Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Church Temptress

Episode Date: November 22, 2013

Have you ever been making out with someone... then something happens that COMPLETELY KILLS THE MOOD?!? That's what happened to Stacy after she met a hunky guy at church. Can we help them overcome their awkward situation? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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podcasts. Moving 92.5 Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update Two great places to meet people 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. Two great places to meet people, church and funerals. What? No, not funerals.

Oh, yeah. It's an awesome place to meet people. Because they're so vulnerable? Yeah, they are. That's terrible. But Stacy actually met the guy that she went out with at church. Hey, Stacy, what's up? Hey, guys. How are you?

Good, thanks for your email. You want us to get a hold of a guy named Kevin that you met at church, right? Yeah, that's right. Okay, so had you seen Kevin before? You guys known each other for a little while? Not really. I mean, I just started going back to church recently. I was just, like, trying to be spiritual again, I guess.

Going back so you could be a born-again virgin? Oh, girl! One of those? I mean, I guess I have been a little bit of a bad girl. That's okay. Way to call me out on that. Thanks, guys. No problem. Hey, I grew up in the church. I've met a lot of Stacys. Look how bad you turned out. I've met a lot of Stacys. Look how bad you turned out. Jubal is, in fact, a Stacey. Yeah. So you started going back to church, and then how'd you notice Kevin? What'd you notice about him first? Oh my gosh.

Well, he is so tall. I mean, like, out of a fairy tale, like Tall, Dark, and Handsome, I was like, uh-oh, I'm so glad I came back to church. Although I shouldn't be having these sinful thoughts right now in church. Right, exactly. So we had seen each other for a few weeks, and eventually one day after church, he asked if I'd want to come over for dinner.

And I did. I went over, and we had such a nice, fun night. We did homemade pizzas where everything's from scratch, you know? That's cute. Did you, like, get flour on each other's faces? Totally. We had, like, a pizza sauce fight. Oh, that's crazy.

God, that sounds like so much fun. Okay. You've got to think, Jubal. I mean, if you're going to invite a girl over to your house, you've got to know that you are really digging her, right? On a first date, that says a lot about his interest in her. Well, not necessarily. It's also close to the bedroom.

Yeah, I just want to get her home. Okay, speaking of that. Oh, there we go. Nice segue. So not exactly the bedroom, but we did eventually, we started watching like a Netflix movie on his couch, and we started making out a little bit movie on his couch and we started making out a little bit it was really good nice and like right in the middle of us making out

his upstairs neighbors started like going at it like they were clear you could hear like squeaking like a bed against a wall. That's awesome. How long did it last? Brooke! What? You always ask the weirdest questions. That is very pertinent. It's awkward, but just like, was he a minute man? Did it sound like he was laying it down like hardcore?

Or was it like a soft session? I mean, I need to know every little detail. I think we got the awkwardness that they're on the couch making out. And then you hear that. That would be weird if you were making out with someone first time. And then you hear another couple doing it in the other room. How do you, what'd you do? I made this really awkward joke.

And I was like, oh, it's a sign. Oh, I like that. That doesn't sound like a joke Stacy that sounds like a plan oh my gosh so then he did not laugh okay so clearly like the joke was a fail and I wasn't there that much longer like the movie ended and so I went home like a little bit after that and he was so sweet like when we said good night he kissed me on the cheek and he was like I'll call you and I'll you you know at church and and then last week he wasn't there so I've texted him and I called him and I haven't heard back at all maybe he's just been spending some time praying making making out with you.

It is kind of weird that he cheek kissed you after a full makeup session. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. All right. Well, we'll play a song. Come back, call him, and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thanks, guys. All right, hang on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. All right, Stacey, have you been saying your prayers? Oh, yes. Poor Stacey. It's your second date update. Stacey emailed us about a guy named Kevin who she met at church. She went to his house. They had a fun time making pizzas together, watched Netflix.

The best part of their date, in my opinion, though, is when they started making out, and then his neighbors in the middle of it started going at it. And it created a very awkward experience where you made the joke. What was your joke, Stacey? I said it must be a sign. And then at that point he kind of like didn't laugh and got quiet, and the date was over then, huh? Yeah, pretty much. At that point, he kind of like didn't laugh and got quiet, and the date was over then, huh? Yeah.

Pretty much. Stacy, I mean, if he's that serious and he can't find the funny in that, do you really want to see him again? I need someone with a little bit of a sense of humor, but it was just so awkward, you know? Yeah. All right. We're going to call him right now, see if we can get him on the phone, and get your second date update, all right? Okay, thanks. Hello, this is Kevin.

Hey, Kevin, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Moving 92.5. Who? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station moving 92.5. You ever heard of us? Now I have. Awesome. We have some morning radio show from

6 to 10. You should check it out especially since you're going to be on it right now. Yeah. I want to talk to you about a girl that you recently went on a date with. Okay. Her name is Stacy. Now, we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update.

When somebody goes out on a date with someone they really like and then gets blown off, they email us to call that person and find out why. Stacy is wondering why you won't call her back. Oh. Okay. Do you remember going on a date with a girl named... Long, awkward, pond silence. Did she do something wrong on the date?

