Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Don't Wanna Date a Prostitute

Episode Date: November 1, 2013

Ben and Gabby spent the first TWO HOURS of their date in almost total silence... So Ben KNEW things were "awkward". But that's not the REASON Gabby is blowing him off! Hear it in the Second Date PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA . Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. Sometimes when you go out on a date, it's all about the order that you do things. Like usually go up and knock on the door before taking your pants off. I've learned that the hard way. And Ben also learned a valuable lesson go up and knock on the door before taking your pants off. I've learned that the hard way. Oh, God. And Ben also learned a valuable lesson about dating on the date that he emailed us about.

Right, Ben? Yeah, I did. What's up, Ben? How are you? Are you currently pantsless right now? No, Ben did not take off his pants. Oh, God. I am fully clothed.

Yeah, he was fully clothed on his date. He kind of knows that he screwed up, though. Ben, why don't you tell us what happened? I met Gabby through a friend of a friend. It was kind of a set-up date, and I know this sounds like cliche, but I wanted to check out a movie, so we did go, like, do the

dinner movie thing. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, that's fine. You can go traditional. If you want to be uncreative and just, you know, not put in the effort, that's doable. But, like, the thing is, this is kind of where I screwed up. I'm kind of at a,

like, a point in my life where I need to do things a little cheaply right now, so I went, I did the movie first and then the dinner. Okay, why is that cheaper? Oh, because of matinee?

Yeah, because it was a matinee. It was actually before six o'clock. I like that. I like that Jose knows exactly what he's talking about. I don't know how to get the best deals. I make the least amount of money here. I know exactly where the cheap movies go.

I think that's cool, though. I mean, you know. But it's kind of weird, though, to do the movie before dinner with someone on a first date. And so early. But it's not like you talk during the movie anyway. But, like, that's the thing. Because, like, the only time I really said anything to her was, like, hey, do you want some popcorn, or do you want a refill or anything?

And then that'd be it. It'd be awkward. Like, silence. And so we're just sitting in this movie theater thinking about the date, you know? Yeah. You're not even paying attention to the movie, right? Awkward. Unless you can't pull the, you know, arm over the shoulder trick, the popcorn thing.

Too early to go in for that, you know? I mean, I try the popcorn trick on a lot of people. But those are usually just strangers that you end up sitting next to anyway. Different story

for a different time. We're talking about Ben right now. Ben, go ahead. Yeah, there was no smoothness at all. We were watching the movie and I would just keep thinking about it,

but what was on screen was like three sex scenes. Oh, my God. Those are always the best. I have no idea anything about this girl and I'm watching this movie with all these sex scenes

and it's super awkward. I don't know what her take is on it. I can't even do bits because I don't want to offend her. Right. That's when you just stop, look at her, bite your lower lip

and just nod your head and go, yeah. Gross. Yeah. How was the interaction after your movie experience? We went to get some Mexican food afterwards. Another great choice for a first date in Mexico. Well, as long as there's a lot of margaritas.

I feel like your date needs a lot of alcohol. Yes. I mean, like both of you. I agree. I think that might have helped maybe in the beginning. But it was still awkward. It just kind of carried into the night. Like, I feel like we talked about the movie and then we were talking about, like, how we knew each other, what we're doing. It wasn't anything like...

So basically your whole date was just awkward from the get-go. It was. It was just like... But I mean, you're calling for a second date, so there must have been something that you liked about her that you are invested in. Yeah, well, I mean, she is beautiful. She totally is someone I would want to go out with again. She is normal. Like, she doesn't seem crazy to me, which is a big plus. Yeah, that's a big plus.

How did your date end? I got out of the car, and I hugged her goodbye. It was an awkward hug, too. I mean, the whole thing just carried through right from the start. I just felt like if I would have had the opportunity to do it all over, I just would have flipped the date, like went to dinner first and just had that conversation because it just felt awkward the whole time. I mean, if I was a girl on that date, I'd chalk it up to bad chemistry and that it wouldn't work out. You know, honestly, I just want another date because I felt like I made a bad first impression.

And if I had a second opportunity on a date that I feel like maybe she would get to know me a little bit better and it wouldn't be so awkward. Right. You just want to call her up and go, hey, remember those sex scenes we were watching? We should try that, huh? All right. We're going to play a song, come back, call her, and then get your second date update. Cool. Thanks, guys. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email us, brookandjubal at moving925.com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Right now, Ben wants us to call Gabby because he went on, quote, an awkward first date with her. He decided to go to dinner and a movie, but they went to the movie first so he could save some money by going to matinee. Smart choice, but he thinks that that made everything awkward. And after that, their dinner was kind of weird. Ended the night with a hug. Hasn't heard from her since.

You ready to go, Ben? I am, yeah. Thanks, guys, for helping of weird. Ended the night with a hug. Hasn't heard from her since. You ready to go, Ben? I am, yeah. Thanks, guys, for helping me out. Hopefully you can convince her. Is this the most awkward date you've ever been on? Oh, hands down. It was a lot of awkward violences. Yeah.

Those are the worst. I love those moments. I enjoy it. Of course you do. Well, I enjoy it after the fact. During it, it's like, this is weird. But then you look back and you're like, it's hilarious, actually. Oh, my God.

