Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Euro Trash

Episode Date: October 10, 2016

Some Americans would say dating a foreigner is romantic and fascinating! Because they can teach you a new language, culture and way of thinking!! Well In today's Second Date Update one of our listeners decided to go on a date with a guy from France! But after today's second date update she may never want to go out with a European ever again!! Find out why...Hear the podcast!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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actually changes something, a way to take control of the chaos and find meaning, well, then maybe the one you feed is for you. I'm Eric Zimmer, and I bring real conversations with real people to help you feed the best part of yourself. No hype, no fluff, just wisdom that works. Listen to The One You Feed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. A listener named Nicole is on the phone today to do a second date update.

And she said in her email that the guy she wants to call today, she liked him because he's cultured. So I'm guessing, Nicole, that he's the type of dude that likes to put mayonnaise on his hot dog. What? That's not culture. No. Yeah. Very fancy, dude. I mean, if we were talking Miracle Whip, maybe.

I don't know. We never ate hot dogs together, so I can't really say, but that wasn't exactly it. How cultured is this guy, then? Do you guys eat something other than hot dogs on a first date? He lived in France for like eight years. Oh, that's pretty cool. I don't think they have hot dogs out there.

He's super well-traveled and he's a man of the world. Super well-traveled. He loves to do a ton of adventurous things. He loves to ski. Specifically, he calls it alpine skiing, which I've never heard anyone say that before. He's just very rich with his things that he loves to do. Is he rich with money, too?

I don't know. I never found out. And how did you meet this man? We actually met online on a dating website. Not an alpine skiing enthusiast blog? I actually have never skied before, which he doesn't know. You're like, yeah, oh, I shoot the powder. Yeah, powder. I like a lot of going downhill. So who chose who on the

website? Did you make the first contact or did he? Yeah, I actually reached out to him because I was reading through his profile and I saw that he loved to travel. And that's actually like a huge thing for me. Like I love traveling. I've been to Iceland, France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, Austria. I love traveling. So when I saw that he lived in France for years, I was like, I have to meet this dude. I have to. And what did you think the first time you laid eyes on him? Okay, well, this is how the date started, which is actually kind of embarrassing.

I saw him on the picture online. I thought he was very cute. Like I know what he looks like. I got to the restaurant first and I was waiting at the bar for us to get our table. And someone came up to me and said, hi. And I said, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm actually waiting for someone. And then there was like this awkward moment. And then I was like, oh my God, Aaron. I didn't realize it was him. Oh, it was him? So you thought just some random dude was coming up to hit on you, and you're like, oh, God,

not again. I don't know. I was really nervous. I was really in my thoughts, and I was like, okay, really excited to meet this guy, and I just, I don't know what it was. I wasn't expecting it in that moment, so I didn't realize it was him, and yeah, it was awkward. Did he not look like his picture?

No, he did. He looked like his picture. I think it was just, you know, it's like dark lighting in the restaurant. And I just, I don't know. I just was in my thoughts of like, okay, be cool, Nicole. Be cool. That's a great date. And then he walked up to me and I just wasn't expecting it.

So that got things off on a weird start. Plus he didn't say bonjour. So I'm sure that that totally threw you off. That's it. Yeah, that's what I was expecting. He was cool about that though, right? No, he was. He laughed and he made some joke about how many dates are you going on tonight? And I was like, no, that's not it. It was fun. But yeah, when it first started, I was very

embarrassed. So how was the date though? How was the conversation? Okay. I thought it was great. You know how most first dates is just very like so what do you do for a living i do this and it's kind of like just stiff like small talk like because he was in france we talked about how i just recently traveled there i was just in con and i went to a film festival and i swam in the mediterranean and we just we went back and forth and just bonded over like how beautiful the country was and i don't know i felt like a really awesome connection with him. Can I ask? Is it Cannes or is it the Cannes Film Festival?

It's not important. It's a festival in Cannes, France. Yeah, but the pronunciation, is it Cannes or Cannes? It's been driving me nuts my whole life, and I've never been there. Yeah, it's Cannes. It's Cannes. So if you say Cannes, are you being pretentious?

You're just being American. Oh, all right. I thought it was the other way around that was American. Like, I'm going to the Cannes Film Festival. Anyway, so you guys bonded over that. Anything else interesting from the date that we should know about? At the end, I thought I was making a really fun joke because I thought I went really well. When we were saying goodbye, I asked for a French kiss because he's from France.

I thought I was being really bold and I thought things went well, but he kind of just laughed and he was like, that was a funny joke, and then just hugged me. Ouch. Ouch. That must have hurt. You asked for a kiss In the cutest way possible That you could think of

And he was like That's funny Yeah Yeah How did you recover from that Or did you? I just told myself like You know

Not everyone wants to kiss On the first date And maybe that's The kind of thing And I walked away Still feeling pretty good Until I haven't heard from him For a week

So And how many times Have you tried to call him? I've called him twice And his phone has been off. And then I've sent a couple texts just to be like, are you still alive? And nothing. So that's why I reached out to you guys.

