Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Club Game On Point

Episode Date: May 7, 2018

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Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, Listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025.

I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from. Need LASIK? Trust the experienced team at the LASIK Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? LASIK at Evergreen.com. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update.

The guy on the phone to do a second date update today His name is Evan And Evan in his email Describes himself as a master of the club game That's right Oh my gosh Evan knows how to hit up the ladies When he's out at the dance clubs

I'm already rolling my eyes Are you excited to meet Evan? I am. I'm not really. Evan, I really enjoyed your email, but I do have a question for you. If you are a master of the club games, why are you on the phone to do a second date update?

Shouldn't this girl be, like, laying next to you in the bed already? Well, sure, but every master has an off day. Let's be honest. I guess you're right. Even Bruce Lee missed a kick from time to time. Right. Before we get into the date, what makes you a master of the club game?

I mean, I've never done very well in the clubs, so teach me your ways, sensei. How are you a master? What do you do? Okay, Grasshopper, listen up. What you do is you've got to put the girl in the right frame of mind. All right? Right out of the gate. Okay? Now, she's hot. She's beautiful. What you do is you got to put the girl in the right frame of mind. All right, right out of the gate, okay?

Now, she's hot. She's beautiful. But you can't make her that hot because then she has all the power. This is so obnoxious to me. Are you one of those dudes that walks up to a girl in the club and you're just like, Hey, what's up? That dress makes you look kind of fat. My name's Evan.

Can I buy you a drink? I should probably buy you something low-carb, though, right? Like, you rip on them a little bit? A little bit? That was a lot of ripping. I have friends like this that, like, the way to get a girl at the bar is you insult her just enough to where she's feeling insecure. Is that your deal?

No, you don't want to insult them. You want to make them think they're beautiful. They're hot, but not too hot, not too beautiful. Okay. Evan, you sound like a raging idiot to me. So it's more like, hey, you're beautiful. I mean, especially with that blemish on your face. No, normally girls with blemishes aren't that hot,

but you make that blemish look hot. Is that more your speed then? That's kind of right. I need to make the girls have to prove themselves to me. Okay, not the other way around. It's almost like their audition. Oh, my God.

Their auditioning to be able to hang out with you, huh? That's right. Are you... I mean, this is real. This is really how you feel. Look, I didn't invent the game.

I'm just playing it. This is how it goes. I mean, is your goal when you meet these girls at the club just to have a one-night stand? Sometimes. What's wrong with that? I mean, was that the goal when you met, what's this girl's name again?

Lana. No, I liked Lana. We got along. We were talking. All right, so why do you think she's not calling you back? I don't know. I was making her feel desirable, which is part of the plan, but maybe I was coming off too much. Maybe my game was off.

I was liking her too much. I was into her too much. You gave her too much power. She felt too desirable. Probably. Okay, so take us through the evening then. Well, okay, we're out on the floor dancing, you know, throwing some moves down.

Brooke, I'm telling you, even you would like what I got going. And then we had a little kiss right after the dance. You know, throwing some moves down. And, Brooke, I'm telling you, even you would like what I got going. Oh, thanks. And then we had a little kiss right after the dance. I mean, nothing huge, but nice. You know, nice. So we went and found a place to talk somewhere quiet. And we talked for a little bit. Got a number.

She got my number. You know, we exchanged information. And then I threw out, well, why don't you come back to my place tonight? But I wasn't even thinking in that term. It's just, let's keep this going. It's fun. Okay, so she said she wanted to go back with you to your place. So we were leaving, and we're so far as the parking lot, almost in my car.

And she gets a text from her friends. And they're worried or something, and she takes off right there. What did she say? I'll call you though, but my friends are worried about me. Yeah, because her friends were saving her from the douche who's like just trying to take her home after the first night he met her at a club. Don't be rude to Evan. He's calling him for a second date update.

You don't have to go the douche route. I mean, I'm calling you for help. Yeah, I know. We appreciate you calling in. Okay, well, you know, we'll do the second date update then because you're a douche bag. No, I'm just saying that like you're acting like women are these toys that you get to, you know, play with and it's all this big game. I'm sure you could be a lovely person, Evan. Why wouldn't you just want to say, hey, let's actually go on a real date and maybe she would actually respect that and go out with you again?