You love pain, though, Jubal. You just love pain. Masochist. He is. During it, it's like, this is weird. But then you look back and you're like, that's hilarious, actually. Oh, my God. You love pain, though, Jubal. You just love pain. Masochist. He is. All right, Ben, we're going to call her right now, see if we can get her on the phone, okay? Thanks. Hello? Hey, can I speak to Gabby, please?

This is Gabby. Hey, Gabby. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. How are you? The radio station? Yep, I am the radio station. I'm calling you because we have a mutual friend,

and I wanted to ask you some questions about him. Who? His name's Ben, and you recently went on a date with him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know Ben. Did you like Ben?

I mean, it was a good date, I guess. Insert awkward silence. Did you think it was awkward or anything? I mean, it was a little awkward, sure. You're not going to hurt anybody's feelings on this one. I mean, if I'm being totally honest, it wasn't the greatest date in the world. All right. So did you have a bad time or did you enjoy yourself a little bit with Ben?

I'd say it was more awkward than good. I mean, we went to see a movie before we had dinner. Yeah, he told us that. We also heard about the sex scenes during the movie. I mean, sitting next to a total stranger and watching sex scenes is pretty awkward, but I guess that wasn't the deal breaker. Did you just think that, like,

you just have bad chemistry with him and it won't work out? I think we could be really good friends one day. Okay, but you don't want to date the dude. I don't think so. What was the deal breaker? So he took me out to dinner after the movie, and he was great, and he paid for dinner. But when he took out his credit card, I actually saw his last name, and his last name is Hooker. Like a prostitute.

Hooker. Alright. Like a lady of the night. And I just don't think I could be a Mrs. Hooker. That's your deal breaker. Really? Because his last name is Hooker? I'm a high school teacher. They would eat me alive. I just, I can't. I can't do it. Hold on.

I would like to have a Mrs. Hooker as a teacher. But seriously. Gabby, how are you jumping to that conclusion already of last names? Just keep your last name if that's the problem. I'm a pretty traditional girl. I mean, I'm ready to get married. I know that I don't want to keep my last name, and I just can't imagine myself being a Mrs. Hooker. I just can't.

What? Oh, my God. That is so crazy. Really, there's nothing wrong with that name. being Mrs. Hooker. I just can't. What? Oh my God. Really, there's nothing wrong with that name. Gabby, at this point I should let you know that Ben is actually on the other line and heard everything that you just said. What? No.

That's ridiculous. You don't want to go on a second date with me because of my last name? I mean, unless you're willing to change your last name one day. What? How are you even having this conversation? I'm not. It's not like a bad name.

Like, I'm proud of my name. You're proud to be a hooker, and you should be proud to be a hooker. Hey, I had a friend. I know it sounds like it's a bad thing, but it's not. Like, there's a lot of famous people that have the last name Hooker. You ever heard of John Lee Hooker? He's a great musician. I'm proud of him.

It's a dude. And it's the oldest profession in the world. So it's very respected. It's still illegal. I don't know if you realize that flag. Gabby, you're really not going to go out with him based on his last name? I mean, it's the last name. I mean, it's the last name. It was an awkward date.

I'm ready to get married. I know what I want and I don't want to be a hooker and I don't want to go out on more awkward dates. It was awkward. And it could have just been awkward because you were hugging a hooker. Oh my God. Everyone deserves a second chance, even a hooker. I don't want you to be

that type of hooker, okay? I think you're a great girl, and I think we could have a great time if we just tried it out one more time. Because I know it was just awkward, and I know I felt weird. I should have maybe just called it out right then, but I didn't. And I feel like if I had a second chance with you, I think it could go really well. There you go. That's a pretty good plea, Ben. We will pay for you guys to go out again. Will you go on a second chance with you. I think you could go really well. There you go. That's a pretty good plea, Ben.

We will pay for you guys to go out again. Will you go on a second date with Ben? You don't have to worry about being a hooker just yet. That's the third date. But we will pay for you to go out with Ben. I'm sure there are other girls that will want to be a Mrs. Hooker one day, but I'm just not one of them. I'm sorry, Ben.

It just wasn't right. No. Come on, let us pay. That's just crazy to me. Let us pay for a Mrs. Hooker one day, but I'm just not one of them. I'm sorry, Ben. It just wasn't right. Come on, let us pay. Let us pay for a date. Go out with Ben. Just see if you like him. You never know. Come on, it's a free date. Both of us won't have to spend a dollar. I won't have to do that awkward movie first because we don't have to

worry about price. Let's just do it. I mean, if you've entertained the idea of marrying him, you might as well give him a second date. I think every girl does that. Every girl pictures it. Not on the first date. And the thing is, you could call him your own little

hooker someday. Brooke likes it. No. I think it's awesome. No, absolutely not. Get over here, you little hooker. You're not going to go out with him. I don't think so's awesome. No, absolutely not. Get over here, you little hooker. You're not going to go out with him? I don't think so, no.

Really? I hope you never meet a Ben prostitute. Prostitute is such a common last name. I'm sure that will happen. All right, well, you got your answer, Ben. That's silly. Sorry, man. Gabby, I think you're making a mistake, but all right.

Nothing you can do about it either is a thing. No, that's all right. Live and learn, right? Yep. Finally, Jubal, you get to talk to a hooker and you don't have to pay for it. That's true. I didn't enjoy it as much. Yeah.

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This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Sheckner, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance.

You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.