Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: "Do It Date"
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You know, there's all kinds of dates out there.
There's dinner dates, movie dates, take a girl to the zoo date.
Sometimes you go on a do-it date.
Oh, a do-it date. Yeah, a do-it date, you know?
I kind of like those every once in a while.
That's where Letitia went on.
Letitia went on what I like to call a do-it date.
What is that?
Right, Letitia?
Oh, come on.
Don't make fun of me like that.
I mean, that doesn't happen all the time.
I mean, I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.
That was like a one-time thing, and I'm so embarrassed.
I'm just messing with you, Letitia.
Letitia went on a date.
She emailed us about a guy, and they basically just, it was like a one-night stand type thing.
Right, Letitia?
Oh, God.
You make it sound so terrible.
No, it's not terrible.
Own it.
It's not terrible at all.
You went on a do-it date.
Was it an actual date?
Did you guys go to dinner?
What's the story here?
I know nothing.
Okay.
I was out with my girls
and we were like at a bar
and you know,
we see this cute guy
like at the bar
with a couple of his friends
and you know,
I'm like,
wow,
he has some great muscles,
some nice lips.
I'm like,
I'm going to go over there
and talk to him.
Hey,
I don't remember us talking,
Leticia.
I don't remember running to you
at that bar,
but okay. So, all right. So it was someone else. Continue. You talked to him, you know? I don't remember us talking, Letitia, at all. I don't remember running to you at that bar, but okay.
So, all right.
So it was someone else.
Continue.
You talked to him, and then what?
So I walk over to him, and, you know, I sit down, and, you know, we start talking.
He has, like, good conversation, you know?
So, you know, like, I like to drink tequila.
I'm a shot girl.
Okay.
Nice. So I say, you want to take a shot with me?
So we brought him a shot.
We started taking shots, and, you know, like, I don't know.
Like, he was just so cool, and I was really attracted to him.
Like, you had to see his muscles.
They were just so...
It's getting hot and steamy in here.
Leticia, at any point in the night,
did you think of what was happening between you two
as something more than just...
Oh, I know what I wanted to do.
I mean yeah so
you guys hooked up well okay I don't really remember like towards the end
like I just remember like us being in the cab and I'm just like I'm not going
home you know like so pretty much like I'm going wherever you're going all
right and I just remember the next thing being on his place and I'm going wherever you're going. All right. And I just remember the next thing being at his place,
and I'm just like, yeah, hot.
Let's, you know, let's do whatever, you know?
So, I mean, it happened.
Obviously, we're physically attracted to him at first.
What about his personality makes you want to go on a second date with him?
No, I did say that he had great conversation.
You know, he was telling me about, you know, I'm not sure.
I don't remember.
I remember his muscles a little more.
Leticia, I'm dying to know.
So he's got hot muscles.
Good conversation.
But how was he in the sack?
He was good.
Really good.
I mean.
That's why you want to get a hold of him again.
It's all right.
Figured it out. Like, it was so good. I mean. That's why you want to get a hold of him again. I know. Yes. It's all right. I figured it out.
Like, it was so good.
Like, I just remember, like, round for round, you know, and then in the morning again.
Yeah.
But I just can't remember his name.
Is that that?
No.
His name?
I mean, I remember something.
I remember something.
I know he had, like, a little nickname.
It was like, oh, God.
It was like, it was really short.
I can't, oh, my God.
His nickname was short?
Like, I mean, he had like a.
No, no, no.
Like, his nickname was short.
It was like one, two.
I don't know.
Okay, all right.
Like J.
Okay, got it, got it.
So how was it the next day then, like when you saw him the next morning,
where he was just like, hey, you.
You're cute still.
I told you.
We like, it happened again in the morning. And hey, you. You're cute still. I told you. It happened again in the morning.
And then, you know, I went home.
And I don't know.
I have a few numbers.
But I don't know which one is his.
And, you know, like, and he has my info, too.
I mean, he pretty much would have called me, right?
But I can't remember his name.
What am I going to say?
Hey, remember me, the girl you
you know. Do you just want us
to help you find out what his name is?
Or do you actually want to go on a legitimate date
with this dude? Both.
Both. Okay. So what do you want us to
because you don't even know which number is his so we're just gonna
call these numbers that you have
and see if we can get him on the phone.
