Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Charity Case
Episode Date: September 23, 2013If you saw your dream girl but actually had to BUY HER to spend time with you... would you do it?? That's what our 2nd dater Rick dad. Find out what that means in today's Second Date Update PODCAST. ...(Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Moving 92.5.
Rook and Jubal's
Second Date Update
Jose, what's the most you've ever paid for a woman?
Wait.
75.
75? Oh, nice.
Sense.
I won't go higher than 60.
That's my breaking point.
Are you telling me what?
It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning
on Moving 92.5.
That's not dating.
That's dating.
That is not dating.
And Jose, that's a bold-faced lie.
You do not have that much money.
She's right.
I asked the question because Erica was purchased for $900.
What are you talking about?
You've got to be kidding.
We're talking to a prostitute?
No.
Hey, Erica, what's up?
Hi.
Well, I don't know for sure, but I know that she was purchased at a charity auction by
a guy for $900.
You would turn a good thing into something horrible.
Erica, tell us about the dude that purchased you at the charity auction.
So I was standing up there, and it actually got pretty embarrassing.
There was two guys bidding back and forth, and somehow it ended up at $900.
Wow.
That's embarrassing.
Humble brag.
Humble brag there, honey.
You loved every second of it.
I would have as well.
Yeah.
Which guy did you want to win you?
I mean, it didn't really matter to me.
I was just so surprised that it got up that high.
Are you a model or something?
I mean, you know, usually you're a model.
No, not at all.
Why were you being auctioned off?
I just got involved with it and I thought it was a good idea
because it's for charity and I did not expect it
to come up to $900. Yeah, it's like a
bachelorette auction type thing. Yeah, but usually they're like
models or somebody you know, so I was wondering if we knew who you were.
Well, she went for $900, so she's at least
hot. Yeah, we know. I'm saying.
Either that or she was topless.
If you went for $1.50.
Come on, be nice.
So how was the date with the guy that you went on?
Was he cool?
Did it creep you out that he paid $900 to go out with you?
Well, at first I totally thought he was going to be like a total loser, like a D-bag.
I don't know.
I just thought anyone who would pay $900 for a girl couldn't do that, you know, interesting to talk to.
Right.
And we went out for drinks drinks and he actually ended up being
really, really cool. We went to this club and he actually even got me out of my comfort zone
and he got me to dance and I'm not a good dancer. And we were talking about stuff all night and
it was not awkward at all. It went great. So you went into the date really closed-minded.
What changed it? What did he do to like change your mind? I think the turning point was probably around the middle of the night.
He just started talking about how ambitious he is,
and he was talking about things that he wants to accomplish.
He's very goal-oriented, and I really liked that.
And the fact that he had $900 to throw around to get a date with you
doesn't hurt either, I'm sure.
So after the date, did you guys kiss?
Did you guys do anything like that?
I mean, we had a goodnight hug
and a goodnight kiss.
So you got a hug and a kiss for $900.
That is a bad
investment.
Again, bad investment.
You do realize that charitable auctions
aren't like brothels, right?
If I'm paying $900, you're leaving the next morning and making me breakfast.
I am so glad that Jubal did not bid on you.
That is all I'm saying.
This guy was a gentleman.
What did he say?
Did he want to see you again?
I mean, I kind of joked about, like, you know, did you want to give the money back?
Like, was it worth it?
And he kind of gave me, like, a courtesy laugh. Oh. And, I mean, did you want to give the money back? Like, was it worth it? And he kind of gave me like a courtesy laugh.
Oh.
And I mean, I think he was into it, I think.
But I'm not positive.
And I mean, I've given him a couple of texts and I haven't got a response.
So I really don't know what's going on.
Did he initiate the kiss?
It was kind of like a 50-50.
Okay.
Dude, what if the check he wrote to the charity bounced
And he's embarrassed
He thinks you're actually not calling him for a date
But you're more like a bill collector
And you haven't heard anything back from him
No not at all
Okay we're gonna play a song
Come back call him and get your second date update okay
Alright
Alright hang on
Movin' 92.5.
Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.
Second date update.
Hey, Erica?
Yeah?
You actually told our producer during the song that you want to pay this guy back the $900?
What?
What?
That he spent on you at the charity auction?
Yeah, I need to make it right. You know, I mean, I really like him
and if this is going to work out,
there shouldn't be that part of our relationship.
Is anyone missing?
It was for charity, though.
It's a tax write-off.
Are you missing the point of why he spent the money?
I just feel bad. I want to pay him back.
I think we know
why he spent the money.
And I think we know why he's not calling her back.
He didn't get what he wanted for the money.
What?
I'm so confused.
If you're just tuning in to the Second Date Update,
a guy actually purchased a date with Erica at a charity auction for $900.
They went out, had a decent time, a little bit of a hug and kiss at the end,
and she hasn't heard from him since.
And Erica, just to clarify, he did write the check to the charity, not to you yeah i know i know i just feel bad okay i can't i don't know you'd
take the money jubile if this girl wanted to pay you back of course basically just a girl paying
you 900 to go on a date with her call the station right now and i got 900 bucks we can go out
okay so but you do want to go out with him again yeah i really really do okay i'm gonna call him right now. I got $900. We can go out. Okay, but you do want to go out with him again? Yeah, I really
really do. Okay, I'm going to call him right now.
