Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Fashion Backwards

Episode Date: May 22, 2017

How many mistakes can you make on a date and STILL GET A KISS at the end of the night? Well, for Jubal... He doesn't HAVE A LIMIT... but for the average modern man, you only get so many "strikes" before you're out of the game... Well one of our listeners had way too many mistakes (even before they got to their destination)... Find out why HIS date ended early in the Second Date below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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There are good dates. There are bad dates. There are dates that end prematurely. Oh. Really? And then everybody is disappointed. I've had a lot of first dates end prematurely. And, you know, I've never been disappointed.

I've always been perfectly fine with it. But Joe, who's on the phone today, had his date end prematurely, and he's actually disappointed about it. What's up, Joe? Hey, guys. How you doing? Pretty good. How are you? I just established right off the bat,

we're talking about, like, it didn't last very long in terms of time. No, it didn't last long at all, did it, Joe? Believe me, that wasn't the case here. I still don't know what we're arguing. Yeah. I'm not talking about whatever Jubal is going into right now. The date didn't last very long.

I'm fine in whatever department he was going into. What are you reading into, Joe? I was talking about your date. You said you guys didn't even get through it. Jeez. I have a great date planned out. I really like this girl, Allison, and she's just an amazing, amazing girl.

It didn't really go as planned. It sounds like you have a lot of pressure riding on this one date leading up to it. Well, I just, I really like this girl, and I wanted to make a good impression. I got these really great tickets to a show I thought she would like. I spent way too much money on it.

And I got my car washed and I got it detailed and everything. Car washed. Because a girl always notices when a man rolls up in a clean car. Absolutely. That's what I thought. And I get there, I pick her up

and we're on our way to the show. And my car broke down. I, like, just had it looked at, like, last month. I don't know why it broke down, but it just. Yeah, my car has broken down on a lot of dates, too, Joe. Quote, unquote. Yeah, I know what you're saying. My car literally broke down.

I don't know what you're implying, but my car literally broke down. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think he's implying that you didn't check the dipstick before you left. You know, my dipstick was fine. Something happened with the motor. I don't know what it was. I can tell, Joe, that you're getting annoyed at this. Okay, so your car broke down, and what happened then? The car broke down, and I was trying my best to fix it. I was getting really frustrated with it, and she was actually so sweet. We went to a gas station. She helped me fix the car and we did fix it. But by the time it was fixed, the show had already started. And so I thought, well, there's no point in going to the show now.

We were already way into it. Okay, but wait, can we stop for just a second? You fixed your own car. You didn't call AAA. I figured I was in a hurry. I wanted to get to the show. No, I'm saying that's impressive. And that right there should have won you a second date. I mean, I wanted to show her I was a real man, that I could fix my own car, maybe salvage this date somehow. Yeah, get under the hood and adjust the wingdings. Exactly.

I know all about that, dude. I know all about it. I can put in a little elbow grease. Was she impressed? She was impressed, but I was impressed that she was not, like, above helping me fix it herself. She got right in there with me. So, I mean, none of this sounds bad.

Yeah, it didn't go as planned, but that doesn't mean it went bad. I mean, I spent a lot of time planning the date, and I spent a lot of money on the tickets, and it went completely 90 degrees in a different direction than I thought it was going to go. And she asked me if I could just take her home because I was kind of shot. And so I thought, well, maybe I can parlay this into, I don't know, making her a nice dinner or something at her place and maybe a little Netflix and chill or something. Yeah, there you go.

You made the car break down on purpose, didn't you? Yeah, not as impressive, Joe, but okay. I did not break down the car on purpose, I assure you that. So how did you end things then with her? Well, I took her back to her place and I asked. I said, well, would you like to at least hang out for a little bit? Maybe I can make you some dinner. And she said, well, maybe another time, right?

So I just thought, oh, okay, maybe I can come back in a couple hours. Let me give you a chance to shower, get yourself a read. And she said, no, no, no, like another day. And I thought, oh, okay, okay. I maybe overplayed my hand there a little bit, but I thought, okay, fine. I'll go out with her again some other time when my car is in better shape or something. So I was texting her back and forth trying to call her and just nothing it went like radio silence i thought what

did i do to offend this girl and how how many hours would you say you guys spent together from pickup to car breakdown to drop off we had to know each other pretty well in two hours helping me fix my car like that you didn't have any big freak outs while you're trying to fix it did you start like beating up the car and yelling and cussing? No, no. I mean, I was a little upset. I mean, who wouldn't be? I had this whole great date planned, and then my car breaks down. It's embarrassing.

