Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: British Guy Ditched and Dismissed

Episode Date: August 1, 2016

In this morning's Second Date Update, we had a SPECIAL case where a guy with a sexy foreign accent is calling us for help because he can't get a call back from an American girl... Usually it's the other way around, isn't it? Listen to the podcast to hear the ridiculous reason WHY he won't get a call back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. I've said this quite a bit, but this is a first for the Second Date Updates. And I say it a lot. Sometimes I'm lying, and sometimes I'm serious. And this time I am actually serious because I guarantee the guy that's on the phone to do a second date update today probably has not heard the show very much, if at all, in his life. Why would he be contacting us? It's our first ever international second date update.

Oh, really? That's right. The guy that wants to do a second date update doesn't even live in this country. Awesome. He's on vacation here, I guess. That's what his email said. Let's just talk to him. Brian, how are you? I'm very well, mate. How are you? Not too bad. He said

mate, so I know it's real. So I know it's real. Thank you for emailing the show. It's interesting to get an email from you since you don't even live here in America, and I'm assuming aren't a big listener? No, I've never listened before, actually. The only reason I know about it is from some friends

of mine that I talk to over here. Can I just ask real quick? We've had a British guy on the phone before and he turned out to be a total phony and he was only doing the accent to get the girl. You're legit, right? Absolutely, yeah. Well, where were you born?

I was born in a little town called Coventry. Oh, everybody says that. Such a standard answer. I was really only known for being bummed in the Second World War. The next thing you know, he's going to say he eats bangers and mash or something.

My mom makes a great bangers and mash or something. My mom makes a great bangers and mash. All right, so your friends recommended that you email us. Why? Well, see, I met this girl named Kelly, right? Okay. And she's fantastic. I mean, just a brilliant girl.

She really is. So I met her in the park. She was walking her dog, right? And this is, just for clarification, this is here in America you met her? Yeah, yeah, yeah okay um we got to chat in you know because she was walking this dalmatian and i mean it's it's just a it was a beautiful little puppy so i had to you know and she's beautiful too so i had to you know try and uh try and have a little conversation with her and let's be honest you have some major self-confidence being here in america with that accent because you were i'm sure killing it with the ladies i mean it doesn't hurt you know let's put it that

way i mean honestly really i'm only interested in kelly's i mean she's just she's she's brilliant she's amazing okay um what was so brilliant about her i think that women in america are a lot more kind you know a little bit more gentle than the average Essex girl. Let's put it that way. And you and I are opposite. That's why I'm always so attracted to British girls. They seem cold and kind of rude. And that's what I like in a woman.

I do. I really love it. That's them in a nutshell, mate. Absolutely. Let's switch places then. So I guess it was just, you know, her kindness. And, you know, she seems really gentle and approachable. And anyway, we got to talking for about, you know, about 45 minutes.

And then eventually agreed to go out on a date, right? That's awesome. So you were excited, obviously, about the date. Yeah. You know, so she picked the restaurant because I have no idea about, you know, where we were or anything. So she picked the place. I said, you know, that's no problem. And everything went really well. I mean, she looked beautiful from head to toe you know amazing we had we had a great meal a great conversation it was fantastic you know and then we agreed to contact

each other again and i've tried and nothing flatline nothing at all okay can you think of any awkward moments on your date that you had with her? I mean, we both speak English, yes, obviously. Thank you. There's still like a little language barrier. You know what we call a boot of a car and the trunk and all of that stuff. Right. So I called her a classy bird. A classy bird.

That doesn't sound very good. It is. She's really classy. I was like, oh, Kelly, you are one classy bird. A classy bird. That doesn't sound very good. Yeah, it really is. Like, she's really classy. I was like, oh, you know, Kelly, you are one classy bird. And she, you know, she kind of looked at me like she's a little bit confused, you know? And then I tried to explain that that was a good thing, and then she's like, yeah, I don't really think it is. So she didn't like being called a classy bird, huh? I don't think she did. No, I think she's too classy to be called a classy bird. In America, just to let you know, classy bird, you replace it with stupid dame. No. No, you don't at all. That would have won her over, man. I mean, I think that's unfair.

I mean, you've called her brilliant. You've called her beautiful. You've called her classy. What more could a girl want? Those are like dream compliments. See, see, now when you list them like that maybe I was just overdoing it, you know?

I don't know. No, no way. Women here are used to nice rack and like that's it. Yeah, well that's a compliment. So and let me ask you this. Are you interested in actually dating her?

