Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Christmas Freak

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

Dan is confident that his apartment is what ruined his chance at a second date. Something about it made Jodi really UNCOMFORTABLE... But he swears he has an explanation for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bread and butter wines are delicious. Find bread and butter wines in your favorite store. Second date update. We got an email for a second date update from a guy named Dan. And Dan only waited four days after his date to get in touch with us. Okay. It's pretty quick. Yeah.

Normally people wait like a week, two weeks, several years before they'll enlist our help. It's actually, yeah, it's happened multiple times. But Dan needs instant gratification. Okay. And I'm just going to say, Dan, you're coming across a little bit needy. Uh-oh. And it's turning me on. No, no, no. It's not instant gratification. I just want to figure

it out before the line goes cold. Yeah, Jeff, that's what I thought. I'm just saying, it's working. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe she doesn't feel the same way that I do. We like clinging. But who do you need to get a hold of? Tell us her name. Because if you're checking in with us after four days, it probably means you've called her upwards of like 40 times.

No, like three times. Yeah, anybody in the room believe Dan. We'll do the radio math on that one. Three times in a minute. You multiply by 56. Yeah. So what's her name? Her name is Jody.

All right. And how'd you meet J Her name is Jodi. All right. And how'd you meet Jodi? We met on a dating app. Okay. What'd you like about her? So I just like how she was like put together. Because, you know, a lot of people are just in their yoga pants on the apps. But she was actually like well-dressed, put together.

And then like when we met up in person, she didn't wear any makeup and still look good you know which i like and appreciate that it's not she like tries but isn't like too obsessed about it okay most girls would never go on a date without makeup well the girls i'm into yeah okay what'd you guys end up doing for your date well we decided to just hang out and grab a drink because you know you never know what people are like in person and all that. Sure. What does that mean? You don't know what people are going to be like in person, so you grab a drink?

Maybe their photos are like three years and 45 pounds ago. Maybe the guy's a crazy person, so you meet in public. That's what everyone does. Have you had those experiences? Hasn't everyone on a dating app had those experiences? Yeah, you're making me sound weird. I'm not the weird one here. Yeah. I mean, I think that that's weird. I'm not the weird one here. Yeah.

I mean, I think that that's safe. One drink isn't a huge commitment. It's half an hour tops if things aren't going well. Yeah, exactly. But things are going well. You know, we're drinking at the bar. I'm like really into skimboarding. What's that?

And she didn't know what that was. It's like surfing, but instead of being in the water, you're on the sand and run towards the water and then like drop the board and hop on. Right, right. It's like I always thought that was boogie boarding or whatever, but instead of being in the water, you're on the sand and run towards the water and then drop the board and hop on. Right, right. I always thought that was boogie boarding or whatever, but it's different. No, that's when you're on your belly. You start running and throw the board on the sand and go into the ocean.

It looks like it's more painful when you fall. It's definitely not fun when you fall. I would agree with that. That's cool. Was she impressed? Well, she'd never heard of it. So, you know, I showed her a couple of videos that I started. I actually asked the bartender for like an old cardboard box and started demonstrating it in the bar.

There was a little room. What? You demonstrated skimboarding in the bar? Like slow motion. I didn't actually go anywhere, you know, but just the mechanics of it. Like you run, drop, and slide. What was her response to that she was up to it and then after a couple times i did it she decided to do it but then like she started falling over but i

caught her you know like it was kind of yeah so that that worked out did you kiss her or when you caught her or what'd you do we had a nice eye contact moment you know kind of huggy grippy but didn't grippy sounds like things were going well. Yeah. Yeah. And then a little while later, I was like, hey, what about coming over to my place to watch a movie? And she was totally down with it.

Okay. You know, I'm thinking maybe a movie, maybe something else. Right. Okay. Because nobody ever just means movie. Yeah. How'd things go back at your place? It started out good.

We started watching a movie movie but like my place was a little dirty i maybe i didn't believe in myself that night before i left i didn't like clean up right i know this is gonna happen anyway oh i see i feel like it always works that way though right like it's like when you go out and you're a woman and you don't shave your legs you're like ah well it's not gonna lead to anything and then you're like, dang it. So hairy. I mean, it sounds like a match made in heaven. Like you didn't clean your apartment. She didn't put on makeup or try at all.

