Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Don’t Sleep There

Episode Date: December 2, 2016

In today's Second Date Update... one of our listeners (Luke) made it all the way back to the girl's place. And that's where everything went wrong. Our job is to find out WHY. Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. Tori is on the phone with us for a second date update right now. Tori, how are you? Good. How are you guys doing? Good.

Thank you for your email. Now, I'm going to ask you to get into your date and tell us all about that, but also am going to ask you why do you even want to call this guy back because he sounds like a weirdo to me i'm just going to get that out of the way the guy that you want us to call today sounds strange just by reading your email i don't even know why you want to call him back no no no he's not weird he's not you're sure about that because the way that you described the situation in your email sounds very odd to me before we get into what i think is weird why don't you just tell us about your date a little bit.

Where'd you meet this guy? I met him online. There's a dating website and we were talking for a while. What about his dating profile? You're like, yeah, this guy. I don't know. He seemed cute and we chatted for a little bit and he had an amazing smile and he had these ice blue eyes.

So what'd you guys do for your date? We went out for drinks but the bar closed early so I suggested we go back to my place and chill and we bought some cheap wine and we made popcorn and we ended up watching YouTube videos on my couch. Did you have a plan when you invited him back to your place? No, no I just just, it was going well. You know, I had a good conversation and I just wanted to continue it and it seemed like the easy thing to do.

This is where the weird part comes in for me. It's not so much during your date, at least the way you described it in your email. And maybe there's something else that I don't know about. But you said that you and him kind of got into an argument about where he was going to sleep because he was drunk and didn't want to go home. Oh, Tori.

And he apparently wanted to sleep in your roommate's bed really bad. What? Yeah. With your roommate? No, my roommate was gone. So he just really wanted to sleep in her bed. See, that's what's weird to me. Yeah.

And maybe you made it clear that he wasn't going to sleep in your bed. See, that's what's weird to me. Yeah. And maybe you made it clear that he wasn't going to sleep in your bed, which is fine. I mean, I would have left at that point. But, I mean, the couch was an option. There were other options for him to sleep, but he was insistent on wanting to sleep in your roommate's bed? Yeah.

I was so adamant. I mean, that's my roommate's room. I respect space. She is a neat freak. Everything is spotless. And he said, oh, I'm super clean. And he is respectful. And he just wanted to, he's not comfortable on the couch. And I just said no.

I mean, and he said, why don't you text her? And I was like, no, I can't. I'm not even bringing this up to her. So I made him sleep on the couch. I don't like to sleep in any stranger's bed. Yeah. I don't know where their sheets are. I don't know who they've had in their bed. You know what I mean? Like, I made him sleep on the couch. I don't like to sleep in any stranger's bed. Yeah. I don't know where their sheets are. I don't know who they've had in their bed.

You know what I mean? Like, I would rather sleep on your couch. I mean, he had been drinking. I don't know if he would have done the same thing if he hadn't been drinking. Why didn't he just take a cab home? You know, at that time, it might just be easier to crash,

wake up refreshed, and, you know, he had more sleep. Basically, you guys were drunk, and it seemed like the best option instead of getting a cab home. Maybe he was hoping that if he slept there, you would come in and wake him up. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean. All right, so he slept on the couch, and did you guys talk the next morning?

He just left. By the time I woke up, he was gone. Have you heard anything else from him since that night? No, I tried to call him once and it's been a week and a half since I called him and he never responded. Okay. So, and you only called that one time? Yeah, I only called that one time. Okay. From the way he was acting at the end of your date, I'm surprised you even want to call this dude back. Well, no, but the rest of the date was really, really fun. Except for the fact that he wanted to sleep in your roommate's bed really bad.

Yeah, I know. It was amazing. It was an amazing date. I wouldn't have suggested he come back, and I was excited. That's weird. We're going to play a song, come back, see if we can get him on the phone, and get your second date update, okay? Okay. Alright, hang on.

Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the Morning Second Date Update We're talking to Tori right now. She just told us about her first date with a guy named Luke. They met online. They had a good time. Nothing really crazy happened except when they were back at her place

and it was time for bed. He was insistent that he stay in her roommate's bed. They had like a little bit of an argument about it. He ended up sleeping on the couch because she wouldn't let him sleep in the roommate's bed. The roommate was out of town, and I guess he was like, no, it's fine, let me sleep in there, I want to sleep in the roommate's bed. I just think it's really weird that a guy would insist and argue with you to the point where you actually, you know, had to be like,

no, sleep on the couch, you're not sleeping in my roommate's bed. I think a lot of this was just him being drunk. Okay. Well, I'm going to dial the phone right now, see if we can get him on the phone and get your second date update. Are you ready? Yeah. All right, here we go. Hello?

Hi, I was looking for Luke. Yeah, this is Luke. Luke, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. I think you might have the wrong number. No, I'm pretty sure I have the right number.

My name is Jubal. Jubal? Yes, J-U-B-A-L if you want to Google it or follow me on Twitter, whatever you can. We're calling from a radio show because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners, and they asked us to call you. I know it's weird. Okay. Yeah.

Sorry, this feels like a joke. Luke, I'll explain to you, okay? So you recently went out with a girl named Tori who listens to our show. Yeah. Sorry, this feels like a joke. Luke, I'll explain to you, okay? So you recently went out with a girl named Tori who listens to our show. And she emailed us and asked us to see if we could get you on the phone and find out if something went wrong on your date or if you just didn't like Tori and you don't want to go out with her again. Okay. Okay.

What exactly did she tell you? She just told us that you guys met online, went out to the bars, ended up going back to her house after, drank a little bit, and went to bed, and she woke up the next morning and you were gone. And she's tried to call you, but you haven't responded to anything, and it's been like a week and a half. And that's all she said? Yeah, that's it. Is there

something else? She didn't talk about her dog? She did not talk about her dog. We just talked about her date with you. We didn't even have any idea she had a dog. Yeah, she has a little piece of dog. So you and the dog get along well.

You don't like her dog, okay? No, her dog bit me. Oh, the dog get along well. You don't like her dog, okay? No, her f***ing dog bit me. Oh, the dog bit you? What? She has a little dog, and the dog bit me, and I was bleeding, and she didn't care, and I went to the hospital. Oh, that was going to be my question. Did she see the dog bite you? Yeah, she saw it.

She's just rude. Okay, so she didn't apologize for it? Or punish the dog? She didn't do anything. She just sat there like it was normal. Oh my god. You were kind of drunk, right? Did you do anything to the dog? Did you provoke it in any way?

I pet it. I touched it like you do with a dog. And then it bit you. Okay. And then it bit me. But Luke, you can't blame her for her dog biting you. I don't know, but if she's not training the dog properly. She could at least say, I'm sorry, or something. I would be mortified if my dog bit someone.

So that's why you don't want to go out with her again, because her dog bit you and she didn't apologize. Yeah, and on top of that, she wouldn't let me sleep in her roommate's bed. She made me sleep on the couch, and she's a f***ing bitch. Oh my god. Man. That seems so much. Yeah, and on top of that, she wouldn't let me sleep in her roommate's bed. She made me sleep on the couch, and she's a f***ing b***h. Oh, my God. Man. That seems so much. See, according to her, all right. According to her, you guys had a great time,

other than the fact that you got into a little bit of an argument about sleeping in her roommate's bed, which, by the way, I think is kind of strange, Luke. Yeah. But other than that, she says... Well, it's not strange. I mean, what else am I going to do? All right, well, other than that, she says you guys had a great time. You obviously feel the opposite. Yeah, she's rude What else am I going to do? All right. Well, other than that, she says you guys had a great time. You obviously feel the opposite.

Yeah. She's rude. You can tell her I said that. And I don't want to see her again. All right. So what else do you need? I do have one more thing, Luke, before I let you go. I appreciate you being honest with us.

I'm sorry that you had to put up with Tori's rudeness. Normally, I wouldn't take that from a listener of ours being rude to somebody. Okay, what? I need to tell you that Tori is actually on the other line. Yeah, hi. I'm sorry. I'm going to go. I don't want to do this.

Hang on, Luke. At least talk to Tori. Talk to her about what? Well, talk to her about how you feel that she's rude. Maybe, you know... You. Get off your chest. You're rude. I'm a teacup Pomeranian. Your dog bit me. You didn't apologize.

Yeah, yeah, man. I warned you to not wave the popcorn into his face, but you did it. So, you got what you deserved. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Your dog bit me and you didn't apologize, and so I'm not interested. You need to get a muzzle for that thing.

No, I think you need a muzzle. What kind of dog did you say it was, Tori? It's a teacup Pomeranian. It's a tiny little dog. It's literally like five pounds, not even. Luke, that thing couldn't have done that much damage. Really? I was bleeding. I couldn't have done that much damage. Really? I was bleeding.

I don't know what else to say. You made it sound like she had a Rottweiler. It's a tiny dog, and it did not break the skin. I'm sorry. I did not see you bleeding all over my floor. I was bleeding. You're blind. You were bleeding?

No, I'm not. This is a tiny dog. How tall are you? You're acting like a bit your arm off. Don't be a p***y. Oh, jeez. All right. I have nothing to say to you.

You're a f***ing b***h. I'm your dog. Wow, really? Wow. Sorry if you think I'm rude, but then you wanted to sleep in my roommate's bed. I mean, if someone is not offering. Bottom line here is you're rude. I had a terrible night.

Obviously, you think we had a good one, and I just don't want to ever see you again. This is intense. Clearly, I was wrong, and clearly you are as weird as everyone thought you were. You have no idea. Everyone was asking me, why are you calling this guy?

Yeah, I mean, you know what? They were right. Hey, Luke. Luke, I appreciate it. Don't go anywhere yet. I still have one more thing to ask you, and then I will let you go, okay? Fine. Hurry up.

All right. I just want to ask if you would go out with Tori on a second date. We will pay for it. Luke? Is that a real question? Come on, man. I'll pay for it. One more chance.

All right. There you go, Luke. One more chance. All right. There you go, Luke. Pretty clear answer. Hey, Tori. Wow, Tori. You got your answer. Apparently, Luke thought you were the rudest person on the planet. I feel like he was extremely pushy, and I was just being courteous.

Okay. Yeah, at the beginning of this phone call, Tori, you're like, he's the best guy ever. I love him. No, I mean, this is totally different. I had a good time with him, but now, I mean, talking about my dog like this, I mean, he's a ****. I don't date ****s, and he's an a**hole. You still kind of want to call him, though, don't you, Tori? No.

Oh, no. I'll let my dog meet him again. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal

finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups,

this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC.

Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.