Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Drawing A Blank

Episode Date: November 28, 2016

In today's Second Date Update one of our listeners (Michael_ found a SMOOTH TECHNIQUE to landing a girl's number and even a date!!! And while Michael thought the date went WELL...two ISSUES (One Minor and One Major) occurred during his date...Now the girl isn't calling back!! Find out what happened in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. Everybody has their move when they're trying to get attention from somebody they think is attractive. I know for me, my move has always been called the waterfall. I'm guessing you named it and call it that yourself. Yep. Anytime I see a lady that I think is attractive, I just open up my mouth and let the drool fall out all the way down my chin. The waterfall. Trust me, it works. They might not realize it at first, but you follow them around

for 15 minutes with drool falling down your chin, they get the hint pretty quickly that you think they are attractive. So weird, they give you attention. And the guy on the phone today for a second date update told us that he used his patented move in order to get a date with the girl that he wants to call today. What's up, Michael? Hey, how's it going? Michael, I'm already kind of cringing because anytime someone says that they have a patented

move, it usually means they're pretty douchey. I don't know. This is pretty good. I think you'll like it. Not douchey. Tell us what your move is. Well, I was at a mixer with a couple of buddies of mine. And we were kind of bored just there and kind of looking around.

And the talent wasn't that great great but there was this one girl that probably the hottest girl in the room and they were saying that there was no way that i could ever get her to go out with me okay because you were obviously not the hottest guy in the room i wouldn't say that so i uh took what they said as a challenge and I basically started waving to her from across the room. Smooth. Like frantically? He's not done yet, guys. No, no.

I mean, yeah, not frantically. I just sort of like waving at her like I kind of knew her. Okay. And other people started to look at me and they were waving back. And I was like, no, not you, you, or you. I was like trying to get this the hot girls attention okay so i keep waving at her and she finally was like who me and i was like yeah come on over and so she walks on over and she's like can i help you and i said

oh i thought you were someone else oh Oh. Oh, I like it. Yeah. Yeah, and then you get talky. Yeah, then you start up a conversation right there. Exactly. I introduced myself. My buddies behind me were kind of like laughing and kind of patting me on the back. And I was able to ask her out.

Okay. Nice. Yeah, it worked. And, yeah, we went out for dinner and and we got drinks, and we had a really great time. Awesome. Yeah, it sounds like she's not calling you back. Yeah, about that. Like, I think there was one moment.

So, okay, we were at dinner, and, like, we're pretty far into the date, and a buddy of mine happens to be at the restaurant as well so he comes over and i introduce him to her and i actually don't remember her name for that moment oh no man yeah and i'm doing the thing where like you know i say his name and maybe she will like he will ask her what her name is and it doesn't happen and i hate it when people can't pick up on that cue you're like this is my friend joe joe this is somebody help me yeah he didn't help you i'm joe what's your name what is her name by the way deanna deanna sorry to put you on the spot like that no yeah yeah i won't forget now

so wait i mean if you called this girl and set up a date how did you forget her name i don't it just kind of blanked on me for a second i guess i was just blurred by her that's a good excuse yeah so i'm guessing that she noticed that you didn't remember her name yeah for sure she just actually stared at me for a few seconds and just let me sweat it out. Oh, that sucks. At least she seemed like she had a good sense of humor about it. Yeah, yeah. She was playing along.

And I want to give you a hard time, but it's so hard to remember people's names. Right? Yeah. I mean, what was the mood like after that moment? It was pretty good. She kept calling me the wrong name for the rest of the night. So that was kind of her way. I like her.

At least it turned into a joke with you guys. And she didn't just get mad and walk out of the restaurant. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So how did everything end with whatever her name is? Oh, Deanna. I drove there and actually asked if she wanted a ride home. And she actually said she called an Uber and she went home that way.

And that was a little weird because I thought everything was great. But some girls don't want to, like, open the door to having you come into their house or, you know, she doesn't know you that well. That's true. That's true. So now it's been, you know, about eight days or so and I haven't really talked to her. I shot her a text a couple times and, you know, haven't really heard back, so. I feel like if you have an awesome date like that and you have such a great time, why wouldn't you call her that night or the next morning and just say, hey, I had such a good time?

I mean, I feel like there are rules around that, right? No, every girl likes that. I'm telling you. Nobody wants to wait for a text that says, hey, you want to go out again? Maybe you're right. I probably screwed that one up as well. I'm hoping you guys can help me. All right.

