Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Hate Fest

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

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Oh, yeah. That's a good one. That's pretty good. Also, a booze-friendly off-leash dog park. What? Booze-friendly? I haven't been to a drunken dog park, but okay. Dude, that sounds so fun.

Highly recommend. Playing with dogs, too? And, of course, a children's backyard birthday party. What? No! Oh, party. What? Oh, yes. What is wrong with you? Let me tell you, Brooke, that kiddie pool turns into an R-rated splash zone by sundown.

Please tell me you're hitting on other parents, please. That's where one of our listeners, Eddie, met his love interest recently. Oh, great, Eddie. Eddie, you know all about that kiddie pool, don't you? Oh, yeah. Eddie, you sound like a perv. What's going on, man? Oh, you know, not much.

Just wanted to call about a date. Okay. Just perusing those children's parties looking for single mommies ready to hunt. Okay, he did do it. Yeah, all right. All right. Okay, he did do it. So, Eddie, tell us about the woman that I hope you're going to have us call today. What's her name? Adult woman. Fully grown.

The adult woman is Beth. Alright. And how'd you meet Beth? I mean, I guess you're at a children's party. I hope you have a child or you're just randomly showing up to parties. Where are we at? It was at my nephew's party. It was my nephew's 7th birthday party. Okay.

Okay, that's good. And who was Beth at this party? She was, like, the sister of one of the moms at the party. Okay. Pretty much everyone there did have kids. You know, it was like, Beth and I were, like, basically the only two people there that didn't have kids.

Okay, so she had no other option but to hang out with you. Lucky her. Yeah. The guy dressed up as Sponge kids. Okay. So she had no other option but to hang out with you. Lucky her. Yeah. The guy dressed up as SpongeBob. Right. So tell us a little bit more about Beth. So, yeah, she was just there. I guess she just didn't have anything going on that day.

She was hanging out with her sister. Her sister was a kid, went to the party. So we were just kind of chatting, and we actually bonded over how much we don't really like kids. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah. The irony. That's pretty funny. Single people like to do that.

You talk about what's around you when you're getting to know somebody. Yeah. Did you play Which Kid's the Worst? Which Kid's the Ugliest? Yes. You didn't say ugly, Jose. Well, that's a fun game. Okay.

It's like that game, marry, sleep with, or kill. Oh, yeah. But you can't really do it. There must be a child-friendly version of that game. Like adopt, abandon. Oh, I like it. That's a fun game. It's child-friendly.

There's only one positive there. That's the adopt one. Play with your kids. Yeah. Which one, Brooke? But anyway, we get it. You were having fun, enjoying the fact that you were both single and kid-free. Yeah. Which one, Brooke? But anyway, we get it. You were having fun. Oh, my God.

Enjoying the fact that you were both single and kid-free. Yeah. So we were just kind of hanging out. We kind of drifted away from the party a little. It was just the two of us. And I don't know. I thought we were getting along. We exchanged numbers.

So what did you guys do for your date? Well, you know, we texted for a while. And then we set up a date to go out to dinner. Okay. Was this an adult restaurant that you went to, or did you hit up Chuck E. Cheese? You know, I couldn't get a table at Chuck E. Cheese, so we went to an adult restaurant. Oh, okay. Tough to get reservations there.

You do have to know somebody. Yeah. I know the guy who runs the ball pit. How did dinner go? You know, it was weird. The waiter was just really really bad the dinner itself was fine but like the whole experience was marred by this awful waiter what did he do that was so bad oh i mean like some of it was just kind of typical bad waiter stuff like he forgot to bring our appetizer

out before he brought out our entrees but the weirdest one for me was Beth's fork was like dirty. It hadn't been cleaned. She asked him for a new fork and then he just straight up left with the fork, didn't say anything, and then just brought back the same dirty fork. Gross. Oh, man, you're distracted, dude. That sucks because it can really ruin your romantic dining experience if the waiter's being careless. Right.

Yeah, I mean, you know, some people have bad days or whatever, and I get it, but it's like at a certain point, it has to be clean. Yeah. Like, it has to be hygienic. Was there any positives of the night between you two? I mean, not including the waiter? Mm-hmm. I mean, again, we were kind of bonding over something we didn't like, which in this case

was the waiter. You guys are, like, miserable but loving it. It's nice to have that common thread between you two. And like after he brought our food, he was like, can I get anything else for you? And she was like, a different waiter would be nice. Oh. Did you like that or did you think it was too far? I mean, I thought it was kind of brave and cool.

