Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Drive-By Egging

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

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I want to know from the ladies in the room, how do you feel if a guy offers to take you out on a date but doesn't want to tell you where you're going or what you're doing beforehand? Is that fun or creepy? Are you talking to me? I can never tell when you say ladies. I said ladies. I don't know. I kind of like it.

It's a lot of effort. I think surprises are great. First date, it can be kind of a gamble depending on where you met the person. What if he offers to blindfold you and duct tape your hands together so your arms don't get tired? Yeah, that's not going to end well. I'm going to say I hope you have mace. Well, that's what happened for one of our listeners named Mia. What?

She got duct taped? Well, no. Is she still in the trunk? No, not the blindfold and duct tape part. The surprise part of the date. Oh, God. Okay, good. And she wants our help right now.

Hey, Mia. How are you? How are you? Oh, my God., good. And she wants our help right now. Hey, Mia. Hi, guys. How are you? Oh, my God. She does sound like she's in a trunk somewhere. Yeah. Just kick the taillight out, Mia. Yeah, you guys are hilarious.

So, well, tell us a little bit about the guy that you went out with. What's his name? His name is Justin. Okay. And technically, we had two dates. The first date was a Zoom date, which is, you know, always interesting, a little awkward, a little like, hmm, what's going on? But have you guys ever been on a Zoom date before? Yeah, I have.

Yeah, Jose has. Yeah, I mean, it's generally still nice to talk and look at people in the eyes, but that physical chemistry vibe you can never pick up on. Yeah, especially when you change your face to look like a frog or something like that it's really hard to get a feel a great great tongue action at least on that first day yeah a lot of tongue oh my god i just got a totally different vision of jose i so so that was your first date you there was another date after that yeah so we ended up deciding okay let's meet up let's do this in person. So I got in the car, and he was really cute in person,

and I could feel that there was definitely chemistry between us. And then he looked in the back seat, and I was like, okay. And I look in the back seat, and there are three boxes of eggs. Of eggs? Yeah, eggs. And I was like, are we scrambling them? Like, I don't understand.

Yeah, I'm curious and then he goes we're gonna do a drive an egg situation because halloween is really close and i was like what wait what drive an egg like you're gonna go egg people's houses oh drive by egg are you for real she he really honestly wanted to go egg people's houses. Well, kind of. He had a different spin on it. So hear this out. Okay, so he said to me, let's go egg certain buildings and things like that just to let all of our anxiety and anger out because it's been a crazy year. So you're going out with a guy to throw eggs because he has pen up rage.

I'm seeing red flags But I don't know Girls always like the bad boy The bad boy with the box of eggs Not the mentally unstable guy though There's a difference This reminds me of something my little brother would do I mean you were game for this You obviously liked it

At the start I was like I didn't know what to expect. I was just like, okay, I guess I'll try this. It'll be a great story later on to my friends. Like, I don't know. Okay. So where did you go? We ended up driving to his dentist's office, and he was angry because they

overcharged him for a crown he just put in. Oh my gosh. This is weird. Now it's like he's actually seeking revenge on people. They are way too expensive. I agree. Agreed, Alexis. I agree, but... Okay, so you egged the dentist? So, he got a bunch of eggs

and we went to the side of the building and he just went crazy. And he just started throwing all these eggs at the side of the building. What were you thinking? I was like, what is going on? I was so confused. It was one of those things where, like, I saw that he was exhilarated

and, like, he was really letting it out, but also a part of me was just like, is this normal or is this not normal? Is vandalism on the first date because you got overcharged for a crown normal? No. We're going to go with no that's but it made you kind of want to do it huh i mean yeah i mean he looked like he was like really letting it out and i was like well i got some things i want to let out okay i was like i guess i'm on this trip anyway so might as well just participate so we went to my old office and

i got some eggs and i started just throwing it on the side oh no and then we went to my old office and I got some eggs and I started just throwing it on the side. Oh no. And then we went to my ex-boyfriend's house and we egged his house. Wait, that's crazy. You shouldn't even be talking about an ex, let alone stalking them at their house and egging them. But we did it. Okay.

It was good for you, I guess. I mean, how did it feel to egg your ex-boyfriend's house? To be honest, it was actually kind of cathartic. I bet. Oh, my gosh. I could actually see that feeling really, really nice. We also went to the bank and egged the bank because they denied me for a loan two weeks ago, and I was so angry. Oh, come on, though.