Well, we'll see if we can do it. We'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? me. All right. Well, we'll see if we can do it. We'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update, okay? Great. All right, man. Just hold on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Oh, names. They're so difficult. Especially when you're out on a date

and you can't remember the name of the person you went out with. I mean, it's been six years working together and you still forget mine sometimes. It's true. That's why anytime I've ever gone out on a date, I never call them by their name. I just play it safe and I give everybody the nickname Stinky Pants.

Hey, Stinky Pants. So excited to be out with you. This is my friend Stinky Pants, everybody. I've never gotten a lot of calls back, but at least I didn't screw up their name like Michael did, who's on the phone, to do a second date update right now. He met a girl named Deanna at a mixer with his bros. They actually dared him that he couldn't get a date with her, and he did. And then they went out to dinner, and he ran into another friend.

And when he was trying to introduce her to his friend, he forgot her name. So he thinks that's the biggest thing that did him in. We're going to get her on the phone right now and find out. Now, you're trying to get a date because you actually really like her, not just because you want to prove to your bros that the date actually worked out. Definitely. We had a really good time. We had a lot in common. I think there was something there. Well, I'll dial her phone number right now and see what she has to say, okay?

Thanks, stinky pants. No problem, stinkyinky Pants. See? It's catchy. It is kind of catchy. All right. Let's give her a call. Hello?

Hey, Stinky Pants. Excuse me? Hi, is this Deanna? Yes. How are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. What? Who?

Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. I think I've heard of you once before. Okay, cool. Awesome. So it was positive. Well, the reason I'm calling you today is because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. Oh, really?

Yeah, his name is Michael. Michael. Oh, Michael. Sounds like you have heard of him. Yeah. That's another mmm. That's more of a concerned okay thank you for helping

to interpret your language so Michael sent us an email saying that he took you out on a date but now you're not getting back to him for another date and he's wondering why hmm hmm he did yeah he wants to know if maybe he did something wrong on your date did something wrong did you like

michael uh at first i mean that's the reason why i went out with him but um well i'm curious what he told you actually well i'll tell you he said that he met you while you guys were at some mixer or something, and then he took you out to dinner. He said you guys had a fun time. He thinks the only reason that you're not calling him back is because he forgot your name while you guys were out. I mean, that did happen, but, I mean, it wasn't a huge deal to me. It was something totally different, actually.

Yeah, I mean, it sounded like you took it in stride and made fun of him the rest of the evening. Oh, he told you that, did he? Yeah, I had fun with it. Yeah, I was impressed. I like you took it in stride and made fun of him the rest of the evening. Oh, he told you that, did he? I had fun with it. Yeah, I was impressed. I was like, good move on your part. Yeah, I just didn't have fun with him on that part, but... It sounds like you don't like him

very much. I'm not the biggest fan of him right now. Why? Why I don't like him? Well, did he tell you that he Facebook-lived our whole date? What? What? I don't understand what you even mean by that.

So you know how you can Facebook-live video? Yeah. So he had his buddy that was a couple tables away Facebook video our entire date. What? Really? Like some creeper was sitting a couple tables away from you

recording your date and you didn't know. I didn't know until I went on his Facebook page and... Oh my God. Wow.

And I saw that he was tagged in a video and that I was in it. Oh my God. You got to actually watch and recap your date on his Facebook page then. Yeah, the full. Oh, my God. You got to actually watch and recap your date on his Facebook page then. Yeah, the full recap.

Oh, my God. How many people were watching? I don't know, hundreds maybe. Oh, my God. I would be freaking out. How have you not called him and read him the riot act, man? I just, I was going to ignore him.

Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to call him up and like leave it on his voicemail or something because i can see the internet too like everything exactly i don't even want to talk to him anymore i don't even want another reason oh my god what's too bad i should probably shouldn't tell you that he's on the other line and wants to talk to you then huh what do you mean i mean that he's listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Yep. What? Hey. Hey, Deanna. What is going on?

Why is he on the phone right now? Oh, my God. I am so sorry. Oh, wow. Deanna, look, I wasn't – I didn't know that it was happening either, actually, because, like, my buddy who was there, like, who loves to play pranks on me, told me afterwards. So I'm really sorry that that happened. I'm, like, really embarrassed. I did not mean for you to see that.