Oh, my God. It turned you on, didn't it? Wow. I'm not going to say it didn't turn you on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Eddie likes a little bit of abuse in his life. So how did dinner end?

You know, we ate our food. It was fine. I paid for the check. I didn't try to sleep with her or make out with her or anything. We had a hug. That's good. I mean, yeah, but some women like when you try and kiss them and sleep with them. That's sometimes the goal.

She could have invited me up, you know, like if she wanted something, she could have been like come up for a drink. And she didn't. So I read the room. OK. Have you gotten any indication from her, you know, why she's not interested? No. After that date, she hasn't really been in contact with me. I've tried to talk to her, but it's it's weird. I'm getting ghosted and I don't know why. I'm just going to say though, real quick, it'd be really bad if she ended up dating that waiter.

If that's what it turns out to be. She hated the waiter. I know, but she obviously enjoys the negative energy with the children and with the waiter. Maybe she feeds off of it. We'll find out. I need to date her then because I'm bad at so much stuff. I got a shot. You guys are awful. Don't even put that stuff in my head. off of it we'll find out we'll find out just a second okay hold on all right if

you're just tuning in for part two of the second date update we're on the phone with Eddie and Eddie called us about a woman named Beth after she's not returning his calls after their date and these two lovebirds bonded over hate. You know, all the things that most people hate, they also hate. Kids, waiters, hooking up. They hate hooking up. Otherwise, they would have done it. Who hates hooking up?

Eddie does. But you know what? He's hoping to reconnect with Beth and maybe get some answers when we call her here in just a moment. I just want to say I don't hate hooking up. Oh. It's just not your favorite. I mean, Eddie, you know, when we recap that, do you think that there's any chance that maybe you concentrated too much on, like, the negative aspects of your date, of the waiter screwing up? You know, maybe you harped on it too long?

I mean, it's possible, but that's kind of her vibe. That's kind of why I like her so much. Yeah, I know. But maybe you're stealing her thing, you know? Yeah, exactly. And she hates that about you, which is why she also loves you. Yeah, maybe that's why she hasn't texted me back. She had too good of a time. What is this feeling? I think we're on to something, but let's why she hasn't texted me back. She had too good of a time. What is this feeling? I think we're on to something, but let's give Beth a call and find out for sure. You ready to do this, man? Yeah, let's do it.

Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Beth? This is Beth. Hi, Beth. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I was hoping you had a moment. Hi.

I get that a lot. I was hoping you'd have a second to talk with us. What's this about? Well, on our show, we do a segment called A Second Date Update, and that's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show

and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay. Are you putting it together yet, Beth? Maybe. So we had a guy recently email us about you, and his name is Eddie.

Okay. We remember Eddie. Yeah, I remember Eddie. about you and his name is eddie okay okay we remember eddie yes uh yeah well eddie reached out to us because he had a really good time on his date with you at the restaurant but afterwards you're kind of blowing him off and he doesn't understand why yeah i'm just not sure if i should call him back or not i'm still kind of thinking about it like it's only been a few days so i'm just i haven't decided yet. Oh. Okay, so there's still a chance that you were going to call him

back. Yeah, there's a chance, but I don't know. Not a good chance. What's the problem? Like, what's causing you to think about it so hard? Well, I mean, I'm not totally against it, but there is just something about the date

that's still bothering me. Well, he told us that you had a bad experience with your waiter. Does that play into it at all? No, that was funny, actually. Oh, my God. I have to say, you are brutal. He told us what you said to the waiter at the end.

I mean, I was just saying the truth. Like, I've been a waiter before, and he was the worst yeah i mean eddie appreciated that you said that comment he thought it was hilarious the server's still crying somewhere but it's fine she goes back to that restaurant and trolls him every single day just to let it in you still suck but no seriously eddie wants to know what's the deal like how come you're taking so long to decide? I mean, you do sound like a pretty brutally honest person.

I mean, I pride myself on being honest. Yeah. Like, I think that's a positive trait. So what would you tell Eddie? Well, OK, so we were driving. He was driving and it just kept bothering me because as we're driving, we're on these like suburban streets like no one is around. And he keeps using his turn signal, which I don't understand why he was doing it.

