Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Don't Cry Over Greek Yogurt

Episode Date: November 4, 2016

In today's Second Date Update one of our listeners met his date one of the SMOOTHEST moves ever...And while their first interaction was GREAT, the date went HORRIBLY! Actually the date was so BAD the girl ended up crying in the middle of dinner!! And you won't believe the reason why... Find out what happened in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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brook and jubils second date update normally when we do second date updates, it's been like a couple weeks since somebody hasn't gotten a call back. But we got an email from a dude who wants answers now. And his date happened last night. So he emailed us and asked if we could do a second date update for him right away. His name is Adam, and he's on the phone right now. Adam, why couldn't you wait a couple days to do your second date update? I really want to know what happened like really soon because I'm really afraid that I did something really wrong. So I gotta have help. Hold on. I feel like you need some chill is what you need in your life.

Well, honestly, I'm pretty sure once you hear this story, you'd want to know too. All right. Well, let's get into the story then. You went out with this girl literally last night. Yeah. Okay, and how did you meet her? So I was at a coffee shop and kind of did one of those like random, cheesy, hopefully romantic things that worked out, and it worked out really well. What was it? I need to know your trick.

Yeah, so I was in front of her, and she was really cute, and I was like, oh, I'm going to try and buy this girl a coffee. And so I told the cashier, I was like, I'm going to buy this girl a coffee. And I turned to her and asked, is that okay? And she said, yeah, and smiled. And I thought that was a good sign, but I wanted to make sure she knew it wasn't just one of those nice pay-it-forward moments. So when they asked what name to put on the cup, I said, you can put my name on my cup, but I said to put my phone number on hers. Ooh, sly.

And so I was like, hey, you know, I hope you enjoy the coffee, but, you know, no pressure if you're interested. Here's my number, and I hope to hear from you. Dude, I'd call you back, too. That is smooth. And there's no, like, instant, like, obligation, right? I'm pretty sure 98% of women would fall for that move. Yeah, I think she's in that 98% because it works. She gave me a text.

How quick did she text you back after you bought that coffee for her? That day, like not too far thereafter. Nice. All right. So what happened on your date? Why do you need to do a second date update right now? It hasn't even been 24 hours. So we went to a place for happy hour. We wanted to keep it kind of, you know, keep it casual. And it was a good

start that she was like, well, you bought a drink for me. Let me buy a drink for you. I was like, oh, this is a great start. So she's even good at the moves like that is a good move on her part. Yeah. So we're talking and hanging out like, you know, past the drink, getting some appetizers. And so there's a good conversation. And we start talking about just random stuff, talking about how, you know, all these small plates and how I like the snack, you know. And she's talking about throughout the day she loves the snack, too. And I don't know where it came from, but we started talking about yogurt. Ooh, you guys had the yogurt talk on a first date?

Yeah. What's next? Is it like Greek or nonfat? What do you like? I told this super lame story about how I didn't like it at first, and now I love it, and I can't go through a day without it. And we were talking about favorite flavors, and this is where it started and stopped. I was like, oh, I, you know, I just really like plain Greek yogurt. And I kid you not, I finished the word yogurt and she starts crying. Crying? Out of the blue? Literally, I'm telling you, and I've run through the story a million times. I finished the word yogurt and

she is crying. And so I mean, it was such a quick thing that I was like looking around. Did something happen I didn't know? And I said, I'm sorry, did I say something wrong? And she didn't really answer me. And I said, I made some joke about saying Greek yogurt, which said it again, which is evidently something I shouldn't have said again because she started crying even more. What? Wow. She's like, it's too tangy for me. I shouldn't have said again because she started crying even more. What? Wow.

She's like, it's too tangy for me. I can't handle it. Yeah. And so she started to get up and was like, I'm sorry, I have to go. And I'm like, really? And she turns to leave. And I honestly feel kind of bad now, but I get up to follow her. And I'm like, I'm sorry, is there anything that you need?

Did I say something wrong? I'ming through like everything that I can and she literally told me I I'm sorry I just have to go and I you know of course let her go because I'm not gonna follow her any more than that and that was honestly the last time I've seen or heard from her wow why do you think she started crying when the topic of yogurt was brought up? I have no idea. I mean, did something else happen, though, that coincided with the yogurt topic? Like she got a text or? And that's what I thought.

The first time I said I looked around like there had to be some other factor in this conversation or this moment that led to this. But I keep hearing the word yogurt over and over in my head. Well, it was a cold, callous thing to say to her that you like Greek yogurt. I mean, I'm sticking up for her on that, but I really have no idea why she would have started crying then. Yeah, and hopefully it makes you understand why I was like, I need help with this almost immediately. Have you tried to get a hold of her? Did you hit her up after and be like, is everything okay? Yeah, I sent her a text and, you know, it was basically kind of like noncommittal and supportive saying,

I hope everything's okay. Let me know if you need anything. But I don't know if even that was the wrong thing to do. Okay. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and find out why the topic of Greek yogurt made her cry so hard that she walked out on your date. In your second date update right after this, okay? Sounds good.