Oh gosh, yes.
Alright, I'm down to do that. Hey, we can call whoever. But how are we gonna know it's him? Because if you answer the phone? Oh, gosh, yes. All right. I'm down to do that.
Hey, we can call whoever.
But how are we going to know it's him?
Because if you answer the phone and you say, hey.
Because he has, like, a nickname.
Leticia.
It's not just his friends call him.
What if when we get somebody on the phone and it sounds like him,
you just press a button to let me know that it's him?
Oh, that's a great idea, Jubal.
Wow, I'm kind of impressed by your ingenuity and worried.
Like, have you done this before?
I'm often full of good ideas.
Okay, Letitia.
I can't wait to hear that button.
Okay, Letitia, we're going to call him right after this.
Get your second date update, okay?
Okay, cool.
This is going to be so awkward.
This is crazy.
Hang on.
Moving 92.5.
Brooke and Jubal in the Mornings.
Second date update.
All right, it's time to go on sex patrol.
I'm calling it right now.
Just so you can call yourself the sex police.
Yeah, that's right.
Letitia is on the phone with us.
Letitia emailed us about a guy that she hooked up with out at a bar.
Doesn't really remember his name.
She knows that he had a nickname.
That's it.
She even stayed the night and left the next morning. I have no idea what his name is. And did it with him in a bar. Doesn't really remember his name. She knows that he had a nickname. That's it. She even stayed the night and left the next morning.
I have no idea what his name is.
And did it with him in the morning.
Yeah.
And still got through without saying his name.
So, Leticia, what we're going to do is we're going to call these numbers to see if we can
get him on the phone.
Okay.
And like I said earlier, if you recognize it, if it sounds like him, just hit a button
on your phone so that we know to talk to him.
Okay, cool.
Anybody want to take bets on which number it's going to be?
I'm going to go number two. I was also going to go two. I hope it's number one. I hope we know to talk to him. Okay, cool. Anybody want to take bets on which number it's going to be? I'm going to go number two.
I was also going to go two.
I hope it's number one. I hope we just get right to it.
I think they're all going to be disconnected.
She doesn't even have his number?
Alright, Leticia, I'm going to start calling right now,
okay? Okay.
Hello, no one is available to take your call.
Please leave a message. Is that him?
Is that him, Letitia?
Because it sounded like the voicemail guy.
Did you hook up with the voicemail guy?
No.
Let's try this other number.
Morning, sir.
Hey, who's this?
Mr. M11, this is Manzoor.
Hello?
Say that one more time.
Santa.
Who's this?
This is Manzoor.
How you doing, man?
I'm good, thank you.
My name is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5.
Sorry, where are you calling from?
Movie 92.5, radio station.
Did you maybe hook up with a friend of mine a few weeks ago?
I'm not, okay.
I think you got the wrong number, maybe.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
You can't think of any girl that you may have gone out with?
No, man.
Thank you.
Sorry, wrong number, man.
Are you sure about that?
Thank you.
All right.
That's so awkward.
How do you just ask someone that?
I don't think that was him.
Oh, no.
I don't think so either.
That didn't sound like the guy that you...
Leticia, did the dude have a heavy accent?
No.
I thought for sure we had him there.
At least you got his number, though.
Save that one.
He sounds like a keeper.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's try this other one
this is ridiculous
remember leticia to press the button if you think it's him okay
hello hey who's this this is wood who's this uh this is jubile from brook and jubile in the
morning i'm moving 92.5 how are you what's going on what's what's this? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. How are you?
What's going on? What's this about?
You hung out with a friend of mine a little while ago. Her name's Leticia. Do you remember her?
Um, maybe.
Okay.
What's this about?
Leticia liked you a lot and wanted to get in contact with you again. So she emailed us to get a hold of you.
Wow.
Listen,
just wanted to know, I'm not interested.
Are you just not interested?
It was a one night thing and that's all you wanted?
I was just hearing this, man. But like,
I was visiting the area and we went
to this bar and that's how I met her.
And one thing led to another, but I'm not from around the area.
Oh, you don't live in Seattle?
No, no, no.
When you took her back to your place, where'd you go?
Were you at a friend's place or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At a friend's place.
