Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Gator Gets Shaved

Episode Date: July 26, 2017

There's nothing worse than running out of things to talk about on a first date.... and when you get caught in an awkward silence, it's EASY to panic... But the guy in today's brand new Second Date Update says that he has his own made up game, to guarantee the conversation NEVER stops... and after he told us, we couldn't decide if it was the Greatest idea ever, or the DUMBEST... you can decide for yourself in the second date update below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. There is one surefire way to get on this show. Have no talent? Well, yeah, but that's like the hosts of the show. Oh, okay. Like us. I'm talking about like callers who want to do a second date update or something like that.

One surefire way to make sure your email gets through all the channels to get on the air, and that is to sign it the way that this dude did. He signed his email, Eddie, a.k.a. Gator. Oh, no. Any dude that calls himself Gator is always welcome. Eddie, what's up? How you doing? Good. How you guys doing? I called you Eddie. I should have called you Gator. My bad himself Gator is always welcome. Eddie, what's up? How you doing? Good.

How you guys doing? I called you Eddie. I should have called you Gator. My bad. Gator? I go by both. Why do you go by Gator? Eddie, why is that a decision in your life?

Because in college, I ate the whole chicken breast and really didn't even chew it. Just kind of gulped it down. You know how they feed Gators the raw chicken? It was cooked, but it was pretty impressive. Whoa! That's even kind of a dumb story. You ate a chicken breast really fast, and they call you Gator now, and it haunts you for the rest of your life. He's a legend! It doesn't sound like it haunts him.

It sounds like Gator digs it. Yeah, well, you do sound proud. All right, Gator, well, tell us about the girl that you want to call today. Does she have a cool nickname? Not, well, not yet. Hopefully someday, Gator. Well, tell us about the girl that you want to call today. Does she have a cool nickname? Not yet. Hopefully someday because I haven't heard back from her. Okay, what's her name then? Teresa.

Teresa. And when you introduced yourself to Teresa, did you introduce yourself as Eddie or Gator? It was a blind date, so I was introduced as Eddie before I even met her. So that's how that went. Oh, lame. All right, so you were set up through friends. Usually that doesn't go very well, but you actually liked her. It sounds like. Yeah. I had recently got out of a relationship and a coworker of mine was at a party and this other gal was saying, oh my gosh, you know, my friend who's really cute, recently divorced.

You know, anybody's like, yes, I do. You know, Eddie. So we get set up on an actual blind date. No last names, no Facebook, nothing. Oh, cool. No idea. What was it like when you guys showed up, I assume, at a restaurant and saw each other for the first time? She was very cute. I was like, I get why this gal has not been in the market for a while. I was very impressed.

Nice. Gator liked what he saw and wanted to chomp down on that little chicky. Gator did. That is so gross. All of you. Tell us about the date. How did it go, man? It went really well.

We were just talking, and she was recently single and I was. And then I came up with an idea that I called a vent off. And I was like, how about this? I say one bad thing about the ex, my ex, then you say one bad thing about your ex and we get back and forth. What? Yeah, just kind of like a ping pong or tennis of anger. Eddie, that's a horrible idea. I mean, the last thing you should be talking about, yeah,

you're both recently single, is your exes, let alone bashing them. Well, it went great and it ended in a whole bunch of laughter, so she and I had a good time. Yeah. It lets you know about them. Like, if they're like, oh, and he always did this, and I'm like, okay, cool. Now I know she doesn't like that. So it turned out, yeah, vent off. Okay.

I can't believe that turned out okay. Yeah, that's an interesting idea. She didn't seem bothered by it one bit? At the beginning, she was kind of like, well, I don't know. And then I think I started. Then she just absolutely, like, you know, went from first to fourth gear. She was into it. It was really fun.

Okay, so wait. What was the worst thing you said about your ex? One time I got super pissed off that she wouldn't shave me. What? Some places you can't reach. And I wanted to be, you know, nice and beach-ready for the summer. She refused, and it's hard. Yeah, that is.

Like, would she never shave you, or just one time she didn't shave you and that was it? Well, she didn't want to shave certain parts, which are hard to reach, and you can get nicks. And when you sit on a nick, it's very painful, man. You know what? You're better off. Good thing you got rid of her but on your date did this like launch weird conversations like it just did with us oh yeah i mean you know not right away but then at the end like we're just laughing and she's just like giggling about like i can't believe she wouldn't shave your butt it was just really a fun you know conversation so okay so if even that didn't shake her,

why do you think you're not getting a call back? Good question. I don't know. I mean, the only thing that she went to the bathroom about three or four times, and I didn't ask. I didn't know if it was, you know, food poisoning or maybe, you know, a female thing or maybe she just needed a break from Gator's face.

I don't know. I'm surprised you didn't ask. I don't know. That could be it. I'm surprised you didn't ask. I mean, you guys had just shared butt shaving together, so it doesn't seem like anything would be too personal for you. Well, yeah. I mean, when two people can share butt shaving on a first date, I mean, that's gold.

