Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Cash on the Seat

Episode Date: December 28, 2016

Jubal has done some terrible things in the middle of his dates: (drank too much, made the girl pay, hit on other women...) but he's NEVER secretly snuck away in the middle of a date. That's one happened to one of our listeners. And we need to find out WHY! Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: frankieleon. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Go to InTheLoopSingles.com today. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. When you go out on a first date, you learn a lot about the other person, their likes and dislikes. What TV shows they might like. And people are very passionate about their TV. Like I know for me, if you

disrespect New Girl, I will gut you like a fish. Because you're just so adorkable. I will come across the table. I've actually choked someone out at a restaurant before because they disrespected New Girl. It wasn't even the person I was out with. It was somebody three tables down. I heard them say they didn't like it. Anyway, that's the reason that Sherman,

who's on the phone today to do a second date update, thinks that his date ditched him in the middle of their date. What? Because he disrespected her TV show. Oh. Isn't that right, Sherman? That's the only thing I can think of. Did she, like, throw her drink in your face

as she stormed out of the restaurant? No, none of that. I went to the bathroom, and then I came back, and she was gone, and she, like, left, like, a pile of money at my seat to pay for the meal. So you got ditched in the middle of your date. Your email said the only thing you could think of was an argument about TV. What happened before she ditched you? I mean, we're talking about TV shows and shows we liked and stuff,

and she brought up Real Housewives. And I kind of chuckled at that, and I kind of made fun of her for a little bit, but I was just joking. Like how bad did you make fun of her? Well, I mean, when she said I watched Real Housewives, I was like, you really watched that trash? And I was kind of, I don't know, I don't think she liked it, but I was joking. Did she laugh about that or did she seem legitimately pissed off at you?

I feel like she was more upset than she was happy about it. And how long after you made that comment did she ditch you in the middle of your date? I'd say we talked for another five, ten minutes, and then I had to go make a restroom break. Okay, so let's back up just a little bit. Up until the TV discussion, you're saying everything was fine on your date? Everything seemed cool, yeah. We met at the restaurant, got our appetizers. We had some small conversations.

We were talking about likes and dislikes and stuff. I thought it was going fine. You'd never met this girl before. This is like a blind date or someone you met online? Yeah, it was a blind date situation. Her friend is my neighbor, and I was just talking to my neighbor one day about how, you know, I'm single and, you know, ready to mingle and stuff. And then he was like, you should meet my friend.

And then she seemed down to meet up. So we met up. And I thought it was going great. Until you dropped the hammer on her about Real Housewives. So when you got back to the table and you saw a pile of cash sitting there and your date gone, what'd you do? I just kind of sat there and just waited. I thought maybe she went to the valet or maybe she wanted to go on a smoke break or something. And probably like 15 minutes in, I realized, ugh, I got ditched.

So did you try to call her or text her or anything? Yeah, I was trying to text, you know, making sure things were cool. And I was like, hey, did I offend you with the housewives thing? You know, it was just a joke, certain things like that. But she just hasn't responded back. So you've heard nothing from her other than coming back to the table, finding cash, and no date.

Yeah, cash on the seat, and she was gone. Do you actually want to talk to a woman who would be so offended by anyone talking trash about housewives again, though? Well, I don't think she realized I was joking about the housewives thing. Like, I don't mind housewives.

It's just, you know, it's cool to hate. It's a fun show to hate on. It is. It's very fun to hate on that. It's easy. But do you want to call somebody who ditched you in the middle of a date because of it? Yeah. I mean, like, she was really cool.

She was beautiful. She was smart. We laughed and stuff. Like, I wouldn't mind a second date if it's at all possible. Huh. And I think the housewives thing was the cause, but honestly, I'm not sure. It could have been anything. So I just kind of want to get some closure on this and figure out what exactly, like, what did I do?

Yeah, it would be confusing if somebody left me in the middle of the day. I mean, it's never happened. But if it did happen, it would bother you a lot because you're like, what did I do that was so wrong? She couldn't even handle hanging out with me for like another hour until we finished dinner? Yeah, exactly. Like, I want to know exactly what went wrong. And, you know, if I can get a second date, great. But if not, I at least want to get some closure on this whole thing. That's understandable. It's just hard for me to believe that anyone who's a fan of Housewives doesn't understand also how ridiculous it is. I think you did something else. I don't think I did anything else, but it's the only thing

I can think of right now, like I said. All right, well, let's find out then. We're going to play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, all right? All right, sounds good.

All right, hold on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Sherman is on the phone with us. He recently went out

with a girl named Sarah. While they were at dinner, he got up to use the bathroom, came back, she was gone, there was cash left behind on the table, and that's the last he's heard of her. Tried to text her, call her, and heard nothing back. I do have a question for Sherman before we get her on the phone and find out what went wrong. Sherman, let me ask you this. When you came back to the table and your date was gone, were there any ashes or bird marks anywhere around the table?

No, that's what I noticed. Because I've heard this happening before. Sometimes people will spontaneously combust. And I'm thinking that might have happened. Oh, my God. And the money just flew out of her pocket from the explosion. Right. I'm sure she survived.

You think she survived? I don't know. Because you haven't heard anything from her. It's all speculation at this point. She could have combusted and turned into the money. Oh. I've heard of that happening, too. I've never.

