Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Doritos and Drive In

Episode Date: June 26, 2020

Lizzie and David have been flirting at work…At the hospital where she’s a nurse and he’s a security guard. They went on a date, and soon after, David was mysteriously fired! Lizzie has a feeling it’s all her fault and wants to find out what happened.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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compatible, but somehow they beat the odds and find happiness together. Okay. Like Romeo and Juliet. Yeah, they're not supposed to be together. Joker and Harley Quinn. Okay. Luke Skywalker and his sister Leia.

Oh, that's not supposed to happen. That's the sister problem. It's a little bit troublesome there. I've seen the director's cut from that film. I bet you have. Woo! Hot and steamy. Yeah.

Thank goodness Luke had lost his hand by that point in the series. Oh, my God. I'm just saying, it was this close to being an X-rated movie. That's not a lightsaber. Oh, my God. That is disgusting. What could have been. Oh, whoa.

But we have another against all odds love story. Okay. This is another incest story. I'm having a hard time. We're going to find out. Let's talk to the woman that's on the phone today. Her name is Lizzie. Hey, Lizzie.

Hey. Lizzie, are you as disgusted as the rest of us? Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah? So what's your brother like? Nope, not doing that. Oh, okay. Who is it then that you want us to call today?

So it's this guy I met at work. His name's David. It's the kind of situation like we would never meet otherwise. I'm a nurse and he's a security guard. Okay. That seems fine. You don't normally go for security guards. Well, it's just that like we never like work the same shifts and we don't work in the same

part of the building. Like we would maybe pass each other or something like that. But it's not like I see him every day so how did the guys here at work I see him I'm like what's up and that's about it yeah like that kind of thing how'd you meet him um I have a badge that like gets me into certain areas of hospital and it wasn't working um and so my boss was like go to the security and they'll fix it so I went to the security area and he was you know reprogramming my badge whatever doing stuff on a computer and we just started talking.

It was great. It was going well, but like, I didn't think anything of it. It was just like, oh yeah, he's the security guard. Like he's a nice guy. Yeah. Usually way below your standards for the type of people that you would date. Well, I was, I mean, I was in the middle of a shift. Like I had more pressing things going on.

You're more of a mall cop type girl, right? You know, I've never labeled myself, I couldn't tell you. Oh my gosh. I don't know, that's kind of cute. I mean, he obviously liked you then, right? He's the one that made the first move? Yeah, but like after this initial thing, I didn't think much of it,

but it was like a few weeks later that my badge started acting up again, and so I had to go see him again. And it was at that time that he asked me out. Okay. So you agreed to go on a date with him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, there's a bar across the street from the hospital.

He was like, yeah, let's go get a drink. Classic Luke and Leia move right there. Exactly how Luke got Leia. This is not her brother, okay? I'm just saying, it could be hot. Oh, no. So sorry, sorry. Seriously, though uh was it hot

i mean we were at the bar and we had our drinks and it was going great he's like you want to go somewhere else and i was like sure like i have nothing better to do and so we ended up going to this club and it was just way too loud and both of us were pretty much over it about 10 minutes in were you both still in uniform? I picture you both leaving work, and you're in scrubs. That would be dope. Scrubs and security guards just came down to work, and like, hey! At the club, they're like, we didn't know it was theme night.

No, no, no. Most of us keep a change of clothes in our car, just in case. Okay, so you left the club. Yeah, we left the club, and then we were going to gonna go somewhere else so we ended up just chatting in a car and ate doritos and we're just laughing and it was great it was like a couple hours of just hanging out went from first date to married couple in like a matter of 10 minutes i think it's cute i think it's very cute so did you end up kissing him yeah we just like just once in car, but there was really nothing more than that.

Like, it was just sweet, and then, like, bye, I'll see you next weekend. Oh, it wasn't like a make-up. Well, you had Doritos breath. I don't blame you. Yeah, you go straight for the fingers in that case, not the mouth. Let me suck on those bad boys. So gross. Yeah, we were going to hang out again the next weekend, but then a few days before we were going to hang out, I just hear through the grapevine that he got fired.

And now he's like not returning my calls. He's gone like completely silent and no one really knows what happened. So I'm like, was it something bad? But if it's not a big deal, like why isn't he returning my calls? Well, maybe he's just depressed. I mean, like, getting fired sucks. It just makes you feel bad. And he's probably not in the headspace to, like, want to go on a date right now.

