Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Disney Date

Episode Date: October 16, 2020

Today's couple met on a Disney fan page.... And had a Disney THEMED date...But then, had a very PETTY, UN-Disney like ending!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Find bread and butter wines in your favorite store. Moving 92.5. Second date update. Look, I'll admit, we're not the most wholesome show in morning radio. Okay?

Between Jose's drunk movie reviews, Brooke's rampant infidelity, and my extremely low-cut V-necks. Oh, yeah. I mean, I see nipple a lot. Well, that's pretty much suspenders, bro. I mean, we're deviants. Yes. What can I say?

But maybe the one redeeming thing about us is we all love Disney. Yeah. Oh, that's true. Of course. Seriously. For real. Who doesn't? The songs, the bright colors, the devilishly handsome princes.

That's not why I like them. Me and you, Jeffrey. Let's do this. What's not to love? And I know we're not alone. In fact, one of our listeners is a huge Disney fan, too. His name's Kenny. And apparently, Disney is what helped Kenny find romantic connection.

Oh, wow. Look at that. But he needs a little bit of help. That's why he emailed in to us. He's on the phone right now. Hey, Kenny. Hi, guys. How are you? Yeah, well, you do sound

like a Disney fan. You're so happy, Kenny. I do. I love Disney, but I gotta be honest, I like you guys, too. You're not so bad. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the second happiest place on Earth. Are you trying to find your happily ever after, Kenny? Yeah. If you could help me out, that would be so awesome.

I know a place that does that for very, very cheap, if you could help me out, that would be so awesome. I know a place that does that for very very cheap, if you want to know. We'll see how this goes today. Okay, let's just focus on the woman that you want to call today. What's her name? Her name is Steph. Steph? Yeah, Steph. And you know, you

did mention that I'm into Disney, as I told you in my email. I met her on a Disney fan site, of all places. Oh, you I'm into Disney, as I told you in my email. I met her on a Disney fan site of all places. Oh, you're that into Disney. I feel like you can't call yourself a fan of anything anymore unless it's like you live that life. Unless you're on the site. Yeah.

No, it's not like it's a Disney dating. It's a fan site. It's kind of nice. Occasionally, there's like trolls that get on our site, and they start posting like rude comments, you know. Well, you know what? Every Disney movie has a villain. And those eight-year-olds can be really vicious. So I understand.

What happened? Oh, this guy. This guy makes a post, and he says that people without kids should be banned from going to the parks. Oh, that's ridiculous. It's for all ages. Exactly. Exactly. And that's what I said.

I clapped back and I just said, look, Disney is for everyone. I don't have kids. And I go to the parks all the time. I even posted. I said, look, going to the parks without children is amazing. Oh, I bet. I never thought of that. You tell him.

Yeah. I mean, you don't have to do that stupid teacup ride ever. No, no. You move through the park so much faster. You don't have to spend a bunch of money on souvenirs and extra food and stuff. You don't have to carry a lot. Well, and getting on rides must be awesome because normally when I'm with my family, it's like, oh, you need how many? Five?

Okay, wait for the next one. You can just hop on. I know, exactly. And sometimes you even get to cut up. But, you know, I see these parents and I got no problem with people with their children, but they're pushing a stroller and they're carrying all their stuff for their child. I'm sorry. I mean, I feel like we're kind of derailing.

Like, we understand how adamant you are. Where do you meet this woman? When does she come in? Sure, sure. So I commented, you know, I'm defending going to Disney. And she actually saw that and messaged me. And she was like, hey, way to put this guy in his place. She actually called me a Disney prince.

Oh, wow. She's got the moves. She's on brand. I know. And so I thought that was kind of cute. And so, you know, we had a little side conversation. Eventually, we exchanged our Instagrams, and we started messaging back and forth. Okay.

And after messaging so often, I decided to ask her out. Did you take her to Disneyland? Not yet. Not yet. I don't have that kind of budget. Okay. So I thought it'd be kind of cute we went there's a mall nearby that i know has a disney store uh so i thought it'd be cute if we met up at the mall and like went to the disney store browse around did she like that idea she did

and she picked up this stuffed lilo doll you know from that movie uh liloilo and Stitch. And she said, oh, I love that movie. And, you know, I always wanted one of these. So I thought it would be kind of cool. I bought it for her there. She was really happy about that. And it's always cute because, like, if the relationship works out, you have a memento from your first date. That's right.