Like it didn't seem like either of you were hairy into this. But like I hadn't done the dishes and the trash. And like, I don't know, like 15, 20 minutes in, I felt her notice it really. And like the vibe definitely changed. Did you say anything about it? No. Before I even could, she just started going like, I'm getting tired. I got to go. notice it really and like the vibe definitely changed did you say anything about it no before i even could she just started going like i'm getting tired i gotta go but i definitely want to come back and we'll finish the movie another time well that seems legit though but she never

called back and like i feel she's totally blowing me off okay weird so what do you think it is i think it's a messy apartment but i usually I'm not messy at all. That's the crazy thing is just that was the one time that I didn't clean that day, you know, or that week. I didn't work a lot and didn't get a chance to clean up. And I guess I should always believe in myself. I mean, that's a good place to start. Yeah. I know, but there's nothing more depressing than when you clean up right before a date

and then you come home alone to a spotless apartment. You're like, well, that was a double waste of time. Rubs it in your face. Yeah. That's why I never clean too, bro. I feel you, man. You and Jose are kindred spirits. So, all right.

Well, we're going to play a song. We'll come back and we'll call Jody for you and try and get you your second date update, okay? All right. Maybe you can convince her I'm not a slob. I mean, you're asking a lot from me. You're still really playing that needy role here. But we'll try our best, all right? We're going to do that next.

If you're just tuning in for the second date update, we're on the phone with one of our listeners named Dan. And Dan, most people would probably look at your date and point out all the red flags. Oh, okay. But I'm not going to do that. Okay. I'm not going to call attention to the fact that you're anti-women wearing yoga pants or that you set a one-drink limit for yourself at the bar for some reason

or your unusually dirty apartment. And I'm especially not going to harp on the fact that it's only been four days since you met this woman. And now you're asking a radio station to contact her for you. I'm not going to point those things out. But what I will point out is that you, sir, have one of the best. And I really mean this. One of the best phone connections that we've ever heard. You called into this show.

It is a good line. And that's something no amount of red flags can ever take away from you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, it is clear. It's very clear. Yeah. I know.

That's like five bars right there. So, Dan, just checking. I mean, is there anything else that we need to know that you're leaving out? Because sometimes people do that with us. Look, I understand how you could twist this, but, like, here's the deal, right? Like, I like her. Like, who skimboards in a bar, you know, like she's cool. Plus honestly, like I only watched a little bit of the movie with her before she left and I want to see the end of the movie. I will say, I think that's a good sign. It's a good sign of a devoted person.

If you're actually willing to not finish a movie without someone else. Yes. Dan, you're definitely one of our most devoted callers that we've ever had call in for a second date update. I think that's a compliment. It's the biggest compliment I can give. Or it's just there. Yeah. All right. So we're going to call Jody for you and get your second date update. Okay.

Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Jodi, please? Who's calling? Is this Jodi? Um, who's calling?

I asked you first. Is this Jodi? That's fair. It's her phone. Okay. This is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Now you go. is this Jodi? That's fair. It's her phone. Okay. This is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Now you go. Is this Jodi?

Okay. Yes. Yes. Hi, Jodi. Hi. She's so confused. We're calling you today because we're doing something called a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before?

Maybe. I don't know. Like a long time ago. I don't know. Okay. Well, just to refresh your memory, it's if someone goes out on a date and afterwards they're not getting a call back, they can reach out to us and we'll call that person for you to figure out the reason why. Oh, that's so weird. Well, we're calling you because you recently went out with a guy. His name's Dan. Oh, yeah. Very recently. Yeah. Four days ago, he said. Yeah,

I just went out with him. Yeah, he's eager, Jodi. He had a really good time with you. And he's wondering how you felt about it. I don't know. I mean, I... Because he did tell us about what happened on the date. He said you guys went to a bar, and he showed you how to, what was it, skin surfing? Skin boarding. Skin boarding. Skin boarding.

Yeah? Yeah, we did that. Yeah, okay. It sounds like you enjoyed that. Well, you had to have enjoyed it because he said that, I mean, you guys went back to his apartment. So if you weren't having a good time, you would have left already. Yeah, we did go back to his place to watch a movie. And, I mean, it was fine at first, but I guess I started feeling a little uncomfortable.

When did those uncomfortable feelings begin? I feel like we're in a sixth grade sex ed class all of a sudden. Yeah. No, he was like a gentleman, right? Like, it wasn't like that. But I don't know. I wasn't there that long. And his apartment is just a little weird.

He did mention that it was kind of dirty. Yeah, he told us. Was that a turn off? I mean, a little weird. He did mention that it was kind of dirty. Yeah, he told us. Was that a turn off? I mean, a little of that maybe, but like then I went and I used the restroom and I noticed that there was like this snowman soap dish, which I just like thought was weird. And then when I came out, I noticed that there were like these Santa figurine things on like his coffee table and there was like Christmas stuff on his mantle and as I was coming out of the bathroom I could see like the back corner of the room where we were sitting like and there's a big

Christmas tree in the corner well you must have been like more than one drink in if you missed a Christmas tree when you walked in. Well, it wasn't on when we got home, obviously, like the lights were off. But when I came out of the bathroom, he had turned the lights on on the Christmas tree. It was like mood lighting. It is an apartment. Yeah. But it's like not Christmas time.

