Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Drinking and Entering

Episode Date: June 25, 2021

Rick admits to committing a teeny, tiny felony on his date... But he had good intentions! Now he just needs our help proving to his date he's not a criminal...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, I've heard that that happens every once in a while. That's already a little bit cliche, I think. Oh, you don't like the way they met. Sorry, Jeffrey. So, Rick, please just tell me it wasn't while you were squeezing the melons and she came up to you and asked, So, are they ripe? Oh, wow. Rick, I don't know if I can handle that, if that's what actually happened.

Please tell me that's not the case. No, that's exactly what happened. Oh. Oh, good. It's exactly what happened? No, I'm joking. That's not what happened. Oh, my God.

Thank God. It got played out by, like, some bad amateur video. No, I like that, though. Okay. I bet you would like that. All right, you sickos. Okay, wait. So how did you really meet her at the grocery store?

We were in the wine aisle, and I saw this girl, and I was like, she is gorgeous. So I kind of fibbed a little bit. I kind of told her, like, I know a little bit about this stuff. So I just kind of found the most expensive one. And I was like, oh, this one's worth the money. You know, that's the one. You know nothing about wines. Yeah, and before you know it, you're telling her you own a vineyard yourself.

Yeah, I grow Savanog Black in my... Savanog! It didn't go that far at all. But, you know, I mean, yeah, you're not going to go wrong with that. So then I was like, you know, if you need someone to drink this with, I've also got some good bottles at my house. Whoa, you moved quickly, sir. Nobody snuck it in, so it wasn't like creepy.

It wasn't a sneak. That was a full-on attack of come back to my house and drink with me. Well, got her number. It worked. Okay, so what's this girl's name? Stephanie. Stephanie. Stephanie, okay.

So what did you guys end up doing for your date? We went to a wine bar. Of course. Oh, no. See, this is Stephanie, okay. So what did you guys end up doing for your date? We went to a wine bar. Of course. Oh, no. See, this is bad, though. At some point, you're going to get called out for being an idiot when it comes to wine. Well, I know a little bit, but, you know, also YouTube, so I'm fine, you know, watching the wine videos. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that's good. Learning some vernacular and legs and nose, you know. The legs on this, very spelt. Very aromatic red. Use the word notes as much as you can. Uh-huh, it's oaky. Everything's oaky. Is there anything that's not oaky?

See, that all sounds good. I'm down, yeah. So how did things go? I thought that, yeah, they went great. So we were at the wine bar for a little bit, and then we went to another place, and we were playing pool. Oh, fun. Yeah, and she, that's exactly right.

She's just fun. You know, she's recently divorced. You know how those recently divorced women are. They're so fun. She's like, I want to do anything. I'm down for anything. You usually don't say one thing and then write into divorce after it. Yeah, that was an odd placement. You usually don't say one thing and then write into divorce after it. I mean.

Yeah, that was an odd placement. I mean, it's good that you're open to dating people who have been married. She just, you know, finally had some freedom. So I think she was excited to go on a date. And we just had a lot of fun. I mean, there was even another couple playing pool. And she's like, let's play pool with these guys and have we make it more interesting. So we end up playing for money.

Whoa. Dude dude this woman is out to make up for some lost time it sounds like she's got you gambling on night one yeah i felt bad like i missed most of the shots actually it was on me but she's just like hey let's have a good time and hey here's some other people and you know she just was just not like oh look at these guys or whatever it's just let's have fun let's interact you guys fight each other and i'll watch fun so wait i have a question though i mean do you know are you her first date out of being divorced that's a good question like how recent are we talking a few months and i think i am like there may have been like a coffee kind of thing but it just it it was it was vague.

OK, I don't want to keep pushing. So how did things with you and Stephanie end? Great. You know, I dropped her off, gave her a little kiss on the cheeks. I'd love to see you again. So, you know, she said, yeah, she did. OK, so she smiled. I mean, that was my my first thought is like maybe she's just not ready to date one person yet. Well, there's more. Oh. A few days later, I went to her complex, apartment complex to drop off some flowers. And that main door, you know, was open.

The gate? Uh-huh. So I go to drop off the flowers at her apartment door. Setting them down, the doors open a bit. It's like unlocked. Please don't tell me you open the door further. I'm hoping you shut it and left. no that's the thing so i you know kind of hollered in there you know there was no answer so i might go inside a bit um well it's i mean the door was open you

know i don't know maybe she's there but hang on still even though so Oh, no. So I go in, set the flowers down. Hello, hello. Look around a little bit. Nobody there. As I'm leaving, someone down the hall is also leaving. So they see me leaving the apartment. Oh, no. That's a bad look. The neighbor. So, yeah.

The thing is, like, I'm not sneaking out running. I don't have an arm full of things. It's just a weird, you know, they don't know who I am, all that. And I bet you were acting super sketchy because you knew you weren't supposed to be doing that. So even if you weren't doing anything necessarily wrong, you probably still give that vibe off. High alert vibe.

