Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Don't Speak for Yourself

Episode Date: September 27, 2017

David was courageous enough to ask Theresa while they were both hanging out at the dog park but literally 20 minutes into their dinner date Therese got up and left..... what did David do?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Before we start today's Second Date Update, I want every dude listening right now to take note and pay attention. Okay. Because on the phone right now, we have a true pickup artist. Uh-oh. This guy knows how to get the ladies, and he has a pickup line that he uses that I guess is a surefire technique. There's literally no such thing.

Yeah, you've heard this before. It doesn't exist. His name is David, and in his email about the woman that he wants to call today, he said he went to a dog park, and this is how he got her number. Okay. He said, hey, is that your dog? Smooth line, David. Okay.

Very smooth. I would argue that it's the delivery, not the actual word. Okay. So, David, tell us how you deliver it, then, if it's different than that. Well, I go to the dog park quite often, and there's two different kinds of people who go to the dog park. There's the people who take their dog so you don't get some exercise, and they just go and let the dog run, and then they sit on their phone the whole time. And then there's people who go to be around other people and other dogs and interact with people.

Okay, play and stuff. I go to the dog park, too. I don't think that there's that many of those people, but okay. But it's just two categories. You know, there's not like a third. And so I saw this girl, Teresa, and I'd actually seen her there before, and she's definitely the latter, not the former. You know, very, very bubbly, very enigmatic.

Okay. Those are two big words for this show, David. I know, but I like it. Yeah. Well, sorry to use big words. I just meant she's hot and you seem friendly. That's better. That's much more our speed with enigmatic or whatever.

Just speak our language. She hot. I like her. That's really all we needed. So you started talking to her. I'm making fun of it because in your email, you said that that was your line. It didn't sound like much of a line. That is my line. And I went up to her and I just very flat out said, is that your dog? And she said, no.

Wait, were you purposely pointing to a dog that you knew wasn't hers? No, it was her dog. The dog that I'd seen her bring before. And she says, no, it's not her dog. And that kind of took me back. I don't really know what I was expecting. But she kind of fed into my line. And she goes, no, of course it's my dog.

And we kind of laughed about that. Okay, so she's funny. That's good. Yeah, and so we started sort of joking about, well, you know, if we were to steal a dog there, which dog would we, you know, fetch the highest bounty on? That's messed up. And did you guys decide on one dog to steal?

Yeah, we kind of looked at the huskies. I mean, you could probably, you know, fetch a pretty penny. Expensive breed. I see where you're going. Exactly. And so then to kind of keep the joke going, I said, well, you know, where we can go see a lot of other expensive dogs? And she says, no, where? And I said, well, you know where we can go see a lot of other expensive dogs? And she says, no, where?

And I said, well, I'll show you on our date. Oh, look at that. Look at you. Just telling her that you're going to go on a date with me. Yeah, I'm pretty proud of that one. And then what did she do to that? She bat her eyes at you and say, oh, you are such a cad. Well, just tell me when you're going to pick me up.

It was close. It was close. It was close. I think she liked, you know, somebody coming along with initiative. And, you know, I knew what I wanted. Okay. And she obviously wanted it, too, because I'm guessing you guys went on a date. We did. We did go on a date.

And the date was to a restaurant that I know that also happens to be across the street from a dog groomer. It's across from a dog groomer. I mean, in my head, I was like, oh, it's across the street. This will be funny. You know, I thought she would find it funny. Oh. Now I'm thinking you're starting to milk the joke a little too much. Yeah, it's getting old.

Well, this is why I'm calling. Because I thought everything was going well, and we ordered. They brought us drinks, and as we were waiting for the food, she says to me, Hey, you know, look, David, I don't think this is going to work out. Oh. What? I guess she was direct with you as well. Whoa.

Yeah. You hadn't even gotten through dinner, and she's already deciding it's not going to work? We hadn't even gotten dinner. Whoa. Wow. Dang. What did you say to that I asked her I said what did I say something something I said and she said no look I'm really sorry I just can't do this and that's it and that was it so I mean she did she apologized I think she understood that she was cutting it really short. Yeah. Man. That's straightforward. That would drive me nuts not knowing why.

And I think that's what's really getting me because she was really sweet about it. She wasn't rude or mean. She was really nice. She was the girl who I wanted to take out. Got it. So you can't even be angry at her. Exactly. Yeah. So you can't even be angry at her. Exactly, yeah.

So she left, and I've texted her several times, and I have not heard anything back from her. Wait, did you eat your whole dinner before she left, or no? I ate my dinner and half of her dinner. She was gone at that point, right? Yeah. Sweet. Double dinner.

I like it. Nothing wrong with double dinner. No, he got rejected. Why do you think that she would just leave like that then? I guess I must have said something. I must have made a joke that just didn't... You know, I try to crack a lot of jokes. People tell me I'm not funny, but I think they just don't get them.

