Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Celebrity Encounters

Episode Date: October 11, 2017

What started off as an innocent sushi date ended up with Billy accusing Rachel of having herpes! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and then you end up later on being like, I can't believe I did that on a first date. What? Why are you being so creepy? What's the music? Well, that's what Rachel said. She sent us an email and said she did something that she never does on a first date with the dude that she wants to call today. Rachel, what was the naughty little thing that you did?

Well, I don't know if it's like a naughty little thing, but I had sushi for the first time. Wait, you ate sushi was your naughty thing? I was hit. Two balls. Whose sushi was it naughty thing? I always did. Two bowls. Whose sushi was it? I guess the naughty part. I don't know if you want like the long or the short version of this, but it wasn't my most graceful moment.

Oh. Okay. So you've never had sushi before. You had it for the first time on this date. Right, yeah. So I meet this guy at a bowling alley. Friends of mine are having a birthday party. Let me stop you right there. You didn't eat sushi at a bowling alley. Friends of mine are having a birthday party. Let me stop you right there.

You didn't eat sushi at a bowling alley, did you? Yeah, that would be a really bad mistake. Okay. Whoa. That is super risky. No, no, no. I'm with a strong bowler, and I sort of just hung out at the bar with another friend of mine. And, like, there was another guy with his friend there.

And he asked me out, gave him my number, and then he invites me out on this date. So immediately I start like looking at the guy on social media just to get a sense of like if he's a chainsaw murderer or not. Right. Right. You're doing your due diligence before you meet up with him. Exactly. Did you find something weird on his social media pages? No.

I got even more nervous because I'm looking at his social media and there's like pictures of him. It looks like all over the world, like hiking in Fiji and canoeing. So now you've like built this guy up in your head even more. Right. He's like the Dos Equis guy in my mind. That's pretty cool. You went on a date with the Dos Equis guy. What were you feeling leading up to your date then? I got nervous, and I just wanted to sort of be impressive. So when the idea of sushi was proposed, I didn't admit that I hadn't ever done it. Oh.

I was like, that sounds great. Of course. You're like, of course. I haven't had sushi since I was traveling in Japan, hiking Mount Fuji. Yeah. So yeah, we go, and then finally I'm looking at the menu, and it's Greek to me.

I'm sort of like... No, it's probably Japanese. No, it's an expression. I'm like subtly looking for like the word cook, and I'm not finding it. You're like, I'll have the teriyaki chicken. Thank you very much. I talked to my girlfriend.

She was just like, dude, just order the teriyaki chicken. Well you very much. I talked to my girlfriend. She was just like, dude, just order the teriyaki chicken. Well, this place is so, like, Japanese-y that there is no teriyaki chicken, you know? It's a super-large. Okay. So I admitted to him. I was like, you know what? Why don't you just take over with the ordering?

I'm going to be honest. I've never had sushi. So whatever you think is, like, best introduction oh that's great totally open to i bet he'd be excited about that you know he gets to show you something new so then he's like ordering eel rolls and i i didn't know like people ate eel it's just you know it feels weird that's a tough one for your first time yeah and these bites seemed like outrageous and he's gracefully eating sushi putting the whole thing in his mouth so of course Tough one for your first time. Yeah. And these bites seemed, like, outrageous. And he's gracefully eating sushi.

He's putting the whole thing in his mouth. So, of course, I tried to put the whole thing in my mouth, and immediately I'm like, oh, God, no, please. I can't, like. Like, my cheeks are as big as they get. I'm covering my mouth with my napkin because whatever is in there is, like, trying to push its way out. Oh, man. Did you spit it all over the table? No, no. The first attempt ended up in my napkin. Oh yeah.

And you can't do that low-key. Like he knew, right, that you spit it out? No, because he's like studying me as I take my first bite of sushi. You know? Oh, all intent. The chopsticks were awful. Like I don't know how anyone feels for eating with these toothpick things. Like, I don't get it. Well, how did everything end with you guys?

Did he seem just disgusted that you didn't know how to work chopsticks? No, I tried to, like, distract him with the chat, and so we started talking about celebrity and talent. Oh, cool. Did you have any impressive stories to share? Yeah. I got caught smoking weed by Tom Hanks backstage at a concert when I was younger. Oh, that's rad. Cool. He seems like the kind of

guy that would have just sat next to you and smoked some weed with you. Oh my God. He was super cool. I felt like I got busted by my dad. He's like the most lovable person on the planet too. He was great. Yeah. He was super great. I think that's an impressive story. He's like the most lovable person on the planet, too. He was great. Yeah, he was super great. I think that's an impressive story. That's what I would have thought until we got to the end of the date and went out of the restaurant. And I thought he was going in for a kiss. And I leaned forward and he planted one on my forehead.