I'm going to call the pretty girl I just started talking to and tell her I don't have a job anymore. Yeah, yeah, exactly. If you had to guess, why do you think it is? I honestly have no idea. I've been, like, racking my brain and, like, asking around. But, like I said, we don't work in the same circle. So no one even really knows who he is. Is there a younger, cuter nurse that maybe started after you that maybe you moved on to?

Well, if that were the case, I'd want to know that too. Yeah. Right. All right. We're going to play a song, come back and call David for you and try and get you your second date update. Okay, Lizzie? Great. Thanks, guys.

All right. Hold on. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, one of our listeners named Lizzie is on the phone. And Lizzie likes a man in uniform. Oh, specifically, a security guard uniform. Show me that flashlight bad boy. Because she recently met a hunky security guard named David, who worked at the hospital where Lizzie is a nurse. And I say worked because shortly after their date, David was fired from his job. And now he's not responding to her either. But before we call him, Lizzie, I just want you to know, I called ahead to the hospital

already and I told them who I was. And I just asked, you know, why was David let go? I'm sure they just tell you. They did. They told me that he was stealing body parts out of the hospital transplant freezer. No way, dude. Just like a kidney here and there or whole hearts? And I should be clear, he was just borrowing.

Borrowing the body parts. He brought them back after he was done. That's even worse. Lizzie, I think you're good to go. Yeah, if it's body parts, you can just hang up the phone. So you still want us to call him anyway? Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not buying that story.

Okay, we'll double check with him to see. Okay, that's good, Lizzie. You know, I'm excited for you. I think that this will be awesome for you and, like, the pick-me-up that David needs. Like, the man just got fired. He's down in the dumps, you know? To be wanted is what he needs right now. Yeah.

Yeah, I feel bad for him. We had such a good connection and I'd really like to actually get to be there for him. Cool. Yeah, that's nice. Alright, well we're going to call David right now and try and get you your second date update, okay? Great. Alright, we're going to dial the phone number right now. Here we go.

Hello? Hi, can I speak to David, please? Yeah, speaking. Hi, David. My name's Jeffrey, and I work for the morning radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay. And we'd like to talk to you about your dating life. Is this some type of joke? No, this is something called a second date update.

Okay. Who did you say you are? Good morning. Let's start over. I feel like we woke him up. Yeah. Let me explain. We do something on our show called a second date update.

That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can email us and we'll reach out to them for you to try and figure out the reason why. Oh, boy. Okay. So there's a woman that wanted us to get a hold of you. Her name is Lizzie. Do you remember Lizzie? Yeah, I know Lizzie.

Okay. Yeah. There's just some personal stuff I'm going through, and it's kind of awkward. Yeah. Well, she told us a little bit about how you guys met and that you guys went out on a date, and she said that she had a really good time with you, but afterwards we heard something happened. Yeah. I had a job situation happen, and, I heard. Sorry, man.

But, I mean, I think that it's good to know that, like, Lizzie doesn't care. She feels terrible for whatever. She doesn't really know what happened. She just knows that you're not working at the hospital anymore. But she had a great time with you and felt really connected. That's great. That makes me feel a lot better. I'm just not sure that she knows that I was fired from the job.

Yeah, I think she knows that you're fired because you haven't been to work. But that was the rumor, right? But she just didn't know the reason why. Because afterwards, you're not calling her back. She didn't know if there was a correlation between the two or not. Oh, well, yeah, there sort of is. And I feel pretty guilty about something. Guilty?

Something you did at work or something you did to Lizzie? I don't know what you know. I don't really know what she told you about how we met or anything. She said her key card stopped working, and that's when she had to go to security and met you to get her card fixed. Yeah, you're the card guy. Yeah, so I never thought she would date a security guard so i did something kind of weird and sneaky i deactivated her badge so she would have to come

see me you did yeah how how did you do that well i have access to the badges and i just deactivated hers and she just came and saw me. It's sneaky but it's not like you're hurting anyone doing it. It's kind of cute. Except for the patient she can't see because her badge is deactivated. Come on. Wait, it happened twice. Did you do it twice? Yeah, I did it a couple times.

You sly dog. She's like, why is this thing not working? So wait, so why aren't you calling her back? Because you feel bad on that? Or did you do something else? No, that's why I got fired. Because my supervisor found out. Oh, no.

