we do a segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Update.

And you recently went out with a dude named Steven. Oh, Steven emailed you. Yes, Steven emailed us. And I'm sure you remember going on his date because it ended with him in the emergency room. Yeah, I remember. But I'm surprised that he even remembers me. What? Of course he remembers you. You made a big impression on him. Yeah, I doubt it. You doubt that you made an impression on him? I mean, I don't know how many dates this guy

could go on and then cut his hand while bowling and then have to go to the emergency room and have his date come along with him. I'm sure he probably remembered that. Well, did you guys talk to him about it? Yeah, we did. We had actually a conversation about your date. He said that he really liked you. He thought you were beautiful and fun and all that kind of stuff. And then he admitted that he was kind of messing around while bowling and then cut his hand. And he went to the emergency room. When he came out from being being stitched up you were gone and you haven't talked to him okay well he uh might have conveniently left out a couple details for you really i mean from his description he was all about you like he was impressed that you went

with him in the ambulance and he was shocked that you weren't there at the end because he really wanted to i guess thank you or make another date wow he's really uh spun a tale for you weren't there at the end because he really wanted to, I guess, thank you or make another date. Wow. He's really spun a tale for you, hasn't he? What? Would you mind sharing the details that he missed? I mean, it mostly was true, except that there was one really big issue that he left out, which is that I was waiting for him outside the room in the ER. Uh-huh. waiting for him outside the room in the ER and I walked over to see how it was going

and I looked in the door and he was flirting with the nurse. He was flirting with the nurse? Is that what you said? Really? Yeah, I mean, I don't really think it's that funny because I'm on a date with this guy and he's just flirting behind my back while I sit out in the waiting room waiting for him to be healed. Okay, wait, hold on. How was he flirting, though?

What was he doing? I saw him, like, smile at the nurse when she was taking his heart rate on his... Like, she touched his arm and he, like, got all gooey and smiled at her. And? So he smiled. That could have just been him being polite.

Nice. Or no. I know what I saw. I saw what I saw, and he was flirting with her. And I saw him check her out when she turned around. And it was really embarrassing because I rode in the ambulance with him, and then he's flirting with somebody else while I'm not there. Okay, wait.

Hold on, though, because I'm not there. Can we hold on though? Because I'm going to tell you so far what you've described sounds pretty innocent. Well, you weren't there and I saw him flexing when the nurse changed his bandages. So flexing, like showing off his muscles, like, Hey lady nurse, look at my big muscles. You don't think maybe he could have been like wincing in pain or something? Why do you keep making excuses for him? He was obviously flirting. I saw it. It just sounds like you're jumping to a lot of conclusions, I guess, because the guy who called us. I don't know why you can't understand me. This is what I'm saying. You're taking his side.

I saw him whisper in her ear and who wh whispers in nurses' ears? That's weird. I will back you on that. There's not much whispering that goes on. Okay, you were there. I'm not just disregarding what you have to say. You were there. You saw it. You say that he was flirting with the nurse.

But you know who else was also there? Enlighten me. Steven was also there, and he's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. So I'd love to hear his side of the story. Wait, what? Yeah he's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you, so I'd love to hear his side of the story. Wait, what? Yeah, Steven is on the other line and wants to talk to you. Steven, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here.

Seriously, Aaron? Yeah, seriously. You're flirting with somebody while I'm on a date with you when I rode in the ambulance. How awful of a person are you? I don't think you understand what actually happened. I mean, she was being really nice. So I was smiling back. And regarding the flexing, I wasn't actually flexing at all. That sounds totally crazy on your end. Well, then explain the whispering in the nurse's ear thing, because that's weird. And I don't know

why you would need to be doing that like asking for extra jello or something like that I think you're being super off base I wasn't whispering into anyone's ear like are you paranoid on all of your dates is that what happened you come on this show and you turn everybody on your side and then make me look like I'm a crazy person when I was there and I saw the type of person that you are. Clearly, these suspicions are coming from somewhere, and you should probably keep it in your pants when you're on a date with somebody else. Keep it in your pants next time a nurse is trying to stitch you up, man.