You don't get better than that. She's tossing that away. I mean, it was really, that's the best standard of first dates. Come on. You're absolutely right. When you bond over butt shaving, there's no reason you shouldn't get a call back. All right, we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update, okay? Gator says thank you. Thank you, Gator.

Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Right in the middle of a second date update, and if you missed the first part, Gator is on the phone. And today, Gator wants to call a woman named Teresa. They were set up through friends, went out on a date, and he probably had one of the best first date activities I've ever heard of. They engaged in a vent off.

That's right. That's where you sit there and you just talk trash about your exes. You take turns going back and forth until one of you has the best, worst ex story ever, and then you win the vent-off. We never asked Gator,

did anybody win the vent-off? Or do you win the vent-off? I don't even know how it works. Gator, does somebody win? We both do. It's a win-win. Oh, is it? Now, well, Gator, does somebody win? We both do. It's a win-win. Oh, is it? All right.

Now, well, Gator, I think this is maybe the worst idea you could have ever possibly had for a first date. It sounds like she enjoyed it. Yes. And that you went wrong

somewhere else. I didn't hear. Have you tried to contact her? A number of times. Calls, texts, nothing back to Gator. Whoa. Do you always refer to yourself

in third person? I like it. No, I just, I got nervous. Okay. That's okay, man. It happens. You get nervous and you refer to yourself in third person.

If your nickname is Gator, you can do that, okay? Absolutely. All right, man. I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back, okay? Yep. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Teresa? This is she. Hey, Teresa, what's up? How are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. You mean the radio station?

Yes, I am the entire radio station. I listen to you guys sometimes. What's up? That's awesome, Teresa. Thank you. Yeah, thanks for listening. If you listen a lot, have you heard the second date updates before? I don't know if I have.

It's a segment we do on our show where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up giving them the cold shoulder after that date, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh, yeah. I think I heard one of these, but it was a while ago. Okay. Well, what if I told you that you are now the star of a second date update? You're kidding, right?

No. No, not at all. Yeah. You recently went out with a dude who calls himself Gator. Oh, my God. You wanted you guys to call me? Yep. Have you just been really busy and you haven't been able to get back to him?

Yeah. I mean, can you just tell him that? If you would have sold that a little more convincingly, maybe, but it's obvious that you were like, yeah, sure, whatever. Do you mind telling us why you're not calling Gator back? I mean, I don't want to really say it because it's kind of embarrassing for him. So I just feel like... If it's the butt shaving thing, he told us about that. Actually, that was really funny.

We had a vent off. I don't know if he told you that, but it was like venting about your exes. Yeah, he did tell us about it. And he did say that he shared with you that he was mad at one of his exes because she wouldn't shave his butt. I know. That's ridiculous. I mean, I was a little like skeptical, but, you know, I got to call my ex an idiot. He got to call his ex an idiot. He got to call his ex an idiot, so

I thought it was cool. Oh, you did enjoy it. Okay. Yeah, I actually did. You should actually try that sometime. It's pretty funny. I do it a couple times a week. I pay like a hundred bucks an hour though to do it with a therapist. But anyway, probably even more fun

on a date. So if that didn't bother you, then why aren't you calling him back? Like, what is, what's wrong with Gator? I just, there's just a weird situation, and I don't know. I just, it was just weird. But I don't know what to say about it. On the date, a weird situation happened? Um, so briefly, I go

to the ladies' room, and when I come back, there's like a big, or maybe not a big, but a noticeable piece of my food missing. There's like a piece of fish missing from my plate. Whoa!

Really? Yeah, and so I was just like, did this guy really eat off my plate? And they were just like bugging me, bugging me. So I went to the ladies again. Oh my gosh, so you're gonna test him. Exactly. So I asked the waiter to watch while I was away because it was like super friendly and I just thought it couldn't hurt. So I come out of the bathroom and the waiter catches my eye. I go over there and he says, yeah, he just took a bite out of your roll. Out of your dinner roll? Yeah, that's weird, right? Yeah, that is pretty weird. So while you were going to the bathroom, he's eating the food

off your plate? Yeah. Who does that? Like, that is just, I mean, he didn't even ask me. Were you, like, raving about how good your food was and you don't think he could help himself, or? I have no idea what the deal was because I mean, it's a first date. I didn't want to come out and be like, did you just eat half of my asparagus? What is wrong with you?

Let me smell your pee. Like, it's just weird. I think he waits for you to go to the bathroom, too. Like, he's sneaking bites of your food. Sneaky, strange. Maybe he was hungry. Those restaurant portions at some of those fancier places are really small. The bottom line is, this guy was eating off my plate, and it's a first date.

We're not, like, best friends or anything, where he's just chomping on my food. I just felt super weird about it, and it was a huge turnoff. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. You know, this might be a turnoff too, but Gator is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What? Yep. Hi, Teresa.

Oh, my God. First of all, I didn't know you saw that, so real sorry about that. Oh, my God. You are unbelievable. I mean, at least you admitted it. You weren't trying to sneak out of it or anything. Why are you eating people's food while they go to the bathroom, Gator? I was hungry.