Because you said you're on vacation, right? Yeah, but I mean, I travel to America about three or four times a year. Okay. And, you know, I mean, she can always come and visit me. All right. You might be interested in the long distance thing with her. But maybe that's it. Maybe she fell so hard for you that night that she doesn't want to call again

because she can't see herself in a long distance relationship and she doesn't want her heart broken. I think Rick just fell in love with you or something. I just want more time with her, you know? Who knows where it's going to go, right? But at this point in time, I know that I would like to find out, you know? I'd like to be

with her some more. Alright, well, let's see if we can help you. We're going to play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update, okay? Sounds good. Alright, hang on, matey, well, let's see if we can help you. We're going to play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Sounds good. All right, hang on, matey. Okay, that's not even... That was British.

That's a pirate. That was pretty close, right? No. No, not really. Hang on, we'll do it right after this. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning,

second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Brian is on the phone with us. And Brian, I've come to one conclusion. What's that, mate? That you are the worst dater on the planet. What? Whoa.

I hate to break it to you. How'd you come to that? Well, you're an Englishman visiting America, and you got a date with an American girl, and now she's not giving you a call back. That's it? That's back. That's it? That's it. That's it. Because any English dude who goes out with an American girl, always going to get a call

back every single time. I mean, you would think so, you know? You would. I mean, it's almost like shooting fish in a barrel. Right? Oh my gosh. That's why it's so weird to me that you're not getting a call back. Let me just refresh everybody's memory.

So Brian met Kelly out at the park. They went out to go grab some dinner. He says that everything went pretty smoothly except for one moment where he called her a classy bird, and she didn't understand that that was a compliment, and now she's not calling him back. He's in town for how long are you in town for? Another nine days. Another nine days, and he would like to see her again before he heads back to England. So we're going to call her and find out why she's not calling him back.

And, Brian, we never heard. How did the date end? I mean, it ended with a little kiss. Oh, good. And we agreed to call each other. We agreed to see each other again. That's why I'm a little miffed. Gosh, I hate it when British men are miffed.

Yeah, I am miffed. All right, I'm dialing her phone number right now. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Kelly? Yes, this is Kelly. Hey, Kelly, how are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.

I'm sorry, I don't know who that is. Jubal from Brooke and Jubal. It's a radio show? No, not really. Not really? It is a radio show, I promise you, Kelly. That part you don't have to disagree with. Sorry, guys, I really don't know what's going on.

All right. Well, I'll explain it to you. A guy that you went out on a date with emailed us and asked if we could call you. Oh, really? Yeah. His name is Brian. Brian? Yeah. British Brian? Yeah. You can't forget British Brian. Why is he emailing you guys? Because he told us that you guys went out on a date and he really liked you and he's only in town a little while longer and he wanted to see you again, but you're not responding to any of his phone calls or text messages. And he had to call the radio station? Apparently his friends thought it would be a good idea to get a hold of us to see if we could find out why you won't call him back.

That's really weird. Why would anybody do that? Actually, a lot of people do it We have a segment on our show called The Second Date Update And that's exactly what it is Brian's friends told him that it might be a good idea To have us call you and find out what went wrong That's not weird at all You mind telling us what it is then?

I mean He was nice We had a really good date I just don't really want to see him again. Is it because he lives in England? Yeah, a little bit. Okay. I can understand that.

I mean, he said he comes to America a lot, but a long-distance relationship would be tough. I mean, it's not so much the distance, but it's the other part about being from England. What's the other part? Yeah, what other part? The drinking. What do the other part? Yeah, what other part? The drinking. What do you mean the drinking?

Like all the movies I've seen, all the English guys go to the pub after work and just slam beer after beer and get crazy drunk. And I'm not. No, that's not for me. Wait, wait, wait. You're basing your opinion on someone based on movies you've seen? It's not just movies. It's the TV shows.

It's the news reports. It's like the whole English culture is pretty much how they do things. Did he get drunk on your date? No, he didn't get drunk on our date. He was probably just trying to be on his best behavior. So you're telling me that you think that he gets hammered all the time, and that's why you don't want to call him back? Absolutely.

I know English guys. Like, I've seen everything. They go out to the bars, after the pubs, and they get drunk with the guys, and they sing all the British songs, and they make up stuff. I've seen it all. You think that's kind of generalizing him being British a little bit? No. What are you saying? No, that's such a stereotype.

That's like saying he should have bad teeth. Does he have bad teeth? No, he doesn't have bad teeth, but I've seen English culture. I know. Have you been to England? Have you ever visited England? No, but I've seen plenty of TV shows.

All right, so you're convinced that if you were to date this dude, he would just be getting drunk all the time. Okay, you guys keep asking me the same question. I'm telling you, for me, that's you were to date this dude, he would just be getting drunk all the time. Okay, you guys keep asking me the same question. I'm telling you, for me, that's not going to work for me. That's not my lifestyle. I don't want a guy that's going out to the pub every single day with his guys, getting drunk, arrested, phone calls from the police.

That's not me. I'm not doing it. He just jumped. Well, phone calls from the police. He's getting arrested and getting drunk. Did he seem like he was that type of dude on your date? He didn't seem that way, but I mean, he is English. Did you ever, I don't know, ask him if that's what he does every night?

