Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Date Never Happened

Episode Date: February 7, 2014

James emailed us because he thinks his date LIED to him before the date even really started... Now we're going to call her and find out if what she said was really true. Listen to the Second Date Update! (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. All right, see if you can follow along to this. We're about to do a second date update on a first date that never happened. Well, that doesn't count. It doesn't even make sense.

James is on the phone with us right now. James wants a second date update on a girl that he actually never even went out with. Right, James? What? Yeah, I really appreciate you taking my call because I'm not sure if this even qualifies for a second date update. No. I read your email. It qualifies.

It qualifies. You still met the girl and she blew you off. Why don't you tell everybody in here what happened? Well, this girl Regina and I were set up through friends of friends. So we kind of took a very casual approach. I said, listen, why don't you come over to my place? We'll have a drink. There's a bar right around the corner that I really like and I thought she'd enjoy it

from what her friends told me. And I was like, why don't you come over? We'll have a drink here and then we'll around the corner that i really like and i think i thought she'd enjoy it from what her friends told me and i was like why don't you come over we'll have a drink here and we'll go out you know and just hit this bar and just you know get to know each other okay and you'd never met her before right no i really know okay so she came over and we had a drink we talked a little bit and i just had to you know do a little uh right before the date quaffing make make sure I'm, you know. I said, I'll be right back. That sounded creepy the way you said that. You had to go in there and manscape a little bit.

Like, hey, forgot to trim up just a bit. You want to make sure everything is just where it's supposed to be, you know. What? I don't want to know what you were saying. No, I'm actually really curious. I've never been like, oh, wait, got an adjustment to make. I'll be right back. So you weren't done getting ready. Is that what're saying i wasn't done getting ready and so i you know and i come back and she said listen i just got a text from a really good

friend and her grandmother died and i really need to go and support her and i was like oh jeez i'm sorry that you know that you're a bunch of friend i'm sorry about your friend. I'm sorry. Yeah, go. We'll do this another time. And I was quite upset for her and her friend. I understand that. So she left. And the next day I texted her to say, I hope everything's okay with your friend and give me a call or whatever. And I've never heard back from her.

So she made up the grandma thing. That doesn't sound real. That's kind of sad as far as it goes. That's made up the grandma thing. That doesn't sound real. That's what I'm thinking now. She caught you quaffing yourself and was like, I gotta get out of this situation. He's a quaffer. I'm outta here. How long,

how much time did you actually get together? I don't know, we spent about maybe 15 minutes talking and we had a glass of wine and just hung out. But it was enough to make, like, such a good impression on you that you want to see her again? I would like to see her again. I mean, the thing is, she's beautiful, you know, really bubbly,

seemed very outgoing. I just don't get it. I'm a pretty good-looking guy. I'm in good shape, you know. Okay. Actually, I think I'm a great-looking guy. Is there really? Well-coiffed. Yeah. It made enough'm a great looking guy. Well coiffed.

It made enough of an impression on her to make up somebody dying to get out of a date with you. You can see where that kind of irks me a little. Did you say anything weird, like on the first impression? I don't think so. I mean, I'm a pretty middle of the road kind of guy. You know, we didn't talk about politics or religion.

I kept those two off the table. Alright, well we're going to play a song. Come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? All right, thanks. All right, hang on, man. All right. James, how does it make you feel that a girl probably made up a dead grandmother story to get on a date with you? It doesn't make any sense to me.

I don't see why that would happen. Now, if she is lying, would you still go out with her again? If she has a good excuse, I guess so. I mean, I liked her. I thought she was cool. We know you thought she was hot, but is she fake-a-death hot? Like, could she fake a death and you still go out with her? I think she's got that possibility, yeah.

All right. If you're just tuning in to the Second Date Update, James got set up with this girl Regina. She came over to his house. He was still getting ready. They had a few drinks. He went to go finish getting ready. When he came back, she said her friend's grandma died,

and she left and hasn't called him since. We're about to call her right now. Here we go, James. You ready? Yep. This sounds bad, James. You ready? Yep. That sounds bad, but I really hope her grandma's dead. Is that terrible? What was I saying?

She wasn't lying. No, I agree with you. You guys, that's awful. What's awful would be if she were lying about it. If it actually happened. It's her friend's grandma. How bad would we feel? I'm just saying.

Hello? Hi, can I speak to Regina, please? This is she. Hey, Regina. How are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station, Moving 92.5. Radio station.

Okay. Have you ever heard of us before? I think so. Perfect. That's how most of our listeners feel about the show. I think I've heard it. I'm not really sure. We do a little thing on our show called the second date update where you go out on a date with someone and then blow them off. That person emails us to call you and ask why. you recently met a guy named James do you remember James oh god okay so James liked you he liked meeting you he was kind of sad that he wasn't able to go out on your date oh no and he said it was an unfortunate incident one of your friends

had a grandmother who passed away and you had to leave before you even got a chance to go out, but you haven't answered any of his phone calls. So James is wondering, did he do something wrong? You know, just tell him, I guess, since it sounds like you're in touch with him for some reason, just thanks, but no thanks. Is there any particular reason? You know, I'm just pretty sure that I... I'm almost 90% sure he's...

