Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Car Dealership Love

Episode Date: August 21, 2019

Not every "bad boy" can have their own sweet ride... The next level down is a bad boy with a sweet USED car... And a level down from that is a bad boy who SELLS used cars... and that's the type of bad boy we meet in today's Second Date Update. Find out how this car lot "Casanova" stole a lady's heart...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. In today's Second Date Update, we'll try to answer the age-old question, is it possible to find love at a used car lot? I know for me I haven't found love, but I have found that if you're willing to put in the effort and add a little elbow grease to the situation, you can get that deal down by at least $100. No wonder you love buying new cars all the time. Gotta be willing to do the work, though.

Sort of like Alice, who's on the phone to do a second date update right now. She thinks she might have found love at a used car lot. For real? Yep. What's up, Alice? How are you? Hi, I'm good. How are you? Pretty good. So your email said that you met the dude you want to call today while buying a used car. That is true. And all I can see in my head

is a really bad suit and really greasy hair. No, he was a good-looking guy. I still don't believe you, but okay, continue. What's his name? Dent. Dents? Like, you're dense in the head? No, dents, D-E-N-T.

Dent. His name is Dent, and he works at a car lot. Shut up. No way. It's funny, I think. I guess he was born for the job. Alright, so tell us a little bit about Dent. So I was shopping for a new car, looking for something a little bit

bigger, and we kind of just hit it off. And he asked me out for coffee. And we went out. And I have two kids, which can sometimes be an issue. Did you bring them along for coffee? No. They weren't with me at the time. But I didn't know how to bring it up because we just met.

I didn't know if dating someone with two kids was going to be a thing. I feel like he's a guy named Dent from a used car lot. He should just be lucky he's on a date. No, he was really cute. He was really funny. Okay, so Dent has a lot to offer. What did you like about Dent so much? I just liked talking to him about random things.

Okay, what did you guys talk about while you were having coffee? What's a highlight from your coffee date? We both really like long-distance running. Really? Wow. So you're both big runners. That's something that you probably didn't realize you would have in common with someone like him. Right, exactly.

And the conversation just went smooth. He even complimented me. What did he say? What did he compliment you on? Like, you have great taste in automobiles, let me tell you. No. When I finally told him that I had

kids, he told me that I didn't look like a mom. That's not a compliment. Hey, that's an insult to moms everywhere, Dent. It's like a backhanded compliment. I don't know. It's saying you haven't let yourself go like most moms is what it's saying.

No, I think he was trying to be complimentary. I didn't say it in the right way. Okay. All right. So did you go to coffee right after you were looking at the car? Yes. Okay. And so did you go back to the lot after? No, I told him after coffee that I would need to take some time to think about the car. Dude, he couldn't even close the car deal on a coffee date. No, I don't know. I just wasn't sure at that time. Okay.

Have you made a decision on the car? Did you ever figure that out with him? Yeah, I ended up going back and getting the car, but he wasn't there at the time. So I just bought it from one of his other coworkers. What? Yeah, I left him a note saying to give me a call. Okay.

Well, that's probably why he's not calling you back. Because I didn't buy the car from him? Yeah, of course. He gets commission off that. Yeah, but I think he asked me out for coffee because he liked me, not because he's trying to sell me a car. Well, it doesn't matter. I mean, even if he did like you, the fact that you wouldn't go through him and he loses

his commission, I would never call you again. Whoa! I couldn't do it. I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it like that. I don't know. When you have two kids, your brain gets foggy. I just went.

I needed a car. Yeah, I don't know. Alice, it sounds like you're a sweet mom of two that is good looking and you just got scammed is what it sounds like to me. Wow. I'm just saying. I mean, maybe, yes. Maybe he's not calling me back because I didn't buy a car from him or maybe he's not calling me back because I have two kids.

I don't know. But I just think that I wish he said something. Either reason is really crappy. I just want to let you know. So has he gotten back to you at all? No. You haven't heard anything from him, and how long has it been? Five days.

Five days with no call from Dent. I'm sorry about that. All right. Well, play a song, come back, call him, and get your second date update, all right? All right. Thank you. Okay. Hang on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. I just have one question for the woman who's on the phone for a second date update today. Alice? Yes? What is it going to take for me to get you into a date? What's it going to take?