Wow. This is just getting out of hand now. Yeah. I know. So, anyways so anyways it was you know oh my god i can tell you liked it you know did you like it of course she liked it she's calling she wants to get this guy back on the phone i know yeah i kind of liked it is that weird i mean he obviously like got the passion going in, and I think that's the key to having a great first date. True.

So did you guys end up egging each other maybe at the end of the evening? A little sensual egging? Making things a little interesting? I mean, a part of me would have been down for that for sure at that point. But after we did the egging, we were in the car. There was so much adrenaline pumping through us. We ended up getting some pumpkin beers and splitting it and talking in the car. Then he drove me home, and I asked him if he wants to come inside,

and he said no, that he had to go home because he was really tired. I haven't heard from him since. Man, you guys have so much in common. It's weird. Yeah, like felonies. It's definitely an unconventional first date, but I can definitely see the romance in it, too. I don't know, man. It's just so much negativity.

And you're still hung up on your ex, obviously. There's a lot of reasons why he wouldn't be calling you back. Okay, well, who's being negative now, bro? I'm just saying. Oh, yeah, here we go. He didn't go to his ex's house. The ex house, do you think that that's where you went wrong? I want to egg you right now, bro. I'm just saying, maybe you shouldn't have egged your ex's house.

Listen, I understand, okay? I get what you guys are saying, but he made me feel some type of way, almost like being bad never felt so good. I don't know. I just want to talk to him again. I think that's cute. Yeah, me too. So let's call this bad boy. We're going to play a song, come back,

and we'll call Justin and try and get your second date update, alright? Okay. Who doesn't love a good Halloween themed date? You know? I think that's really fun. For some people, that might mean a fun trip to the pumpkin patch. Or maybe a romantic hayride through a cornfield at sunset.

Or maybe just cuddling up on the couch, listening to shrieks as Jason Voorhees terrorizes an entire town. That's fun. I like it. But for one of our listeners, Mia, she went on a Halloween-themed date where they drove around egging businesses that wronged them. Oh, man. And? And her ex-boyfriend. And her ex-boyfriend.

Who also wronged her? She did that with a guy named Justin, and she was a little bit skeptical about doing it at first, but as the night went on and more eggs were flying, she got more and more into it. Uh-oh. Ended up having a really nice time with him. But now he's not calling her back. Bonding over illegal activity. I can't believe he's not calling you back. Like the ability to pick a woman up with eggs in your backseat and say, we're doing this

and for you to be game and now he's not calling you back is pretty messed up. You're like ride or die on one date. Instantly you're like, let's go. How are you feeling about this, Mia? I just want to know what did I do that he's not calling me back? Now, have you thought that he's in jail? Honestly, it's crossed my mind. Okay.

I thought that too. Yeah. Maybe they got his license plate or something. Totally. That does not. Oh my gosh. Imagine. You could incriminate yourself by doing this phone call.

The police could find you. Yeah. And you really don't want to find yourself in jail telling the other inmates when they ask, what are you in for? Yeah. Throwing eggs. I threw an egg at a bank. Yeah, no.

All right. Leave it to Beaver. Let's see where Justin's at. We're going to at a bank. Yeah, no. All right, leave it to Beaver. Let's see where Justin's at. We're going to dial his number right now, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Justin?

Yeah. Hi, Justin. Justin? Um, yeah. Hi, Justin. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing? Um, I'm good. I'm sorry, who is this? My name's Jeffrey. Work on a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm here with the whole team, Brooke, Jose, Alexis is here too. Okay, uh, why are you calling me? I'm calling you because somebody told us that you're kind

of a bad boy. Oh my god, you're flattered. I just heard it in his voice. He's like, yeah, I am. I guess, yeah, I guess I'm kind of a bad boy. Yeah. Spoken like a true bad boy. I'll admit it. Spoken like a true bad boy. I'll admit it. That's me.

You've been toilet papering some houses lately, huh? Look, man, the reason that we're calling is we're doing something called a second date update. And what that is is if you go out with someone and afterwards if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay. Based on what I've told you so far about being a bad boy and the dates, do you have any idea who I might be calling about? I mean, I've got a hope about who you might be calling about, I guess.

A hope? A hope. Okay, that's a good sign. Who do you think? Is it Mia? It is Mia. Oh, wait. So if you're hoping to hear from her, why aren't you calling her back?