Okay. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Alright, thanks, guys. Hang on. Moving 92.5 Brook and Jubal in the Mornings Second Date Update If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, Joe is on the phone. And Joe is what we like to call a real man. That's right. Joe can fix a minor problem on his car with his bare hands in under three hours.

Pretty amazing feat. And that's what happened on his first date. It actually ended up ruining his date, though, because they never made it to the show they were trying to go to. And then after his car broke down and they fixed it, he ended up taking her back to her place. And now she's not calling him back. And he wonders why. Why wouldn't she call you back, Joe? You're the last real man on Earth.

Hey, I never said I'm the last real man on Earth. I've just fixed my car, and I did my best to show her a good time. Damn it, Joe, bragging again. Quit showing us up. God. Joe, I mean, they're kidding, but it is pretty sexy when a man can, you know, be hands-on and fix stuff. Well, I do what I can. Yeah, but I will say, you sound almost a little angry that she isn't calling you back.

Oh, yeah, I put in a lot of time with that date, and I prepared for it. Okay, so there should be no reason why you didn't get a call back. I'm flabbergasted. I have no idea why she's not coming back tonight. All right, well, I'll dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure it out, okay? All right. All right. Here we go. Hello?

Hi. Can I speak to Allison, please? This is Allison. Hey, Allison. How are you? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the morning. Huh? This is Jubal from Br Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Huh? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

It's a radio show. What? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. I don't understand. We can tell. English or... Because I can speak Spanish to you if you need.

No. Can you? No, I speak English fine. I just don't know what's happening right now. I'll explain. My name is Jubal. I host a radio show called Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. And we have a listener who emailed us about you.

What? I feel like the appropriate response. We do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened and recently you met up with a dude named joe right right and joe liked you a lot and he told us about your date but now he says you're not calling him back. Okay, yeah, but what does that have to do with you? Well, our job is to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why you don't want to talk to Joe. Okay, but I never said he could talk to anyone about me. Well, just so you

know, he only said good things. Well, what did he say? He said that you guys were going on a date. He had planned to take you to a show. He was really excited about it, but unfortunately, on the way to the date, his car broke down, and he took you home and hasn't heard from you since. Okay, that happened. He also said that you were super awesome and that he really wanted to impress you and that he was super bummed that you guys missed the show. Yeah.

So he's saying what he did was supposed to impress me. Well, the tickets are going to, but I was impressed that he fixed his own car. I thought that was pretty sexy. I mean, a man who can do that, it's kind of awesome. Yes, a man that could do that would be awesome. Okay, so that's him though, because he said, unless he's lying, he said his car broke down and then he fixed it and then had to take you home. And he said you chipped in, too. He said you helped out.

He said I helped? Yeah. Yeah, I did all of it. You fixed his car? We broke down. He got out like he was going to check it out. And instead instead he stood by the side of the road and stared at the car. Like he didn't even open the hood? No. So I got out and asked him if he was going to pop the hood and check it out. And he told me that he could not.

What do you mean? And when I asked him why, he said it was because he didn't want to ruin his new leather pants and that was when i noticed his skin tight leather pants that apparently cost him a lot yeah forget the car for a second he was wearing, yeah, forget the car for a second. He was wearing leather pants. Leather pants. I don't know if I'm more, like, surprised and shocked that he was wearing the leather pants or that it took you so long to notice the leather pants. Well, just wearing the leather pants in general is kind of a turnoff.

And then to tell me that you can't fix your car because you don't want to get them dirty? Well, they were probably expensive. I think leather clothing is usually pretty expensive. So did he just stand over you while you fixed his car? I told him he should go run back to the gas station that was down the road and pick up a few things to see if we couldn't get things working. And I let him go. And by the time he got back I had the car

fixed for him. Good job! Now I think you're sexy. So he walked all the way to the gas station in leather pants? That is hot, steamy, yeah. That just sounds swampy doesn't it? Not attractive. So you guys can probably get why I'm not wanting to talk to him anymore right? I personally don't. I like anybody in leather pants. And that's why I like Joe because Joe is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

He's on the phone. Yes, he is. Joe? Do you even understand how expensive those pants are? I shipped them in from Italy. They were handmade. Wow. Yeah, wow, exactly. It's actually worth more than your car, probably. Whoa, Joe, the insults. Well, she's insulting me saying I'm not a man. I helped, okay? I just didn't want to ruin my pants.

