Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Crazy Cab Ride

Episode Date: November 7, 2012

Ray BAILED OUT of the cab ride home with Lori after their date! What happened that made him LEAVE before he could take her back to his place? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I have had some horrible ones. It's your second date update. We've got Lori on the phone with us now. She emailed us. Hi, Lori. How are you? I'm okay. How are you?

Pretty good. Don't listen to Jubal. It's okay that you're normal, that you had a bad first date, and that is in case of that. Not everybody can be perfect like me and have just nothing but great dates. You emailed us about a guy named Ray. Tell us about your date. We got some drinks at a bar, and it was getting late, and the bar was closing. So we got in the cab.

We shared a cab, and we're, like, making out. Nice. Making out in the back of the cab. It's always classy. Come on. Oh, I've done that a lot, too. It was fun. So did you go back to this place?

Well, I was pretty buzzed, and I don't remember what all happened in the cab. What I remember is we're making out, everything's going really, really well, and suddenly I was alone in the cab. That's the last thing you remember. I love that some people's buzzed or other people's just wasted.

Just own it. You were wasted. Blacked out. Well, I do remember he said something like he was going to go out more with his buddies. Okay. Okay. So you kind of remember that? Yeah.

Is the purpose of this to see if he'll go out with you again or do you just want to know what happened? Well, it's kind of both because I really like him and I'm gonna maybe see him again through our friends and I'm really confused. Like, I don't know what happened. Now, have you tried to get a hold of him? I have and he's not returning any of my texts. Alright, that's interesting. I'm excited to hear what happened, mostly because you don't even know what happened.

I know, and I really want to know. Okay, we're going to call him right after this and get his answer, okay? Okay. Moving 92.5 Brook and Jubal in the Morning Second Date Update If you go out on a date and somebody doesn't call you back, you can have us call them and ask why it's your second date update. Or if you go out on a date, get too drunk,

can't remember what happened in the back of a cab, and just want to piece your night together, we'll call them that way too. That's so funny. That's exactly what happened to Lori. Lori, are you now ready to call the guy that you want to get a second date update from? His name's Ray? Yes. Okay.

Can I ask you real quick, Lori, are you a sloppy drunk? I don't know. I usually take that as yes. So again, Lori went out with this dude named Ray and they were making out in the back of the cab. They were drunk. The last thing she remembers is being alone in the cab, so he got out

at some point. Alright, I'm going to call him right now, okay? Okay. Hello? Can I speak to Ray, please? Speaking. Ray, what's up, dude? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5.

How are you? I'm good. I'm sorry. Say that one more time. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station moving 92.5. I wanted to ask you a question about a mutual friend we have if you got a second. Yes. Okay.

Her name is Lori. It's a girl that you kind of hung out with at a bar and ended up making out with in a cab, if you remember. Yes, I do. All right. How did you find out about this? You know, she's a friend of mine. Okay. So she was in the back of the cab, and the last thing she remembers is making out with you, and then you weren't in the cab anymore, so we just kind of wanted to figure out like what happened. Where'd you go?

Is it gonna be okay with Laurie you think if I talk about this with you? Oh definitely I guarantee she won't mind We were just showing a cab back to my place, so I I thought it was gonna be a really good day right and yeah, we were just kind of hooking up, making out. And then the middle of this kiss, I hear and I feel this fart. What? Oh, no. What did you feel?

She farted. Guys, that's embarrassing. And then the worst thing is that she played the cab driver. Maybe it was the cab driver. How do you know? I could feel it. And it smelled like salmon. It was...

Oh, no, no. Hey, Ray? Lori's actually on the phone with us right now. Oh, my God. She obviously doesn't remember tooting while you guys were kissing. Lori, do you remember that at all? No. Lori, girls don't fart, right?

Well, in private. Do you have a problem with a little excessive gas when you get too drunk there, Lori? I don't know. I mean, I feel awful. I am humiliated for her right now. Wait, so, Ray, did you get out of the cab because it smelled that bad? Well, I mean, the funny thing is that

actually, after she denied it, she farted a second time. No way! And then, it just got so awkward because she kept denying it. Obviously,

she wouldn't roll the window down. And, I just felt so embarrassed for her. I didn't mind it, but I just felt so, she was so embarrassed about it.

Well, she just hotboxed the cab with a freaking fart. Of course she's embarrassed. So how did this transpire? Because she doesn't remember. Did you just tell the cab driver to pull over and you left? It just got so uncomfortable, and I felt really bad for her. Why was it uncomfortable? Did I say I was sorry?

You didn't say anything. You said it was the cab driver, but I know it was you. It's okay. Lori, you wanted to know what happens in the back of a cab when you're wasted. Farts happen. That's exactly what happened. Hey, Ray and Lori, as we do with these second date updates, we'll offer to pay

for you guys to go on a second date. Lori, would you be interested in going out with Ray again? If he doesn't just like abandon me.

I know that's maybe a lot to ask. Ray, would you want to go out with Lori again? Yes, absolutely. I would.

I would. We'll just stay away from salmon in Mexico. I would. I would. We'll just stay away from salmon and Mexican. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky

credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics,

entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And I set out to explore this idea in my podcast. And now, Mini Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Listen to Mini Questions on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers.