Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: French Faux Pas
Episode Date: October 29, 2012Eric tried to impress his date by speaking French... but what he said was SO RUDE, it cost him a second date! What did he say??? Listen to the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omn...ystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Moving 92.5.
Rook and Jubels, second date update.
You know, if I went on a date with a girl and I didn't want to hurt her feelings
by telling her, like, straight up, hey, I don't want to see you again,
the way I would do it, email a radio station.
That's why I don't encourage any women to date you.
That is a second date update.
Eric is on the phone with us now.
Eric sent us an email about a girl named Jade.
What's up, Eric?
Hi, guys.
Tell us about the date.
We went to Maximilian, which is a French restaurant.
Okay.
And I thought, you know, you're supposed to put yourself in a position where you look good.
And since I speak French, I thought that would be like a perfect idea.
Oh, nice.
A little showing off.
Did you do the whole date in French?
And maybe she couldn't understand anything?
Yeah.
She seemed to like whatever it is I was able to say.
And, you know, the order in French that impresses them.
I thought...
Hey, real quick, that impresses them.
I like the way you said that.
Okay, so anyway, continue, sorry.
Well, I thought that there's a certain part of dating
where you're supposed to impress them,
and I thought I did that.
And I thought it was a good date,
and yet I've left voicemails and she hasn't responded.
So I'm just trying to find out why.
When you say plural voicemails, how
many? Like, I've
called her probably
three,
probably four times, but I've only left
voice messages. Did you leave the voice messages
in French?
Yeah. Eric,
hey, I'm going to ask the ladies in the room
right now a question.
If you went out
on a date with Eric
and he started speaking French
at a French restaurant,
would you find that
as kind of a douchey move?
No,
not if he was there
to introduce me
to French food.
Like maybe I had
never had it before
and he had some expertise.
Lydia?
I don't know.
He seems sweet.
And it depends
on what he said to it. He seems sweet. And it depends on what he said to it.
He seems sweet.
I feel like it would be kind of a D-bag move, Eric.
I'm just being honest.
Because you don't speak another language except pig Latin.
I can speak Spanish okay, but I'm not going to a Mexican restaurant speaking Spanish to the waiters.
I think it's slick.
Only because it's French or Italian.
Those are like languages of love.
Now, ladies, now that Jose has agreed with Eric, do you say it's a D-bag move?
D-bag.
Hey, Eric, are you ready to call Jade
and get your answer as to why she hasn't called you back?
Yes, I am.
All right, we're going to call her right after this.
Hang on.
Moving 92.5.
Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
Second date update.
We got Eric the Frenchie on the phone.
Frenchman Eric.
Francois.
Yeah, he took Jade out to a restaurant, a French restaurant,
spoke French to the waitstaff to try to impress her,
show her that he knows French and the language of love and all that good stuff.
And she didn't call you back.
Now, Eric, we didn't ask you, how did the date end?
I drove her home.
And when I was saying goodbye, we hugged and I said I would call her.
So you were like, I will call you back.
Okay, I'm going to dial her right now and get her on the phone and see why she hasn't gotten back to you, okay?
Okay.
Has the French trick ever worked on other ladies?
Sort of.
I appreciate a man who speaks another language.
Even on a first date, it just seems like he's showing off, I would think.
Maybe he's nervous.
He's on purpose.
He's trying to make a good impression.
Hello.
Hello, may I speak to Jade?
Is this Jade?
Hi, Jade.
How are you?
Hi. Hi, Jade. How are you? Hi.
Hi.
I should probably tell you, this is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
I'm moving 92.5.
Okay.
You don't sound very amused, Jade.
We apologize.
Sorry about that.
I'm calling you because I want to talk to you about a mutual friend that we have, Eric.
You haven't called him back after your date, so I wanted to just call and see why you haven't
gotten back to him.
I'm sorry, wait.
What is this?
I know this whole thing is confusing because I started off with some weird, stupid, bad
French thing and then tried to introduce myself.
Yeah, but you're a friend of Eric's?
Yes, yes, I am.
Are you good?
If it's the Eric that took me to the French restaurant,
which is what I'm getting from what you just said,
he's a complete a**hole.
Whoa!
Okay, that was quick.
Why do you say that?
You said something to the waiter in French
that they both started laughing really hard and, like, high-fived.
Okay.
And it just felt really awkward.
Uh-huh.
So I went home, and my roommate knows French, and I went home and tried to, like, repeat it to her,
and she said that basically what he said to him was that he was 90% sure he was going to be sleeping with me.