Well, I mean, like, look, we had a good time on our date. And, like, she's fun, like, high energy, you know, really just goes for things. All stuff that I love in somebody I'm dating. Yeah. She told us all about your drive-by egging date for Halloween. Oh my God, no she didn't. She didn't tell you guys all that. Yeah, she did.

Oh my God, I have to ask. What was going through your mind? Like you're picking up this woman that you barely know and you're like, oh, hopefully she's into egging. I'm bringing three dozen. Yeah, what? Well, like I said, even when we talked the first time, she seemed fun and like spontaneous. And I was like, worst case scenario, I can kind of play it off like I said, even when we talked the first time, she seemed fun and like spontaneous.

And I was like, worst case scenario, I can, I can kind of play it off. Like I was joking and I was just going to make like a bunch of omelets or something if she was super not into it, you know? Okay. But yeah, she was like, she was, she was down for it. I loved that. Yeah. So if, if everything went well and she obviously enjoyed herself, then why are you not calling

her back? Well, the short version is, like, I made a mistake early on, and I didn't want to make things worse for her. Worse? What? Worse? What do you mean worse? Like, early on in your egg crime spree or whatever you call it? Like, how does it get worse?

Like, what's next? You're going to go throwing knives at businesses now? Yeah, you wouldn't believe how much a dozen knives were. Wait, what? Okay, I was joking. I don't know if he is. Me too. I was joking because you were joking.

Okay. Uh-huh, sure. Yeah, so I messed up at the dentist's office, and they caught my license plate on camera. Oh. Yeah. I knew you were going to get oh my god yeah so what happened like did the cops actually get involved with an egging at a dentist office uh yeah i mean you

know i've been talking to the police and stuff and we're in the middle of dealing with that um but i you know a bad boy like you's used to dealing with the police all the time huh it's no big deal no i mean I mean, that's the thing. I'm not. But one of the things that I do know is snitches get stitches. So I've been doing my best to, like, not bring Mia into this, too. Like, I don't want to rat her out and make her life bad because she, like, decided to do something I wanted to do. So I'm kind of forcibly laying her low, you know, if they don't connect us to each other.

Is it like tapping your cell phone, seeing who you're calling to see who else is involved in this egging story? You sound like the dorkiest criminal I've ever met. And I don't mean that in a mean way, but like, what is going on, man? Do you regret doing the egging? Don't you think it's a bad way to start a relationship? I mean, no, the egging was awesome. I got zero regrets there.

Obviously, I regret getting caught, but like in terms of dates, that was one of the best dates I've ever been on. Dude, that makes me want to go do this stuff. No, we are not encouraging this behavior. It's going to be great. Well, I've got some bad news for you, man. Snitches get stitches, Jeffrey. Yeah, the cops are actually listening in on this phone call.

No, don't say that. No, the cops aren't, but Mia is. She's actually on the other line, listening and wants to talk to you. Wait, what? She's on the phone? Yep, she's there, Mia. Oh, my gosh. Hi, Justin. Hey.

Justin, I had such a good time with you, and, like, you really, like, are a bad boy, and, like, it makes me feel like, like, am I a bad girl? Like, I don't know. I just feel like... Oh, you're a bad girl, Mia, and you know it. Oh, my God. Mia's voice just got higher. I know.

That's what happens. This is cute. See, and he's not only a bad boy, but he's protecting you from jail. That's like a romance novel. Do you believe in Mia? Do you think that's why he's not calling you back? Yeah. I mean, I just like, I totally get it, but I would love to spend more time with you

if you're down. I mean, yeah, obviously I totally want to hang out with you. I'm just waiting for the fuzz to get off my back so we can hang out. Did you just say the fuzz? You should put him in witness protection. Look out, Mia. The coppers are on his tail. So, Justin, here's the deal. We would love to send you and Mia out on one more date.

One more legal date. Can we say that? No, no. Crime spree date. One more crime spree. Whatever you guys want to do, we'll pay for it. Okay. I mean, yeah. Obviously, I was going to take her out anyway, so this is a bonus date. Oh, my gosh.

Can you put the date money in a big cloth sack and we can pick it up at a drop shop or something? Just as long as you share your mugshot with us at the end of the day well congratulations you two thanks guys and Justin I just want to let you know whatever

you want to do I'm up for anything so let's go this is trouble knowing him he's like we're gonna put too much air in people's tires that'll teach him they're gonna go jaywalking together. Look out.

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