What do you mean? What do I got to do? What do I got to do to get you into this second date update? If you're wondering why I'm asking Alice that, that's because she met the guy that she wants to call today at a used car lot. He was actually the guy trying to sell her a car. His name is Dent. And she went there looking for a car.

They bonded a little bit, then went for coffee. And she didn't buy a car from him that day. But she did go back to the dealership the next day and buy from another salesman. And now Dent isn't calling her back. So she fears that maybe the reason he's not calling is because she bought a car from a different dude. I'm still not sure that he thought that your guys' coffee date was actually a date.

I never heard. How did you guys end stuff? We just kind of said, like, we'll be in touch with each other. Over the car or over another date? I guess it was unclear. Okay. That sounds like a really romantic ending to the whole thing. All right. Well, I'm going to dial his phone number right now, see if we can get Dent

on the phone and make a deal. You ready? Okay. Yes. Okay. Hello? Hey, may I speak to Dent, please? This is Dent. Hey, Dent, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Um, who is this? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, how'd you guys get my number?

What's going on? Well, I got your number because I'm in the market for a Toyota Tercel. Oh, stop it. 1985, if you got it. Um, okay. Unfortunately, we don't have anything like that specifically on the lot right now. No, Dent. Dent, I'm actually not calling about a Toyota Tercel.

No one is ever calling about a Toyota Tercel. Let's just say that right now. Okay, then what are you calling me about? Well, I'm calling because you recently went on a date with somebody, and they emailed us to get a hold of you. Okay. I'm on a date? Yeah. We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update.

So you went out with a girl named Alice for coffee a little while ago. Oh, okay. Okay, I think I know what you guys are talking about. Okay. Okay, good. So you what you guys are talking about. Okay. Okay, good. So you know Alice and you remember Alice? Yeah, I think so. If I'm thinking of the right person, yeah, I remember her. She's the one that wanted to buy a car from you, but then didn't buy a car from you? Yeah, how could I forget that?

It sounds like you're not happy about that. Well, I am a car salesman, and we talked about buying a car, and then she didn't buy a car. So, yeah. Is that the reason that you're not calling her back because she didn't buy a car from you? Okay, so let me just backtrack and explain what's going on here. So, yeah, I'm a car salesman, and yes, we talked about buying a car and went out to coffee. But here's the thing. I'm one of the best car salesmen on the lot.

And then there's also like, I'll call him my rival. But actually, he's not really like my arch rival or anything. He's like one of my best friends. We're like total bros. And kid you not, we seriously go one, two every month back and forth with deals and commissions and sales, yada, yada, yada, yada. It sounds like an exciting relationship you guys have. Yeah, he's my best friend. It's always fun to bounce back and forth and be like, ha, ha, beat ya.

Okay. Okay. And what does he have to do with any of this? So the guy she went and got the car from, after I set her up, set everything up, and was like, yeah, I'm just going to get this sale in, she bought it from him. Oh, so you're pissed because she gave that dude a sale over you. I mean, it wasn't even that. That car sale is what put him over the month, and then so I ended up losing the month to him.

Oh, that sucks. And on top of everything, he gets this big bonus that I've been so close to getting every month. So yeah, he walks away with my bonus, gets the deal, and he's constantly rubbing this in my face and won't let it go. Wait, no. Can we all pause for a second? I mean, yeah, that sucks for work, but romantically you didn't like the girl? Like, I don't get why that has anything to do with her. She didn't know any of that.

I never said I liked her romantically, though. Oh. Well, she feels different. She thought that you were into her. Yeah. Look, I wasn't romantically interested though. Oh. Well, she feels different. She thought that you were into her. Yeah. Look, I wasn't romantically interested. I'm gay. What?