He works overnight, so I had the place.
He told me, you know, you can do what you want.
Yeah, sounds like you did do what you want. Sounds like you did do what you want. Sounds like
you did.
At least I was able to break the sheet.
Okay.
That's all he wanted me to do.
What is the reason you don't want to go out with Letitia
again because you live in a different place?
Well, I mean, it's
a little bit more complicated than that, man.
I was visiting the area where I'm staying
at right now. I'm in Tacoma, but I'm actually in the process of moving in with someone else.
Like a girl?
Moving in with who?
Uh-oh.
There it is.
Hey, wait.
Hey, what?
I should probably let you know that Leticia's on the phone, man.
Yeah.
Moving in with who?
You told me you were single.
Now, all of a sudden, you're moving in with? You told me you were single. Now all of a sudden you're moving in with somebody?
No.
Hello?
Wood, you can't pretend like you're not there now.
No, no, no.
You was at a friend's place.
You told me that was your place.
Well, I mean, I didn't think I was going to meet you again.
Yeah, but Wood, you gave her your number, right?
She had your number, so.
Exactly.
What did you expect?
Like, what's the problem?
What's going on?
You're moving with somebody you know you're not.
Look, man, it's my girlfriend, all right?
Your girlfriend?
Yeah.
What were you doing with me?
You obviously are not faithful, so, I mean, what's up?
Wait, Leticia, by saying that, were you actually,
were you saying that you'd still want to hook up with him?
I mean, he obviously is not faithful, so she can't be that serious to him.
So you're still open to hanging out with him?
I mean, kind of, yeah.
Leticia.
Yes. Come on. Yes. It's like girl code out there. You don't want to do that? with him? I mean, kinda, yeah. Letitia! Yes!
Come on! It's like girl code out there. You don't want to do that?
Wood, did you hear that? Letitia is still interested, man.
That's cool.
That's cool. Okay.
Okay.
I wasn't expecting that.
Wood, you cannot be laughing about that. You have a girlfriend,
dude. What are you going to laughing about this. You have a girlfriend, dude.
What are you going to tell your girlfriend?
I mean, that's not a girlfriend.
I could work that out.
I could move that out for a week.
I like her. Wood, what do you think about this, man?
You know, it's Tacoma.
Seattle is Seattle.
They're two different cities, man.
It doesn't matter.
Exactly.
I mean, I drive.
You drive. You drive.
You drive.
No, Leticia.
You know, your girlfriend in Tacoma is still your girlfriend in Seattle.
There isn't some sort of law that just kind of...
Well, man, it is what it is.
Like, I am very bothered at the fact that he has a girlfriend.
Don't get me wrong.
But it's just like, I feel it can't be that serious to be hooked up with me.
I think that's something that can usually get out the way.
Because, like, when we was, you know, having our conversation at the bar.
Leticia, I think the technical way to say it is drop to zero and get with the hero.
And that's what you want to do.
You might got a point there.
You might got a point there.
So, Wood, are things.
Are you going to be coming back this way sometime soon?
Oh, my God.
Hold on, Wood.
Does that mean
you're going to break up
with your current girlfriend?
Yes.
Not you, Letitia.
I need to hear from Wood.
You know what, Letitia?
We're going to need
to meet up again
and just see
if we can get along
with each other
with Alex,
you know what I mean?
Why can't you just
give an answer now?
I mean...
You know what?
How about this?
We will send you guys out
for your second date.
We'll pay for it. You want to do it?
I mean, I'm open for it.
Of course.
Of course you do, Letitia.
Somehow I feel like it's Jubal's dream to be able to
pay for a guy to cheat on his girlfriend.
It really is. This is the happiest I've ever
been on a second date update.
This is a successful one for you.
Wood, do you want to come up to Seattle and take Letitia out
on a second date then?
Hell yeah, man. I'm down for that.
I'm down for that.
It ain't no thing.
Love is in the air.
It's a huge thing. It's a huge thing, Wood.
That's what she said.
Broken Jubal in the morning.
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This year, it's more you on Bumble.
More of you shamelessly sending playlists,
especially that one filled with show tunes.
More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.
More of you dating with intention because you know what you want.
And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.
If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive
balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel.
And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make
sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all,
make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got,
and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio
app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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