Yeah, that's usually what it is, David. That's the best way to do it, you know? If you think you're funny and people don't agree, screw it. You're funny. So I'm guessing it was that, but it's sort of kind of eating at me. I just kind of want to know. Well, we'll play a song, come back and then call her and get your second date update. All right. Okay. Thank you guys. Yeah, man. Hang on. If you're just joining us the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update,

we have David on the phone, and he wants to call a girl named Teresa. They met at the dog park and then ended up making plans to go to dinner. When they went to dinner, she excused herself before they even had the food and said she had to leave and just kind of left him there, and he has no idea why she took off. And, David, I've got three theories for you. Oh, God. Yeah, that's the right response, David.

First theory was that maybe her ex-boyfriend was a waiter at that restaurant, and she had to just get out of there. Second theory, maybe she just wanted to see your dog again, and you didn't bring your dog on the date, so she didn't want to hang around with you. It is a cute dog third theory never actually happened at all you dreamt the whole thing and you're currently still dreaming David and then this whole thing is less embarrassing if it's the third one yeah that's a good point you did nothing wrong in the third one. Yeah, that's a good point. You did nothing wrong in the third scenario. I gave you her number, right?

Are you saying you want me just to get to the phone call then? You're tired of my theories? Yeah, I mean, I guess we could explore that later, but maybe if we talk to her first. Yeah, let's get to the phone call. All right. Well, I'll dial her phone number right now, okay? Here we go.

That's what I'm looking for. Okay. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Teresa, please? This is her. Hey, Teresa, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, who? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show.

I think you might have the wrong number. I don't think I do. I got your number from one of our listeners who wanted me to call you. For what? Well. It's a valid question. It is a good question. So we do a segment on our show.

It's called the Second Date Update. So you went out with a dude that you met at the dog park recently. His name's David. And David told us a little bit about your date, and he's confused why you just took off before dinner even got there. I mean, I just, it's just one of those things. Like, I just knew it wasn't going to work out. He said that you said that, but he still doesn't know why. I don't understand why it matters.

Like, I'm just, I'm not interested. Yeah, still doesn't know why. I don't understand why it matters. I'm just not interested. Yeah, I think we know that, and I think David knows that, too, because we talked to him, but he's just curious. He wants to know what he did wrong. I mean, it just... We were at dinner, and he's nice.

He just doesn't stop talking, and he just is so exasperating like I would be in the middle of the conversation and he would just keep interrupting me over and over and over again like anytime he would ask me a question about myself and I'd be like thank god like finally like I you know he'll come up for air and I can actually like offer some sort of information about myself I would get three words in and he would just jump right back in and interrupt me and turn the

conversation back around on him. So he talked a bunch, didn't really ask you about yourself and then only wanted to talk about himself. Yeah. I mean, it was just like it got to the point where I just like I couldn't be talked at anymore. You know what I mean? Like I just it was too much.

Yeah, but you I mean, in his defense, it was too much. Yeah, but you, I mean, in his defense, he was probably nervous and you weren't even at the date long enough to really feel the pain of being talked at that long. I mean, I was in a lot of pain for being talked at. I don't know what kind of pain he was in, but I was in a lot. Well, at least you got out before you had to sit there for like an hour or two and just listen to him talk about himself and you not be able to say a word, right? Why do you think I left? I couldn't. I just couldn't.

It was too much. No. I couldn't do it. I'm sorry. I can't back you on this one. I feel like that's so rude. You couldn't. Like the worst thing that happened is you have to listen to a guy for an hour.

Do you still date? Do you know? Like, I don't know. Good point. I feel like you might not. That's's right. I'm married. You're right. Okay. Yeah. So you just figured you just cut it and get out of there while you were still able to salvage your evening. Maybe. Yeah. I just, you know, especially coming out of a relationship, it's like, I just want to be out with a guy and be able to have a conversation with them where like, seriously, like they're not going to interrupt me every two seconds and I can actually tell them a little bit about myself.

Yeah, but Teresa, I don't think that I was trying to interrupt you. Like I wasn't trying to cut you off. You just did. Literally. Yeah. Who's that? Well, that's David. He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you or at you.

I don't know, but he's on the other line and wants to talk to you. Are you kidding me? No. Teresa, I've never tried to interrupt you. I mean, I did not think that you were uninteresting. Oh, I don't know if you were trying, but you did. I mean, well, when? I mean, I feel like we were only out for 20 minutes.

How could I have talked over you the whole time? David, do you even remember anything about me aside from the fact that I have a dog? Like, can you tell me any fact about me at all? Yeah, I remember that you work at the dentist, your dental hygienist, and I told you the story about my cabin. I'm not a dental hygienist. You're not a dental hygienist, and I told you the story about my cabin. I'm not a dental hygienist. You're not a dental hygienist? You're not?

No. What do you do, Teresa? I work at a yoga studio. Oh, gosh. I never said that. Not once in a entire conversation. That's what it was. It was your sister is a dental hygienist.