And if it doesn't work out, you have something to destroy to help you get over. That's good, Jeffrey. It was just a sweet, sweet moment. At the end of the night, I took her to her car and said goodnight. I went in to kiss her goodnight. I thought we had a good time. And she kind of backed away from the kiss, but she gave me a big, solid hug. And then I said, would you like to hang out again?

And she said, yeah. This was about a week and a half ago or so, and I haven't heard from her. All right, Prince Charming, you just hold on a second. We're going to play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Princess Steph for you. Oh, I like her.

And we'll see if we can get that glass slipper to fit, OK? Awesome. Thank you. I meant that in a totally platonic way, OK? I know. I felt like a national

commercial fan. No, just a date. We'll find out. Hold on. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, we're talking to Kenny, who's a big Disney fan. Yes. Very big. And he took out Steph, who's a fellow Disney lover, on a romantic Disney date.

They went to the Disney store at the mall where he bought her a Lilo doll. He even got a hug towards the end of the night. But, you know, it's funny. Kenny, I rarely do this. I was looking back at your email though, and there's something you wrote there that you didn't bring up in the first part. Uh-oh.

And you mentioned in the email that you sang this song that's playing right now to each other at some point during the date. Is that true? That's so cute. Thank you, really. Yeah, it was a little embarrassing, but you know, sometimes you just break out in song.

We love these songs so much, and we were at dinner, and when they brought the dessert, you know, I just started singing Spoonful of Sugar from Mary Poppins. Will you sing it for us? Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Yeah. She started singing with me and we just had a blast. People were staring, obviously. People were staring at us. Jose is so into this. He's so happy right now. I just feel great after hearing that.

It's incredible. It's fantastic. I'm with you. I think Disney is great, and I can get down on some Aladdin just like anybody. But I think maybe. Wait, I'll agree. Down on Aladdin? Yeah. Okay.

Or The Little Mermaid, whatever. I like Disney. It's just, do you ever feel like maybe this was a little bit overboard, and it was so Disney that it just came off as childish? You know, I don't think so. I mean, the way she and I were talking, she was right there with me. She said she's just as much a Disney fan as I am. I mean, when you connect with somebody on that level who likes Disney as much as you

do, it's just awesome. Okay. Well, let's try and connect with Steph on a phone level. So I'm going to dial her right now and we'll try and get you a second date update, okay? Try not to break into song, okay, when we're talking to her. No, do it. No, you guys, stop. Can I sing Lady and the Tramp?

No. Just wait until we talk to her first, and then maybe you can jump in, okay? Okay. All right, I'm dialing the number now. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Steph? Yeah. Who's calling?

Hi, my name's Prince Jeffrey. Stupid. And I work for a very magical radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah. I've never heard of you, Prince Jeffrey. You're not sweeping her off her feet. Well, somebody wished upon a star that I get in touch with you because you went on a date with them recently

and you haven't been getting back. Do you know what I'm talking about? I'm sorry. This is just so strange. Like, is this like a prank? Okay, no, it's not a prank. No, it's not. It's a lot of dumb jokes based on Disney,

but it's not a prank. No, they're not dumb, Brooke. These are clever. They're awesome. They're dumb-bo. Okay, I'll simplify it down. That's terrible. We're doing something called a second date update.

That's where if you go out with someone, and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll contact that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Oh, it's interesting. Yeah. It's weird. We know. It's much less whimsical when I describe it that way.

But a guy reached out to us about you and his name is Kenny. Kenny? Yeah, that's why I was making those Disney references earlier. Well, that definitely makes sense. That's weird that he contacted you guys. Well, the reason why he reached out to us is because he had such a great time going out with you, but he doesn't know why you've been ghosting him. I'd rather, like, not get into it.

I mean, it's going to hurt his feelings, you know, and I'm trying. That's really not the Disney way, to be hurting other people's feelings. Oh, that's very sweet. Not the Disney way. I mean, I thought, you know, my guess was maybe he was too into Disney for you, like he took it too far. Oh, you think he's too Disney? Oh, that's not the case for you?

You guys are kind of funny. Hold on, what do you mean by that? Look, you know what? If he's ready to hear it, you can tell him this. He is a Fizzney. A what? A Fizzney.