Because obviously you want to hook up with the person first. I mean, that's the goal. If that works, then you go out on a real date. I mean, I guess if you're meeting somebody in a club, that's ultimately what guys are trying to do that night. Right, if it's not me, it's someone else. So how many times have you tried to get a hold of her since you guys met?

I've called her a couple times, I've texted her a couple times, and heard nothing. Evan, if you're such a master of the club, why so much interest in this girl? Why couldn't you just go out this weekend and find another potential mate? Okay, here's the thing. Why so much interest in this girl? Why couldn't you just go out this weekend and find another potential mate? Okay, here's the thing. My game always works.

Almost always works, let's be honest. My club game almost always works. I want to know why this time. I'm curious. So it's more you just wonder why this girl's blowing you off more than anything else. How are you resisting? Yeah. Evan always gets a call back. I want to know why this time it didn't work.

All right, Evan. Well, we're going to play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, all right? Okay, thank you. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Welcome back to today's second date update. That's right, in the clubs.

That's where the guy who's on the phone with us lives. His name is Evan, and Evan is a master of the club scene. At least that's what he said when he emailed us. And he's having a hard time because a girl isn't calling him back, which doesn't happen to Evan often. Evan, before we do your second date update, I'm just curious. If you had to put a percentage on what your success rate is with the ladies, what sort of percentage would you give us?

Like how often are you turned down? Oh, 94%. 94% success rate or 94% you're turned down? Oh, success. All right, so this girl is in the 6% of girls who are not calling you back. Wow. That's right. And you can't think of any reason why?

No. No, everything was working. Now, Evan, would you ever be willing to give up your club game for a lady and actually settle down? Well, if my numbers ever dip below 80%, then probably, but not right now. You know if you get to 80%, it's time to hang it up, right? Settle down. That's right. Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now, get her on the phone and get your second date

update. You ready? Let's do this. Alright, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Lana, please? This is Lana. Hey, Lana, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm fine. Are you sure?

Why are you calling me? Because I recently got an email from one of our listeners about you. Okay. So much dramatic pausing. Are you okay, Lana? What are you doing right now? I'm nervous. What's going on?

Well, we do a segment called the second date update on our show. It's basically if you go out on a date with somebody and end up not calling them back, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why. And you recently went out on a date with somebody who listens to our show, and he asked us to call you today. This is really strange I his name is Evan you met him out at the club a little while ago uh-huh did you like Evan oh gosh um I don't know I you don't know if you liked him? I did.

Things started one way and then they ended another way. And so I just don't think that we're a good match. What do you mean it started one way and ended another? Well, we met in the club. And we were like dancing and everything was fine. And then we went off to have a conversation away from all of the... So he told us about that and he said that you guys were actually about to leave to go back to his place. And then your friends texted and were like, oh we're worried about you where are you and then you left I have a question for you did you make up that text message because we've

heard of girls doing that yeah so your friends really didn't have an emergency no all right so you just wanted to get away from Evan. Yes. Was it just that when you actually talked to him, you saw how douchey he was? No. I mean, he's definitely got a bro-y vibe, which I didn't mind. But we were sitting there, and in the club, I hadn't noticed, because it was dark, that he was wearing a Ferrari leather jacket. Oh, stop it. Oh, my God.

Ferrari gear? Yeah. That is amazing. How old is he? Is he really old? Oh, dude. What did you think about him wearing a Ferrari jacket? I thought it was kind of sexy. I liked it.

That is the opposite of what I thought. I'm always confused because dudes who drive nice cars like Ferraris and Porsches, a lot of times they'll rock the keychains and the hats. And I'm just like, do girls like that or is that just a douche move? Well, it's actually funny you mention that because he did have a keychain as well. Of course. And you liked that though. That didn't key chain as well of course and you like that though that didn't bother you it didn't no it didn't bother me we had a really nice conversation about ferraris i started asking and he said it was like life-changing riding in a ferrari because

i've never been in one and he was like really describing it to me and how powerful it makes you feel and really like he was really selling it to me. I was like, wow, that sounds hot. Were you just excited about this guy at a club because now he's a rich guy on top of a guy that you were dancing with? Well, I'm not going to lie. Once I found out about that, I did think he was a little bit of a baller and I was definitely intrigued.

