Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Dr. Liar

Episode Date: March 5, 2014

Gavin is CLEARLY dating a girl out of his league... and is not getting a call back for another date. Will be able to help him out? Or EXPOSE HIM for the LIAR that he is!! Listen to the Second Date Upd...ate. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch
Starting point is 00:00:22 your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.
Starting point is 00:01:58 It's a lot of pressure when you date somebody who's out of your league. Simply ask anybody who's ever gone out on a date with yours truly. Right? Yeah? No. No? Okay. That's the issue that Gavin ran into. He's the guy that emailed us for a second date update today. Gavin went out with a girl named Christine, and according to your email, Gavin,
Starting point is 00:02:17 you felt like she's a little bit out of your league, right? Yeah, that's the reason I emailed you guys, man. I always listen to the good advice you give So I thought maybe you could help me out on this one You don't have to kiss our ass Yeah, we already got you on the phone, man You're hoping we can get a hold of her on the phone Because she won't answer your phone calls
Starting point is 00:02:34 I understand, it's fine You gotta do what you gotta do, so You said that you felt like this girl Christine Was on a different level than you Why is that? Like, hotter than you? Well, we got set up through a mutual friend and my friend said, look, you know, she's a cute girl. She's sweet. She's a little high maintenance. And that's always kind of open for interpretation, of course. But I went out, I bought a new suit,
Starting point is 00:03:00 bought a new tie. I really tried to look what i thought she she probably is used to seeing you know and used to going out with did you rent a lamborghini to pick her up because i hope so i wish i could have you know i selected a restaurant that i thought would impress her and tried to do a little research on wines and things like that before we met up just just anything i could do to kind of you know make me seem a little more in her league i guess because i started to get a little intimidated but you know did i say the wrong thing was my knowledge of ceviche and wine not what it should be you know i i really tried hey you put lipstick on a pig still a pig right, right? Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Tie a bow on a piece of poop, steal a piece of poop. Don't call Gavin a pig. He's a poop, bro. Come on. I'm alive. Well, that's kind of what Gavin said. I mean, some people say, Gavin, you should always try to date up, right? So, I mean, that's what you're trying to do.
Starting point is 00:03:57 But my thing is, like, are you trying to fake it? Are you trying to get into a relationship with a girl where you're going to have to be faking it all the time? Were you not yourself on the date? Well, I was definitely myself, but at the same time, you know, I certainly was trying to come across a little more than what I am. How did everything end? Um, just dropped her off, said, you know, be nice to do this again. And we kind of left things with, you know, I'll give you a call, which I did a couple of times, uh, even texted her times but um finally I did I did hear back from her and she just kind of said in the text message that I wasn't her type which kind of hurt after like a
Starting point is 00:04:38 few days of just kind of wondering but you know I just I guess that I felt like you guys might help me out a little bit so we obviously know that she doesn't think you're her type, so now you want to get her on the phone and ask exactly why. Yeah, if anything, maybe it'll help me out with someone else if it doesn't work out with her, you know? Okay, cool. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay?
Starting point is 00:04:59 I appreciate it, guys. Thank you. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second Date Update. This Second Date Update holds a special place in my heart. And I want to try really hard to get Gavin another date with the girl he wants us to call. Because she's a rich girl. And one of the biggest regrets I have in my life is I was dating this girl for a little while, like in high school.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Super rich. Her dad was like a movie producer in Hollywood. Like they had a whole house. She hadn't even seen the wing of the 17 rooms. And I let that go. If I would have stuck with that, you know, she wasn't necessarily attractive. She was okay. But if I would have stuck with it, I could have been lounging around that mansion right now playing golf.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I wouldn't be here on the air. I would be so happy. Why weren't you a gold digger from a young age? I know. So Gavin, I'm hoping we can help you out today and you can land a date with your rich girl and hopefully live the rest of your days freeloading off of her. Well, I hope we can just get a second date to start.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Let's start with that and then we can get on to your retirement plan. If you need a pool boy, I'm there for you, okay? I feel like we're ho to have with Oprah right now. Like, this girl's not even that rich. Yeah. Alright, here we go. Gavin, you ready to give her a call? Yeah, I'm ready. And just to remind everybody,