And your, okay, yeah, I remember now. Yes, because my cousin is also a dental hygienist. Oh, no. And your sister is a dental hygienist. And you're... Okay, yeah, I remember now. Yes, because my cousin is also a dental hygienist. Oh, no. And my sister is a dental hygienist. And so I knew about the intricacies of the profession before I started talking about it. You see what you're doing right now. David, David, you see what you're doing right now.

You just turned this whole thing right around and made it about you. No one cares about your cousin. She has a point, David. I mean, I was backing her on maybe leaving a little bit earlier and not giving you a chance, but maybe she read you right, buddy. Look, you know what? I wasn't, I'm not trying to argue. I'm not trying to talk. I'm just trying to say that I was listening. Maybe I get the details wrong, but I tried to listen. I listen. I don't really hear what you're saying, but I listen to their sound.

David, if you're in a class and then you go and you have to take a test, just because you were in the class doesn't mean you're going to pass the test if you weren't listening. Because you didn't retain any information. I didn't think there was a test after the date. That's not what she's saying, David. She's using it as an analogy. She's not listening. No, I am listening. using it as an analogy. She's not listening. No, I am listening. No, you're not.

You're not listening. There's five other people in this conversation, and you're not listening to any of them. Okay, I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. Like, how can I be better? You just have to listen.

Like, conversation is a give and take. You know what I mean? Like, if I wanted to just have a listen like conversation is a give and take you know what i mean like if i wanted to just have a guy talk at me i would throw on a podcast like you just need to pay attention and if you feel like you're not getting something out of a conversation with somebody i did not feel that way i didn't feel like i wasn't getting something out of the conversation i wanted to contribute and make the conversation better. You know, you were making it all about you. That's exactly what you were doing. The whole thing was about you.

He doesn't quite get it yet, but I do feel like David is asking the right questions on trying to improve himself. You can give him some credit for that, right, Teresa? I mean, bare minimum credit. Okay, well, I agree, but yeah. A sliver of credit, and I think that means that you guys should go out again. Teresa, would you like to go on a second date with David?

We'll pay for it. I like that you have to dangle the carrot of you paying for it. Yeah, that's our thing. Well, it helps sometimes. Will you do it? I mean, I don't think that he's actually learned anything. Like, I don't think I can actually, I don't think I can put up with another 20 minutes. Okay, but now I feel like you're the one who's not listening.

I feel like you are the one. She's not listening now. That's even a rub. Oh, my God. No, I mean, I was listening. I mean, I know that her sister is a dental hygienist and that she likes yoga. I don't like yoga. That's what I teach.

That's what I do. Oh, my gosh, David. Well, I don't like yoga. That's what I teach. That's what I do. Oh, my gosh, David. Well, you don't like it? You work in it, and you don't like it? Okay, you cannot sit here and try to get me on a technicality. This isn't a court of law. What is going on? Well, I figured if you got into teaching, I knew you taught yoga.

Like, sorry, I'm getting a little frustrated, because all I just wanted to do was talk to you and get to know you better and have you get to know me. But apparently you didn't want to get to know me. So you're turning it around now. It's really what it feels like. It feels like, you know, I call in and now everybody attack David show. No, David. David, I think I think everybody agrees here that you just have some areas to improve.

And that's what you called in about the second date for. You wanted to know what you did wrong. She told you. And, yeah, that hurts a little bit, but it's where we're at. Remember, we talked about it. It's a successful second date. I don't think so. I think that a conversation is double-sided, like the tape,

and you let people contribute. You let them be a part of the conversation. Just because it's your story doesn't mean I can't tell my story too, especially if my story is more interesting. There's what it really is. Yeah, I think that's the point where we know that I will not be going out on a second date. Really? That surprises me, Teresa. Completely surprised by that. Thank you for your time, and David, I'm sorry you didn't get a second date, man.

Don't worry. There's plenty of other fish in the dog park. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, can you tell me what that second date update was about again? I wasn't listening. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. If you missed today's second date update was about again? I wasn't listening. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. If you missed today's second date update, this dude David wanted to call Teresa. She actually bailed like 20 minutes into their

date while they were talking. She said, yeah, this isn't working for me and left and he didn't know why. So we got her on the phone and we found out the reason that she wasn't calling him back and didn't want to hang out with him was because he didn't listen to a word that she said and he kept interrupting her and talking about himself instead. Yeah. I thought she

was being like unfair only giving him 20 minutes into the date and then after we talked to him for a while I'm like ooh I kind of get it. He kept interrupting her during the second date update. She's like dude I just don't have the energy for this anymore. She's like you know how hard that is to talk to someone and not have them listen. He's like yeah I do know

how hard that is because one time someone and not have them listen? He's like, yeah, I do know how hard that is because one time I was listening, I was talking and someone was listening to me. Like, stop bringing it back on yourself the whole time. So they decided to not go out again, but I think he'll be just fine. He's got himself to hang out with, so he's good. That's true. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email

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