Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Fake & Fantastic

Episode Date: August 4, 2016

How many excuses do yo have to hear from someone about being "too busy", before you get the hint that they just don't like you? One of our listeners emailed the show after SHE got blown off five times by the same guy... and the reason si something none of us could have imagined. Hear it in the PODCAST below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You've got to check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubal's Second Date Update

The gym is a great place to meet women. You just go in there, you make a wrong turn on your way into the locker rooms, and boom, you end up in the ladies' locker room, and there's tons of women around for you to meet. Oh, yeah, we're just waiting for you in there. And it's like, I can't go anywhere. I'm in my towel. I've got to hit the showers, ladies. Let's have a convo.

That's where the girl who's on the phone today for a second date update met the guy that she wants to call. She was taking a shower at the gym, and he just popped up from behind her and was like, hey, what's up? No way. That is not true. Right, Nicole? Is that how you met this guy? No. Oh, okay.

Well, you said in your email that you met him at the gym, and I was just thinking the standard. Oh, my God. I was like, is he talking about someone else? That's you, Nicole. So you actually met him in a different way at the gym. That's weird. Yes. So what's this guy's name?

His name is Preston. Oh, fancy. Sounds like you like that name a lot. I had a crush on a guy named Preston once. Preston, it just sounds nice. I don't know, just the way you said it though, Nicole, his name is Preston. Oh my gosh. So how did you meet Preston?

So I met Preston at the gym. He was playing a game of pickup basketball, and I was working on the machines and so like I guess the ball strayed where I was and so I just threw it back and you know I watched a little bit and then afterwards he came around and started talking to me no one was in the shower everyone had their clothes on it's a pretty boring story Nicole I'm sorry it's all right so you guys struck up a conversation at his basketball game or whatever? Yeah, yeah. And, you know, we exchanged numbers.

And he said, like, oh, you know, let's hang out this weekend, like, right away. So I was excited. Can I just say that's impressive? Because when I go to the gym, I am like a sweaty, sloppy, disgusting mess. I was, too. I don't believe that if he's hitting on you. I think he still looks cute ah it doesn't matter yeah it doesn't matter guys will literally walk around the gym and hit on

girls non-stop i guess they figure like if this is as bad as it gets i don't know yeah starting from the bottom so your email also said that you actually haven't been out on an actual date with this guy why are you calling to do a second date update i know okay well you know right away he's like i really want to meet up with you and i was like cool and we've been talking like via text for like two weeks now it's like text text text a couple of long conversations but i kid you not he has put this off like five times and not like casual whatever but like we actually set dates and then he'll just be like oh somebody came up i need to push it then the next time oh it looks like it's going to be you know a couple days oh no actually it's going to be next week

and you know after the fourth time i was like hey you know if you're not interested it's totally cool you know i'm not trying to like whatever but he's like no i really want to meet you so then the fifth time he pushed it like another couple of days and i just i don't know what to do because i already you know i offered to kind of like let him off the hook yeah and i i don't know i facebook stalked him i can't find anything on him because you immediately think that he's in a relationship right that's like my immediate thought like obviously i thought yeah and i don't know like it's it's weird like on facebook it says he's single but i can't find anything else you know so it's not like he's really active and you know i can verify maybe that's weird like on Facebook. It says he's single, but I can't find anything else, you know So it's not like he's really active and you know, I can verify maybe that's just like a placeholder page or something

I just keeps blowing you off every time you guys set a date Yeah, and it's getting kind of annoying like I kind of don't want to even deal with it anymore but I really like him like I like him more now than before cuz Had a few like long text messages and he seems really cool. Like, he's volunteering for Toys for Tots. I mean, like, come on. Maybe he's just stringing you along. He's trying to play the hard-to-get game. Like, yeah, sorry, my schedule's super packed.

We'll go out in a month just to, you know, get you on the hook. If you're lucky. Yeah. I'm going to have to, like, show up at the Toys for Tots events and embarrass myself. No, like, I need your help. What are some of the reasons he's given for pushing the dates back? Well, this is the thing. He won't even, like, be specific,

which is what made me really suspicious, you know? Like, it couldn't be more suspicious than if he said, you know, oh, my apartment's on fire or something stupid, you know? It's like, there's nothing. It's just like, oh, something came up. My schedule got packed, blah, blah, blah. I need to push this.