Thank you. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Why in the world would Greek yogurt make somebody cry? We're hopefully going to find that out if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Adam is on the phone, and he met a girl that he really liked at a coffee shop.

They met up for drinks, and during their date, he said everything was going fine, and then they got into a conversation about yogurt for some reason. He brought up the fact that he likes plain Greek yogurt, and then she cried, got up from the table,

walked out to her car, and left and hasn't talked to him since. Now, it hasn't been a long time. It was just last night. But he's so confused that he wants to do a second date update right now. Adam, I never got her name from you. What is it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's Kristen.

Kristen. OK. And there wasn't like you were having a conversation and you weren't listening to what she was saying. And she was actually talking about her dog dying and you just happened to be talking about yogurt or something, right? She asked me what my favorite flavor was and that was when I said plain Greek yogurt

and that was it. Okay, so you know that it was in line with the conversation. Yeah, no, I am positive. I'm a good listener. It was a good conversation and I am 100% positive that I was paying attention. Okay. Well, we'll dial her phone number right now, see if she answers, and see if

we can find out why, okay? Cool. Alright, here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Kristen? Yes. Thank God you're okay. How are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What? Who?

Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Yeah. Why are you calling me? I'm calling you because we got an email from a friend of yours who's very concerned. I don't know how much of a friend he is, actually. His name is Adam, and you apparently went out with him last night. Oh, my God.

Are you serious? Yeah. We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out with somebody and then end up not calling them after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out why. Normally people wait like a couple of weeks or a month to email us, but he emailed us and wanted us to get ahold of you because apparently you walked out of your date crying last night and he has no idea why. I told him that he should wait a little bit longer because you're probably embarrassed. Um, no, I'm not really embarrassed. I mean, you really want to get into it. You're not embarrassed to break down in tears when talking about Greek yogurt?

Oh, he told you what we were talking about? Yeah. He said that he thought everything was going well until the topic of yogurt came along. And he brought up the fact that he enjoys playing Greek yogurt. And that's when you started to cry and then left. I mean, it's just something I do. Wait, what do you mean? It's like every time you go to the grocery store and you walk by the aisle, you're just in tears?

No, it had really nothing to do with Greek yogurt. It's just a thing I do, like, if I'm just not feeling it. I mean, I wasn't really feeling the date. I was kind of over it. And I just decided, like, I'm just going to start crying and he'll freak out and he won't want to touch it after that. And so I just left. What? You're using crying as an out on a date?

You can just do that? It works because so many guys just don't know what to do and they don't want to deal with it. They think I'm crazy. No, that's actually a really good idea. If you were to just start crying on a date and be like, I have to go. I'm not going to argue with that. Get out of here. Go do whatever it is that you have to do.

Yeah, they just, guys don't want to deal with it. They think that there's something wrong with you. You're fragile. You're crazy. And they just don't want to deal with it. Oh my gosh, she's right. You're like an evil genius. It works. But why didn't you like your date so much?

I mean, he sounded like a really nice guy. Nice? I mean, not really like a really nice guy. Nice? I mean, not really. He wasn't really that nice. I actually thought he was kind of a pig. Whoa. Really? Like, what kind of a pig?

Well, there's different levels of pig. I mean... What are you saying? Like, pot belly? Is that what you want to know? Well, I mean, did you feel like he was just disheveled and dirty? Did you feel like he was, like, you know, unkempt? Did you feel like there was another part of him that was, like, a male chauvinist pig?

There's all kinds of pigs. You do bring up... No, he brings up a good point. Definitely chauvinist. Chauvinist. Okay. Sexist. He's sexist?

What did he do that was sexist? We were talking about things in school, and I was talking about how, like, you know, I went to school for, like, math, and he said, oh, wow, you know, most girls aren't good at math.

That's really cool. Oh, yeah. That's like stupid. Yeah, that is dumb. Most girls aren't good at math? That is pretty stupid because every girl that I cheated off of in high school to get to pre-algebra was really good at math. To get to pre-algebra?

Yeah. Those sixth graders I was cheating off of when I was a junior. They were eighth graders and I was a senior. Okay. And most of them were female and I was a senior. Okay. And most of them were female and they were really good at math. And me being a man, I was terrible at it. So I would never say that. Did you tell him that you were offended by him saying that?

I let that one go for a second. I was like, okay, let me get him better for that. And then we started talking about cars. And like I was saying how I had to get a repair on my car and I was talking to the mechanic. And he was like thinking that I couldn't handle myself at a mechanic shop. And why didn't you do it? And you want me to help you? You know, girls, girls are always victims at these things. And I'm like, cool, I got it.

Yeah. I don't blame you for pulling the crying card at this point. Yes. Like, you know, after all that, then we were talking about careers and work. And then he said, you know, you're so pretty. You don't need to work. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. At that point, I was like, he already thinks I'm some fragile little girl. So let me just let the tears flow. I know. In his mind, he's like, there it is. I knew she was a woman deep down. Good at math. Good at cars.