Fizzney with an F? What does that mean? He's just a fake Disney fan. What? He's a fake Disney fan? No, he's not. Why would you say that? He seems like a very serious Disney fan when we spoke to him.

Yeah. Yeah, like maybe on the surface, he puts up a good front. Like, after meeting him the first time, you can kind of get that sense. Like, you don't know him. Like, you had like one conversation with him, I assuming he's on a disney fan website he took you to the disney store for a date he sang a song for mary poppins my god which is like old school disney like that doesn't make a disney fan what makes a disney fan that i am very confused i'm looking for someone who 100 knows the ins and outs of everything Disney

and doesn't try to, like, skate away on, like, a few songs and, like, take me to the Disney store. Like, that's not what a hardcore, honest-to-God Disney fan is. What? Oh, wow. What happened to make you think that he wasn't, like, a diehard? So I told him the last time that I went to disney i got pixie dusted and he had no clue what being pixie dusted was what does that mean pixie what pixie dusted you know how

tinkerbell has pixie dust yeah pixie dusted means you get something like for free or you get like an upgrade you know like so the last time i was at Disney Parks, I was at one of the kiosks getting a Mickey Pop, and the cast member said, this Mickey Pop is on us. And then when I brought it up, he knew nothing, like zero. Like his face just washed over. Like, what?

Like, what are you talking about? I don't mean to laugh, but that seems so absurd. It seems pretty intense. Yeah, he didn't know what pixie dusted means. That's just one thing. You don't even understand, okay? He also was trying to convince me that the Avengers are Disney characters.

Like, the Avengers are not honest to God. Owned by Disney. Aren't they owned by Disney now? Yeah. Yeah. Acquired. They were acquired by Disney. You can't put the Avengers on the same pencil as Mickey and Minnie and Donald.

I just think you're missing out on maybe a good relationship because something that, I don't know, seems so trivial to me. Honestly, like, I think the only reason he really wanted to go out with me is because he sees, like, I can dress up as Snow White, and he thinks I look really hot dressed up as Snow White. I don't know. I don't know i don't know there's a lot of accusations being thrown around right now and i think it's only fair to ask kenny about them directly because i need to tell you he's been on the other line listening the whole time and wants

to speak with you are you serious yeah it's a small world after all there it is i cannot believe that it was because i didn't know about pixie dusting. That's why you've blown me off. Kenny, it's not just pixie dusting. It's the Avengers. It's the fact that you didn't realize that there were different castles at different Disney parks. Hold on. What does that mean?

I thought they were all the same castle. Me too. Which they are not, first of all. Any hardcore Disney fan knows Sleeping Beauty's castle is at Disneyland and Cinderella's castle is at Walt Disney World in Florida. Anybody knows that? Steph, I'm sorry. I've got to interrupt. You've got to calm down.

This is why people can't say that they like anything because if you don't know every single specific thing about a subject no he is a fizzy he's fake dizzy there is no you don't deem yourself a Disney fanatic and then come at me without knowing the castle talking about all the Marvel characters like that's not how it works but Steph is isn't this behavior and the way that you're talking, isn't that not very Disney-like? Uh-oh. I think it's very snooty. No.

Oh, snooty. Oh. That's like a cuss word in the Disney world. Uh-oh. I mean, you're acting like one of the evil stepsisters at this point. Look, you all need to settle down and shut up because you pushed me. You wanted to know why I didn't want to talk any back. And I told you.

He didn't even really know the words to a spoonful of sugar. He knew that. Okay. I don't even think it's fair for me at this point to ask them to go out on a second date. You have to do it. Maybe it's easier for me to just ask Steph to give back the Lilo doll. Honestly, if he wants Lilo back, he can take it. Okay.

It wasn't even a special edition Lilo doll, so he can take it. Oh. Okay. Ew. Okay, well, Kenny, man, I'm so sorry that this has happened to you. Well, thank you. Yeah, like I said, we all start at different levels of fandom. You know, she might be more hardcore than me, but I'll get there.

Yeah. Now I know what pixie dusting is. All right. Just to make sure that you're not a Fizney, I'm going to play this song and you need to sing it word for word flawlessly. Here we go. Sugar, I'm at a single down. Boo!

Fizney! Get off the show! You put me on the spot. You put me on. No, you put me on the spot. You put me on... No, you put me on the spot. I'm getting gany. I love ya. Moving 92.5.

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