Oh. That could be cute or like. That's like a parent kissing. Yeah, that's how I feel, too. planted one on my forehead. Oh. That could be huge. That's like a parent kissing. Yeah, that's how I feel too. It felt like a kiss-off kiss in a way, you know? Yeah. But maybe he just doesn't kiss on the first date.

Yeah, I thought maybe he just wasn't attracted to me and, you know, all of this stuff. But then why did he ask me out, you know? So I said, I was like, you know, I had a great time and I'd really love to do this again. Yeah. And he said, sure. Hey! Oh, okay.

So you got a kiss on the forehead and a sure. Sure. Still a yes, though. Yeah, that's usually not a good sign. Yeah, you got to think of, is it like, sure, like excited, or like, yeah, sure. It was the equivalent of the kiss on the forehead. Okay, yeah. So there was some reason that he was already planning on blowing you off.

I don't know what the nail in the coffin was because now I'm looking at it and I was just like, oh my God, was it all of it? What was it? We'll find out. We'll play a song, come back and then call him and get your second date update. All right. Cool. Thank you. Okay.

Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Right in the middle of a second date update. And if you're just joining us, Rachel is on the phone, and Rachel hates sushi. And probably all fish now, because sushi may have ruined her date. If you didn't hear the first part, Rachel met a dude that she really likes,

and they went out for sushi. She's never had sushi before, and it didn't go very well. She ended up spitting some of it out. You know, I'm just going to say I think it's really lame if this is the reason he's not calling you back because you tried something new. I think it should say that you're an adventurous person for even giving it a go.

Well, thank you, Brooke. I'll take it. You're welcome. Yeah. Hopefully he feels the same way. Maybe he doesn't. He's like, um, no. I only date sushi connoisseurs.

We'll find out. Let's dial the phone number right now. Here we go. Cool. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Billy, please? This is Billy. Hey, what's up, man? How are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning. Oh, okay. Hi. Hi. Are you familiar with our radio show? Yeah, I'm not a listener, but I know who you guys are. Cool, okay. You're like a lot of people then. Yeah. Well, I'm calling you today because Rachel wanted us to call you.

Do you know a Rachel? I do know a Rachel. Cool. Sorry, what's this about? Did you go out with a girl named Rachel to eat sushi a little while ago? Yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah, and have you been calling her back or texting her back since?

I don't really know that that's any of your business. That's valid. I mean, yeah, that is valid. It's really none of our business except Rachel emailed us because she's wondering why you're not calling her back. Okay, well, what are you, like her brother or something? No, but I wish I was. She seems nice.

Yeah, she does seem really nice. That's weird. No, we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update, so Rachel wants to know if she did something wrong when you guys went out. Oh, gosh. Okay. She said really nice things about you. She thought you were really awesome and that maybe she's the one that screwed everything up.

Well, what all did she tell you exactly? Well, she told us that you guys went out to sushi and she has never eaten sushi before. And she thought she might have embarrassed herself because she ended up spitting out some of her food and couldn't use the chopsticks and then she told us at the end of the date you kissed her on the forehead and she asked if you guys could go out again you said sure and then that was it yeah um i mean i don't know i i the sushi thing like it was just a awkward situation to begin with but i don't know at the end of the day i just after having gotten to meet her and get to know her a little bit i just didn't really think that she's the type of girl that i'd really want to date the type of girl like anti-sushi girl

or more than that no what what all did she tell you exactly? That's pretty much it. Yeah. It sounds like something crazy happened that she's looming out. Nothing crazy happened. It's just like, okay, so we had sushi. It was like awkward and weird, but we got through it. We ended up like exchanging, you know, celebrity encounter stories. Oh, yeah.

She did tell us that. Oh. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, she told us the story about her getting caught smoking weed by Tom Hanks. And you don't like that? No, I don't. No, I actually thought that was cute. She told me that, and then she also told me about another encounter that she had with a hugely famous person that, I don't know, it just kind of unsettled me a little bit.

What was it? Did she get caught smoking weed by Guy Fieri, too? That is unsettling. You guys are hilarious. Sounds like we're killing you over there, so thank you for the compliment. You are, kind of. Okay. In a bad way.

So whatever her story was, you didn't like it? No, it just kind of freaked me out a little bit. What did you like? Yeah, she hooked up with a hugely famous person. Awesome! Who? Was it The Rock? She wouldn't tell me who.

