Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Hands To Yourself

Episode Date: July 9, 2014

It all started with a "Girls Night Out" at the club (no guys allowed!)... and next thing you know. One of the girls is making out with a dude. Now she wants to reconnect with him! What went wrong? We'll find out what went VERY WRONG in the Second Date Update.(Image Courtesy: Emsi Production. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. I think we've all had those mornings where you wake up at like 2 in the afternoon, kind of groggy, wondering how you got home. Like, I think I remember being in a cab. I'm not really sure. That sort of happened for today's second dater, Mary, who is on the phone with us right now. Mary, how are you? Good. How are you guys doing?

Good. Thank you for your email. Appreciate it. Yeah, totally. So it's said that you met a guy out at a club. Mm-hmm. And then you sort of remember him taking you home why don't you explain what happened? Well, kind of embarrassing. I was just out at the club. There were some girlfriends, my roommate and we were out just like dancing, having fun time, like drinking, whatever. Girls night!

Yeah, just like normal night and you know like guys at clubs can usually be like aggressive and just like come up and like grind on you and it's like totally obnoxious yeah i personally have the girlfriend come in and try to rescue you by dancing with you and then you dance away yeah totally you like give them a look you have the sign you're like hey like get me out of this one. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, so we're kind of, like, doing that, going back and forth, just having, like, a girls' night out.

But then there was this one guy who just, like, seemed sweet. And what was, like, nice about him was that he actually asked me to dance. Like, he didn't just, like, come up on me. And that was, like, really refreshing. Isn't that sad that that's our standard in society today? Like, he just asked before he rubbed up on me and that was like really refreshing yeah isn't that sad that that's our standard in society today like he just asked before he rubbed up on me yeah so we were anyway we were like dancing a little bit and then kind of broke off from the group and got a drink and so you hung out with this dude at the bar all night well yeah i mean we were like drinking dancing like

so you hung out with the dude at the bar all night mean, we were, like, drinking, dancing, like, just kind of back and forth, like, having a fun time. So you hung out with the dude at the bar all night? I mean, we were dancing and drinking. Just say yes. So you hung out with the dude at the bar all night. That's pretty much what I'm saying, Mary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we were doing. So he seems great, so I, like, give him my phone number, and he, like, I don't even know how that happened, but he was like, you're awesome. I put your number in my phone. Here's my phone number. And he, like, I don't even know how that happened.

But he was like, you're awesome. Like, put your number in my phone. Here's my phone. Type it in. Type it in there. That is a good move. I've seen that happen quite a bit. Yeah.

So, like, here's what gets embarrassing. I gave him my phone number. And then things get really hazy. It sounds like it, Mary. The next thing I know, we're just like having one of those epic, super fun cab rides. I mean, it was all funny. It was like me and my roommate and him, we're all just kind of like laughing, like having a fun time.

But I think there was like a moment where he woke me up. I was falling asleep. You're like passed out on the way home but I do remember that he helped us get into our place okay so was it

like he was taking care of you I mean I've been out and I've been with drunk girls before and I'm like I'm gonna make sure they get home safe and I'll take a cab home and then put them into bed and then be like oh okay I guess she actually is passed out. I guess I should go. I mean, that's a nice thing, I think, for him to do if he was just trying to make sure you're safe. But, I mean, Jubal, is there ever a time where a girl passes out on you in a cab that you still find her attractive after that?

Oh, don't ask Jubal for a minute. Yes, I do. Get that power nap in, bro. You're going to be up for a while. You need to take a nap. Okay, so what's the last thing you remember from this guy? I guess he got us inside and got me in my room, and then the next thing I knew, like, in the morning, he's gone,

and my roommate and I are, like, kind of trying to piece together our night. Did he stay the night? No, he definitely didn't stay the night. But, I mean, I want to see him again. We haven't even kissed. I want to see him again and thank him. We had a fun time. Would you even be able to pick him out of a lineup?

