Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Cuddle Time

Episode Date: September 6, 2013

Kylie met Walt at a Pub Crawl and things were going SO WELL, they went back her to her apartment... but what he asked her to DO once they got there shocked us all! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brook and Jubal's Second Date Update. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email us, brookandjubel at moving925.com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Kylie is on the phone with us right now. Hi, Kylie. Hi. How are you? Wow.

Is Kylie making you nervous? You get all tongue-tied when I talk to a lady. Kylie. I was trying to say, how are you? Oh, way with a gentleman, Kylie. Yeah. I'm very smooth. Can't tell. Anyway, Kylie, tell us about the guy Kylie. I'm very smooth. Can't tell.

Anyway, Kylie, tell us about the guy that you want us to call. His name is Walt, and I met him actually on a pub crawl. And he was one of the only guys that came up to me and, like, talked to me. And so we spent, like, the whole night together. Nice. That was a very weird way of saying it, Kylie. Like, well, he was the only dude that talked to me and so we spend like the whole night together and that was a very weird way of saying it kind of like well he was the only dude that talked to me so i hung out with him all night did you like him or was it just i did no i did i'm a little nervous my my friend put me up to email you guys oh okay you have good friends no You have friends that make poor decisions.

Did you guys go on an actual date, or was this the date? The pub crawl was the date. That's where we met. But after it was over, we decided we wanted to keep spending time together. So he came over to my house to hang out, watch a movie. Oh, watch a movie. I imagine Walt just being like, hey, so you want to go? And Kylie, yes.

Whatever it is. You're the dude that talked to me. I will go anywhere with you. Kylie, you're making this all sound really sober, too. And every pub crawl I've been on by the last bar is not so, hey, you want to go see a movie? No, yeah, not sober at all. So you went back to your place

to watch a movie and then what happened? So we end up cuddling on the couch and he had this really strange request that kind of threw me for a loop. He wanted to be the Little Stone.

He actually asked you for it? No. He asked for it. He, like, insisted. What? That's weird. I will say sometimes my husband likes to be little spoon because he likes to feel my boobs. No, I hate.

No. I like being little spoon. Being big spoon, you can feel around and grab the boobs. That's true. But little spoon, you just feel more comforted and safe. But if you're not ready for the boob grab, it's a good way to feel what you're working with. I'm just saying. Or it's a good way to feel like you're in the womb again.

And mama's holding you. This has got to be a whole other crazy level. Anyway, so he insisted that he was the little spoon. Yeah, and I, you know, I was like, okay, I guess. Why not? So we cuddle on my couch, and he ends up falling asleep. Wait, did he fall asleep or did he pass out? Probably passed out.

Okay. So I go back into my bedroom, and I go to sleep. I wake up the next morning to go, like, check on him, and he's gone. Yeah, that's got to be kind of a, okay. Yeah, maybe he's just a little embarrassed. Right. The little spoon thing, passing out. I say that I like being the little spoon, but not with, like, a girl who I just met.

Right. It was a little weird. Did you really like him at this point still? Like, you saw him not on your couch, and you were disappointed he had left? Yeah. I was bummed. I thought we could do the whole, you know, let's make

breakfast or go get breakfast and get to know each other when we're sober kind of thing. Did he not try to make a move on you at all? No. No, not at all. I'm kind of questioning on if you picked up a guy who was maybe not into your type. Not into you, yeah. If you know what I mean. A couple of girlfriends

cuddling and watching a movie. This is what I'm getting from what happened. Talking fashion. Maybe he has a girlfriend and that was his way of not hooking up with her because he had guilt

all of a sudden. Yeah, or he has a boyfriend. Either one. Maybe he's involved. We don't know. All right, we're going to play a song. Come back, call him

and get your second date update. All right? All right. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. That whole song played and nobody came over here

and held me. In the small spoon style. Yes. And it'd be really easy because we're all bigger than you. It is. The second part of your second date update. Kylie's on the phone with us. I bring up the spooning thing because that's exactly what happened on her date with this dude, Walt, that she met at a pub crawl.

They hung out for a little while, went back to her place. He demanded that he be the little spoon, right, Kylie? Yep. That's so weird that you want to call him back after that. Like, I would think that you would think that was strange. I do think it's strange, but we had a really good time.

We just had a really great connection. Or Kylie, he's really hot and you're willing to overlook it. Just to refresh everybody's memory, they spooned. He said he wanted to be the little spoon. Then he fell asleep on the couch. Kylie went to her bed, slept there, woke up. He was gone. They texted a little bit and then all of a sudden it just

stopped. I think it's more strange that he passed out. He didn't try anything. He never made a move or anything, and he was drunk. That's why I'm thinking maybe he thought she introduced herself as Kyle. Oh, yeah. Instead of Kylie. Could that be Kylie?

