Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Can You BLEEP My Name?
Episode Date: September 12, 2014This is the FIRST TIME in the history of Second Date Updates that anybody has actually asked us to BLEEP their name... ALL because of what happened... Could it really be that bad? Find out what went d...own today in the SECOND DATE UPDATE!(Image Courtesy: Allejandro Mallea. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Moving 92.5. or wherever you get your podcasts. It's probably not a good idea to lose your cool
and then yell at your date.
On a first date?
On a first date, yeah.
It's probably a bad idea.
It's Brook and Jubal in the morning on Movie 92.5.
Melanie is on the phone with us right now.
She wants to call a guy named **** for a second date update.
Apparently, they hung out and she ended up losing her cool at some point on the date.
Melanie, how are you?
I'm well.
How are you?
Good.
Don't yell at me.
I'm scared.
I'm just going to ask you a few questions about your date, okay?
I promise.
I'm not going to yell at you.
All right.
I'm just making sure because from the sounds of your email, you have a tendency to about your date, okay? I promise. I'm not going to yell at you. Alright. I'm just making sure
because from the sounds of your email, you have a
tendency to blow your top pretty quickly.
Sometimes,
but I mean, I was really pissed off
and if you were in that situation, you would have done it too.
Alright. Well,
why don't we talk about your date a little bit before we
get into how you sort of lost your
cool. So you met this guy at a friend's
party?
Yeah, my friend decided to have a big like birthday bash the weekend of her birthday.
And I ended up talking to this guy for quite a while.
Did he ask you out or did you make the move?
Well, I mean, he started talking to me, which was cool. But I was the one that was like, you know, what are you doing tomorrow? Okay.
And I was like, well, we can get a drink.
And that's when you yelled at him.
Put him in his place.
So you guys ended up going out.
What did you do for your date?
We went out to a bar that I go to a lot.
They have live music.
So we were able to dance
and we had a lot of fun.
A lot of fun.
Any weird things happen on your date while you were out?
Not while we were out.
Everything was really fun.
He was super funny, teamed up for a good time.
It was really fun, yeah.
Now, your email says that you ended up back at your place, and that's when you sort of lost it.
What does that mean?
Yeah.
Well, we were just kind of having fun.
Showing each other good times.
Having fun, you mean jumping up and down on the bed?
Pillow fight.
Yeah, what do you mean?
No, we were on our way to that.
We were making out, and it kind of got hot and heavy.
And I was like, I'm going to go change in the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
I was going to take some clothing off.
Anyway, yeah yeah i was really
it sounds like everything's going great oh yeah everything was hot and heavy it was wonderful
so you went to the bathroom removed your socks or whatever you were doing taking off some clothes
and then what was his reaction when you came out of the bathroom?
I came out of the bathroom and he was at my front door with his jacket on, his shoes on.
Okay.
And I was like, hey, dear, what's up? What's going on?
And he was like, hey, listen, I got to go. Something came up. Let's hang out soon.
And that's when I kind of freaked out, I guess you could say.
I was like, what the f*** is your problem?
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
You can't... So you started yelling at him.
Get back in here and do me now!
How dare you leave!
How long were you in the bathroom for?
Was it a long time?
No.
I mean, all I did was take off my clothes.
I might have, like, brushed my hair.
So, less than three minutes.
What did he do when you started yelling at him?
He was just like, you know, I just have to go.
He got a little awkward.
Yeah.
And then I was like, oh, and you're not even going to kiss me.
And then that's when he opened the door.
I mean, I'm like not in much.
He just opened my front door and walks out.
Did he say goodbye or was it at that point like, oh my God, this girl is yelling at me and I'm just going to close the door and leave?
As he was like closing the door, he was like, okay, okay, let's talk soon.
Just kind of mumbling over everything that I was saying.
Did he give a reason why he was leaving besides I just have to go?
Something came up. Something came up.
Now, Melanie, you obviously want a second date with him.
Do you feel bad about what you did, about yelling at him?
Do you want to apologize?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not apologizing.
It was really weird.
It was such a weird circumstance to come out and see him leaving as I'm getting ready to get it on.
So, no, I don't feel bad about it.
I'm very curious as to why he did it, but, I mean, he's really hot and fun,
and I'm definitely down to continue.
Well, that's what I was going to ask you.
Do you want a second date, or are you just calling to figure out
why he would leave when you're clearly primed and ready to go?
I think it totally depends on why he had to
leave like if it was something personal like if things couldn't get up just things weren't working
i mean that's a whole other conversation that someone has to have is there anything in your
apartment that he could have like anything weird that he could have seen while you were in the
bathroom or you do you have a roommate that might have... Nope, I don't have a roommate.
I mean, if he in three minutes was able to go into my bedroom and find all my sex toys.
All right, Melanie, you about ready to make the call for your second date update?
Yes.
I think I know exactly why he's not calling you back, by the way.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
Nothing is more annoying to me than a woman who wants to have sex with me.
Hate it. Bugs
me to no end.
Gosh, it is annoying.
If you're just tuning in
to the Second Date Update, Melanie wants us to call this guy
named ****. Now, her and **** met at a friend's
party. They ended up going out the night after.
Had fun. Drank a little bit. Got back
to her place. We're making out.
Things were getting, like like next level-ish
where it was about to get really serious.
So she went in the bathroom to take off some clothes.
By the time she came back out,
he was already at the door about to leave.
And that's when Melanie sort of lost her cool
and started yelling at him like,
get back in here.
What the f*** is wrong with you?