You know, like the point is to like communicate to other drivers and no one was there. So I brought it up to him and I'm like, oh, yeah, you really love using that turn signal, huh? And he laughed it off, you know, like he was a good sport. And then later he used it again to pull out of the driveway with no one there. So I was like, oh, I don't know. That bugs me. I always thought that morons did that.

Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Morons? Slow down. Wait, Eddie. I was just going to come to your defense about how it was probably just habit.

Eddie, you ruined it. Yeah, it is just habit. Okay. Beth, hold on. We forgot to tell you that Eddie was on the other line listening. He jumped in a little bit early before we could really dive into this, but he's there. Moron's right here. The moron's here.

Okay. Eddie, why are you so upset? All she said was that you used your turn signal too much. Yeah, she was saying only morons use their turn signal. She was referring to me. Yeah, I said morons because only morons do that when no one's around. I didn't say morons use turn signals. Now we're splitting hairs. I cannot believe that you have not gotten back to me because I'm a safer driver than

you. Okay. Alright. Chill out, dude. Oh my god. Do you always act this stupid or is today like... Stupid? I mean... I'm stupid. Oh god. Try making a conversation with you at dinner.

Why are you guys just suddenly attacking each other? What happened? All Beth said was like there was a weird red flag in a habit that you had. I don't think she was attacking your character. It's just traffic rules. You do it all the time so that when there is traffic,

you do it without thinking about it. He's right. I always do it. I mean, that doesn't bode well if Jose is always doing it. When I hear safe, I hear boring. I always do it. I mean, that doesn't bode well if Jose is always doing it. When I hear safe, I hear boring. I know. Alexa says boring. Okay, no, no, no. Wait, wait.

He said something about trying to have conversation with me. I saw the wheels spinning in his head, but the hamster looked dead. I don't know why it took getting you on the radio to be honest with me about that you didn't like me. You're so honest about everything else. I don't see what it took getting you on the radio to be honest with me about that you didn't like me. You're so honest about everything else. I don't see what the problem is now. Like, oh, my God. If you were with me right now, you would see my eyes rolling. That's all I'm doing with this track.

Oh, you keep rolling your eyes. Keep rolling your eyes. We're going to find a brain back there. Oh, this escalated so fast. Fight, fight, fight. No, don't encourage that. Alexis, this escalated so fast. Fight, fight, fight. No, don't encourage that. Bless us. What happened?

I mean, it's just like two people bond over hating kids, and then suddenly they hate each other. I don't get where we... I've heard of Love Fest on our show, but this is our first hate fest, I think, for sure. Are you guys enjoying this, or are you actually angry? I'm just mad. I'm mad at all the other times that we were in the car together. Are you mad that I let a

pedestrian have the right-of-way, or should I just run him over? Would that have turned you on? Honestly, you know what? No. Honestly, go f*** yourself, loser. Oh, my God. Oh, you know what? Here's one for the road. You should call Mattel

because you're so fake. Barbie's jealous now. Okay, that's it. You should have Mattel because you're so fake, Barbies. Oh, Barbies jealous now. Okay, that's it. You should have quit while you were ahead on that. That didn't hit very well. As much as I want this conversation to continue so we can listen forever, I do need to stop down and ask real quick

if the two of you would like to continue insulting each other in person and we'll pay for that. Would you like to go out with Barbies? You couldn't pay me. You couldn'll pay for that. Ken, would you like to go out with Barbie? Yeah. You couldn't pay me. You couldn't pay me. Oh, burn.

Now he's burning us because we don't have enough money. How did you know we were broke? Yeah. Good one, Eddie. I feel like you two are too similar to go out. But Beth, I do need to ask for legal purposes. Would you like to go out on another date with Eddie? That's a hard no. A hard no. But what I am going to do after this phone call is I'm going to ask for legal purposes. Would you like to go out on another date with Eddie? That's a hard no.

A hard no. But what I am going to do after this phone call is I'm going to buy a cute little cactus and name it after Eddie because you're a f***ing prick. Oh! She's got zingers. Dude, don't come at her, Eddie. Oh, do me next. You're like a cloud.

Because when the clouds disappear, it becomes a beautiful day. You're a f***ing cloud. Oh, no. Wow. Still. All right. No. No.

No. Oh, bro. She's dead. That was terrible. If you're looking to insult somebody, maybe don't go with you're a cloud. Yeah. No one f***s all of you. Moving 92.5. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears

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