Yes. Yes. I'm pretty sure. That's one thing I remember. If it was a lineup of some really blurry pictures, I could do it. So he got you into your place, okay, and left. Have you tried asking him out? Have you tried getting a hold of him?

Yeah, I tried to call him a couple of times and nothing. Wait, what's his name again? Steven. Do you know that it's his number that he left you in his phone? Yeah, I mean, his voicemail says, Steven, leave a message. Okay. Well, we'll play a song,

come back, call him, and get your second date update, okay? Cool. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. I just thought of something.

You did. Mary is on the phone with us. She wants to do a second date update. She met this guy, Stephen, when she was out drunk. Barely remembers him. They took a cab home. Her, her roommate, and him. All she remembers is him helping get her up to the place,

putting her in bed, and then he's never seen again. She said she talked about the evening with her roommate. Do you think that maybe her roommate could have done something with Stephen and isn't telling her? Yeah. Oh, and then he left because he didn't want to. Depends on how good of friends they are, right?

Marry? Yeah. What do you think about that? Have you thought about that angle? No, I have not thought about that angle. Uh-oh, she's a little angry. Now that you're thinking about that angle, is that a possibility?

I don't think she would do that. Why don't you just want to chalk this one up to a fun night out and let it go? I mean, I just feel really bad about the night, and I think he's really cute, and I just want to see him again. Okay.

We're going to dial the phone number right now, but you don't think there's any way that he couldn't be doing stuff with your roommate. You don't know it. You want this to be true, don't you Jubal? Maybe a little bit. I'm going to call him right now, okay? Here we go. Hello?

Hey, is Steven there? Yeah, that's him. Hey man, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. Okay. Okay. You ever heard of us? No, I haven't.

All right. You obviously don't live in America. We do a morning show here on Moving 92.5. We have a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. Okay. You recently went on a date with one of our listeners. I mean, I say date. It wasn't

really so much of a date. You recently met one of our listeners at a bar and helped escort her home. Oh, yeah. Rings a bell. Does this happen often or do you know who I'm talking about? I know who you're talking about.

Her name is Mary. Mary emailed us and said that she really liked meeting you. She thought you were an awesome guy. She admitted that she was probably a little bit too drunk at the end of the night, and she's been trying to call you ever since you helped her get home to thank you, but you're not answering any of her phone calls. I don't want to do this. I don't want to be on the radio for...

Yeah, sorry. Can we just... Just a few minutes of your time. I promise we'll let you go soon. No, no, no, hey. Oh, is he really gone? He did hang up, yeah. Dude, Mary...

What did Mary do? Yeah, Mary. Mary, how did you make this dude feel that uncomfortable that he's, like, scared of you? I don't know. Sweet Mary, why? Dancing. of you. I don't know. Sweet Mary, why? Dancing. What happened?

I don't know. Let's see if we can call him back again and see if he'll answer. I'll try to keep him on the phone. He does not sound like he wants to play, though. Yeah. Hello? Steven, it's Jubal from the radio station.

I already told you, I don't want to do this. I know, but please, just for a second. I promise I won't take a lot of your time. You don't have to go into too much detail. We're just trying to figure out what happened that night. No. For Mary's sake, okay? Because Mary wants to know.

She doesn't remember the night. You don't have to say anything about her if you don't want to. She just wants to know what happened. Everything's fine. She got wants to know what happened. Everything's fine. She got home. I got home. Then, sorry. Steven, I mean, she...

Why do you sound so angry, dude? She doesn't remember. It wasn't pretty. Did she, like, puke on you or something? No, she didn't puke on me, but she got a little too drunk for her own good. Yeah.

I mean, I took her and her roommate home, which was all sorts of fun. I'm in the back with her. The roommate was singing at the top of her lungs in the front with the cabbie who hated it.

