Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Crazy for Mother Nature

Episode Date: August 9, 2016

Is there ANYTHING more sensual and soothing, than the beautiful sounds of nature, playing gently in your ear drums, as you bike through a sunny meadow? But all of it gets RUINED by one simple thing. And for Veronica, it's a huge deal breaker. Listen in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You've got to check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update

The guy on the phone to do a second date update today took his date biking. That's awesome. I've gone on a bike date before. It didn't work very well for me. Why? I showed up. She was on her bike. I had my tricycle with me. And she thought that was cute at first, but it was just really tough to keep up with her. Yeah. You know, trying to pedal the tricycle behind her.

Then I got frustrated and got off the thing, ended up throwing it into the water. It was by where we were biking. Cussed at her and stormed off. It's the last time I ever go on a bike date, I can tell you that much. Hopefully his bike date went better than mine. What's up, Scott? How are you? I'm doing good, guys. How you doing?

Not too bad. Thank you very much for your email and agreeing to do the second date update. So tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today. Well, her name is Veronica and I actually met her in a hot yoga class. I always think it's kind of weird for a guy to hit on a girl in a hot yoga. Well, it wasn't in a hot yoga. It was actually outside of hot yoga. You didn't do it right in the middle of the class? Like it's all quiet and they're going to be like, hey, what's your name? My name's Scott. You can call me Scotty B. You didn't do it right in the middle of the class? Like, it's all quiet, and they're going to be like, hey, what's your name?

My name's Scott. You can call me Scotty B. You didn't do it like that? No, because it was my first time doing hot yoga, and I didn't realize how hot hot yoga got. It's true to its name, sir. Yeah, well, I almost passed out. So I had to excuse myself from the hot yoga room, and then, like, maybe a minute later, Veronica passed out. So I had to excuse myself from the hot yoga room.

And then, like, maybe a minute later, Veronica comes out. It was her first time, and she didn't know how hot it was. So you guys both were about to pass out. Yes. That's awesome. So we were both in the hall, dehydrated, and sort of laughing at each other. And so, you know, struck up a conversation over that. And it turns out we're both, you know,

we both like to exercise and stay fit. And I told her I like biking. And she said she liked biking. So I said, maybe you'd like to go biking sometime. And she said, sure. So I got her number and we set up a biking date. That's pretty cute because nobody looks attractive when they walk out of a hot yoga class, especially when they're about to pass out. No. No. Yes. We both needed water pretty bad at that point. So how long after you met did you go on your bike date? It was about three days later. Okay.

So it was pretty soon. Yeah. And I'm hoping you showed up to your bike date dressed like you were doing the Tour de France. Just all like, yeah, spandexed out everywhere. No, there was no spandex on my part No there was no spandex On my part She was wearing spandex

And she looked fantastic in them She also packed us a lunch That's cute It was cool So we biked for about an hour We stopped We had lunch We had some great conversation over lunch

We were both laughing at each other And it was a great time We packed up had lunch. We had some great conversation over lunch. We were both laughing at each other and it was a great time. We packed up, biked another hour back to where our cars were. And then we get to the cars and she just, you know, she throws her bike in the back of hers and says, you know, I really got to go talk to you later. That was it? Like she didn't stop to talk or you guys didn't hug or kiss or anything? No, no hug, no kiss, no nothing. Did she seem pissed about something? Not pissed.

Just, um, she just seemed like she was in a real big hurry and she just packed up and left. Did she seem nervous at any point during the date? Like, sometimes I get nervous and I do weird things. No, it wasn't like that at all. No awkwardness at all. That's good.

At least I thought so. You didn't flash her while you guys were out in the woods, did you? Just a little flash? No. And maybe you forgot about it? Yeah, I would have remembered

if I would have flashed her. Are you sure? I forget all the time that I do and then people remind me. It is an issue. But even if she was in a hurry, I can't understand why she will not return any of my phone calls.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, if she even had to get out of there for an appointment or something like that. Which I understand completely. If she had to be somewhere but the thing was, she never said she had to be anywhere. So it sort of came out of nowhere. It's like, ooh, I gotta go. Alright, maybe she's in a hurry for something. And then, like, that was about a week ago.

I've been calling her, and no answer, no return calls. What was the last thing she said to you? I'll talk to you later. Oh, that's brief. She lied to you because she's obviously not talking to you later. All right, well, we're going to play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? All right. Thanks a lot, guys.

Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Right in the middle of a second date update. In case you missed the first part, Scott is on the phone with us, and he wants to call a girl named Veronica. They went out biking for a date, had a fun time,

and at the end of their bike ride, she just got to the car, threw her stuff in, and left. Like in a hurry. No real goodbye or anything, and she hasn't called him since. So we're about to get her on the phone and find out what went wrong on the date. Scott, I think I might have figured it out for you, though. Oh, what's that? Yeah, because you have no idea why she would have left like that.

Like the date was fine, everything seemed good. No idea. I think there's a couple options. One, I know when I go on bike rides, long bike rides like you guys went on, it shakes things up and I usually have to go to the bathroom. So maybe she had to take a Tuesday

and that's why she was leaving in a rush or she actually did it while you guys were riding on the bike path and had to leave. Poop is one of the reasons that you're naming. Or she's addicted to meth. And her dealer just got a shipment in that day. And so she had to run out to that.

And then she's been holed up in like a meth den for the past couple weeks. And hasn't answered you because she's been doing that. So those are probably the two best options I can think of right now. Well, yeah, I'm not too keen on either of them. Okay. Maybe we should just call her and find out. All right. I guess that's a good idea. I'll dial her phone number right now and get her on the phone and see what went wrong. Yeah. I mean, maybe she'll answer in a method. I don't know, dude. I mean, she seems kind of shady to me. Yeah. Because most people you meet in a hot yoga class are normally meth heads.

Those two things go hand in hand. Meth addicts love it. Okay, man. I'm going to dial the phone number right now. See if we can get her on the phone and get your second date update, okay? Thanks a lot, guys. Yeah. Hello? Hi, I was looking for Veronica. Yes, this is her. Hey, Veronica, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

It's a morning radio show. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't really listen to the radio. Why exactly are you guys calling? Well, I'm calling you because one of our listeners sent us an email about you and asked us if we could get you on the phone. Oh, okay. one of our listeners sent us an email about you and asked us if we could get you on the phone oh okay his name is scott he's a guy that you recently went on a date with um yeah well he emailed us because he says after your date and after your bike ride you just sort of like threw your stuff in the car and left in a rush and haven't talked to him since.

So he was wondering if we could get you on the phone and ask him why you don't want to talk to him. I, you know, I really don't want my business out there. I mean, is this like, can people hear me? Yes, but is it your business? If it's something that like is embarrassing for you, you don't have to talk about it. But you can just tell me if he did something wrong. That's really all I need to know. I mean, yes, it was his fault.

Okay. So if it's nothing bad on you, do you mind telling us what he did so that at least we can give him an answer? I'd really appreciate it. I mean, if that's what's going to make him sleep better at night, okay. It will. Thank you. So what did he do? I mean, you know, when I first met him, I thought he was a really good guy.

He seemed like a really nice guy. But after our date, I have no respect for him no respect for him that's huge none I just feel like he's a completely different person than who I thought he was did he say something like horrible to you no it's just I don't respect him and the things that he contributes to and you know I I just don't respect him as a human being the things that he contributes to. And, you know, I just don't respect him as a human being. The things that he contributes to? I actually got there a lot sooner than he did. So I had unpacked my bike and I kind of met him at the beginning of the trail. So, you know, we had our date. And when we got back, I noticed he drove this enormous SUV.

I'm still waiting for a problem. I mean, they contribute to a lot of pollution that's going on in the world today. So you're not calling him back because he drives an SUV? I can't date somebody who is knowingly polluting the environment. I mean, if you really look, literally an SUV will kill 20 birds a month. That's 200 birds he's killing a year by driving some astronomically big vehicle. But why wouldn't you just tell him that? Did that upset you?

Because he's not going to change. That's who he is. And if that's who he is, I don't want to be with him. I plan on having kids one day, and he's destroying the environment that my kids are going to change. That's who he is. And if that's who he is, I don't want to be with him. I plan on having kids one day. And he's destroying the environment that my kids are going to grow up in. So you hate SUVs. And that's the reason. No, I don't hate SUVs.

I hate people that drive SUVs that are destroying the environment that I live in. The air that I'm breathing. Okay. You guys are laughing at me while you're talking to me. I don't understand. The reason that we're laughing is it seems like kind of an extreme move to not date somebody just because of the car they drive. An extreme move?