Whatever. I knew the tears were going to come. That's all right, sweetheart. Kristen, thank you for telling us a little bit about why you weren't calling Adam back and why you fake cried in the middle of the date. I do have to tell you, though, that Adam is actually on the other

line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh my God, are you serious? Yes, I am. How can you fake crying to get out of something you don't want to deal with? I mean, you're going to be clueless about the things that you say. Like, it's just going to get all ugly and awkward. I was getting irritated, and I didn't want to let my bad side come out and start putting you in your place. Listen, I mean, I'm just trying to give you compliments, and the response is to, like, lie about it and make me worried about you.

Compliments? You think that's a compliment? You were saying that I'm smart for a girl. Oh, my God. That is not cool. What am I supposed to say to that? I don't know what you're talking about. I was telling you how smart you were. For a girl? Like, do you not see how you're coming across? It's so chauvinist and sexist. No girls

like that. I just, I don't know. I don't know what to say. I mean, like, I really do think you're smart for a girl. Oh my God, Adam! The point is... Do you not realize in saying that you're saying that all men are smarter than women? What? No, there's guys smart and girls smart. There's just two different kinds of people.

Oh my... Are you, like, you're ignorant? So wait, I'm confused. Like, you're gonna say that guys and girls just aren There's just two different kinds of people. Oh, my. Are you, like, you're ignorant. So, wait, I'm confused. Like, you're going to say that guys and girls just aren't, like, naturally wired differently? Guys kind of have, you know, they're predisposed to math,

and if a girl's smart at it, then great. I mean, I don't know how that's a bad thing. No, no. The only reason men excel at math and science is because they're actually

pushed into those fields and encouraged to do those things where we live in an antiquated society where for years females have been told that they can't do that stuff. I think that's kind of my point. So it's exactly right.

Like, I'm a guy, so I have to be good at math and science. But if I'm the prettiest person, I can be a pretty girl and things can come to you. It's just kind of being, it's like, lucky that she's that way. I wish I didn't have to do the things I have to do. Adam, do you even hear the nonsense coming out of your mouth? You sound like a

total moron. You sound more than a moron. You sound someone who is legitimately living back in 1950. I feel like I need help. I have two women attacking me and all these guys just listening. I thought you'd be there to help. Seriously? Yeah, you're on

your own on this one. Yeah. You hung yourself out to dry a long time ago. You can deal with that. I'm good. I can watch. The other guys in the room actually believe in, I don't know, equality. It's a weird concept that some people buy into.

I believe in equality, too, but between men and women, things are just different. Some things girls just have easier because they're pretty. But not all pretty women just get money thrown at them. It doesn't work that way. Well, some do. Let's be honest. There are some that do. There are some pretty dudes that get money thrown at them, too.

I don't know how they do it. I am jealous of all of pretty people for getting money thrown at them. That's rare. But, Adam, you can see why she didn't really like your date, can't you? I don't know. I guess we're just not a good match because I don't think I did anything wrong. And that's the problem. That right there is exactly the problem.

Oh, my God, Adam. I feel so sorry for you. Well, that sounds like you might be interested in going out with him again, Kristen. I'm, you know, I'm not as smart as a girl. No, you're not. But I am picking up on a vibe. Would you like to go out with Adam one more time on a second date? We will pay for it.

Definitely not. But we'll pay for it. I have the money that you might not have, Kristen. Because us little women, how could we ever make ends meet? You can't say no to that. Oh, no. I don't want to get money thrown at me because I'm pretty. Well, I'll throw it your way if you want to go out with Adam again.

No, thank you. All right. Sorry, Adam. I tried to get you a second date there. Yeah. It doesn't sound like it. What are you talking about? I tried to appeal

to her womanly sensibilities of wanting to get money for free, and it didn't work. Whatever. I'm done with this. All right. Well,

regardless, thank you for emailing us to do a second date update, okay? Yeah, I don't think I'm ever going to turn to you guys for help again. He's stubborn

like a typical man. Broken Jubal in the morning. This song's not bad for a chick. Oh my God. It's Broken Jubal in the morning. Don't make me hit you too. Talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, this dude Adam wanted to call a girl named Kristen

who wasn't calling him back after their date. She actually broke into tears on the date and left. We got her on the phone and found out that's her go-to move when she doesn't like a date. She cries and then leaves because most of the time guys don't want to call a girl back if she does that. The reason that she didn't like the date was because Adam is a sexist. Big time. And he doesn't know it. He thinks he's giving her compliments.

He's like, you know, you're really smart for a girl. And I like how he said I believe in equality, just not for men and women. Yeah. What? I believe in equality for other things, but when it comes to men and women, we're too different and ladies can simply not handle themselves out in the regular world and they need

a man to guide them. Oh my god. Thank goodness for him. They decided to not go out again. Well, she decided to not go out with him again. Which is weird. A woman standing up and making a decision. Progress is true, people. Get back in the kitchen, lady.

Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else.

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