Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Face Full of Wine

Episode Date: October 25, 2016

If you are a female and you've ever uttered the phrase "Sisters before Misters!"... Then you'll understand what the girl in today's Second Date Update is going through. She has to make a decision on where her loyalties lie... with her best gal friend? Or with a hunky new guy? Listen in the PODCAST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, Eve,

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for your brand new second date update. It's brick and jubile in the morning. And if you are a female and you've ever uttered the phrase, sisters before misters, and it's probably been a while since you've been with a man. Oh, come on. Sometimes women just stick together no matter what.

But the girl in today's second date update has to decide where her loyalties lie, with her good friend or with a tasty piece of man candy. Find out what she chooses in your second date update right now. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. right now. I'm going to have to call BS on today's second date update. There is no way that the guy on the phone to do a second date update today actually

wants to do a second date update. What? But we had to call him because his email is crazy and I want to talk to him about it. Hey, Nathan? Yeah? You've got to be honest with me. The only reason you want to do a second date update today is to get this girl on the phone so you can cuss her out. What? No, man. I could

see why you think that's what it is, but that's not it, Jewel. But after reading your email, why would you even want to go on a second date with this girl? Dude, well, first of all, you got to see this girl. She's smoking hot. Oh, man. Why is that always the reason of men putting up with women that are mean? You swear to see this girl. She's smoking hot. Why is that always the reason of men putting up with women that are mean? You swear to me that you actually want to try to get a date with this girl.

Absolutely. I definitely want to hook up with this girl. Okay. At least hook up. Oh, my God. True romance already, it sounds like. Nathan, honestly, after reading your email, if you just want to call her up and cuss at her, I'm okay with it either way. I was just giving you a hard time.

So I'm not even going to go into reading your email. Just tell everybody the story. Well, met this girl on Tinder. Her name's Kyla. Smoking hot girl. Beautiful face. Just like every photo on there is just unbelievable. Like, you look at these photos, you're like,

is this girl for real? I mean, she's bad as hot. I follow a couple of those girls. I like how you also were really attracted to her personality and interest, right? It's Tinder. I mean, you don't have a personality on Tinder. That's very true.

I'll give you that. This girl's like an LA 5, for sure. A what? She's an LA 5? An LA 5, yeah. Like, she's, you know, in LA, she's a 5. Here, she's a 9. All right, that's a good point.

There is a different, hey, there's a whole different scale for L.A. That is true. So she's an L.A. 5, which means she's very hot for this area, yeah. That is not fair to the women in this area. Thank you very much. It's true, though, Brooke. Okay, so she's really hot, and you liked her a lot. Yeah, she's really hot.

Let me tell you my story. Okay. So I finally get her to agree to go to dinner, right? And I wanted to definitely do this because, hands down, I needed to hook up with this girl. So I wanted to do it right. Go to a nice restaurant. We sit down. I go all out.

I mean, get a nice bottle of wine. Everything's dialed in. Just after we ordered, she starts kind of changing conversation. And then she gets to the question that just let's put it this way hit the fan at dinner yeah dinner what did she say so she just looks at me and she goes so do you know a girl named Nicole and I'm thinking Nicole like yeah I know Nicole's but where's she going with this? Right.

I'm thinking the best thing to always do is just go, no, I don't think so. Okay. So you said no to her. Yeah. And then I'm thinking, I don't know if that was the right thing to say, too, because what if I'm supposed to know Nicole? So who's Nicole? I don't know who Nicole is.

There's a lot of Nicoles out there. I don't know. But anyway. I mean, who the f***? There's a lot of Nicoles out there. I don't know. But anyway, so this is what happens. So she asked the question. I say, no, I don't know Nicole. And she goes, yeah, you do. And I'm like, no, I don't. She goes, you're an a**hole.

I'm like, what are you talking about? She goes, you went out with Nicole and you slept with her that night and never called her again. I'm like, what are you talking about? She goes, you did a s***hole. And just as her wine is being poured, she takes the wine and throws it in my face. Oh, what? So I'm guessing she's friends with Nicole. Holy crap. Do you think she planned this whole thing just to throw wine on you and call you and ask?