Yeah, that's quite a bit. And his name is Aaron, you said? Yeah, Aaron. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call Aaron and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thank you guys. Yeah, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Call Erin and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thank you guys Yeah, hang on If you're just joining us for today's second date update

Nicole is on the phone and she wants to call a guy named Erin The two of them bonded Over their love of France They went out to dinner and talked about how they both have traveled there and experienced the Champs-Élysées for sale. Yeah, for sale. And then walked around the Louvre

Museum and checked that out for a bit. Just two cultured individuals talking about what they saw over there in Francoise. Oh, no! You're so American. Nicole? Yes, yes. Oh, no. Nicole? You're so American. Nicole? Nicole?

Yes, yes. Oh, I'm here. I was really enjoying the music. Did it feel like you were out to dinner with Aaron all over again, the way that I was speaking? Yeah, that definitely did. I, too, am a very cultured individual.

So, Nicole met Aaron online. They both have traveled a lot. They bonded over that They went out to dinner But at the end of the night She said hey how about a French kiss I get it because we've both been to France And he said that's a funny joke

And gave her a hug So no kiss And now no phone call for over a week So we're going to get him on the phone And see if we can find out why I'm going to dial his phone number right now And see if he picks up okay Okay

Alright here we go. Hello? Hi, I was looking for Aaron. This is Aaron. Aaron, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm okay. From where?

Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh, I only listen to NPR. Sorry. That's okay. We're kind of the same. No, we're not at all. If you add a like, NPR plus Justin Bieber plus fart jokes. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm not familiar. How can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today because a listener to our show actually emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone. A listener? Okay.

I don't know anyone who might listen to you, but... Well, you do actually know one person who listens to us. Her name is Nicole, and you guys went out on a date the other day. Yeah. I know Nicole. I blocked her. What? Wait, you what?

I blocked her from everything. Social, her number. Whoa. Yeah. Okay. Why would you block her? How is that any business of yours? Well, because she emailed us and wanted us to get in touch with you because we do a segment

on our show called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them afterwards, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask what went wrong. So she was curious why you weren't calling her back, and I guess we know now that you've blocked her, but she wanted to know why. Oh, so you're going to tell her?

Yeah, that's the whole point. We get the info from you, and then we pass it along to her. Okay, I think this could be good for her to know, actually. Okay, so what would you like us to tell Nicole? Well, tell Nicole that it's been done, it's been played out, and she needs to shake it up a little bit. Is she harassing you or something and that's why

you blocked her? Is that what you mean by it's been played out or something? No. Tell her she needs to stop being so average. What? Being so average? Okay, very average. What about her is so average?

I mean, not to be mean. I mean, it's just how she is. But, you know, it's the same American thing. The girl who thinks she likes to travel and is so cultured but really isn't. So wait, you blocked her from all social media and everything on the Internet because you think that she's average and isn't well-cultured enough? I'll give you an example. You know, she says she's well-traveled. And she says, you know, France is her favorite place to go. And she says the most incredible place to go in France is Paris.

And then she like flashes her stupid Eiffel Tower keychain. I was just not impressed. You were not impressed that she liked Paris? Not at all. Every American woman says they love Paris. So what if she loved... Paris is an awesome city. So what? Paris was an awesome city in the 19th century.

So, I mean, Paris is not awesome anymore. No, I mean, most people, you know, you say Lyon or you say Dijon. But, I mean, Paris was a while ago. We did that. Whatever you said to me just sounded like mustard. That's all. It's a city. Yeah, I don't know where you're talking about.

I mean, you get the gist. She's an American girl. She loves to travel. She's just skimmed the surface. And I wasn't that impressed with it. And frankly, I didn't have the patience for it. You sound super condescending. Like, can't you just understand that one,

she's trying to connect with you on a level where she knows you have interests? Connects with me over Paris. I find that very funny. Oh, whoa! Paris is like, cool! Yeah, I guess, okay. Well, if I ever take a trip to France,

I know not to go to Paris now, right? I mean, you can fly to Paris and buy a croissant and go to the top of the Eiffel Tower. And you're still not a world traveler. What are you talking? There's some people that I know that has never even been out of the country. I mean, good for her for making it. I pity those people. Okay.

Just like you pity Nicole, it sounds like. Exactly. All right. Well, Aaron, thank you for sharing. I need to share with you that Nicole is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. Wait, right now? Yes, right now. Right now.

Yes. Nicole? Hey, Aaron. It's that basic chick you went on a date with. I'm so embarrassed right now. I swear to God, he was not this chick you went on a date with. I'm so embarrassed right now. I swear to God, he was not this pretentious on our date. He was a cultured person. He was not this condescending.

This is not who I thought you were, Aaron. How would you remotely know that I'm cultured if you're not close to that? You're talking to me as if we didn't converse at all tonight. I told you, I've been to many, many countries. You've lived in Paris for eight years. I've traveled to France, Italy, Austria, Switzerland. Like, I've been many places. How can you say that?