Steven, listen. I can sympathize with you. I've been in that situation a lot. And it is the most annoying thing ever. I've actually been kicked out of a cab for doing that. I'm not lying. I've been you before, Steven. I've been the guy in the back that's been like,

oh my God, just make this end. So I understand your hesitancy to do this. But that was nice of you. Well, thank you. Was it just that you were embarrassed in the cab? That was it? Well, the whole thing was embarrassing. We got her in the cab.

Like I said, the roommate was a ball of joy. She was passed out in the back, grabbing up my junk. Nice. Grabbing at it? That's the way you want it done, you know? Yeah. To say the least. I mean, I don't need a drunk girl half passed out in a cab.

I don't need that. Yeah, it's not sexy. There's sexy grabbing at the drunk, and then there's not sexy grabbing at the drunk. And it doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl doing it. Did you tell her to stop? I mean, I pushed her away. She's like, oh, no, come on. Just let me doing it. Did you tell her to stop? I mean, I pushed her away. She's like, oh no, come on, just let me touch it. Try and tell a drunk girl something.

So she groped you and then passed out, and you helped her get into her room and then left, and you didn't want anything to do. Yeah, I had the cab hold out in front. We got her roommate to help me get her in. She was at least functional. So we got her into the house. She was passed out.

I left. I took the cab home, and here I am. All right. Well, thank you for sharing with us what happened. Yeah. Appreciate it. Yeah. I do want to let you know that Mary is actually on the other line

and heard everything that you just said, too. Really? Yes, she is. Mary the other line and heard everything that you just said too. Really? Yes, she is. Mary, go ahead and say hi to Steven. I am so embarrassed. Oh, Mary. Do you remember doing any of that, Mary? No, Steven, I'm sorry.

You're so nice. I'm not like that. I don't know what happened. Mary, that's never happened before? No, never. That you can remember. Right. Right.

That's not me. I am not like that. I don't know what happened. Yeah, it wasn't pretty. I mean, was it, like, a little sexy? No, it wasn't sexy at all. You know, it's fun at a club. It's fun to have a good time, but I don't want to go on a date like that, you know?

Yeah, well, I mean, she was drunk. Have you ever been drunk before, Steven? I mean, I get it. I'm not judging her. I didn't want to freaking talk about it, you know? That's a good point, Steven. Here we are. It is a good point.

And now you got me on the phone with her. Do you think you could forgive her for a drunken mistake? She doesn't need my forgiveness. I don't give a shit, but there's a reason I didn't answer the phone. Oh, come on. Mary, I mean, you guys obviously had a connection at the beginning of the night. Yeah, I mean, we do, but once you don't want them to touch your... in the cab, it's the cab now.

Like, that kind of ruins it. That brings me to my next question, Stephen. Would you like to go out on a second date with Mary? We will pay for it. No alcohol. The groping is completely

up to you guys. I mean, come on, Stephen. We're having such a good time. I honestly, like, that's not like me. And I don't know. Let's just give it a second chance. I promise.

I'll, like, sit on my hands, like, whatever you're comfortable with. We'll have a bouncer follow you guys on the date. And if there's any appropriate touching, you know, we'll separate you two. How about that, Steven? Come on. I mean, Mary, I'm not trying to be a jerk, but I didn't answer the phone on purpose. And you call a radio show to have them call me and trick me to get you on a second date with you? Told me a ****, tried to play with a ****, damn near threw up in your bed.

I wanted to thank you for getting me home. You gave me a second shot. There you go, Steven. I'm glad you're home and I'm glad everything's safe, but next time, just think a little. Well, I mean, I don't even remember touching your... first of all. No, I just don't see myself going on a date with that energy, for lack of better words.

With that energy. Mary, how do you like being referred to as that energy? I'm not like that. I don't know what happened. Stephen, thank you for your time. I appreciate it. Mary, at least you left a lasting impression with Stephen. He will never forget you.

Yeah. Aw. Broken Jubal in the morning. We're so done with new year, new you this year. It's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini is because you know, you always like them more of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make

sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline's CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look

at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.