Starting point is 00:06:14 the last thing she said to you was a text message that said, you're not really my type. Right? That's correct. Which could mean a ton of different things. True. Could mean poor. So different things. True. Yeah. Could mean poor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I'm so excited to call a rich person. Oh, God. Is there an extra number in the phone number? Do they have a secretary to answer their phone? Yeah, I think they must. I'm excited to see who answers. Hello? Hi, is this christine yes hey christine how are you this is jubel from brook and jubel in the morning on moving 92.5 you're from a radio station yes moving 92.5 i host the morning show okay uh why are you calling me i'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners. We're calling on behalf of Gavin.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Okay. Gavin says he had a great time with you. He liked you a lot. Would love to see you again. And after your date, you sent him a text message over the course of the next couple days that said that he wasn't your type. We wanted to call and ask if you wouldn't mind sharing with us what you meant by that. Like you said, I sent him a text already. There's really not that much more to it, and I don't feel like embarrassing someone on the radio anyway.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Christine, if you're going to look at it that way, he's the one that wanted us to call you. Yeah. He just wants to know if he did something wrong on the date. And frankly, he said that you were out of his league. Like he thought he thinks that highly of you. And so he feels like maybe he's not on your level. And that's what you meant by that. Oh, interesting. Well, the date was fine, but he wasn't really that interesting on the date, first of all. So he was boring? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:09 I didn't get that there was a whole lot going on there. We talked, we chatted, but there wasn't really chemistry. It almost felt like a business meeting. You didn't feel the insane chemistry that he felt? Yeah. And the biggest thing, I really have a problem with people who lie and he lied to me.
Starting point is 00:08:32 What? What did he lie to you about? His job. He told me he was a doctor. And then later on I checked and he's actually a PA, a physician's assistant. So he works with doctors. and I checked and he's actually a PA, a physician's assistant. Oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:08:47 So he works with doctors. Yes. He was trying to be somebody he wasn't and that's not what I'm looking for. I mean, if someone can't even be themselves, like what's the point? It's like he told you I'm the assistant manager, but really he's the assistant to the manager.
Starting point is 00:09:04 It's kind of like that, yeah. Christine? Yeah. Can you hold on for one second? I just need to do something real quick. Okay. Paging Dr. Gavin. Dr. Gavin, are you there? Christine, Gavin.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I'm here, guys. Gavin is actually on the other line listening to you. Christine, hi. Hey, guys. Gavin is actually on the other line listening to you. Christine, hi. Hey, Gavin. Listen, you know, I was really nervous. You know, I was nervous on the date. And, Christine, you know, I think you're amazing. I really enjoyed talking to you.
Starting point is 00:09:39 So I was really trying to do everything I could to kind of impress you. And I do hope to be a full, full doctor one day. There was definitely some nervous energy when it comes to, you know, ordering wine and things like that. And, um, and so, you know, Christine, you're not buying it at all. Are you? I think we're seeing why she means, you know, it's, it's sweet of you, Gavin. That's, that's, that was nice of you or whatever, but you know, you know, it's sweet of you, Gavin. That was nice of you or whatever. But, you know, I just can't deal with liars.
Starting point is 00:10:11 And as soon as that comes out, I'm done. Well, I'd love the opportunity to make it up to you because, honestly, it's a little thing in a big sea of things. And I think when you really take the time to get to know me, you're going to see that. Okay, Gavin, that's good. That's enough. You can stop. You know, that's again, not what I'm looking for. I'm not looking for the kind of person who's going to be selling themselves to me. I just want a real person. Christine, are you looking for someone who's on the same level as you monetarily? Like, do you want to date a rich dude?
Starting point is 00:10:44 You know, I have money, so I'm not looking for money. I mean, sure, in some ways it'd be nice to have someone who's used to the same sort of lifestyle I'm used to, but... So it's not a turn-off to know that Gavin is a physician's assistant instead of a doctor for you?
Starting point is 00:11:00 No, no, it's not. You know, if he's a hard worker, then that's great, so it's not a turn-off, even if you're a male nurse. Christine, will you go out with Gavin one more time? We will pay for the date. And Gavin will be honest with you about who he is and not try to impress you too much. Absolutely. We're going to have a great time and we'll do something a little more casual. And we can talk about the work. You know, I'm really proud of the work I do in the medical field.
Starting point is 00:11:28 And I'll kind of tell you about, you know, what I've been planning as far as trying to go to med school. And it'll be a lot of fun, Christine. Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun is listening to all of your plans all night long. And you can tell me about how awesome you are all night. Come on, Christine. Just one more date with Gavin. You know, no. No, that's not what I want.
Starting point is 00:11:49 I don't want to sit there listening to some guy trying to impress me. I want a person. It is cute that you are trying this hard for a second date, but I think that a second date is not a good idea. Okay. Well, thank you for your time for doing the second date update. I personally have to go because, I don't know if you know this, but I'm a volunteer firefighter who rescues puppies on the side.
Starting point is 00:12:11 So get out of here, too. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.
Starting point is 00:12:46 You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports,
Starting point is 00:13:09 and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense
Starting point is 00:13:45 of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.

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