I don't know what's going on. I don't know. It was like a lot of stuff. Like I kind of felt like he's like a Christmas freak or something. Like, I don't know, maybe it's like laziness. Maybe he just doesn't want to pack the stuff up. So he's like either really lazy or he's obsessed with Christmas. But why would that make you stop seeing somebody that you're having a good time with?

I mean, honestly, like I haven't said no yet to like going out again. Like I'm just trying to think about how to like bring up that I think it's like a little weird. I feel bad that I just like left. Maybe in a Christmas card, it would get across to him how you really felt. I wonder if there was another way we could bring it up. That's an interesting point, Jose. Thank you, Jeffrey. Because maybe it's

the right time to let you know, Jody, that Dan has been on the other line listening this entire time and wants to talk to you. What? No. Yeah, he sees you when he's sleeping. And he knows that you're awake. Don't do that.

Shut up, he's not on the phone. He is. Dan, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hey! Hi, Jodi. Hi. Oh my gosh. Can I ask you a question?

Are you like Jewish or something? Is that why the whole thing's offending you? What? That's the question? That's a fair point. No, I'm not, actually. But I wouldn't say I'm offended by it. I just thought it was weird.

Can I ask a question? You had a radio station call me? Yeah, yeah, that might have been an overreaction. Might. I mean, it's only been like four days since I saw you. Like, I don't understand. Yeah, in my experience, once it's like five, six days, a second date isn't going to happen. So I just wanted to figure it out either way.

I will say I'll back Dan on that because honestly, Jodi, be honest. Were you actually going to call him back? I honestly was still thinking about it. That's honestly. The more days you think, the less the chances are of you calling him. It goes six, seven, eight days. Next thing you know, never mind. It's exponential growth.

Yeah, I know all about that. Okay, but the problem obviously comes from the Christmas decorations inside Dan's apartment. So, Dan, can you explain why do you have Christmas decorations up right now? I just, I like the holiday vibe, you know? Like, it improves my spirit and attitude. You know, if I'm having a bad day, I turn on the lights. It feels a little happier.

Dude, totally, man. But all year long? Yeah. I mean, isn't that the thing about the holidays? attitude you know if i'm having a bad day i turn on the lights it feels a little happier dude totally but all year long i mean isn't that the thing about the holidays it's like a special time of year if you make it 12 months out of the year then it's not special anymore i can understand that viewpoint i it's been working for me i mean this is the first year i've gotten year round but i've definitely gotten six months before you know and if we're putting cards on the table, like, I didn't even show you my reindeer. What reindeer? I have a whole collection of different stuffed reindeer, you know, like 50 different ones. And they just make me feel better about things.

Okay, just 50 stuffed reindeer. That's not weird. Right, Jodi? Oh, my God. I mean, the whole thing is weird. I just have Christmas stuff up right now. I mean, I just, to me mean it's the whole thing is weird I just to have Christmas stuff up right now I mean I just to me it's a little weird I mean I guess like maybe wanting to cheer yourself up is it like a nice idea to just have I don't know about these reindeer though but

I don't understand why you're hating on Christmas like this. I don't think she's hating Christmas. I'm not hating on it. I just, like, I was surprised more than anything. Okay, well, Dan, now you know what made her feel uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah. And Jody, you know now that he's a little bit of a Christmas freak. So now that all the feelings are out there, what do you say, Jody, to going out with Dan one more time? We'll pay for it.

I mean... And on top of this, we'll also throw in a free helping of Christmas cheer on the house. Dan, can I ask you one more question? Okay. Would you be open to maybe just toning

it down a little bit? The tree, definitely's but maybe like the stocking like jody you're getting a little controlling you're trying to redecorate his entire apartment oh my god take away the tree take away christmas no i'm with you jody take it down dan okay i guess it's been far enough away from christ. I could get rid of some stuff, put it in the closet, the tree and stocking. But can I keep the snowman soap dish, though? I really like that when I wash my hands. What do you think, Jodi?

Don't be a Scrooge. I'm okay with the soap dish. All right. So is that a yes you guys are going to go out on another date? Yeah, that's a yes. All right. All right. So is that a yes you guys are going to go out on another date? Yeah, that's a yes. All right. All right. Look it, the magic of the season does exist.

Yeah. It's the holidays. Now sing us out with a Christmas tune. Here comes Dan-a-clause, here comes Dan-a-clause, here. Dan-a-clause. You guys like it? I changed Santa to Dan. Yeah, we caught that.

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