Oh, it looks like it's, you know, what is it? I don't know. Is he, like, a secret agent or something or something maybe that'd be the best case I mean yeah maybe if I was Angelina Jolie I'd be like Mr. and Mrs. but I'm not yeah I'm assuming that you have a theory on it you know you always have some sort of theory when you're talking to someone they keep blowing you off at least I know I do and you're like why are they doing this well I mean like before I actually came out and asked him I thought he was in a relationship but it just seemed like we text a lot too but if he was like his girlfriend would be really suspicious why is he always texting

someone right you know so you're texting like multiple times a day yeah that's what I mean so like I feel like if he was in a relationship it would have to be like a long-distance relationship or something like that I don't know like see I don't like speculating like this because then I feel paranoid. Right, totally. Now you're getting even more worried. What do you guys talk about when you text? Like, all kinds of stuff.

Like, oh, the other day he texted me this adorable cartoon that he drew for his niece's birthday. And I was like, oh. Oh, this guy is pouring it on. Yeah, you think so? I'm going to volunteer for Toys for Tots. So, by the way, I spent seven hours painting something for my knees. Just like a pencil drawing, but yeah.

All right, well, we'll play a song. Come back, call him, and get your second date update, okay? Thank you. You're welcome. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

If you're just tuning in for today's Second Date Update, Nicole is on the phone, and today she wants to call a guy named Preston. Even you say his name. And Preston is a man among men, according to her. Oh, my goodness. He volunteers for Toys for Tots. He spends hours making art pieces for his little nieces to enjoy. She met him at the gym, and they've been texting back and forth.

They haven't gone out on an actual date yet, and she's wondering why she keeps getting blown off, and I think I figured it out. Nicole? Yes? I think that the man that you described, Preston, is actually an angel. Oh. And he's been so busy up in heaven whispering in God's ear about the problems in today's society.

And once he gets that solved, he'll come back down to earth to take his rightful place in your heart and take you out on a proper date. This is so embarrassing. I hope he never hears this. I hope he never hears this. This is so embarrassing. You hope he never hears this. I hope he never hears this. This is so embarrassing. You don't think my theory is right, that he's actually an angel? No, I just hope he's not a cheater. Well, he might be a cheater because he might be cheating on you with God.

He's got a higher love. All right, anyway, I'll stop with that. But yeah, we're about to call him right now and find out why he's just been leading you on via text message. Okay, don't use that music. I don't want to use that music either, Nicole, but I have a feeling as soon as he answers, it's just going to start. Because he sounds like such a great dude. All right, I'm going to dial the phone right now. Get him on the phone, okay?

Okay. Here we go. Hello? go hello hi can i speak to preston please uh yeah this is preston hey preston how are you this is jubel from brook and jubel in the morning it's a morning radio show uh what are you guys doing i'm calling because we recently got an email about you from one of our listeners. It's a girl named Nicole who you met at the gym. Nicole emailed you about me? She did. She emailed us because she says that you guys met and have been hitting things off via text message,

but you haven't gone out on an actual date and you keep rescheduling, so she thinks that you're blowing her off and she wanted to see if we could get you on the phone and find out if, in fact, you don't want to go out with her. No, I do want to see her. What? That's why she and I have been texting so much. But if you want to see her, then why do you keep changing the date on her and being like, oh, I can't do this day and maybe a couple days

and then you end up pushing that date back, too. I don't really understand what's with all the questions. If I need to clear all this up with Nicole, I'll just do it straight up with her, and we don't have to go through you guys. Yeah, but Nicole asked us to call you. Do you like her? You think that she's cool? I said yes already.

Yeah, I like her. Okay, well, you're on the verge of losing her because you've blown her off so many times. What are you talking about? Come on, like, you know how it is. If somebody blows you off constantly, eventually you're going to be like, all right, fine, they don't want to go out with me.

I have a feeling that Nicole is right at that point. Well, again, I'm going to go ahead and just deal with her, and I don't feel like we need to go through a radio station. Yeah, but she, like, she said you haven't given her a straight answer. I don't know what to tell you guys. It just seems weird. Do you feel bad about it or something? Do I feel bad about what?

I don't know, about her kind of being bummed out. I mean, yeah, I don't want to bum her out. But, you know, again, things just get busy. I mean, I'm hoping that I can even hang out with her in the next three to four days. Is that business days or does that include weekends too? Why three to four days? I really don't understand what you guys are after here. Well, we just want to know why you keep blowing her off. And she wants to know why you keep blowing her off.