I helped. I'm really not concerned with how much your leather pants were. The fact that you asked me to fix your car so that you didn't get them dirty is where my concern lies right now. Look, I offered to help. I walked all the way to the gas station in those pants to get the supplies to help us fix the car. I thought it would be a good bonding experience, actually. We didn't even use any of the supplies you got. I got it fixed without any help from you. That's because I told you what was wrong with it. I knew what was wrong. I just didn't know how to fix it. That's pretty much like fixing the whole car,

Jess. The engine. So are you more upset, Allison, that he didn't fix the car, that he wore the leather pants, or was it just kind of the whole package? It's definitely the whole package. Okay. Wow, this is like so disrespectful. Do you realize how much I put into this date?

The washing my car, getting tickets to a concert that you like, and this is the things I get for this? This is like, this is beyond me. You are so stuck up. I'm so pissed off right now. Well, since you're being such a sweetheart, Joe, I wasn't going to offer up the fact that you were also wearing a burgundy choker wait what's wrong with my choker who wears a choker on a date well you know what i'll tell you who does wear a choker on the date french people italian people people from the uk leather pants and a burgundy choker joe. Yes, all the girls in Italy love that. Yeah.

Maybe I should just go to Italy, and maybe those girls would appreciate my effort. Maybe you should go to Italy. That is some risky fashion choices on a first date, Joe. I like to be bold. I like to make a statement. Yeah. You made that. Yeah.

You did it. Instead of Italy, what about Italian? Would you guys like to go on a second date? We will pay for it. Allison, will you go out with Joe one more time? Definitely not. I'm over Joe. You know what, Allison?

I'm sorry I put in so much effort with you. You're clearly not worth my time. Oh, man. That's true. Dudes who wear leather pants, they don't have a lot of time. You know what? At least I have the to wear something like that, Jubal. Or you don't.

Because those things are very tight. I see what you're saying there. You know what? At least I have the to wear something like that, Jubal. Or you don't. Because those things are very tight. I see what you're saying there. You know what, Jubal? We can have a leather pants off. I will prove to you that I can wear those things better than you can wear even shorts or whatever the hell you're wearing. Dude, I am down. Look, okay, you didn't get a second date with Allison, but you did score a date with me.

We are going to have a leather pants off, you and I. I want pink jeans. Yeah, let's do it. I'm all for it, buddy. Let's do it, chump. I'm popping online right after this and purchasing some. You tell me the time and place and I'll be there. Yeah, dude.

Let's do it. This is the manliest fight I've ever witnessed. So, great, guys. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, that dude is everything that's wrong with America. It's Broken Jubal in the morning talking about today's second date update. In case you missed it, this dude Joe wanted to call Allison.

They went out on a date. The car broke down. And then after they got the car working, she wanted to go back home. And then she wasn't calling him. So we got her on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back was because the car broke down. And she had to fix it herself. And why is that? Because he didn't want to get his leather pants dirty. Hey, you know what? Those things are expensive. It's just the funniest image to imagine, like pulling up to the side of the

road and seeing the girl working on the car and a guy in leather pants wearing a choker sitting on the sidewalk. I appreciate a good role reversal. I do. Yeah, of course. And what I'm more excited about is Jubal and his walk-off. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think that that was worth the second day in and of itself. Totally. And don't forget, he was wearing a choker. She revealed that a little bit more through it, that he was actually wearing a choker

and leather pants. I love it. Yeah. I can't wait to throw that stuff on and challenge this guy. At least he's putting effort in, I guess. Maybe he put more effort into his outfit than I would put into my outfit on a first date. If you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

Moving 92.5. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You're simply going to say, let them. You have no idea right now how much time and energy is being wasted because of other people's behavior. It's like a death by a thousand cuts. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC.

Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.