I didn't ask. I don't have to ask. I already know who I have to ask. All right. Well, I'd like to ask him. Well, go ahead. I don't care. Ask him. Okay. Well, I'll ask him right now because, Kelly, he'd like to ask him. Well, go ahead. I don't care. Ask him.

Okay, well, I'll ask him right now because, Kelly, he's actually on the other line listening to this phone call and wants to talk to you. What do you mean he's on the phone? I mean, he's listening in and wants to talk to you. Brian, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Okay, good. You haven't gone to the pub yet. Nice.

Not yet. Oh, my gosh. Hello, Kelly. That was the best hello we've ever had. What is this? When have you learned these mythical things about English boys? What is going through the head of yours? I know English culture, Brian.

I've seen all the movies. I've seen everything. You guys like soccer. After every soccer game, there's a brawl. It's always fighting. I don't want that kind of lifestyle. I'm sorry. I just don't want to. Have you ever been to a football match?

I've been to American football games. I know there's not a ton and gang of people fighting after the game. We don't have fights after the games. I mean, there's know the louts and the hooligans and stuff and it's only like every so often you know it's not it's not like every game is it you know i don't even drink i have a beer like once in a while i don't even i don't even

drink that much oh so just one beer so one beer for breakfast one beer for lunch one beer for breakfast, one beer for lunch, one beer in the evening, one beer for a nightcast. I don't know. I don't know who you've been, what movies you've been watching, and what English blokes have been portrayed like this. But it's not me. It's not me, love. Brian, you are really a good guy. I appreciate you staying sober on a date for me. It was really nice.

But I don't want you to change who you are for me at all. You don't know who I am. Just be who you are. Listen, I don't, I don't, where are you getting all of this from? This is infuriating. I mean, that's like me saying that, you know, that

all Americans like to get out there on their horses and hunt them some pigs and eat them some cheeseburgers. No, it's not all the same, is it? Well, I do have to say a lot of us Americans like getting on our horses and hunting pigs and eating burgers. So you might have got it right there, Brian. Well, howdy. This is getting really ridiculous.

Are we done here? No, Kelly, we're not done yet. I do have a question for you. Would you like to go on a second date with Brian? We will pay for it. One more date before he leaves to go back to London. It's just a culture of thinking. I don't really think I fit in with his ways.

Oh, my God, Kelly. You are missing out on a good guy because of your ignorant stereotype that you have. You have to drop it. I don't think my stereotypes are ignorant or stupid at all. Like, what do you know about my stereotypes? That's why they're my stereotypes. That's how I feel. I don't want to go out with them. So that's my prerogative.

I'm not that guy, Kelly. Give me a chance at least to prove to you that I'm not the, you know, football shorts hooligan that goes out and sings all the loud songs and smashes windows and and you know and and cuts people from from cheek to cheek like i'm not i'm not one of those you know i'm not one of those guys i'm not see that's what i'm talking about i didn't even know you did all

that so that right there scared me he wasn't admitting to doing it he was saying he doesn't do those things kelly're killing me. Kelly. Yeah. I'm sorry to, you know, just pop this phone call on you. And thank you for being honest with us, at least. I appreciate it, guys. But I really don't want to talk to him anymore. Okay, that's fine.

Have a good one, Kelly. Goodbye. All right, see you. Oh, man. Hey, Brian. Yeah. Welcome to America, buddy. Yeah. Broken Chupal in the morning.

Text in at 78592 that says, I'm a redhead. I wonder if that Kelly girl thinks that I'm evil and will steal her soul. Talking about today's second date update. Brian wanted to call a girl named Kelly that he went out with. He's an English dude who's actually in town on vacation. And his friends recommended that he call to do a second date update. He's obviously never heard the show before. We're not huge in London.

I know. Yet. Yet, people. So he called and tried to get in contact with this girl, Kelly, who he went out with. We got her on the phone, and the reason why she didn't want to go out with him again before he left town, he's English,

and she assumes that means he just drinks all day long and he's like a soccer hooligan. Yeah. He's getting in fights and getting drunk all day long. She just didn't want to deal with that in her life. You know, I feel disappointed because the time I've been to England, the only out of control drunk people I saw were other American tourists.

Right? I know. So that's kind of a bummer. I missed out on that one. He made his case over and over again. Like, I'm not, that's not how I am. I barely even drink. But she did not believe him. She's like, yeah, right. You're on good behavior just for our date. They are not going out again. But still, he's getting lots of texts in at 78592 of many people who are interested in going out with an Englishman.

So I think he'll be all right. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind.

Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. $1.4 billion in NFL quarterback contracts. The untold stories behind the biggest deals in football history. I'm AJ Stevens, vice president of client strategy at athletes.

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