And I feel like if you're not honest and if you don't tell us or tell her she's gonna stop talking to you and then you're gonna lose your chance to go out with her all right fine if you guys must know uh i'll tell you but i don't want you guys to give her all of the information okay i'll just give her the important stuff. Okay. I had surgery, and I'm still healing up. Are you okay? Did you tell her you had surgery? No, I didn't tell her, and I'm doing fine. I'm still recovering, and it's taking a little longer than they told me it would. Well, that would probably be helpful, though, if you were talking to her and were like, hey, I had surgery.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. But I just I don't want to get into the particulars of the situation. I don't think anyone's going to pry into your medical history. Are you doing OK health wise? I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine. It was cosmetic surgery.

So I'm not it's not like it was, you know, my life wasn't hanging in the balance. It was just a cosmetic surgery, and it's taking a little longer to heal. What sort of cosmetic surgery? It was, it was something below the waist. What do you mean? You got surgery on your junk? What? No, no, I didn't get...

No, I... Is that how it... Yeah, I guess that is how it sounded. Yeah, it sounded kind of... It sounded weird the way you explained it. You're making it prettier somehow? I don't get it. What'd you get done?

No, I didn't... It wasn't on my junk. I, uh... I got, um... I got butt implants. You did not. You seriously got butt implants. You did not. You seriously got butt implants? Yeah.

Like Kardashian-style butt implants? No, I don't look like a Kardashian. I don't want to. I just sort of had not much down there for my whole life. And I go to the gym a lot and nothing seems to happen. So I just want to look a little bit better in jeans and stuff like that. So that's not a big deal. Does it hurt right now?

No, it doesn't hurt. But I mean, there's still some, you know, a little bit of swelling, but it's not like I can take a girl out to a restaurant or sit in a movie theater. I just, you know. Thank you for sharing. I appreciate that. Sure. I do also have to tell you that Nicole is actually on the other line listening to this conversation, Preston.

She's what? She's listening. And she wants to talk to you. Hi. Hi. Hi. Oh my gosh Preston I don't know what to say

um this is such a bizarre I don't know I mean it looked fine to me well thank you I appreciate that it's just something I kind of had to get done. I've just always been a little insecure about that area.

Oh my gosh. Is this so like, I don't know, it wouldn't peg you for, okay. Is this pretty shocking to hear that Preston was getting butt implants and that's why he hasn't been able to go out with you? I didn't even know this is a thing that guys do. A lot of guys do, yeah. I mean, you know, it's your body. You do whatever you want, I guess. I mean, I'm sorry.

I'm trying to be really, like... Is it a turn-off for you Nicole I don't know what it is I'm I feel like I'm on another planet I feel really weird I don't feel like turned off or I just feel like confused um I mean well now you know I wasn't blowing you off I'm sorry that you kind of felt that I was, but I really, I do want to see you. And like I was telling these guys, unfortunately the timeline has just taken

longer than it was initially projected and hopefully in the next three to four days, if you're still up for it, I'd really do want to take you out. Well, I'm glad you weren't blowing me off. I'm the same guy. I just have a different butt now. I bet it's going to be fantastic.

Aren't you curious to what it looks like, Nicole? I mean, actually, Brooke, I'm kind of curious, yes. Oh, are you? Okay. Well, then let me ask Preston this. You guys haven't even gone out on a date yet, but Preston, when your butt heals up, you guys will go out. We'll pay for a date.

Really? Yeah, we'll pay for it. Nicole, do you still want to go out with Preston? Yeah, I mean, we don't even have to sit down. It could be like... A stand-up date. No, I don't want to be funny. I just feel bad.

Well, I mean, I don't want it to be weird between us when we hang out. I don't want you to be, like, staring at it the whole time. It's already weird. It's already weird. My eyes are up here, Nicole. My eyes are up here. Yeah, exactly. Okay, like, how about this?

Like, if I agree to go out, like, you have to wear tight pants because I have to see it. That's it. Because I won't be staring if I just, you know, open the can of worms. All my pants are going to be tighter. Okay. You know what? I'll do you one better. We'll pay for the date and Preston, I will personally buy you some yoga pants that you can wear off.

That you can wear to show off your new butt. I don't know about going out in yoga pants, but. It's good money. that you can wear off, that you can wear to show off your new butt. I don't know about going out in yoga pants, but... It's good money. You might as well show it off. Congratulations, you guys. It wasn't really a second date because you guys haven't been out yet, but it is a successful second date update

because you guys are going to go out, so that's good. Well, this was the weirdest thing that I've ever done. Really? You got a butt implant and this is the weirdest thing you've ever done? I find that hard to believe. Broken Jubal in the morning. What? Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show,

which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts,

to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but you know,

I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, Eve, Jonathan Sheckner, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.