In French?
That's awesome.
That's kind of a typical Frenchman move.
Yeah, seriously.
Eric?
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, Jade, Eric's on the phone right now listening to what you had to say.
So, Eric, you don't have a problem with her knowing that that's what you were saying in French to the waiter? I'm just saying that it seemed to amuse the waiter, you know,
and it's not like it was any harm done with anyone else.
I just was having fun.
So you were offended, Jade, by that?
I can take a joke, but, like, it just seemed really off-putting.
You know, I always talk to waiters, even if it's not a French restaurant.
I always, every time I go on a first date, I talk about how I'm going to nail the girl
on a first date with the waiter.
Come on, Eric.
You're really sticking up for yourself, but you can't kind of see Jade's point of view
on that?
I can sort of see, I guess, but you know, it's in a different language, so it's almost
like it doesn't count, you know?
Not really.
I will say my girlfriend that speaks fluent Spanish says it's a whole lot easier to say I love you to men in Spanish because it doesn't feel real.
She does.
Okay.
Well, I mean, you got your answer there.
Jade, did he turn you off enough to where you don't want to go out with him again?
I don't think I'm interested.
Sorry.
I don't know.
I mean, I can take a joke, but like it's just really.
Okay, because the show will pay for you guys to go on a second date in an American restaurant.
We'll send you to Applebee's, where they speak English, where you know they speak English.
All right?
Would you go?
The fact that he even involved you guys, all of this is just a little too much for me.
Too much for you?
Okay.
Yeah.
Eric, do you have anything to say?
Maybe in French?
Jay, you know, Applebee's sounds like fun.
Jade?
Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry.
She's not interested at all.
All right, Eric. Hey, man, you got your answer.
My advice to you would be to not talk about nailing your first date in front of her face.
No matter what. Even if it's in another language that you think she's not going to nailing your first date in front of her face. No matter what.
Even if it's in another language that you think she's not going to understand, it's probably not a good idea.
I didn't know the waiter was going to high-five me after work.
Broken Jubal in the morning.
All the hits.
Moving 92.5.
Broken Jubal in the morning.
Your second date update today.
A guy got called out for being just a major D-bag.
He took a girl out to a French restaurant,
decided to speak French to the waitstaff to show off,
and at certain points said to the waiter,
there's a 90% chance that I'm going to sleep with her.
In French.
And then the waiter high-fived him, and they laughed about it.
Apparently, she went home and talked to her roommate who speaks French
and was able to find out what he said.
And she was not interested in going back out with him.
That's so weird.
It's strange, right?
That's so weird.
Shoot.
Hey, Danielle?
Yes.
What did you think about that?
I think that's freaking hilarious.
He's just a normal guy.
Guys say stuff like that.
She was just overly excited, and I think she was overreacting.
Really?
So would have you gone out with him again?
I would have, yeah.
Okay, wait, question.
Would his percentage have been
right? 90% likely
that you would have hooked up with him?
No.
No.
Yeah, right. So it wouldn't bother
you if you were on a date with a guy
and he said to someone else that there's
a 90% chance that he's going to do it with you.
Hey, it's happened to me before, so I mean.
Maybe you don't have higher standards.
Did you say it's happened to you before?
Oh, yeah, it's happened to me before.
I didn't actually end up sleeping with a guy.
I was like, dude, you're funny.
Have you been dating Jose?
Huh?
Have you been dating Jose? Huh? Have you been dating Jose?
Unfortunately.
She wouldn't even lower her standards to that level, Lydia.
I mean, there's a certain type of girl.
I agree with her, though.
The guy was just making a joke.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but it feels like he was talking behind her back, too, because she was doing it in a different language.
So it wasn't a joke to her.
Yeah, like maybe if he had said it where she could understand it.
You know, there's something about it when it's a language that she doesn't speak that just seems a little...
Creepy.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like talking about her like that.
Maya, you think that she did a good job?
She impressed me because at first when I heard her, I thought she was going to be the loser in this.
But she actually followed up and she just nailed him as far as what a douchebag he is.
Yeah.
How would you feel if a guy high-fived on a date about getting a piece from you?
Well, first of all, I agree.
The whole French thing in the beginning was stupid.
I feel like you're trying too hard.
I agree with Jubal.
Wow.
And now how do you feel about yourself?
You know what? We were right.
He's a douchebag.
Are we talking about me now or the guy?
I can't figure it out.
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that can be a huge bummer.
If you are out there and you're dreading the new
statement email that reveals the massive
balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt.
And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your
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