Well, yeah, probably. And that's kind of what I'm digging about it. And you don't know who this Nicole is at all? You don't remember? I don't. I have no f***ing clue who Nicole is. I don't give a s***. Honestly, here's the deal, guys. The reason why it actually is hard for me to walk away from this is because it takes

a lot of b***h to do what she did, you know? And I kind of dig that, actually. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. So you actually like the fact that she threw wine on you, called you an a-hole, and stormed out of the restaurant. Yeah, man. It really turns me on that she did that. Yeah.

And I saw that in your email, and that's the part where I'm like, dude, you're lying to me because all you want to do is get her on the air and pay her back for what she did to you. That's what I'm thinking. I swear to God I don't. It really is a turn on. Women don't do that kind of thing. Hold on, everybody.

You guys need to stop the funny love fest with this dude. Do you have a history of screwing over women? Like leading them on and lying to them and just wrecking them? To be fair, I may have done that a time or two, but my recollection, I don't think there's ever been a Nicole involved. You don't think? That's not a very firm answer. Do you think that she's actually going to want to go out with you?

I don't know. I really don't know if she's going to go out with me again, but I need your help because I think that with your help, I'm going to be able to get there. You just want to try. I have to try. Okay, well, play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update, all right? Thank you so much, dude. This really needs to happen. Yeah, I'm excited to hear her response too.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning of a second date update And if you're just joining us Nathan, who is on the phone to do a second date update Today is going to attempt to do the impossible That's right He's going to try to get a date with a girl Who threw wine in his face

The first night that they met He went out with a girl who threw wine in his face the first night that they met. He went out with a girl named Kyla that he met off of Tinder. They went out to eat, and during dinner, the wine got to the table, and that's when her attitude suddenly changed, and she looked at him and said,

Do you know a Nicole? And he said, Uh, I don't think I know a Nicole. And then she said, Yeah, you do. Nicole is my friend. You slept with her and never called her again. Then called him an a-hole, threw wine in his face and stormed off. And apparently he thinks that he can still somehow salvage that date and go out with her again. Nathan,

your mission, if you choose to accept, is to get Kyla to go out with you on a second date. Do you think you can actually do this? I hope I can. I mean, this girl is just smoking hot. She's just so hot. What are you going to say to her to get her to go out with you again? I don't know.

I'll figure it out. But I just got to, I got to just talk to her. What if it turns out Nicole is someone you totally screwed over? Are you willing to apologize? I mean, honestly, don't remember Nicole,

but if that's what I did, then hell yeah. I mean, especially if it's a friend. If I had to apologize in order to be able to go out with Kyla again, then yeah. I probably wouldn't include the fact that you don't know a Nicole if, in fact, you do, just to FYI. All right. Yeah, I mean, whatever it takes. All right. Well, good luck to you, okay?

Thanks, guys. I'm going to call the phone number right now. Hello? Hi, is Kyla there? Yeah, this is Kyla. Hey, Kyla, this is Jubal. I host Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show.

Hi. How are you? Okay. I'm sorry. Is this from a radio show? Yes. It's a morning radio show. And one of our listeners wanted us to call you today.

What? Yeah. Strange, right? You'll know who this person is. I guarantee it. Okay. It's a guy that you recently went out on a date with. He says that he enjoyed meeting you so much that he would like to go out with you again.

His name is Nathan. Oh, s***. You remember him, don't you? I guarantee you remember this date because he told us all about it. I know exactly why you're not calling him back. He said you brought up your friend Nicole, said that he slept with your friend Nicole and never called her back, and then you threw wine in his face and left the restaurant. I can't believe he called you.

Obviously, I don't want to talk to him. I think I made that up for you. We do know that. So did you plan this whole thing out just to throw wine in his face? I'm curious. I don't know to talk about it. He knows what he did. It's his problem.

Can I just say that I am highly impressed at the maneuver you pulled off. It's something that I've dreamed about doing in defense of girlfriends before, but I've never quite had the audacity to pull it off. Thank you. You're welcome. It was not easy, but I was certain satisfaction there. Yeah, I bet there's

a lot of satisfaction in that. Yeah, we matched on Tinder. I was looking forward to going out with him until my friend saw his picture and told me what he did to her. And then, yeah, the rest is history.