Ready? Okay.
Hello? Hey, can I speak
to Rick, please?
This is Rick. Rick, what's up, man? This is
Jubal from Rick and Jubal in the Morning.
I'm moving 92.5.
How are you?
Really?
I'm good.
I learned recently that you spent $900 at a charity to go out with a girl on a date.
Yeah.
It's a little thing we've been doing on the show this morning.
We're highlighting all of the good Samaritans throughout our community,
and we wanted to call and say thanks for donating money to a charity.
From the number one philanthropist in Seattle, bring the rest.
Feel good moment for you this morning, Rick.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, well, I don't know if I'm number one philanthropist, but yeah.
I'm actually calling you because the girl that you paid $900 to go on a date with
wants to go out with you again, but you haven't been calling her back.
Why?
Wait, Erica?
Yep.
No.
Yeah.
Yep.
I doubt that she would call in and do the whole radio thing to get in touch with me.
Why is that?
I mean, she was a knockout.
Yeah, I'm assuming.
You paid $900 to go on a date with her.
She better be.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, I mean, she was, believe me, worth like nine grand.
She was amazing.
Rick, if you thought that she was so awesome,
why aren't you getting back to her if she's texted you and stuff?
I figured she was just trying to, like, follow up
and make sure that everything went, you know, to my liking
and that I'd still be donating the money, which I already did.
Rick, do you have, like, low self-esteem?
Do you think she's, like, way out of your league?
Well, I mean, I don't think I have low self-esteem necessarily, but yeah, believe me, she is way out of my league.
Proving Lydia's point right there. On your date though, Rick, did she seem disinterested? Is that
why you got those clues or is this something you're making up in your head? No, no, she didn't
seem disinterested at all. I mean, she was easy to talk to. She was very sweet, and she was terrific.
But I just figured, all right, well, I paid for this date, so this is kind of what it is.
So you feel like because you paid $900 at a charity auction for her to go out with you,
she was just putting on an act, and that's what she had to do?
Not in a bad way, but yeah, like a little bit of a, you know,
hey, thanks for donating to the charity. Let's have
fun. Believe me, she's not the type of
girl who... Rick, Rick. I just want to shake
him. You need to do what I do.
Go to Bartell's, pick up some Old Spice Swagger
and bathe in it for about a week.
Alright? So you felt like she was just
obligated. It wasn't even that. Believe
me, like she, even if she did feel
that way, she couldn't have been
just sweeter and...
So she thinks she's a good actress.
She kissed you, Rick! Oh my gosh!
Rick, I should probably let you know that Erica is on the phone with us and heard everything you just said.
Go ahead and say hi to Rick, Erica.
Hi.
Hey.
That was the most flattering second date we've ever done, Erica.
Yeah.
Erica, were you putting on an act for Rick?
No, I really want to go out with him again.
I really do.
I really liked it.
I haven't had that much fun in a long time.
Well, I mean, me neither, but I'm just surprised, I guess.
Oh, my gosh.
Why are you so excited? just uh surprised i guess oh my gosh will you please tell rick all the
redeeming qualities he has because apparently he doesn't know any of them
i mean you're handsome and you're really nice and you got me to like get up and get out of
my comfort zone and have fun and i really enjoyed the talks we had. And it just felt very comfortable and right.
It felt very right.
I mean, that's how I felt, too.
But I figured it was kind of for the purposes of, you know,
just having a nice night together and feeling like...
Rick, have some confidence, man.
Seriously, everybody in this room is irritated with you.
Erica, do you want to...
He's like, of course you're irritated with me.
Everybody should be irritated with me.
Oh, stop.
He wants to go out with me again.
Erica, you actually really liked Rick, right?
Yeah, I really, really liked him.
It's sad that I don't believe you.
I don't know. I'm
just taken
aback.
Are you not interested?
What? Are you not interested
in going out again?
No, I am. I'm absolutely interested.
Rick, let me do it for you then. At this point,
we'd like to send you guys
out on a second date. We will pay for it.
Really?
Yeah.
Would you like to go out with Erica again?
Is this for real?
Yes, this is real.
I mean, if this is the real thing, then...
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick.
Let's recap real quick, okay? Erica's insanely hot. You paid $900 to go out with her on a real thing. Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick. Let's recap real quick, okay?
Erica's insanely hot.
You paid $900 to go out with her on a charity date.
She went out with you.
She actually likes you so much that she had a radio station call you out of the blue and ask if you'll go out with her again.
And you were still unsure.
Well, you can understand me just kind of trying to take the whole thing in.
It's like having a lottery ticket and throwing it away because you don't believe that you're that lucky.
Well, that is kind of what it feels like, but I won't throw it.
I mean, yeah, of course I'll go.
Yeah.
You'll do it?
Cash in the lottery ticket.
I'm cashing it in.
Yes!
We'll ask her out then, Rick.
Erica, do you want to go out with me again?
Absolutely.
Yes!
We will send you guys out.
We'll pay for the date.
I'm glad that we finally got you guys to agree to go out.
All right.
No, I appreciated this.
Hopefully, I won't blow it again.
You didn't blow it in the first place at all.
What are you talking about?
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