Yeah. Well, that might be it or just the flowers in the, you know. In the house? How crazy is that? You get home and you have flowers already? So I've left messages, tell her to call me back and all that. She hasn't. So I'm like, it looks weird.

I get it. But, you know, at the time, and I just want to say, look, I apologize for all of that. Now I know, you know, should have just left them there. Sorry for breaking and entering. My bad. He didn't break, but he entered. Okay. So after that whole thing happened, have you been in contact with her at all?

I have left messages, you know, saying, hey, you know, call me back. This and that, phone calls, texts. But you didn't explain the door situation to her in any of those? No, because it kind of hit late. Like, at first, I just thought I just want to talk to her. And then as time went on, I'm like, oh, now it'll seem weird if I'm like, oh, wait, by the way. So it's like she'll call back. And then it gets to that tipping point or wherever where she's like hasn't gotten a hold of me. I'm like, oh, wait, by the way. So it's like she'll call back. And then it gets to that tipping point or wherever where she hasn't got a hold of me.

I'm like, well, now is it too late? You gave us a real challenge today for the second date update. I know. I get it. But we're going to try and help you, okay? We're going to play a song. We'll come back. And then we'll call Stephanie the fun divorced wino.

And we'll try and get you a second date update, all right? Yes, please. Thank you. All right, hold on. Moving 92.5. Second date update. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, we've got a guy named Rick on the line, and Rick knows all the secret tricks to seducing a woman. Does he? line and rick knows all the secret tricks to seducing a woman does he first you need to find one wandering the wine aisle of the local grocery store and just start suggesting random bottles to

her it doesn't matter if you know what you're talking about bonus points if she's recently divorced because chances are she's probably up for a fun time. Then you take them out and lose some money in a billiards game to show not only are you not athletic, you're also not worried about your finances either. So take all your money and finally break into their place when they're not home to leave them some surprise flowers. I still can't believe it happened. Hey, I need to correct you on that.

Did not break in. Door was can't believe it happened. Hey, I need to correct you on that. Did not break in. Door was unlocked, so answering yes. But you were so sneaky. You snuck through the first locked door of the apartment building to get to the second one that was open. I didn't sneak. That guy coming out held it for me. There you go.

I mean, it's handed to him. Yeah, no wrongdoing there. But now after that, Stephanie is not answering any of his calls or messages, so he wants our help. Yes. Rick, I mean, can you imagine coming home, okay, and finding flowers on your table? Even I would be freaked out. From the person you went on one date with who has never been to your house. Sounds lovely.

Oh, my God. I'd be on on surveillance cameras i would be calling the cops yeah i get how it sounds but you know like there was no intention of anything bad behind it okay all right all right slick rick well we're gonna we're gonna call stephanie for you right now you ready let's do it. All right. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Hi, can I speak to Stephanie, please? This is Stephanie. Hi, Stephanie. My name is Young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? I'm sorry, who is this? You haven't heard of Young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning? Okay, yes, I've heard of you, but

You liar You don't have to make me feel good, it's okay It's okay, Stephanie, it's a radio show A radio show? Yeah, you totally heard of us, obviously Sounds like you're our biggest fan Hey, we're doing something called a second date update. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back,

you can reach out to us and we'll call them for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay. And someone reached out to us about you recently. His name is Rick. Oh, yeah. Rick, yes. Okay. Okay. That's actually a better response than i expected so he reached out to you guys you know yeah i don't even know how long it's been since you guys went out but he says he's not been able to get a hold of you and he's really hoping to

reconnect because he had a great time on your date he did say a lot of nice things about you, Stephanie. Well, that's very sweet. And he is very nice. And the date was great. It's it's it's really it's my fault that I I just I have not reached out to him. I'm not returned phone calls because I have just been my life has been crazy these last couple of days. I had to go check on my parents because my mom wasn't well and was a little bit of a scare, but everything's fine now. That's good. I mean, at first I thought you were lying to us, but it sounds like legit. No, it's totally legit. I saw a couple of messages from his number and I just wasn't in the headspace to answer them but I should give him a phone call

back so you weren't freaked out by Rick at all no on the date no he was so nice actually when I came home there were some flowers from him and it was just I thought that was very sweet okay so you got the flowers that he dropped off for you wait I got flowers I don't know how they were delivered. Okay. Do you live by yourself, Stephanie? No, I have a roommate. Oh. Oh, okay. Why? It's just interesting.

Very interesting. Okay, I think I'm missing something. All I know is I got flowers. There's something wrong with the flowers. Well, no. I mean, no. There doesn't have to be. I'm just... Kind of. Well, look, you want to no. There doesn't have to be. I'm just... You don't tell her.

Well, look, you want to... I think she needs to know. It sounds like you were going to call Rick back anyway, right? Well, I mean, eventually, yeah, but... Well, sometimes eventually happens right now. The old saying. Yeah, you know how they say that. Because Rick is actually on the phone, and he's been wanting to talk to you.