I don't think so. Okay. I'm pretty sure I look like a girl. Okay. All right, we're going to call him right now, get him on the phone, and see if we can answer, okay? Alright. Hello?

Hi, is Mr. Littlespoon there? Right off the bat. Hello? What? Speak to Walt. This is Walt. Hey, Walt, how are you? Now speak to Walt. This is Walt. Hey, Walt, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. Uh, hello, I am good. How are you? I'm pretty good. I'm excited to be talking to you, Walt.

You went out with a friend of the show on a date. Well, I shouldn't say date. I mean, you guys met at a pub crawl and then hung out. Her name is Kylie. Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh, yes, I do. Yes. Yeah. Kylie said that you guys had a good time, spooned on the couch.

She told you that? Yeah. She said that you requested to be the little spoon. Oh. Can we just ask you right off the bat, what's your little spoon? Why? You know, I love being the little spoon. Who doesn't?

It feels like you're being cradled by your mother again. What? You're a guy. You're not cradling. What? I don't. Walt, I'm kind of. I think it's comforting.

Walt, I'm kind of with you there. I like being the little spoon, too. But I don't think I would do it the first time I was hanging out with someone. I'd ease them into being the little spoon. Oh, God. No, I'm a proud little spooner. Oh, my God. I have not one friend that has ever said they like the little spoon.

Good for you, Walt. Wear it proud. Wear it proud, buddy. You like what you like. For all the little spoons living in the closet out there come out and be proud that brings me to my next question is there a reason that you are not getting back to kylie that's why we're calling because kylie would like to go out again but then haven't called her and haven't texted her and she wants to see if she did something

wrong or offended you um well we're doing the pub crawl together with a bunch of people. And she invites me back to her place to hang out. And I'm thinking, sure, you know, I'm kind of just going with the flow and everything's going good. And I kind of realized that she maybe wanted to hook up. And at that point, I felt really bad to tell her the truth. But I am gay. I am very gay. I knew it. Okay. And by the time that I was at her house, you know, to tell her that I'm gay then,

it feels like that I'm really just kind of making an excuse not to hang out with her. So that's when I was like, hey, can I be the little spoon? That was kind of like a big mission to keep our parts and our mouths

away from each other. And then, I'm not proud of it, but I just acted like I was asleep and then she went to bed and I just left. Oh,

you didn't even crash. You're sweet, Walt. You are. Hey, Walt. I know, Walt. I want to just go shopping. The girls love you. I know, Walt. I want to just go shopping with you and hang out and get some lattes. I mean, he's right. I would have thought he was full of it if he would have told me that in the heat of the moment.

Walt, I should also let you know that Kylie is on the phone and has been listening this whole time. Hi, Walt. I'm sorry, Kylie. I should have handled things way better, but I didn't want to make you feel bad. No, it's... I mean, are you... Are you, like...

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. I'm 100% sure. Very gay. Yeah, like how... On a scale of one to Adam Lambert, how gay are you? I'm probably like a 9.8. Kylie, have you made this mistake before with men?

Are you not, your gaydar is a little off? No, I feel like I have a pretty finely tuned gaydar. I think you got to get it retuned because I'm pretty gay. Take it to the shop, get it tuned up. I probably should have told her or put out more signs or something, but, you know, I was just kind of going with the flow and having fun. Kylie, now that you know the news, would you like to still go out on a second date with Walt? I mean, I feel like, you know, I don't think Walt should close any doors.

You know, we should go out again and just, like, see what happens. Hey, Walt, we will pay for you guys to go out on a second date. Are you willing to give it a shot with a woman? I will go out as best buddies. Oh, what? You don't think I could convince you? Oh, she's still trying. I like it. as best buddies. Oh, what? You don't think I could convince you? Oh, she's still trying. I like it.

She's persistent. Your seductive lady voice has no power over me. I don't think it really works that way, Kylie. And Walt, you said you'd go out with her, so we're going to send you guys out on a date, okay? A friend date. Yeah, that'd be fun. Well, we can be friends.

Yeah. I want to see if she can turn you around. Alright, we'll see. I'll let you know. She can try. I'll just fake like I passed out if it gets weird. Just at the dinner table. Oh, my face. Broken Jubal

in the morning. If you can't hear what I'm trying to say. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily show and in your ears with the daily show ears edition podcast from his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now plus you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines.

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Snakes, zombies, sharks, heights, speaking in public. The list of fears is endless endless but while you're clutching your blanket in the dark wondering if that sound in the hall was actually a footstep the real danger is in your hand when you're behind the wheel and while you might think a great white shark is scary what's really terrifying and even deadly is distracted driving eyes forward don't drive distracted. Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council.

Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and my latest interview is with Mel Robbins. Work has been seen as the number one cause of stress. How can the let them theory help? As you notice the stress come up, Jay, you're simply going to say, let them. You have no idea right now how much time and energy is being wasted because of other people's behavior. It's like a death by a thousand cuts. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.