That's an impressive friend. Sometimes you have to stand up for your friends. Like, that's it. I bet your friend was super pumped to hear that you threw wine in his face. Yeah's an impressive friend. Sometimes you have to stand up for your friends. I bet your friend was super pumped to hear that you threw wine in his face. She wasn't sad about it. I bet she wasn't. So, does it surprise you at all that he

wants to go on a second date with you? Yes, that's why I haven't texted him back or answered his phone calls. Then I probably shouldn't tell you that he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yes, I am. Okay, I told you I do not want to talk to that douchebag.

We have nothing to say to each other. I made that super clear, so... Kyla, it's Nathan. Just give me a chance. I just want literally like 30 seconds with you. Can you just... Oh, ew. No. I do not want to talk to you. I think that's obvious.

I'm sure everything that you said happened with your friend Nicole happened. I'm going to trust you on your word that that's what she said that I did. Yes, it happens. Obviously, it happens. She's not a liar. Okay, well, I'm not saying she's a liar. I mean, so what I'm saying is if I did something wrong, I, okay, I screwed up. Yes, obviously. Okay, and I'm so sorry that that happened, but that was never my intent.

I'm sure I really even liked her. I just can't remember where it turned or why. I don't know. I can't answer to that, okay? But what I can tell you is this. Yeah, I'm not interested in hearing any more from you. Just give me, just before I even tell you this part, I want to say this. Like, I'm super impressed by who you are.

Like, for you to stand up for your friend the way you did, I think it's just amazing. I mean, it just put you in a completely different place for me. Like, it just took you up four or five notches above anybody else. This is a very weird thing to hear coming from you. Yeah. Well, but it's true. notches above anybody else. This is a very weird thing to hear coming from you. Yeah. But it's true. Like, I really, really like who you are as a person for doing that.

It just sounds weird because, I mean, what guy wants wine thrown in his face? I mean, it's not the first way I'd like to meet somebody, but it really made me think about who you are, and I just want a chance to be able to spend some time with you and for you to get to know who I really am because I think you have the wrong picture of me completely. Yeah, I think I got the picture of you. Like, I got the picture of you, what you did to Nicole. I got the picture of you with, like, wine all over your face.

And that's, like, the last picture I need to see. We're good. People make mistakes. I'm sure you've made mistakes. I'm sure your friend Nicole's made mistakes. I've made a mistake. And I'm just asking you to forgive me for that mistake. What I'm trying to tell you is that that's not who I choose to be as a person. And the only way that you'll really get to know whether or not I'm

telling you the truth, which I'm saying is the truth, is by you just giving me a chance to spend some time with you. Okay, this is going to sound so cheesy, but I have to say this. I've been thinking about you a lot since that date. And you know that movie, Stare and Gippity? Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm not trying to be cheesy, but it's like, maybe we were supposed to meet. Maybe we were supposed to meet because of what happened with Nicole. I don't know. Even if I were attracted to you, like, there's no way we could hang out.

Like, it's not going to happen. Wait, wait. So you think I'm attractive, then? Oh, my God. Like, whatever. it doesn't matter. It kind of does, actually, because I think you're beautiful. Like, you know, it's kind of nice to know that you think I'm attractive. I mean, I think, I mean, obviously we should be spending some time together.

Hold on, Nathan, are you just like the ultimate con artist? A minute ago you were telling us that she was just hot and you want to hook up with her. And now you love her personality and she's beautiful. Okay, I don't know. Okay, here's what I want to say about this. I made a mistake. I mean, I don't remember who this Nicole is. But if she says I did it, then I screwed up.

I made a mistake. And I'm so sorry for that. I don't want to be judged for what's already happened. I mean, I can't change the past. All I can do is just be better in the future right now, like right now into the future. That's what I'm trying to do. And Kyla, I just want a chance to show you that I can be a good guy. He's good. He's real good, Kyla. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I'm sorry not only to you, but I'm sorry to your friend Nicole.

Like, if I hurt her. I want to go out with Nathan. Nathan, hang on one second. Hey, Kyla, would you like to go out on a second date with Nathan? We will pay for it. This one won't include wine being thrown in the face. It'll give you a chance to get to know him and hear the story at least. Give him a shot. There is no story.