I was nervous all day for the date. Didn't eat lunch. You know, so here we're at dinner. I just grabbed a tiny, tiny little forkful. Remember why my name is Gator? I could have eaten that whole thing in a second. So you practiced some restraint. That's very nice of you.

Did you not think I wouldn't notice? I did not. No, I didn't think you would notice. It was a tiny, tiny little fish forkful. Fish gets flaky and spreads out, and you're like, oh, I guess it just fell. I don't know. Gator, I mean, there's other ways to go about it. Like you could order an appetizer or ask for another basket of bread.

Well, that was the thing. They took the bread away, and I got hungry. I was embarrassed. I'd be like, hey, bring more bread. I don't want to look like a pig. I'm on a date here. So instead of like, you know, I just, yeah, I thought it would be better just to snack a little bit on the plate. You know, I didn't.

Yeah, you don't want to look like a pig, you know. You want to just eat off somebody else's plate while they go to the bathroom. That's better. Just tiny amounts. Exactly, yeah. Tiny amounts. And I, you know, I feel bad. This is not what I do but you know i did

pay for it so yeah i mean in essence was fine and you know i guess you're right you were loaning the food to her i guess and that's where you lost me oh what i paid for if anything you weren't eating my food because i paid for it so what technically i was giving it to you and you weren't eating my food because I paid for it. What? Technically, I was giving it to you, and you were eating my fish. I never thought of it like that. What is wrong with you? The only thing wrong with me is I was hungry. I mean, I told you that.

I didn't eat all day. If we were dating for a long time, this would be no problem. It would be cute. Yes. I would be no problem. It would be cute. Yes. I would agree with that. Well, but also, it might be cute if you guys are doing it together and you're not waiting until she goes to the bathroom to steal her, well, your food, I guess, but to steal the food off her plate. Okay, that's a good point.

At one point, I was thinking maybe, you know, I'll ask her, but, you know, we're in the middle of a vent off, and it would just be in poor taste. That would be in poor taste? I mean, here's you know, I'll ask her, but, you know, we're in the middle of a vent off, and it would just be in poor taste. That would be in poor taste? I mean, here's the thing, Gator. I've also been hungry on a date before, but do you know what I did afterwards? I went and got myself a burger at a drive-thru on the way home. That's how you solve that problem.

There you go. Well, I also did that, too, because the fish wasn't very big. How much can you eat, sir? Yeah. Well, they call me Gator for a reason. I can eat a lot. I still look good. I'm not called Little Baby Bird. All right.

I don't want to ask this question because I don't want to have to buy you food, but Teresa, would you like to go on a second date with Gator? We will pay for it. No. No, I'm good. Thank you, though. Look, I know you don't want to go another day with me,

but we did have a really good time to vent off. We were laughing, and I shouldn't have eaten off your plate sneakily. I'm sorry. Next time I'll ask if I can have a bite. Hey! Will there be a next time, Teresa? I feel like you should give him just one more chance.

You had fun! Okay, only if he admits that saying when he paid for the food, it was technically his, that better have been a joke. I agree with that. That was a joke. Bad joke. Yeah. Yeah, right.

Well, we'll pay for it. So the food that you guys eat is technically ours. And I'm going to come over and eat off of both of your plates, okay? That works. That sounds good to me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Gator is

ready to chow down. Alright, you guys. We'll get it all set up and send you out on another date. Teresa, thank you very much for your time. Yeah, thank you. She sounds your time. Yeah, thank you. She sounds so excited. And Gator, go get some food now because I'm sure it's been a few minutes.

You're probably starving. Actually, I didn't tell you guys this, but I've been eating since the entire phone call. Broken Jubal in the morning. I got a text in at 78592 that says, I'm amazed that you go on a date with a guy named Gator and him eating your food is the worst thing that happened. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Gator, that's not his real name, that is his nickname,

wanted to call Teresa. He couldn't figure out why she wasn't calling him back after they went to dinner. And it turns out that every time she would get up and go to the bathroom, he would eat some of her food. calling him back after they went to dinner. And it turns out that every time she would get up and go to the bathroom, he would eat some of her food. Sneaking bites of her food, and that was weird to her. Well, it's weird to anybody, and she was testing him. Like, she went to the bathroom like four times just to see.

Her plate had to have been half missing by the time she was done with his plate. He said he's got a big appetite. That's one of the reasons that he's called Gator and just wanted to eat her food. They did actually agree to go out again, which is interesting. But I don't know if next time maybe he'll at least let her know that he wants a bite of her food instead of just trying to steal it. All he has to do is next time eat her whole plate and order her another plate. So just swap them out. That's what appetizers are for.

I don't understand why everyone is missing this. Get a dessert, man. Everybody's in support. Do some. I don't understand why everyone is missing this. Get a dessert, man. Do some courses. Everybody supports Gator. Everyone likes him. Everybody's like, nah, it's all good. Gator can sneak food. Somebody else texted in and said they actually want to date Gator. They liked him that much. Oh my gosh. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show

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