How many girls' badges are you deactivating in this hospital? This is the only time I've done this. Oh, okay. The last time. How'd you get caught? Well, they saw on the computer that this badge kept being activated and deactivated during my shift. Oh, man. I'm so sorry, dude.

You're just trying to be, like, cute, I guess, or romantic. Yeah, I'm not sorry that I did it. I'm glad I met her, and I had a really fun time. I just weirded out. I don't really know what she's going to think about all this. So that's why I haven't called her back. Yeah. That'd be a lot.

Like, oh, I got fired because of you. Because of you, even though it was me. Because I was creeping on you. Let's find out what Lizzie thinks, David, because she's actually been on the other line listening this entire time and she wants to talk to you. What? Yeah, I didn't tell you that i'm sorry

lizzie hey hi lizzie wow um wow dude um so much awkwardness i can feel it So you heard all of that? Yeah. Okay. Well, first of all, like, I'm so sorry you lost your job. Like, that sucks. But, like, also, we saw each other in the halls and stuff. Like, you could have just talked to me. Yeah. I know. I know.

I was just intimidated, I guess, and thought, like, all these doctors around. I'm a security guard. I didn't think maybe you'd give me the time of day or anything. Just so you know, like, I've dated doctors before, and they're often very boring, and all they do is their job, and then they go to sleep,

and then they do it again, so, like, there's not really anything to talk about, and they're also often, like, very into themselves. Those boring doctors saving lives doing their jobs no like that's that's not really like i'm not into doctors really anymore so okay okay that's good to know so wait lizzie are you what are you feeling right now are you mad about what he did do you feel deceived i'm not mad i just i feel like that wasn't necessary you're saying that was a stupid move on his part is what you're saying i just i

feel like he just kind of made assumptions yeah but i'm not i'm not angry yeah and i also feel bad that he lost his job because of me well it wasn't really because of you it's because of his own insecurities lizzie if it makes you feel any better. Yeah. It doesn't make him feel better, but... Well, you know, sorry, David. Well, maybe you shouldn't have chose to work in a hospital with so many sexy doctors in it, and then David wouldn't feel so insecure. Yeah, not on me. I'm not wearing that. Where are you working? In the

Grey's Anatomy Hospital with all, with Mr. McDreamy and McSteamy there? Yeah, but this is ER. Well, Lizzie, for what it's worth, I wish I had the confidence back then to just approach you and ask you out. And now I've really learned the lesson. I mean, I can't be mad at you because that's really sweet. Like, that's a really adorable thing to do.

I just hate that it lost you your job. So? Yeah. But, like, I do want you to know honesty is very important to me So like I would really just rather you lay it all out and be completely honest from the get-go Yeah, totally. I mean then I should probably let you know then I uh, I was also thinking of dressing up as a doctor to meet you What? Oh my gosh. Yeah Instead of the security badge idea

No, i'm not kidding But I never did it And that's a plus Yeah I guess My options impersonating her a doctor Or not allowing her to enter work I think you get arrested not fired for that You could have been Dr. McSneaky

Super McSneaky Yeah I mean I even bought some scrubs from a Halloween store. What? Wow. You were really good at this. David. I was committed. I can't believe you just didn't steal them from the hospital that you work at.

Like, what are you doing, dude? Well, I'm not a thief. Okay. Okay. I mean, that's really cute. And, you know, if you want to wear them, I guess that would also be cute as long as I'm aware of what's going on. Hey, look at that. Well, in that case, David, we would love to send you out on another date with Lizzie.

We'll pay for it. I was actually planning to call her anyway, so this is awesome. You're a liar, David. Well, then I feel like maybe in this case I should also ask Lizzie. Lizzie, would you like to go out on a second date with security guard McCreamy? Still. McCreamy. Oh my gosh.

In his little doctor outfit. He was sneaky. Well, now I'm up in the game to McCreamy. Oh, God. Yes. Yes. That's a yes. Oh my God. Even after that description, I feel like I was all about yes until Jeffrey said yes. Yeah, no, I'm ignoring him, but I would like to see David again, sure. I don't feel better about it.

I think I made this happen. No, you made a cute story really disturbing. No, I made it sexy. Congratulations, you two. Thank you. Yeah. So, like, any chance we could end this conversation now before this gets, like, way worse? Hold on.

I didn't even get to ask David if he's been stealing body parts. What? Oh, my gosh. David, you taking body parts too? You were going to ruin this. No. All right. That's a happy ending all around.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. Our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast. And now, Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson.

Listen to Minnie Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers.