Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Grocery Hop

Episode Date: April 7, 2014

There's a fine line between doing something CREATIVE on a first date and just being a CHEAPSKATE... Hunter's date with Aubrey is definitely one that we've never heard of before. But there's a reason that Aubrey has written him off. Find out what it is in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Try to recap some of the weirdest dates we've heard from the second date update. A lot of guys try really hard on their first dates to come up with creative ideas. They usually end up bad. Too much, guys. Don't you know our standards are low? We had the guy that did the K date. Oh, yeah. Both their names started with K, so they went to do everything was themed with Ks.

I don't remember all that they did. Didn't turn out well for him. No, it did not. The Macklemore date, the guy that took her to the thrift shop and then to a bar and to listen to Macklemore and dance to it all night long. That didn't turn out well for me either. This one is perhaps one of the strangest date ideas I've ever heard. Hunter is on the phone with us right now.

How are you, Hunter? Good. Tell us about your date. I mean, I didn't want to just do something stupid like dinner and a movie. I mean, I can do that. People do that all the time. I wanted to make it special. I wanted to make it memorable.

So I came up with the idea, grocery store hopping date. A grocery store. A grocery store hopping date. Yeah. What does that mean? And it was fantastic. I'm picturing supermarket sweep right now. So can you actually explain it?

Basically, I took her on kind of like a field trip between grocery stores so hunter basically did you just take her to run some errands with you i gotta get some groceries later on we're gonna laundromat it's gonna be fun it wasn't like that it was like we started at safeway and we got like some cheese and crackers and like a little appetizer. We got some cheap beers. We took it to my car. We just kind of chilled out, drank the beers,

had a little cheese and crackers. In the car? Do you at least have a nice car, or is she sitting in like a Toyota Tercel enjoying this beer? I've got a truck. I laid down in the back. We were able to lay down a blanket. We were able to eat the cheese and crackers. And we drove to the Whole Foods. We had a nice dinner, organic and everything, you know.

I started out ripping on your date and now I'm kind of like, that sounds like fun. Yeah, seriously. I don't know why, but it sounds like she was having a blast. We went and got some great food at Whole Foods, and then we were running around the store getting as many samples as we could. She loved that. We were getting brownies and stuff. You know another good reason to do this type of date, Hunter, is it's probably pretty cheap. Yeah.

I mean, except for going to Whole Foods. Yeah, seriously. Well, I mean, you get all the same, like, high-quality food, but you don't have to tip, you know? At least that's what I was thinking. Wow. That's kind of smart. That's so romantic of you.

Yo, baby, I'm going to take you to Safeway. You can get all the top rum that you want. 10 for 10, girl. I got my Safeway club car. Discount. Yeah, we go into the club. We go into the Safeway club, girl. No, but it was great. She was laughing.

We were running around. Then we drove the car after Whole Foods. We went to Albertsons, just got some mini donuts and stuff. Then we drove my truck out and just sat over a hill. We were just looking out and eating our donuts. It seemed great. All right. Did anything weird happen?

Did you make her angry? Else weird? Yeah, anything. Other than the date. I didn't think so. I even kissed her after we ate the donuts and then, you know, said, you know, I had a great time, took her home and it seemed to go great.

Okay. Now, Hunter, I give you style points, you know, points for originality, but I just want to let you know there's sometimes a reason people haven't done things a lot of times before. Because they might be bad ideas. Well, that's what I'm wondering. I'm wondering if that's what she's

thinking. But I think it's crazy because I thought we actually had a really good time. I don't know. If she's really holding it against me because she thought it was cheap or whatever. I mean, who really cares if you have a great time? Yeah, seriously. Have you guys been in contact at all since your date?

A couple days later, I waited a couple days because, of course, you know, I wanted to give her like a second or whatever. And I texted her. I said, I had a great time with you the other night. I'd love to see you again. And a day later, she sends me this text. Don't count on it. Oh. So you know that she's angry with you about something.

Yeah. Okay. But I have no idea what it could be because our date actually went really good. All right. Well, we'll play a song, come back, see if we can get her on the phone and get your second date update, okay? All right. All right, man. Just hold on.

I want to be free. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. All right, Hunter. Do you want to hear my theory on why your date went bad? Yeah. I think that you got a kiss at the end of your date, but it was a pity kiss. Uh-huh.

A pity kiss? Uh-huh. It didn't feel like a pity kiss. I think she felt bad for you because she thought you were broke and didn't have a lot of money. And that's why you had to take her to grocery stores. Whatever. I spent just as much as you'd spend on a normal date. He doesn't even know what it is.

Probably more. The dude went to Whole Foods. It's true. Probably more. Hunter is on the phone with us. If you just tuned in for the second date update, he took his date out on a grocery store hop. It's actually a creative idea. It's kind of a strange idea.

Hunter said he didn't want to go with dinner and a movie because it wasn't memorable. But sometimes bad things are memorable. He took his first date to a couple of different grocery stores. They had a first course at Safeway on the back of his truck. And then they went to Whole Foods, had their main course. And then went to an Albertsons for dessert, little donuts. And she kissed him at the end of the night. But when he tried to get a hold of her, she texted him.

What did her text say to you? She said, don't count on it. Because I said, hope to see you soon. Hope to see you again soon. Had a good time. All right. You ready to give her a call? Yeah.

Here we go. Hello? Hi, is Aubrey there? This is Aubrey. Hey, Aubrey, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. Did I win something or something? Nope, you didn't.

I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners. Okay. His name is Hunter. Yeah, okay. And the reason I'm calling you is because Hunter really enjoyed your time together. He would love to see you again. But apparently when he texted you asking if you would go out, you texted him back saying, don't count on it.

Right. He emailed us because he was hoping we could help find out why. Can you tell us? We went out on a date, which was, honestly, it was kind of unique and different. And at first, I wasn't really sure what to make of it, but it started out really well. So, Aubrey, you actually liked his little grocery store tour date. Oh yeah. Yeah. So you know about it. Yeah. He told us all about it, but why'd you text him that you're probably not going to see him again? Something happened at the very end of the date

that was entirely unacceptable to me and just sort of ruined everything. Can you tell us what that is? He was taking me back to my house and we kissed. I don't know if he told you that. And then he said he had a gift for me and he takes this mango out of one of the bags that he had in his car from one of the

stores we'd been to and he gives it to me and he tells me that he stole it from me. What? He stole a mango for you? Yeah, and, like, he was kind of proud. Like, he said it like I was going to be impressed or touched in some way. And, like, I was stunned.

I shoplifted for you. I committed crimes. So he stole an item from the grocery store and gave it to you and then bragged about it. And you're like, I don't want to go out with this dude ever again. A piece of fruit. Aubrey, is there a small possibility he could have been joking? He seemed really like this was a gesture. And he seemed really sincere.

And I think that, I mean, I'm pretty sure my face was pretty shocked. Really? You don't think he was joking? You think he actually stole the product from the grocery store? I You don't think he was joking? You think he actually stole the product from the grocery store? I really don't think he was joking. I mean, obviously, I was only around him for a couple of hours, but it didn't seem like his type of humor to say something like that. How about this?

I got a good idea. How about we ask him? Because he's actually on the other line right now. It was the mango? Are you serious? Hunter, you stole property from a store and then stole a 69 cent mango it was it's a mango yeah it's a mango but it's stolen property you stole it and then you gave it to me and made it my responsibility and i had to drive all the way back to that store to pay for it.

What? Did you really? Oh, my. Their property, it's a piece of fruit. It's a piece of earth, Aubrey. You made her an accessory to the crime. A piece of earth? Did you or did you not pay for everything else that we ate that night?

Of course I paid for everything else. Of course. Well, I did steal one banana at the beginning. But it was like, it had nothing to do with the day. Hunter, did you just say that you also stole a banana? Yeah, I stole, I mean, I just took a snack at the beginning. Are we talking to the grapefruit thief of the Northwest? Like, are you just taking fruit from stores?

It's fruit. Have you ever seen the samples in the store? You know, you can taste the grape. You can have a banana. You can have a mango. It's just fruit. No, you can't. No, you can't. You just don't care? You're just taking all their products? He thinks they're samples. I mean, if you're buying like 60 bucks worth of

groceries, you can take a fruit or two. I like your thinking. I like your thinking. Gift with purchase. It's not a cherry, dude. I like your thinking, Hunter. I think that's a great idea. No, Jeevil, it's not. Thank you. Oh, my God.

You're welcome. Payment's not optional. So, Aubrey, you actually drove all the way back to the store and paid for the mango? Yeah, because, you know, I go to that store, and then I start thinking, and I'm like, what if they saw I'm taking it, and they saw me with him? So I had to make up a story where I was like, I was in here earlier and I took an extra one and I looked at my receipt and I guess I didn't pay for it. I'm really sorry.

Like, you know. A picture of Aubrey. First of all, Aubrey, they don't care. First of all. I think they do. Here and there, I take a fruit if I'm shopping, but I don't always take it. And more than anything, I was just trying to show you that, you know, we could be spontaneous. Next up, Aubrey.

Aubrey, it starts at a mango, and then next up, let's go rob a bank. Why not? Really, really, on a date. Best being spontaneous is breaking the law. Yeah, well, okay, you break the law a little bit on your first date. It's exciting. There's other ways to have an exciting date, Hunter, without the possibility of ending up in jail.

Oh, my God. You're going to end up in jail for stealing a mango. Anyways, I wasn't trying to. That wasn't my intention, all right? I was just trying to have fun with you. Aubrey, would you be willing to go out with Hunter again on a second date? I will pay for it. He won't have to worry about him stealing anything.

Maybe some silverware if I send you to a restaurant, but... I don't believe that it's even about the money for him. I think he just enjoys the rush of breaking the law, so no, I am sorry. I'm not putting myself in that position again. Good for you, girl. There you go. Stand up for your morals. This is actually the first second date update that we've done.

We're at the end of it. I feel like I should alert the authorities. Hunter, you're going down. I'm putting a call to my buddies at the precinct right now to let them know that I've caught the mango thief. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.

That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices

of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty,

and my latest interview is with Mel Robbins. Work has been seen as the number one cause of stress. How can the let them theory help? As you notice the stress come up, Jay, you're simply going to say, let them. You have no idea right now how much time and energy is being wasted because of other people's behavior. It's like a death by a thousand cuts.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.