Oh. Whoa. Well, doesn't that change everything? That came out of nowhere. Why did we just start there? Apparently, nobody picked up on that, and she obviously didn't pick up on that. Oh. Yeah, so, like, sorry if that, that like didn't get communicated but yeah it was like

no intention to her really nice girl and everything but yeah there's no way that's gonna work out you know who'd be really surprised to hear that's alice and she's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you what are you talking about she's on the phone yes she is alice you there hi hey uh dent is gay if you didn't hear that um yeah didn't really get that vibe from you when you asked me out for coffee and were flirting with me but i guess that makes me feel better i don't know yeah sorry about that i mean like no offense to you just yeah yeah i don't maybe maybe there were signs that i didn't pick up on them but i mean i would hope so like i talked about my partner half the time i thought you're talking

about your business partner no talking about my husband oh my god dude you really you really weren't trying to pick up on her jen no i still thought like maybe you were like well still leading her on just for the sale, but if you're talking about your partner half the time... Well, then I don't understand why you said

you thought I was attractive. I mean, like, you are. You're a pretty woman, but, yeah, it's just... I can look at someone and say they're pretty, can't I? I don't know.

Does your partner approve of that dent? I mean, heck, we go out on coffee ourselves and we look at people and say who's hot and who's not and who's pretty. So why couldn't I? Okay. Right? I mean, heck, we go out on coffee ourselves and we look at people and say who's hot and who's not and who's pretty.

So why couldn't I? Okay. I guess I was just confused. I thought you liked me more than that. Oh, I'm sorry about that. But you know who might actually be interested,

might be able to help you out there? The guy you bought the car from? Yeah. I can guarantee you he's single and he would be interested ever since you bought the car he hasn't shut up about it or you oh wow really whoa you are quite the salesman dent see see thank you he's getting you have my bonus for, sorry. You still lose out on the bonus. But Alice, would you like to go on a second date with Dent to the car lot to meet that

other dude that sold you the car so you could go out with him maybe? Ooh. You know what? Why not? Yay! Awesome. I love playing matchmaker. I can promise you I will get you guys in contact within like the next hour.

Oh, wow. Okay. You do work quick, Dent. That's my specialty. All right. I'll tell you guys in contact within like the next hour. You do work quick, Dent. That's my specialty. All right. I'll tell you what, Alice, congratulations. I think you got a second date out of the second date update. Yes, I did.

Yeah. Yeah. Not what I was expecting, but. But it turned out wonderful. I hope so. And Dent, next time I buy a car, I'm buying it from you. Oh. For sure.

Oh. Well, if you're talking about that Tercel we talked about a little bit ago, I don't have that in stock, but I can set it up. I guarantee you in the next few days. Wonderful. Let's do it, Dent. Get Alice a date. Get me a Tercel.

This is a great second date update. Yes! Broken Jubal in the morning. Everybody is texting in at 78592 saying, Alice, the girl from today's second date update, has horrible gaydar. Some people just don't have it. Some people just can't tell.

If you missed today's second date update, this girl named Alice wanted to call a dude named Dent. He works actually at a car dealership and she went there to look at a car and then they ended up having coffee and she thought that he was really into her. And then he stopped calling her back. Well, we found out that one reason that he was kind of upset

was because she didn't buy the car from him that day. She came back and bought it, like, the day after from his rival. Which is, like, not even rival or not. That's a slap in the face for anybody making commissions. Oh, yeah. Come on. I do all the work, and you give it to him, right? Yes. So she bought it from somebody else, and that's, like, his friend,

but they always go back and forth, like, I got the bonus this month and you didn't So he ended up getting his bonus and Dent didn't get his but also Dent's gay And even the whole time I guess while they were having coffee He was talking about his partner and she just thought he was talking About a business partner didn't pick up on the fact that dent isn't into her or any woman nowadays i actually if i hear partner i never assume work i always assume it's a partner partner yeah and then they could be

talking about a work partner sure i don't know that's so good that you're open about it and you're like he's like no that that's my business partner Yeah, yeah Yeah No dent dent was gay and not interested But we did find out that the dude that she did buy a car from is actually interested in her It's like you won't shut up about you. So he wants to play matchmaker and set them up on a date Like win twice. Yeah And the girl but doesn't care about the girl. Yeah, he's got the money and the girl. And the girl. But Dent doesn't care about the girl.

He just would rather have the money. He works on commission. He's like, hello. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Move in 92.5. Brooke and Jewel in the mornings.

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