He doesn't remember who Nicole is. Why aren't you guys thinking? I really never expected to ever see you again. I don't know why. Kyla, just one chance. Kyla, do not fall for this. Kyla, just one chance. Kyla, do not fall for this. Kyla, look, if you just go out with me just one time, and for whatever reason you don't feel comfortable again,

you can throw wine in my face again. As a matter of fact, throw wine in my face and break the bottle over my head. Oh! Go ahead and do that. But I want to see you again because I think it was destiny. I really want to see you again because I think it was destiny. I really want to see you again. That is romantic. Hey, Kyla, at the beginning of our phone call,

you said that you were excited to go out with him the first time before you knew about Nicole. Yeah, before you found out he was a total douche to your friend who he doesn't remember. It's hard to just forget that that happened. Yeah, I mean, I was looking forward to going out with him, but that was before. That was when you thought mean, I was looking forward to going out to him, but that was like, that was before. That was when you thought

he was just a hot face on Tinder. Yeah, I mean, what would I tell Nicole? Like, seriously, what should I say to her? If it helps, honestly, I am more than happy to personally apologize to her

because I think she deserves an apology. That's a solid move there, isn't it, Kyla? You should apologize. Yeah, that's... That would be cool. You guys can't even pick her out in a crowd because she doesn't know what she looks like.

Brooke, stop hating on love, okay? Oh my god, this is so incredibly ridiculous. I'm trying everything I can, Kyla. All I know is I really want to spend time with you, like, whatever it takes. Tell me. I don't know why you're laughing. I mean, at least at least he's, like, trying to be a bigger man. He's, like, phoning up to his mistakes.

I mean, you should apologize to Nicole. That would be... Hey, we can set it up then, Kyla. Maybe you can go out on a date, all three of you. And he can apologize in front of you. And you can get to know him a little better. Okay, if he apologizes to Nicole andle and she like says it's okay i would have a like one shot to you know clear the air or whatever i'd be willing but once that's it just one okay well

it's a successful second date then congratulations nathan thanks guys i don't know how you did it well i know how you did it but you got a how you did it. But you got a second date. Congratulations. It's not a date yet. He has to apologize first. Okay well apologize and then you have a date. Kyla you won't regret this. I've got a huge surprise in store for you. I wouldn't start calling things huge just yet.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Yep. The impossible happened. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Yep. The impossible happened. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Talking about today's second date update. We got a text message in at 78592 that says, wow, this guy is a Picasso at the art of BS. Yeah, he is. And that is definitely true.

If you missed the second date update, this guy named Nathan wanted to call a girl named Kyla. They went out on a first date, but she actually set him up to go out on that date because he had hooked up with her friend and then stopped calling her. They went out on the date. She sat down. They talked for a minute. Then she threw wine in his face

in honor of her friend and then stormed off. He wanted to do a second date update because he thought that he really actually did like her in his words. For her. He says that he liked her for her

and not just wanted to hook up with her and wanted to try to get a second date regardless of how their first date went. And lo and behold, he was able to talk his way in to getting a second date with the girl who threw wine on his face because he hooked up with one of her friends. The thing is, he doesn't remember the friend at all. And he said that he wanted to hook up with her for her That he liked her for her After she was on the phone When he was talking to just us He was rating her on some scale of LA5 or whatever

And saying how hot she was And that's all he had to say about her A lot of texts in like this at 78592 Says I thought you guys were supposed to help the second date person out Brooke is a hater Because Brooke was like Telling the girl not to go out with him Listen Brooke has a dark heart. Because Brooke was like telling the girl not to go out with him. Listen, Brooke has a dark heart.

That is not true. She does not enjoy love. And she does not want people to succeed in relationships. So anytime a very beautiful story like this is unfolding, Brooke will try to throw a wrench in the works no matter how she can. So keep those texts coming at 78592. I'm the villain. When I'm not the one that slept with Nicole, the girl's friend lied to her, set her up.

I don't know. But he had finally got himself back another date. Yeah, because he's a con artist. I have no idea. He's going to do the exact same thing to this girl. How he was able to do it. Very impressive. He was good, man.

Somebody texted in at 78592 and said, on his next date, I hope he throws wine in her face. It might be his plan. I don't know. She deserved that. That is messed up. If you missed the second date update we're talking about, it will be online shortly. You can check it out there. If you want to do a second date update, just email us and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme.

Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You've got to check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.