There's all kinds of things, Sherman. That'd be a good superpower. Yeah. No kidding. The only thing Sherman can think of that went wrong is they got into a little disagreement about the TV show Real Housewives. She said she watches it. He made a joke like, I can't believe you watch thatwives. She said she watches it. He made a

joke like, I can't believe you watch that trash. And she seemed legitimately offended. It was shortly after that that she left, right? Right. Okay. I'm going to call her right now, get her on the phone and find out what went wrong. You ready? Appreciate it. Thank you. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is Sarah there? Speaking. Hey, Sarah, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Sorry, who? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Nice to meet you. Why are you guys calling me? Well, because somebody emailed us about you somebody emailed you about me yep who his name is sherman

sherman yep and you recently went out on a date with him and then oh my god you ditched him in the middle of your date. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I don't want to talk about that f***ing weirdo. What? Wow. Can you just talk to us for a second, please? Because he's wondering why you would ditch him in the middle of the date.

He thought it was because he insulted real housewives. What? Yeah, he said that you guys were talking at the dinner table, and then you made a comment of how you watched that show, and he said that show's garbage, and then it was after that that you guys were talking at the dinner table and then you made a comment of how you watch that show and he said that show's garbage and then it was after that that you left so that's the only thing you could think of oh my god that's the only thing you could think of yeah yeah i left because of a tv show that is so stupid i take it that's not the answer see so now would you like to defend yourself and tell us why you left yeah yeah i have a very good reason okay what

happened so we're on the date whatever we're talking it's fine i'm trying to get over the fact that his name's sherman it's fine whatever i didn't even think about that being a problem he gets up to go to the bathroom i'm sitting there and this girl leans over next to us and she's like, I'm so sorry to interrupt you. I know this is going to sound really weird, but I know that guy

and you can't date him. And I'm like, oh, okay. What? She's like, his name's Sherman. My friend, my friend dated him

a few years ago and within a couple of weeks he slept with her mother what whoa that is a huge accusation that you just got from a stranger i know i'm like okay what do i do with this and i just i was totally grossed out i wanted to throw up and i was like if it was enough for this woman to interrupt our date and like pull me pull me aside, then, you know, she's looking out for me. Yeah. And to be honest, like, it kind of fit.

Like, when I was looking at this guy, I'm like, yeah, he probably is a mother****er. Literally. Sarah, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, though. Do you think that that girl could have been, like, an ex-girlfriend who's just kind of hating on him? Yeah. Well, I mean, I thought that at first, but it's just her tone and everything. Like, it's just, you know, why would she say that?

I just, it was all too weird, and I had to just get out of there. Have you left in the middle of a date before? No, I've never had this happen to me before. I mean, it's not like the guy was dangerous or anything. He just has a crazy ex story. It made me nauseous. Yeah. I just pictured him, like, knocking boots with my mom, and I wanted to bark.

That's what I was going to say. At that point, Sarah, you've got to think about your mom. It's not even about you. You've got to get out of there. Otherwise, who knows what this guy's going to be up to. And he was weird. He was weird when I talked about how I liked Housewives

and now I understand why. Hey, Sarah. Oh, my God. Yes. Thank you for sharing. I appreciate that. Yeah, you're welcome. I do also have to tell you

that Sherman is actually listening on the other line, though. What the f***? Yep. Sherm, you there? It's not as black and white as that you know it's not as simple as just you know sleeping with somebody and the mom it's not it's not it's not as black and white as that oh my god you slept with uh you slept with your mom like that really happened you know there are a lot of things happening like that go into this story that make this story complete. So it's true.

You only have certain bits and pieces of it. Okay, so it's true. Can we hear the rest of it then? No, I mean, that's all one side of the story. It's not as black and white as that. And that's the thing with that. I can't just turn it around and be known as just one thing. Yeah, but we should hear the other side of the story then, don't you think?

Don't you want to defend yourself? I don't think you're going to hear it right now, because I feel like you're just going to turn it against me right now. No. I think what you did is a great thing. Oh, my gosh. No, you do not. Sherman, that is so gross.

I don't know what the big deal is. Like, people get into relationships all the time. They get all messy. I've been cheated on before. You know, I'm sure Sarah's been cheated on before. It happens. It's part of life. Everyone just needs to get on with their lives like I'm trying to do.

I've been cheated on before, but nobody had sex with my mom. Yeah. That's the difference. That's the point. I've never had sex with your mom. Well, I know someone has. My dad has. Maybe somebody else.

I've never asked her about her history that much, but I'm saying nobody's ever cheated on me with one of my parents. How did it happen, Sherman? I don't want to talk about this. This is all the f***ing past. Why are we bringing up past bulls***, alright? I'm trying to move forward. I'm trying to get on to a second date with a new relationship with new people. I get it,

Sherman. I get it. Why do I keep bringing back old stuff all the f***ing time? If you're not going to comment on it, Sherman, then Sarah, would you like to comment? Aren't you curious? Yeah, I think he's a nasty perv and it all lines up. He was wearing that icky cardigan on our date.

That's the one thing I know. Dudes that wear cardigans, they always hump moms. That is a red flag right there. Yeah, he looks like Mr. Rogers. He's a pervert. I'm not a pervert. There's no children involved in this. Except for the daughter of the mother.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, adults. This isn't like children. This isn't like underage people. Sherman. Everything was legal. Everything was consensual. Now you're just trying to make me look bad.

This is what I said. This isn't what I wanted to be happening right now. All right, well, let me get this wrapped up for you then, Sherman. Sarah, would you like to go out on a second date with Sherman? We'll pay for it.

Are you f***ing kidding me? I'm not sleeping with some dude that slept with his girlfriend's mom. Sherman, thanks for your time, man. I promise we're not laughing at you. We just want to know how it happened. That's all.

Jubal, ask me again and I'll f*** your mom. And if you tell me how you did that, girl's mom, I will let you f*** my mom. That's how bad I want to know. What is wrong with you? Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right.

I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon,

listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story.

Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.