This is ridiculous. She was helping me out, so I can't even be nice to her and smile at her? I mean, it's completely crazy what you're saying. I know what I saw. You checked out her butt when she walked away. Don't lie to me. Admit that you did it. Fine. One time, but it's not that big of a deal. I mean, come on, Aaron. Come a little slack. If you had a hot male nurse, you're telling me that you wouldn't check out his rear end when he walked away? Not when I'm on a date with somebody else.

That's disrespectful, and I would never be like that. Okay, so you have more self-control than most people. He obviously liked you a lot. Why are you being so insecure? I am not being insecure. If you had been there, you would have seen the way that he was looking at her. I'm surprised he didn't deep-f**k the doctor in front of me. Whoa.

That would have been amazing to see, Steven. I don't know what to say anymore. She's jumping to conclusions, and she's being way out of bounds. Okay, well, you're clearly a snake in the grass and I see you coming,

so don't even ever interact with me again. Oh, a snake in the grass. Good, good one. Oh, my God. All right, well, if that's not good about, how about you're a dirty, filthy dog and I would never even bring you in off the street. Wow.

Whoa, you're an abandoned stray dog, Steven. Oh, a snake in the grass or a dirty dog. That really hurts. I know it did. Especially because that's a compliment compared to like what you really are. Whoa. Hey, before this gets just too out of control, Erin, would you like to go on a second date with Steven?

We will pay for it. Not if I was the last nurse on earth. Great. No thank you on my end either because you're just absolutely crazy. Oh, my gosh. I am not crazy. And if you ever call me that again, I will hunt you down. Whoa.

Oh, all right. That escalated. Well, second will hunt you down. Whoa. Oh, all right. That escalated. Well, second date is officially over. Stephen, go find a hiding place and take care. Thanks for listening. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says you might want to save that second date update in case it's needed in court for a murder case.

Broken Jubal in the morning talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Aaron, or Steven, wanted to call Aaron. They went out on a date, and he has, like, some patented bowling trick. He was trying to explain it to us. It still didn't really make a whole lot of sense, but it involved him, like, flailing his arms around to be able to throw a bowling ball and hold a beer at the same time. And he was doing it to impress her, and he fell down and tripped over that little, like, ball return thing and cut his hand.

And then the bowling alley called EMTs to come check on his hand because they thought that he was losing a lot of blood and stuff like that. And so he had to go to the hospital. She actually rode with him in the ambulance to go to the emergency room and then was gone when he was done getting his stitches, and he didn't know what happened. We got her on the phone and she accused him of flirting with the nurse that was helping him. Oh, no.

And that's why she didn't want to talk to him. It seemed a little extreme that she would just up and leave because he smiled at a nurse. But she did say that there was whispering in the nurse's ear, which he denied. I mean, yeah, I mean, still, she's just the most jealous person ever. Like, come on. He's in the hospital. How dare you let that nurse touch you? Right?

How dare you let her touch you? She had to put stitches and, like, clean up my wound. Yeah, but I saw the way you were looking at her when she was cleaning that wound. You want her to be cleaning something else. Oh, man. I know. cleaning something else. Oh, man. I know. I was trying to come up with a defense for her, but she does sound like a nut job. Yeah. And then her defense? I'm not crazy.

If you say that again, I'll come find you. Like, what? Okay. I'm not crazy, and the little guy that lives in my eyebrow will confirm that. Just ask him. I'm not crazy. And the little guy that lives in my eyebrow will confirm that. Just ask him. I'm not insane.

So Stephen said he was good and didn't want to go out with her again. But she was fine with that because Stephen is a dirty snake in the grass. That was another good part from the second date update. She was trying to throw insults at him and they were just misses. Yeah, they sounded like something like a 65-year-old retired woman would say. Yeah. Look at you. You're a curmudgeon.

You're a curmudgeon. What? What? Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Move in 92.5. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears

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