What? I definitely would never want to do something like that. You know, I actually had a really good time with you. Oh, my God. I'm just rambling right now. Deanna, tell him to shut up. My God. I'm just in shock by this whole thing that this would, you know.

I was in shock, too. So you'd even call me, like, through a radio station. I mean, geez. I don't know. I feel like you guys are kind of nerdy to do this. Like, you got to pick maybe some better friends or something. That's kind of rude, you know? Yeah, you're absolutely right.

I do need to get better friends. Like, I was thinking about that the whole time. Like, I couldn't believe that, you know, they were broadcasting us. Wait, thinking about it the whole time? So you knew about this the whole time during our date that you were being filmed? Or I was being filmed? You knew about this? Look, Deanna, all I knew...

Okay, I did have my buddy, like, I wanted him to come and just get a photo of the two of us on the date. Instead, like, he totally messed with me and you and us and, you know, made a video about this whole thing and you're totally right. Do you, like, never go out on dates or something

that you need to document it for your friends no i i just thought i wanted a picture for facebook because you're so pretty oh my god the better thing would have been to just ask maybe about that just ask me like hey can i get a photo with you instead of having you're right you're right i should have asked but i thought that would be awkward too to ask you for a photo with you instead of have some creeper? You're right. I should have asked, but I thought that would be awkward, too, to ask you for a photo in the middle of our date. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, not really.

I mean, people take photos all the time when they're out and about. I mean, what's weird is that your friend's video recorded the whole thing, not me knowing. And Michael, what were you going to do with the picture if he only took a picture? Like, you're going to post that and expect her not to see it on social media as well? She's going to find out one way or the other. You got some creeper taking photos of you guys. I guess you're right. I mean, I just wanted her to, like, see it eventually.

You know, if things were to work out between us, like, it would be this really great, like, first date memento that we could go back and say, hey, like, look at us. And, you know, kind of this romantic gesture. And then at that point you've been together so long that she wouldn't be able to leave you because it's still weird, Michael. It is. It's like saying, oh, I collected your hair on the first date and I still have it. I didn't collect hair this time. I mean, I didn't collect hair. Oh my God. Hey Deanna, would you like to go on a second date with Michael? We will pay for it.

We'll put cell phone blocking devices in every corner of the restaurant so that he can't stream it on the Internet. Deanna, before you decide, I'll tell you right now that I'm going to ask my buddy to remove the video from Facebook. And I'll even report him because you're right. It's totally unacceptable and it should not have ever happened. You hear that? Deanna, he will report his friend to Facebook for you. The damage has already been

done for a week. If he cared that much he would have deleted it, you know, a while ago. I just didn't know you were going to see it. I didn't know you were going to see it. It's live out there on Facebook for everybody to see. I just thought with privacy settings and stuff that I was going to set it up. Fortunately, it didn't happen.

If you were that upset at your friend, you think you would have told him when you saw it. And had him take it down then. And obviously you didn't. Obviously you liked it. No, I didn't actually like it. No, she doesn't mean you click like on the post. She means like you liked it as a person, like you enjoyed it. You obviously enjoyed it if you didn't have your friend take it off

or you didn't delete it off your page. There we go. And it sounds like you've watched it maybe one too many times as well, Michael. I just really thought you were pretty and wanted to keep that memory of you because I hadn't heard from

you in like, you know, eight days or something. So, you know. You cannot spin that one to romance. Deanna, is that an official no from you then? Yeah, that's a no. I'm sorry, but I just, I'm not feeling it. That's all right.

Yeah, shocking. Michael, at least you always have your Facebook memory though, right? Yeah. Oh my God. It's going to pop up year after year on that date. Yeah, it is. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592.

It says Facebook ruins another relationship. Right? It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning talking about today's second date update. This dude named Michael wanted to call a girl named Deanne. They met at a party. His friends actually bet him that he couldn't get a date with her, and he did. He thought the reason she wasn't calling back was because he forgot her name on their first date. But the real reason she wasn't calling back was because one of his buddies was there Facebook-living

the whole thing. And then she went to his Facebook page and saw he was tagged in the video and had no interest in going out with him. It's creepy and it's really dorky. Yeah, it is. Like, do you never go on a date, man? Like, act like you've been there before, dude. Sounds like he doesn't very much. Seriously. Probably isn't going to be going on

any time soon. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other

crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine.

A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.