Stop talking. I don't need to hear, you know, your passport, stamp, or the world. Whoa! I heard you say it once on our date, and I don't need to hear it a second time. Oh my gosh! Why? I don't understand to hear it a second time. Oh, my gosh. I don't understand. Like, who do you think you are? Do you think that you're, like, some prince or something?

I mean, why do you think that you're so incredible? Yeah. Well, I actually do have a little bit of royal ancestry and blood. Oh, my God. Shut up. But I don't like to, you know, talk about it much. Oh, my God. Why you that's that's kind of showing off at that point aaron well look aaron all i have to say is like if you plan on ever

finding love in this life you've got to change because you're being a huge pretentious jerk right now oh well i'll think about that next time I'm flying on my jet to Mijev with my family to ski. And you're at some senior fraud's trying to buy a shot glass. Tell everyone you went to Puerto Vallarta. Oh, my God. I can't believe I actually liked you.

And you didn't see any of this on your date with him? No, he totally hoodwinked me. I thought that he was a really sweet gentleman. He, I don't know, he must have real game or me. I thought that he was a really sweet gentleman. I don't know, he must have real game or something. I actually was a gentleman. It was excruciating to sit there for two hours or whatever and I laughed on the inside

and frankly, I think I'm done. Whoa! Well, that makes two of us, Aaron. Finally, we have something actually in common because we are both done. I do not ever want to speak to you again. Well, that makes two of us, Aaron. Finally, we have something actually in common because we are both done. I do not ever want to speak to you again. Oh, well. That came as a shock. And Nicole,

before you go, it's pronounced can, not can. You know what, Aaron? Why don't you go suck your own s**t? Because no woman is ever going to do it for you, okay? Oh my god. I just fell in love with Nicole. Oh, my God.

Aaron, you seem cultured enough. Are you able to do that? Because I've heard that Frenchmen can do that to themselves. As every man should. This is the reason I don't listen to terrestrial radio. Well, thank you for being on terrestrial radio for a few minutes. Appreciate your feedback, Aaron. Nicole, I didn't even get to ask if you'd go on a second date with you.

I think you know the answer. I'm honestly so sorry you had to deal with him, you guys. I'm very embarrassed right now. That's all right. So what are you going to do now? I mean, I'm just so angry. I just want to find him and just hit him over the head with a f***ing baguette. Text in at 78592 that says, if that guy's so classy, why is he meeting up in a bar with a woman he's meeting on social media?

Good point. He should be finding them somewhere else. Because he's very refined. He should go to the art gallery. If you missed today's second date update, Nicole wanted to call a guy named Aaron. While they were out on their date, they bonded about how they both like to travel. Well, she thought they bonded about how they both like to travel, but apparently she's very basic when it comes to traveling. And he knows because he grew up in Europe.

So the fact that she liked Paris was just ridiculous because of course every American woman likes Paris. Actually get out and experience the country you idiot. Which is so stupid because even here in America I think it's really cool to go to New York City still and it's kind of the same.

You would. You would. Try going to Kentucky. All right? Go to actual America and experience it for once. Everyone goes to New York. You're so lame with your New York key chain. Would you go to the Times Square as well?

Ooh, the bright lights. Yeah. Shiny things often hold my attention because I'm an idiot. No, thank you. Was basically how he acted the whole time. You could hang out with him. Maybe I should. Yeah, I mean, maybe you two are actually BFFs and you didn't know it. He actually got offended because she had an Eiffel Tower keychain.

Which is so weird, man. Oh, yeah, buy a trinket. Buy a trinket from the Eiffel Tower. Oh, God. Try a trinket. Buy a trinket from the Eiffel Tower. Oh, God. Try to challenge yourself for once. Anyway, they agreed not to go out because he's kind of a D-bag. Yeah. And then she said something at the end that I can't repeat on the radio.

Oh, I love her. But she told him that he should service himself in a certain way. And I feel like he probably is thinking about that now. Like, I bet you I could. I don't need a woman. I should probably learn to do that anyway. Because I know almost everything else. Isn't every man thinking that right now?

Yeah. Like, oh, wait a minute. Hold on a second. That gave me a good idea. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears

with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Dr. Laurie Santos, and to welcome the new year, my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is releasing a series of happiness how-to guides to help you in 2025. I'll distill the wisdom of world-class experts into easy-to-digest, actionable tips.

Struggling with tough emotions? We have a how-to guide. Worried that you're not enough? We got you. Self-obsessed and want to get over yourself? There's a guide for that, too. The Happiness Labs How-To Season starts January 1st. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. another podcast? You've got too many already. But if you're looking for one that actually changes something, a way to take control of the chaos and find meaning, well, then maybe the one you feed is for you. I'm Eric Zimmer, and I bring real conversations with real people to help you feed the best part of yourself. No hype, no fluff, just wisdom that works. Listen to The One You Feed on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.