We're thinking that might've been
the ultimate turnoff for him,
but we're mostly curious as to why he would leave,
especially in a situation like that.
Most guys would stay
at the end of these things you know after
I get you guys both on the phone I always go hey
do you want to go on a second date do you want me to ask for a second date
or do you just want me to go hey I'll pay for you guys to get a
hotel room so that Melanie can get
her needs met since you left
the other night no I would love to
go on a second date I think that'd be really fun
if he wanted to take things slower
I'd be down to try and get
back. You're down with whatever. I like you,
Melanie. You're not afraid to say what you want.
I like that. I wouldn't have ran from you.
Melanie, if you're not, I can just have him send a picture
and you can do your thing by yourself.
We will get you taken care of here,
Melanie. Alright, you about ready to call?
Okay, I appreciate that.
I'm going to dial the phone number right now.
Hi, can I speak to D***, please?
Yes.
How are you?
This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning.
Um.
You recently went out on a date with one of our listeners,
and they want us to call you. name is melanie uh-huh melanie emailed us because she said she enjoyed your time together
obviously you know that because you left her at a very vulnerable vulnerable spot and she said that
she kind of yelled at you before you left um Is that the reason that you're not calling her back?
Or was she moving too fast for you?
I don't want to talk about this.
Okay.
Is it something embarrassing?
Really, I could get in some trouble.
Get in trouble.
Look, I don't need you to say much melanie just wants to
know why you would leave if you can do us that favor that's cool we'll get you off the phone i
appreciate you at least talking to us but melanie is really curious because she liked you and she's
wondering if she did something to make you feel uncomfortable you know she wants to say i'm sorry
for that and she actually would really like to see you again because she thought you were a cool guy.
Okay.
If I say anything or if you guys are going to use this, I need you to bleep out my name.
You want us to not use your name? You want us to bleep out your name?
What?
Yeah.
Because I want to be fair to Melanie and everything.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
I can promise you that.
We'll bleep out your name when we actually air this.
Okay.
So what's the reason that you don't want to call Melanie back then?
Man, the thing is, I'm married.
What?
I have a wife.
Yeah.
You're married? You a**hole. Yeah. You're married? You
a**hole. Yeah. What the hell are you
doing, dude? Okay.
Oh my god.
Hey,
that's Melanie. She's actually on the phone.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude.
Oh. Listen, I was trying to
do the right thing, you know.
Oh my god. You're f***ing disgusting, dude. That the right thing, you know. Oh, my God.
You're f***ing disgusting, dude.
That's so awful.
I know.
I know.
It was the wrong thing to do.
It was bad.
And I wanted to get out of there before I did anything that was worse.
And the only reason I'm talking to you now is that I feel like trying to be respectful to you.
Respect me?
Respect me?
That goes back to, like, you respecting your wife and not going on dates with girls because you're married.
Listen, my life is a little complicated right now, Melanie.
I'm trying to do the right thing with this, you know?
I think you're failing at it, so.
Well, hey, at least he didn't finish the deed, right?
I mean, so, Jared, what happened?
It's not like we slept together, and then I never called you back or anything like that, you know?
So, take me through your thought process, then.
You meet this girl at a friend's party, and you have a wife.
Why even go out with her the next day?
Oh, s***. a friend's party and you have a wife why even go out with her the next day uh things with my wife
and i are just not in the best place but you know there hasn't been there hasn't been like the
physical intimacy that we used to have and marriages are hard sometimes we're going through
a hard time and melanie i'm really sorry i'm really sorry for your wife i feel awful i feel
awful for your wife i feel sorry for you that you are who you are you're an awful person
wow that's an awful lot of judgment but uh you don't really know the whole story about things
so yeah not only did you not do the right thing but now you're making melanie the side piece who's
involved in this horrible situation?
Why don't you just stay home and try to actually
work on your marriage, dude? Exactly.
There's too much tail out there.
Why do it?
You say you're having a hard time, but
what are you doing to try to make it better?
Well, I mean, that's a lot of personal stuff
that I think doesn't have to do with the situation
with Melanie here.
Yeah, weasel your way out of that one, too.
You're really good at that.
So, you feel bad,
and you just wanted to let Melanie know.
Yeah, it's nothing about her personally.
She's great, and if I was single,
I absolutely would have stayed.
Ew.
Ew.
Well, at this point, I'd like to ask if you guys would go on a second date.
No, bro.
Hey, you can't do that.
I have to do it every time.
No, you don't have to do it.
Yes, I have no choice.
Yes, you have lots of choices.
No, I don't have any choice.
This is what we do at the end of second date updates.
Would you like to go out with Melanie again?
We'll pay for it.
Yeah, I can answer for both of us there.
No.
No? Yeah. Good choice f*** no. No?
Yeah.
Good choice.
You sure, Melanie?
God, you're such a sly mo.
Oh, I think I'm pretty,
I think I'm pretty sure.
All right.
Hey, d***,
thank you for at least
being honest with Melanie
so she knows why you left.
Yeah.
Melanie, again,
I have to say that
I'm really sorry about this.
And if things don't work out
for me in the future, do you think I could give you a call?
Like, down the line a little bit?
Yeah, I got it.
I changed my number, though.
It's 1-800-GO-F***-YOURSELF.
We're so done with new year, new you.
This year, it's more you on Bumble.
More of you shamelessly sending playlists,
especially that one filled with show tunes.
More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.
More of you dating with intention because you know what you want.
And you know what? We love that for you.
Someone else will too.
Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And
we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal
finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other
crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.
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