Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Gramp Stamp

Episode Date: October 31, 2012

If you're going to get a TATOO of your Grandpa, make sure it's not anywhere near your butt! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You want to know if you're absolutely terrible at dating? This is the one way to do it. Second date updates. Again, if you go out with someone and they blow you off and you want to find out why, just email us. We'll call them for you to get to the bottom of the problem. We've got Becky on the phone right now. She emailed us about a guy named Xavier. Hi, Becky.

Hi, Jubal. What's going on? Congratulations, Brooke, also. Thanks, yeah. I dated a lot before I found one to get married to, so don't you worry. I had a lot of no callbacks in my life. Unless the issue with Xavier

was that you told him you wanted to get married right away, then we didn't even need to call him. Hey, I'm trying to make her feel better about the situation, alright? I've been there. That's all I'm saying, Becky. I've been there. What happened? So, I'm trying to make her feel better about the situation, all right? I've been there. That's all I'm saying, Becky. I've been there. What happened? So I met Xavier last week at church, and we went out one night, and we went to dinner. It was a great dinner.

I mean, he was just so sweet. He paid for dinner and everything, and we went back to his house afterwards. Prayed all night. Right. We didn't do it which is something that I really didn't want to do

but we did do a little more than kissing a little dry hump action and it was really weird because at some point he just stopped and like kind of stopped the whole thing

and was like I gotta go I gotta go I gotta be somewhere tomorrow morning so I was like okay well and he was like

yeah you know I'll give you a call. And I don't know. It's been like a week now. And I'm just wondering what happened. Okay. Have you tried to get a hold of him? No.

Because I just, I mean, if he wants to date me, I would assume that he would call me. I kind of want to be courted. Yeah. Yeah. Could he have had a midnight church service that he was going to? Prayer circle? Lydia got it, didn't she? And you're upset because you weren't invited.

Okay, Becky, we're going to call him right after this. We're going to ask him why he hasn't called you or anything. You'll get your second date update next. Moving 92.5 Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. Next. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

Becky emailed us about a guy that she went on a date with who she met at church. His name is Xavier. They had dinner, went back to his place, and kind of fooled around a little bit. And then, I don't know, at a certain point, he was like, you feel like he got freaked out, Becky? I don't think he got freaked out. I hope not. So he just stopped what you guys were doing and said he had to go.

Right. Okay. And then he was a good kisser. You'd kiss him again. Oh, yes. He was a great kisser. Okay. So you're into it.

Becky's into it. Okay. We're going to call him right now. Hello? I was looking for Xavier. This is he. Hey, man, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5.

Oh, yeah, I know you, man, but you're the prank guy. Yeah, I am. I am the prank guy. No, man, I don't want it, but you're the prank guy. Yeah, I am. I'm the prank guy. Nah, man, I don't want it, man. I don't want it. This is not how a phone tap usually starts. I don't usually introduce myself right off the bat. I'm calling about something else, Xavier.

I just want to ask you if you know a girl named Becky. Yeah, she looks good. I know Becky. Okay. She looks good. You met Becky at church, right? You guys went on a date a week ago? Yeah.

We hung out once. We had drinks. We had a little bike to eat. Touched and know each other, you know. Did our thing, you know what I mean? I like you, Xavier. There's like no question about like, you're not even asking why we're calling. You're just like, yeah, whatever, man.

My question to you is why haven't you called her back after you guys went out? Oh. Now you're hesitant. You know, it just wasn't right. Sometimes you know, yeah. Xavier. Xavier, sometimes you know yeah is not an answer. Here's the deal.

Help Becky to understand maybe what went wrong so that she can learn from it. You know, I don't want to feel bad about nobody. She's so sweet. Okay. But I think she's got commitment issues. She might be seeing somebody else. You know, she's got, you know. Xavier, Xavier, Xavier.

Let me stop you right there. Like, what do you mean commitment issues and attachment issues and all that okay so we like making out we're doing our thing you know whatever I get down around you know around her back a little lower she had a tattoo of this dude's a sailor Like she's a pirate Okay so she had a tattoo Of another dude's name on her And is that when you stopped

Making out with her When you saw that Yeah Like whose property is this You know what I mean You know what I mean I'm sorry Wait wait wait

That's why you haven't Called me back Hello Xavier that's Becky She's on the phone With us right now Go ahead Becky Ask him a question So you just saw My tattoo on my back And that's why. She's on the phone with us right now. Go ahead, Becky. Ask him a question.

So you just saw my tattoo on my back, and that's why you didn't call me back, because I had a name on there. Yeah, somebody else's name. Like, what's that about? And that's only just what I saw. What other things you got all over your body? Xavier. You know, first of all, maybe you should ask me what it meant.

Yeah, it's a guy's name, but it's my grandfather's name. That meant a lot to me. Becky, did you get your grandfather's name tattooed on your ass? It's not directly on my ass. It is, like, up on your ass. And tell me why is that. You know what I mean? Like, that's just weird in itself.

That's a little strange, Becky. Yeah, a lower back tattoo of a family member. Normally those are known as tramp stamps. I don't know why you would put a family member on your lower back. That's a little odd. I don't think it is, you know. My grandpa meant a lot to me. I mean, it's somewhere hidden.

I didn't want it to be somewhere just blatantly out in the open. Becky, how would you feel if Xavier had his grandmother's name tattooed on his ass? I get what you guys are saying, but it wasn't on my ass. It's not on my ass. It's a little bit above there. It's a little topsy. It's more tasteful than that. Okay.

Okay. All right. Well, the show will pay for you guys to go on a second date if you want to. Becky, would you want to go out on a second date with Xavier? Yeah, I would want to go out on a second date, but I just hope that next time if he has an issue, he would just ask me. Is that all the tattoos you got? No, I have one more that's behind my neck.

It's my mom. Oh, I saw that one. That's cute, though. He likes that. All right. Xavier, knowing now that this is her grandfather's name and it's not completely on her ass. Oh, man, I don't know. It's really

close to her ass, yo. Hey, Xavier, think of it this way. It says a lot that family is important to her. Yeah, all right. Whatever. Yeah. Xavier, you play your cards right. Your name could be the next one on our ad. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got,

and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. to explore this idea in my podcast and now mini questions is returning for another season we've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions including jane lynch delaney rowe and cord jefferson listen to mini questions on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts seven questions limitless answers