I was definitely on board with the lifestyle that he seemed to be living. Hey, I'd date a dude with a Ferrari, sure. I thank you for being honest about that. A lot of people wouldn't be honest. They'd be like, no, I didn't care. But if I met anybody who had a Ferrari, if I was talking to a girl in the club, I'd be like, yeah, it would be sexy. Yeah, I was very interested in him, and we were going to go for a ride.

We were going to leave. Okay. And we walked outside, and he took out his keys with a Ferrari keychain on it, and he hit the dismantle the alarm button, and he had a Camry. He had a Camry. So he's wearing Ferrari stuff and driving a Camry. Does he have a Ferrari? Did you ask him about that? I don't know.

We had 30 feet before we got to the Camry. I freaked out because I was like, he might be lying about other stuff because it seemed to me that he was presenting himself as one way and really he was another. Do you feel like he was trying to use the Ferrari jacket and the Ferrari keychain as part of his game? I think so. I felt that way. I just felt duped and I didn't like it.

Would you have been at all interested in him if you knew from the get-go that he drove a Camry? It wouldn't have bothered me that he drove a Camry because I was enjoying his company, but I just didn't like that I felt like he was lying. Too bad he wasn't wearing a Camry jacket and a Camry. Hey, Lotto, I would like to ask him if that's just part of the thing that he does to get girls. Aren't you curious? I mean, yeah, I'm pretty curious. Perfect, because he's actually on the other line listening, and we can ask him if that's just part of the thing that he does to get girls aren't you curious i mean yeah i'm pretty curious perfect because he's actually on the other line listening and we can ask him right now oh god are you serious lana i never told you i owned a ferrari okay we just talked about him i never said i owned him that's that's on you if you believe that. I mean, I don't really know

what you expect me to think when you're wearing a Ferrari jacket, you're carrying the keys and the keychain and you're acting like your day-to-day life is driving around in a Ferrari. That is how you presented yourself to me. Don't act like you're on me.

No, no, no. You carry around a Gucci purse. Am I just supposed to assume that you own a factory in Italy? Come on, girl. No, no, no. Look, you carry around a Gucci purse. Am I just supposed to assume that you own a factory in Italy? Come on. That's a terrible... If I'm carrying around a Gucci purse, you can assume that I'm carrying a Gucci purse. I don't assume that you own a Ferrari factory because you have a Ferrari jacket. Yeah, and the difference is she actually has the purse. She's not wearing a jacket that says she has a Gucci purse, and then she pulls out a Kenneth Cole one

Whatever okay, we talked about the time. I drove a Ferrari Right I mean that's in the past past tense. I drove a Ferrari Okay I'm not currently driving one, and I never said I was currently driving a Ferrari You said to me that I should really try it sometime because it's the most powerful feeling on earth being behind the wheel of a Ferrari? You said to me that I should really try it sometime because it's the most powerful feeling on earth. Being behind the wheel of a Ferrari is like having all these horses in front of you and pulling you

around. Yeah, you know what, Lana? Lana, I was going to show you the most powerful thing on earth, but you didn't get my camera. Oh. Oh, Evan. I'm glad that I'm never, ever, ever going to be with you because you tried to dupe me. And if you're lying about your Ferrari, God knows what you're lying about in your pants. I would love to ask you at this point, Lana, would you like to go on a second date with

Evan? We'll pay for it. I would rather drink motor oil. Ferrari motor oil. Ferrari motor oil. Whatever, Lana. One day I will have a Ferrari and you ain't gonna get a ride in. Oh my god.

That's a really nice dream, Evan. I'm really excited for when you get a cardboard box and write Ferrari on the side of it. Whatever. Thank you, Lana. I appreciate your time. You're welcome. And Evan.

Oh, Evan. Sorry you couldn't get a second date, man. Well, bitches be tripping about this shit. Yeah. Brooke and Jubal

in the morning. Ugh. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists,

especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive

balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zittron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics

Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.