She told me that she went to this person's concert, like, you know, the mid-2000s, some R&B performer, really popular at the time. She was telling me all this stuff, but she wouldn't tell me who he was, and she ended up hooking up with him. So, like, wondering, A, why is she not telling me who he is? And B, like, mid-2000s, R&B performer, hugely popular.

Like, who else am I going to think? She's talking about Usher, right? That's who I thought immediately. That was the first person that came to mind. I'm like, she's the confession. That's what I was thinking, yeah. I was thinking Usher or Keith Sweat. Either one is pretty cool.

Keith Sweat. Yeah, I'm just, I mean, for one thing, I'm not really interested in dating someone who sleeps with pop stars. But for another thing, like, I, you know, everything that's come out about Usher in the news lately, I'm not really interested in rolling myself into an STD, if you know what I mean.

Why not? They can be fun, dude. No, hold on. Hold on, all of you right now. She tells you that she hooks up with a major celebrity. You assume it's Usher. And then because he apparently has herpes, you think that she has it.

That sounds like pretty good math. That is a huge leap, man. It does kind of make sense. No, that is like jumping off a cliff. You are giving her an STD, and you know no actual factual information. Okay, the fact that she gave me was that she slept with a hugely popular R&B star in the mid-2000s. So... It can only be Usher.

No, you guys, there's other big... Who else was there? You guys don't know s***. Oh! Who was there? You guys don't know s***. Oh! Who is that? Oh, that's Rachel. She's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, this is...

First of all, I never said who it was. So for you to assume that you know and then make more assumptions... Okay, well, why didn't you tell me who it was? Because it's none of your business. You're the one that brought it up. Well, because we were talking about celebrity encounters, but it's not like... How much fun is the game of celebrity encounters if you don't say who the celebrity was?

That's true. I hooked up with a famous person once, not going to tell you who. I'm really aghast that you presume to know who it was and by that think that you know my health. Like, get out of here, honestly. I will say sometimes I have heard that some people have to sign non-disclosure agreements before they actually do the deed with super famous people. Look, I never said that I did the deed.

I said I hooked up. That could mean kissing. That could mean kissing. That could mean whatever. See, you're assuming too, Brooke. I just assume hook up is the same as, you know, getting it really on. Well, maybe you're a little more fast than me. That is probably true, Rachel. Yeah.

Well, I think if you're kissing Usher, it's only leading to one place. Like, how do you walk away from that and not do it, even though he herpes whatever you know it's usher i never ever said it was usher okay okay fine so who is it then tell us like if it's not a big deal if you only hooked up and kissed this person who is it r kelly no is it neo Is it Neo? Neo? Oh, Neo. No. Neo is sexy. No, I'm not going to play the guessing game. It was a funny story. I thought it was a funny story of me being a stupid kid, and now it's just become like a guess who episode

and assumptions about how fast I am. I think more than anything, people just want to know who it is because none of us have ever kissed or whatever with a celebrity. Yeah. Well, you know, you should be more charming. Rachel, just wait. A lot of people have said that to me over the years, and I agree with you completely.

Why can't you just say who it is, though? Leave Rachel alone. She doesn't want to say who it is, okay? Thank you. It has nothing to do with whether or not she has an STD. He made a huge assumption off of no knowledge, and that's not fair to her. Okay, fine. Fair enough. Fair enough. But I will assume that she has STDs.

What? What? That is just rude. Wow. I mean, that's who you are. That's the assumption that you make about people. No, you know what? You're disgusting. You think you know it all. don't know so i'm happy to never ever see you again don't speak too soon rachel stuff to ask him if he'll go out with you again billy would you like to go with rachel on a second date we'll pay for it uh yeah will you guys pay for my valtrex prescription as well

oh my gosh you're an angel you You're a pig. You're a total pig. Oh, Rachel, I am so sorry. That's what they use to treat herpes, right? Yes, everybody got your joke, Billy. It's funny how you seem to know everything about herpes. Now you have herpes. Very good point, Rachel. Very good point.

You could make this so, so easy if you just told us who the celebrity was. None of your business. And it's obvious that if we ever were to go out again, you would never let this go. So I'm not interested at all. Oh, my gosh. Man. Okay.

Well, sorry, Rachel. Definitely not a successful second date. No. And look, we all respect your privacy here. You don't have to tell anybody who it is. But if you do want to text me privately later, I'd be interested. Stop it. Stop it.

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Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.