He's been listening this entire time. Okay. Oh, this is very been wanting to talk to you. He's been listening this entire time. Okay. Oh, this is really... Okay. Rick, you there? Hey, Stephanie. How's it going? Hey. How's it going? Hi, Rick. Hi.

Good to hear your voice. I'm sorry to hear about your parents. Yeah. So, hi. Hi. You like the flowers, huh? Yeah, I do like the flowers. But apparently there's a story that I'm missing. What's going on? You're going to love it. It's a really funny story. So after our date, which was great, I had such a good time. So I thought I'd bring you flowers a couple of days later. Went to your apartment building and guy was coming out the main door.

So I went in and found your name. You didn't buzz to see if I was home. You just came in. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I could have buzzed, but I don't want the guy hold the door and be like well hang on a second then this looks you know uh looks goofy and then i saw your apartment number you know your name on the mailbox yeah so i went up to your um you came to your apartment

yeah oh yeah yeah yeah um so setting the flowers down by your apartment door and, you know, creaks open, but I notice it's open. So I, you know, just kind of peek my head in and, you know, hello, hello, anybody here? You know, that kind of thing. You can stick your head into my apartment. Yeah, yeah, just because, I mean, the door is open. You know, I don't know if you were there. I don't want to leave the flowers. Did you knock?

Did you knock or you just opened the door and came in? I don't know. Maybe I did a knock, knock or said knock, knock, you know, I don't know if you were there. I don't want to leave the flowers. Did you knock? Did you knock or you just opened the door and came in? I don't know. Maybe I did a knock, knock or said knock, knock. You know, something like that. I don't know how people do that. Yeah, I mean, I addressed. Yeah, this is cute. And then, so then I go in and set the flowers down in the kitchen.

So you were just walking around my apartment? I wasn't just walking around. I mean, I just put them on the kitchen table. Then I'd have to go to the bathroom. What? Wait a minute. You didn't tell us that part. You used her bathroom, Rick?

Well, yeah, I had to go. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Please don't give me more information on that. Then what? Well, let me say this. I know that makes you nervous, but it was just number one. So's all don't worry about it so it's fine everything's fine well that's

what she was getting after i know that um so yeah so then i hear i guess now your roommate um i didn't want to scare her so i pop in the closet um wait hold on you were hiding in a closet you didn't tell us any of this yeah well i didn't okay yeah what do you mean okay how do you just forget no for real how long were you in the closet for rick just like 15 seconds or something i didn't want to scare it i didn't want her to come out and be like oh my gosh there's a guy standing here. Wasn't creepy. It was a sweet gesture. No harm, no foul. Well, it sounds good on our end. No, it doesn't.

You used her bathroom. You hid in a closet, Rick. It's not good. It was only number one. It was only for 15 seconds. And you don't even understand that it's a bad thing. That may be the worst piece of it all. Well, it would have been worse if he had popped out in the closet and scared the roommate.

No, you shouldn't go into someone's house. Well, once you have been worse if he had popped out in the closet and scared the roommate. Yeah. No! You shouldn't go into someone's house. Well, once you're already in, what are you going to do? Well, you shouldn't have been in. That's the whole thing. Yeah.

That's the thing. It's not creepy. I mean, you're fantastic. No, it is. It was so fun. Okay. It was so fun. No, like she just said, it's creepy that you don't get

that it's creepy. Like, this is not normal behavior. Like, this sounds like an episode of Dateline. He yelled hello. He yelled hello. The one thing that doesn't add up is why did the roommate say hello back? Oh, yeah, it's the roommate's fault. Maybe she was doing laundry.

Like, honestly, don't put this on my roommate. It's not her responsibility to, like. He just seems so nice. Yeah, and you know what some of the most famous serial killers also seemed very nice that was kind of their whole shtick ted bundy hello yeah come on i mean yeah you got supposed to be on my side you know bundy he never brought flowers anywhere so yeah you know what that's a fact that's it that is a fact trust a man because of the flowers.

Come on, Stephanie. He's a step up from Ted Bundy. And with that said, I'd like to offer to send you guys out on a second date. We'll pay for it. Now, remember, please consider before you answer the intent behind what he did when he was delivering you the flowers. He has an explanation for everything. I don't know. You don't know?

This is strange. Yes. A lot strange, and I need to think about it. Go with no. Say no, Stephanie. Look, what are you doing? I'm sorry. Girl to girl.

I got your back. That is too much. Let's pretend I never made this phone call, and you don't know the story about the flower. See? There you go, Steph. Can you get a little spontaneous amnesia, Stephanie? Can you do that for us? You guys, I'm sorry.

I can't give you an answer right now. I really do need to think about it. This is a lot. I need to, like, chill out. Good guys finish last. Yeah, that's the moral here? Sorry, Rick. Sorry for hiding in that closet. It didn't work out. She didn't say no. She just says she has to think about it.

So there's still a shot for you, all right? No, we know what that means. I'll bring her some flowers. Don't. Don't. I think that's a good idea. Don't. Please don't.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you.

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