Do you know that pollution kills more than 1 million seabirds and 100 million mammals every year? I did not know that. You're killing the environment. But the thing is, I think it's an incredibly noble cause. I just don't know if your tactic for tackling the environmental issues

is probably just not dating people who drive SUVs. So what are you doing to help the environment? I'm guessing nothing. At all. Whoa! Yeah, Brooke! I recycle. I compost, okay? I compost. Did you know

that we are the number two country producing carbon dioxide on a daily basis? Number two. Number one is China. I did not know that. It is messed up. I would love

to tell Scott all this information to let him know what a bad person he is. Don't you? I sense your sarcasm, and I really don't even want to talk to him. He's a bad person, he's bad for the environment,

and I don't want anything to do with him. That's going to be kind of tough because he's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. Hey, Veronica, it's me, the bird killer. Are you going to outlaw cats because they kill birds too? What's going on? I didn't even know he was on the phone.

What are you guys doing? It's a detail I left out. I didn't know I was such a bad person like Jack the Ripper. Holy cow. You are a bad person. I drive an SUV. So do thousands of other people. You don't need an SUV. You don't even have a family. It's just one. Get drive an SUV. So do thousands of other people.

You don't need an SUV. You don't even have a family. It's just one. Get a smaller car. Good point. You're telling me how to live my life? Bottom line, Scott, you are destroying the world with your SUV. And you know what? I think it's disgusting and repulsive.

So it is what it is. Wow. Well, you know what? Bottom think it's disgusting and repulsive. So it is what it is. Well, you know what? Bottom line, you're insane. You know, I respect the environment as well, okay? Just because I don't drive the kind of car you think I should drive doesn't mean I don't care. Doesn't mean I'm a bad person at all. I'm surprised you just didn't take a match and light the whole entire forest up while we were doing.

I'm surprised you just didn't burn everything down. So that's what you're doing driving an SUV. Wow, you know what? After hearing you talk, I'm surprised you didn't drug me and harvest my organs for birds. What? My God. The world would be a better place without you. I probably should have done something like that.

Veronica, Veronica, don't you think that you're being a little extreme? Like, you know, your message is getting lost. She's being crazy. You know what, Scott? I'm the only one in this whole entire conversation that's actually speaking the truth. And I'm actually glad I'm on the radio so it can expose how mindless and how simple and how disgusting you are as a person. Oh, my God. And by the way, hold on.

My last fact. By the way. Oh, another fact. Okay, let's hear it. Oh, yeah. You're driving an SUV using gas because you're not in a hybrid or an electric vehicle. Well, every one million tons of oil that is shipped, approximately one ton of that gets wasted in the water. So now you're not only pollutioning our air, it's the ocean, it's the air, it's everything.

You're an evil person. This is a perfect time to ask Veronica, would you like to go out on a second date with Scott? We will pay for it. You must be stupid to even ask me that question. I'm not going out with that guy again. I am kind of stupid, yes. So no second date. It doesn't matter because after

hearing her talk, my d*** has gone up into my body. Wow. That seems also But I won't be urinating anymore so I won't flush the toilet and I'll be saving the earth. That's an interesting way to think about it. Well, actually, your d*** inside your body will be great because that means you're not going to be populating the earth with more

idiots like you. Nice burn. But I can drive them around in my SUV because I got plenty of f***ing room in the back. Wow. Alright, well, you guys. Scott, thank you for your email. Scott, thank you for your email.

Veronica, thank you for your time. I just want you to take comfort in knowing that your message was heard loud and clear. Very loud. Good. Yeah. Thank you, Veronica. Goodbye. Scott?

Can you believe her? That's the most crazy bulls**t I've heard. Holy crap. I don't know. The crazy bulls**t I've heard. Holy crap. I don't know. The crazy bulls**t I've heard is that you drive an SUV, you bad, bad man. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, I'm feeling very guilty about driving in my SUV right now. And you should.

Do you know how many birds have had to die so you could get to work this morning? You evil, ignorant person. It's Brick and Jubal in the morning. Talking, of course, about today's second date update. This guy, Scott, wanted to call a girl named Veronica. They went biking. The problem with their date was when they got back to their car, she didn't know what he was driving. And he put his bike in back of his SUV.

And that was too much for her to handle because he's killing the world with all of his pollution. The sad part is she really does have a point. She just gets it lost in her crazy because she was so angry, and so nobody gets to hear what she actually had to say. Somebody texted in at 78592 says, The earth environmental psycho probably smells her own farts. I don't know where the smelling your own farts comes from, but I could see that happening for some

reason. Another text in at 78592 that says, I think she just talked me into buying a diesel truck. So maybe she did do some good. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is just email the show, brookandjubilantmoving925.com. What you doing at the Seahawks game? It's coming up at 810.

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I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E. Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet hey now's your chance you gotta check them out listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts