Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Hailstorm Dates a Bartender

Episode Date: March 23, 2016

Friend of the show, Haley (aka "Hailstorm") is back, and she thinks she may have found a true love connection with a bartender she recently met. They even made long-term plans together for the future! So what's the problem? Find out in the Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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There's that noise. And you know what that means. That means that Hailstorm is back. What's up, Hailstorm? Hey. How are you guys? What's going on? Oh, I miss you guys.

I haven't talked to you in so long. I know. It's been a while. How do you like being on the show, Haley? Everybody just makes fun of you afterwards. No, they don't. Oh, my God. No, they don't, Hailstorm.

If you are unfamiliar with who Haley is, she goes by Hailstorm. She's been on the show a few times before. She's had some problems with some photographer dudes trying to take her picture for Instagram. We helped her out with that. And now she wants to do a second date update. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, you guys. I think I found him.

I really like this guy. And he's not a photographer. That's good to know. That is the first smart thing you've done in a while. I'm glad you've moved on from the photographers. What's this guy do? Well, he is a bartender. His name is Derek. Oh.

So hot. Oh, my gosh, guys. How did you meet Derek? So, I went to this bar with my girls, and he was the bartender there. And he was, like, giving me free drinks all night. He gave me, like, three Red Bulls vodka and, like, three cranberry vodka and three Diet Coke and vodka. Like, he was, like, the vodka fairy all night. The vodka fairy. Haley, before we get any further, please tell me that you guys actually went out on a first date,

and this isn't what you consider your first date with him. Well, later on, it was the first date. Later that night. Okay. What does that mean? You went home with him? Yeah. Hold on.

Let me tell a story, okay? First of all, I have to describe him because he's so hot. He looks like he could be in a band because he has all these tattoos on his arms. He looks so tough and like, oh my gosh, he's so hot. Did you get a lot of time to talk to him at the bar while he was giving you free drinks or was he just busy? No, he was really busy, but he kept checking in on me and he wink at me or like touch my hand when he was giving me the drinks he was just being like very flirty like very sweet and just super into me which like i can't blame him yeah i will i do applaud your confidence hayley thank you anyway after like my girls were like, all s*** faced

and like, needed to leave and so, they left and I stayed because I was just like, ready to hang out with this boy.

Ready to pounce on the bartender. Had he asked you to hang out at that point or were you just lurking and hoping that he was going to? Well,

he saw them starting to leave and he was like, you're not leaving, are you? And I was like, no, of course not. And he was like you're not leaving are you and i was like no of course not and he was like here's another red bull and vodka yeah and like the bar started to slow down because it was getting later so he had more time to stay and talk to me

and he was telling me how he has this dream to own his own bar and like he said to me oh my gosh it was so hot he was like you know if i ever had my own bar i would use your silhouette on the sign and i was like yeah you would really that you know that's high praise i mean if you wanted to use your image for his business yeah and i was like so about it because like no one's ever said to me before like a lot of guys have called me hot but that was like a new level like hello i want you to be like my marketing yeah i mean he's basically saying you're his muse yeah what's that don't worry about it all right so did you just hang out with him at the bar? Well, he was closing up, and he was, you know, starting to, like, get ready to go, and he was like, hey, do you want to go back to my place?

And I was like, listen, I'm not that kind of girl. Like, I'm not just going to go home with you straight away. So instead, we went to the parking lot, and we fooled around in his car. What? Kaylee, how is that classier? It totally is classier. Like, I showed that, like, I'm flexible, but also, like, not easy, you know? It sounds pretty easy.

So you wouldn't go home with him, but you guys went to his car to make out and stuff? Yeah, totally. Like, it was very PG. It was like high school, you know? That was probably fun. Yeah, it was. And it was like give him a taste but like don't give him the whole meal.

You know? What else did you like about him besides hot and he was a good make out? Hello, free drinks. That is a big positive. Did you guys actually go out on a date though? Who goes on dates anymore? Are you joking?

I mean, this isn't the 50s. Right, I'm sorry. My bad, I'm sorry about that. Get with it. Okay, so have you guys talked after? So this is why I'm calling because I'm having a problem. So we exchanged numbers and everything was good. And he gave me a ride home, which was like so gentlemanly.

I was like, oh my gosh, you're such a hot guy. That is nice. That's great. And then I didn't really hear from him. And so I went into the bar with some of my girlfriends just to, like, say hey and, like, you know, hit those free drinks again. Yeah. And he was, like, kind of acting weird. He was also super, super busy.

And so I can't fault him for that because, like, obviously he's a hard worker. He's working hard, serving drinks, da-da-da. But, like, hello, pay attention to me. We had an awesome night. You know, I'm all for a good drunken makeout session. I think that's great. But were you really expecting more from this relationship? I mean, he shared his dreams with me.

I'm sure he doesn't do that with, like, every girl. You're probably right. Absolutely. You know, guys don't just share their dreams with anybody, Hailstorm. Yeah. And he said that he wanted me

to be his silhouette on his sign. That's true. He did. I forgot about that. Like, hello, it's me, Hailstorm. Okay, well,

we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update, all right? Thanks, guys. Ruck and Jubal in the morning. Second date Update.

Yep, if you're just tuning in for today's Second Date Update, that would be the theme music for Hailstorm. Her real name is Haley, but she goes by Hailstorm. Hear the thunder clap. And she's on the phone today for a second date update. She met a bartender who was very sweet to her and gave her a lot of free drinks. And they hung out after his shift was over, made out in his car. And now he's not calling her back.

And she's very upset about that. Hailstorm, are you ready to give him a call and find out why he's been brushing you off? Yeah, guys. Let's get to the bottom of this. Oh, my gosh, Haley. Haley, what are you hoping for out of this relationship with this bartender? I'm hoping to be the first lady of his bar. First lady.

He's so freaking hot. He looks like a little rock star. And, like, I could be, like, his Kate Hudson. Like, when she was, she was married to that guy That like rock star guy I have no idea who you're talking about Okay cool Alright well I'm going to dial this phone number right now

And see if we can get him on the phone okay Okay Alright now remember you got to be quiet Until I bring you on the phone Can you do that? I don't know Okay well try for me Okay I don't know. Okay, well, try for me. Okay. Okay.

Hello? Hi, I was looking for Derek. Yeah, this is him. Hey, Derek, how are you? My name is Jubal, and I host a morning show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Excuse me? It's a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Excuse me? It's a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. No way.

Yeah, how are you, man? What's up? I'm good, and you guys? Not too bad. You ever listen to the show? On occasion. I mean, I'm a bartender, so sometimes either if I'm up late or for some reason up early. But, yeah, I know you guys. Okay.

Well, I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. About me? Yeah. They wanted us to get in touch with you because you're not calling them back. Okay. Who asked you to do this? Well, I'm going to go out on a limb here and just guess that you probably know this person. Because she leaves quite a mark on people that she meets.

Her name is Haley. She likes to go by Hailstorm. Oh, my God. Yeah. She's pretty intense. That is one description that you could use. Well, she emailed us because she said that you guys hung out one night, and now you won't text her back,

and she said she even came into your bar the other day, and you kind of ignored her. She said all that? Yeah. Yeah, she told us a lot about you, actually. Oh, and what did she say? Well, she said that you're a hot bartender with a bunch of tattoos and long hair, and you look like a sexy rocker.

Yeah. Would you deny that? I guess not. She also told us how you hooked her up with a bunch of free drinks and then later on in the evening you guys went out to your car and made out a little bit. All true.

I can't deny any of that. And she was super pumped about meeting you because apparently you said that you're going to open up a bar someday and you want to use her as your logo. Well, okay. All right. Hold on. Yeah, we were, like, talking after I got, like, done with work. We were in my car.

And I mentioned that, like, I hope to one day, like, open my own bar and that, like, she has, like like a great figure that would make like a great silhouette for my logo but like was that let me ask you a question before you continue was that a line like do you use that on girls at the bar all the time no like she's sincerely like smoking hot like that like she has a great body but like i didn't really like mean it and and let's figure out a logo tomorrow. You were just saying in general, she would make a great... Yeah, like someday. Yeah, I mean, someone with a body like that

would make a great logo. For like semi-truck mud flaps and bar logos. Yeah, right? What didn't you like about her then? Why are you kind of blowing her off? I mean, it sounds like you thought she was at least hot. She's just sweet and, like, sincere. Like, she wanted to help.

But, like, the next day, she started texting me and sending me attaching photos of headshots for, like, which one did I want to use for the bar. So it was more like you said, hey, you could be the logo for the bar one day because you're that attractive. And she, in her mind, was like, oh, my God, he told me I'm the logo for this new bar that is opening right now. I'm telling everyone. Yeah, exactly. That doesn't seem like it's enough to write somebody off. No, like, she wouldn't stop. Like, from there, she, like, was texting me all day long about it.

Like, my phone was just blowing up. What? It was like we were business partners all this time. Hey, Derek, I do want to let you know that Hailstorm is actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Like what? Yeah. Hailstorm?

What? Hey. Oh, hey. How's it going, Haley? Not so good. I heard everything you said. I had to mute my phone because I couldn't be quiet. But I heard everything.

Well, I mean, I don't know what you want me to say. Everything I just said happened. Well, guess what? I'm a doer. I was trying to help your dream. And I'm sorry that you are a lazy person who doesn't want to actually just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk and doesn't actually do anything with their life. Hold on. I told you that I wanted to open a bar one day, like not the next day. And I do want to use your body and my logo, but, like, I'm not ready to start picking those out today. You know what? You're a jerk.

You got me all excited about this bar we were going to open together, and now you're, like, being all lazy. I told you I wanted to open a bar one day. I even gave you name suggestions, okay? I don't know why you wouldn't say that. Yeah, okay. Haley's Hole in the Wall or Haley's Hole. Like, I can't call a bar that. Haley's Hole.

I love it. I think it's a great name. The town I grew up in had a bar called Joe's Hole. It's real popular. For the type of bar I was telling her about, that's like, I can't. She wanted, like, custom cocktails, and it was, like, too much. That's amazing. I would totally go about that's like I can't she wanted like custom cocktails and it was like that's amazing I would totally go to that bar though think about it okay Haley's Hole is such a cute name it's like oh out of the way like oh it's like a hidden place but it's also like

you like think about like oh it's like kind of sexy. Like, ooh, who's Hailey? And like, maybe we're going to see her there. Like, what's up with Hailey? Yeah, it's a family establishment for sure. I'm sorry, Derek, but she's kind of funny. It is funny. Oh, I mean, for sure, but I don't think intentionally. But why wouldn't you give her another second chance? I mean, she's got so much energy.

She obviously really likes you. Yeah, she's into you. That is for sure. Yeah, I do have a lot of energy, and I am hilarious. I was voted funniest in my high school class, okay? Awesome. Can't argue with results. I need to recognize that I would make a really great business partner.

I know about nightlife. That is my life. I go out every night. I appreciate your wanting to help, but, like, I have my ideas about this, and I, like, just think it's probably better for me to do it myself. Fine.

Do it yourself. You know what? I'm going to open my own bar. I'm going to open my own daily toll, and then I won't even let you come in. I won't even let you near the plate. Okay? You hear that, Derek? You're not getting anywhere near Haley's Hole ever.

Ever. I do have to ask though, since this is a second date update. Derek, would you like to go on a second date with Haley? We will pay for it. Oh, man. You know, I think I'm going to pass. I appreciate it, though. Good. You know, I think it would have passed. I appreciate it, though. Come on.

Good. You know, it's just too much. You know what? I'm just enough. Amen, Haley. I'm sorry you didn't get a second date, but can we get an invite to Haley's Hole when it opens? Yes, please. You guys are going to be at the head table.

Awesome. Thank you. Head table at Haley's Hole when it opens? Yes, please. You guys are going to be at the head table. Awesome. Thank you. Head table at Haley's Hole. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Just got this text in at 78592 that says, Every time I hear hailstorm on the show, I hate every person under 25 for a week. You're welcome. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning talking about today's second date update.

Hailstorm was back again. Yes. She's called into the show a few times for Awkward Tuesday phone calls, and now she's done a second date update. She met a bartender named Derek, and Derek wasn't calling her back because he told her, which I still think is a line, hey, I'm only doing this bartender thing for a while. I'm going to open up my new bar, and I could totally use your body as the silhouette, the new image for my business.

And she was super excited about that. Maybe a little too eager because after that, she kept texting him all the next day with plans to create their bar together. And he's like, that's a little too much. And she thought that she should call it Haley's Hole. I think that's a great name. Haley's Hole in the wall. Haley's Hole for short because she thought that would be funny. It is a funny name.

I do like it. And who would forget it? No one. Nobody. Nobody can ever forget Haley's Hole for short, because she thought that would be funny. It is a funny name. I do like it. And who would forget it? No one. Nobody. Nobody can ever forget Haley's Hole. Yep. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of

you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it.

For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.