I mean, let's just say she's a little fast for me. Fast? Fast for you? Yeah. I'm assuming you don't mean like you think she could run a mile quicker than you. No, no. We had a lovely evening that was going

very well and then things proceeded like they do when an evening is going very well. And then it just started to get a little too heated, as it were. She said that you were watching a movie and you guys started to kiss a little bit.

Yes. And then in the middle of that kissing, your upstairs neighbors decided to do more than kissing very loudly. Yeah. And there was an awkward moment. She said she made a joke like, oh, maybe it's a sign. And then you didn't laugh at it. And she thought maybe she upset you.

I'll be totally honest here. I'm trying to save myself. Oh, you're a virgin. Wait a minute. So you're saving yourself for marriage. Nothing wrong with that. There's a lot of things wrong with that. We don't have time to get into all that's wrong with that. Leave the guy alone. So you're saving yourself for marriage. Nothing wrong with that. There's a lot of things wrong with that. We don't have time to get into all that's wrong with that.

Leave the guy alone. You're saving yourself for marriage. You're a virgin. Yes, yes, I'm a virgin. So, did you not get her joke? I mean, she was just joking about it being a sign that you guys should do it. No, she didn't really seem like it was a joke. I mean, it was

said, but there was a little more intention behind the joke. And things just got pretty awkward pretty quickly. And I realized, you know, as wonderful as she is, she's the kind of girl that might want to move faster than I would be able to. And she's incredibly attractive. So that kind of temptation is incredibly hard to fight. How do you get that impression, though, Kevin, that she is that kind of girl? Well, it was her that sort of initiated the kissing.

Now, I'm a big fan of kissing, so I wasn't really going to stop that because, as I said, she's incredibly attractive. And that's all you got right now. Might as well embrace it, right? I mean, I was definitely very tempted and it was definitely the kind of girl that my mom always warned me about. Oh gosh.

Kevin! How old are you? How old are you, man? I'm old enough to make my own decisions but I still hold on to the lessons my mom teach me. Right, and Kevin, I'm assuming that since you met Stacey at church, you're a pretty churchy guy. I'm a fairly churchy guy. Churchy?

I mean religious. No, churchy is all the same. So you just feel that she is way too loose of a woman. Promiscuous. I just think she, I mean, not to toot my own horn too much, but I just don't think she'd be able to control herself. Oh!

Oh, there it comes. Now you're arrogant. It's her that can control herself. An arrogant virgin. Kevin? Yes, sir? I do have to let you know

that Stacy is actually on the line and heard everything you just said. Good lord. That better not have been in vain. I agree. Hey, Stacy.

Say hi to Kevin. Oh, boy. Hey, Kevin. So, that's the reason, huh? I mean, do you have any idea what you're missing out on? No, he doesn't. It's just no sex is something that I firmly believe that it's something that you want to save

because it's special and it shouldn't be just tossed aside at any moment. It should be something that people really want to do for the right reason. I'm just saying. I mean, if you think kissing is great. Stacey.

You're not saying that you want to date a virgin. You're saying that you want to convert a virgin. No. No, that is not what I'm saying. Kevin, you're searching for another virgin to date. I wouldn't necessarily say another virgin per se, but definitely someone that holds the same values or at least be able to hold to the same values. Kevin, to be honest, we had

such a great time with our private pizza making party and pizza fight and everything. I cannot believe I'm going to say this, but I would actually be willing to give up sex to go out with you again. Kevin, you've actually made a woman not want to have sex ever again. How's that for you? That's crazy. Kevin, what do you say?

I have to tell you, your body was telling me something completely different the other day. Oh, well. I don't know if I'd be able to truly restrain yourself. Oh, really? She's not going to take you to the room and just, you know, have her way with you. Yeah, like you have a little bit of a say in it too. And Kevin, are you crazy?

Like how many women are offering this for you? I mean, I don't know many girls that would just stop having sex because they meet a guy who's that great. Thank you. Brooke, she's got a husband and she still has sex with dudes all the time. She doesn't stop for him. That's true. Go ahead, Kevin. I know you say you're going

to be able to wait, but just from what you had said a second ago, look at what you're giving up. I just question that. That's all. I think you should have a little faith. Oh, good line. Stacey just wants to take it. Yeah.

She sees the card. She's like, I want that V-card. Well, that being said, we'd love to offer you guys a second date. We will pay for it. Stacey, if I say yes, do you think we'd be able to control ourselves? I do. I promise.

Uh-oh. All right. Let's do it. Yes! You're going to do it? You're going to go out with Stacey again? Let's do it. Well, you're going to go out with her again.

You're not going to do it. Yes. But you will go out with Stacey again? Let's do it. Well, you're going to go out with her again. You're not going to do it. Yeah. But you will go out on another date. Wrong choice of words. Yeah. Let's go out. All right, Stacey. Well, congratulations.

You got your date. Keep us up to date on how everything goes. I will. Thank you, guys. Yep. And Kevin? Yep. Kevin, I want to be the first person you call when you finally become a man.

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