I just don't want to be associated with him. You're almost 90% sure he's what? This is interesting. That he has a girlfriend. What? Oh, really? Really? Yeah.

And I just don't want to be associated with him, so just tell him thanks. What did he do that you're 90% sure he has a girlfriend? He... Oh, God. There are women's clothing, red lacy lingerie, like, in his apartment,

and he obviously has a girlfriend. What? Wait! Was lingerie just, like, hanging out on the couch, or...? They were in his room. Like, I walked by to see where he went and, like, what happened to him. He was, like, still getting ready

for, like, a long time, and I was like, oh, I and what happened to him. He was still getting ready for a long time, and I was like, oh, I'm going to go find him. What's going on? Why wouldn't you just ask him instead of making up a grandma death? I don't know if I'd ask. I cannot. I just want nothing to do with that. I've seen these situations unfold so many times,

I'd just rather nip it in the bud and be like, I don't want to be associated with that. I don't want to be a part of that. I don't want to be any part of any hurt. Regina, if you just met a guy and you've met him for 15 minutes and then you see women's lingerie in his bedroom, I wouldn't bring that up either and be like, hey, real quick, what are those underwear about, jerk?

Have you addressed your friends, though, that set you up? Because that's pretty shady if your friends are setting you up with a dude who has a girlfriend. I've had that happen before where they didn't know that he had a girlfriend okay so you have a history and then later on would come out and come clean and be like um you know by the way i'm really sorry there's a girlfriend regina i'm really glad that you didn't confront him about it because it gives you the opportunity to do it here right now because james is actually on the phone with us and heard what you just said james i can't believe you were

snooping around my apartment why would you snoop around my apartment i didn't you were taking forever i walked by to come find you i saw that i didn't like pick up. I didn't snoop in it. You're disgusting. You're way off. I do not have a girlfriend. Why would I invite you over to my place if I had a girlfriend, for one? Why would I do that? That's a good point. For two, I don't know. I'm amazed. You just

didn't strike me as somebody who goes snooping around my apartment. I didn't go snooping. Don't change the subject and try and put this on me. You're a pig. Can we get to the real issue? Why do you have women's lingerie in your underwear, in your room, James? Okay, that's a very private thing. Oh, my God. It wasn't like it was just one pair.

It was like a slew of stuff. Really? Listen, all right? You lied about somebody dying to end a date. James. You lied about somebody's grandmother dying. James, why do you have women's lingerie in your bedroom if you don't have a girlfriend or any female around your house?

Because there's nothing gay about this, all right? But they're mine. Oh, my god! James, put that stuff away before you invite a date over to your house! Listen to me, listen to me, alright? Oh my gosh! I don't know, I couldn't tell you exactly how it just started, but I got a group of friends, we played poker together, and somebody suggested that one time we should dress up as women.

What?! So we did. A drag poker night? and somebody suggested that one time we should dress up as women. What? So we did. A drag poker night? Yeah. We have a drag poker night once a month. Oh, my God. Yeah, right. That's a pile of crap.

All right, yeah. You don't believe him. You really don't believe me. I mean, why don't you come to our next drag poker night? It's a $50 buy-in. Oh, my God. Yeah, right. I mean, why don't you come to our next drag poker night? It's a $50 buy-in. Oh my god, yeah, right. I'm down to go. I might just have some ladies lingerie laying around my place. Throw on.

Regina, can I ask, does that make you more or less offended by the situation now that you found out they're not a girlfriend and they're his? I am not afraid of cross-dressing, but I don't know if I'm ready to have that. Regina, coming from a guy,

I would much rather fess up to having a girlfriend and having a lie to you than being like, no, I put on chicks undies all the time. Me and my buddies get together and have lingerie parties. It's hysterical. I look so bad.

It's funny. Not bad. I just want to know which one of your friends Like hey I got a great idea you guys Let's spice this poker night up And I'll dress like chicks And we find out that he's actually the only one Doing it

James would you still like to go out with Regina Yes You do Regina do you want to go out on a date with James? We will pay for it. Oh, no. Come on. I mean, he's being honest.

He laid it out there. He's vulnerable on the radio. He still likes you. No. No. No, you won't go out on a date with him because he wears women's panties. Yeah. Bummer.

But thank you anyway. You're really missing out. You're missing out because you guys can borrow each other's clothes. Victoria's Secret Shopping. Yeah. Oh, girls day. Broken Jubal in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show,

and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics entertainment sports and more joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors and with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy

are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove.

Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E, Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet,

hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.