Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Hatin’ The Great Outdoors

Episode Date: January 30, 2017

We all know it too well.... One of our listeners really wanted a date, so she decided to LIE about her interests in order to snag a man! But now her date isn't calling her back... could she not keep up with her lie??? Find out in this podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update When desperation hits, people will do almost anything to get a date. A lot of dudes will sign up to take a class in order to meet a woman, like some sort of cooking class or a salsa dancing class or some sort of wine and painting night or something like that.

Personally, I've always had my old fallback to follow her around and take pictures from afar class and post them on social media and say that you two went on a date class. It's always worked very well for me. Well, Allison, who's on the phone to do a second date update right now Actually took a class to try to meet a dude And I guess it worked Because she met somebody, but now they're not calling her back

What's up, Allison? Hi, desperate, eh? Yeah, you're actually desperate enough to take a class, huh? You didn't like your intro, Allison? It didn't make you look good? I'll take it, I'll take it Yeah, sometimes you gotta do do what you got to do. So what kind of class did you take to meet a guy?

No, I don't want to say, but it was fly fishing. Oh, that's awesome. Isn't it cool? Yeah, that's a cool class to take. Well, I caught me one. There you go, girl. Did you do it by like throwing the hook into his mouth? No, I actually kind of impressed him because I caught a fish.

Oh, sweet. It's romantic. Cool. So how did you guys actually strike up a conversation in your class? Well, it had a lot to do with the fact that I was doing probably the best out of the class, and I think that everybody was surprised because I'd never been fly fishing. It was kind of like a dare from my best friend because they were brainstorming ways to meet a guy for me because I'm chronically single. Okay, so back to the whole desperate thing. So you'd never done this before, but you're beginner's luck, I guess? Yeah, I guess so. I mean,

I had done all the dating sites and I was just so bored with it. And so yeah, I tried something new. Okay. And was this a guy that had caught your eye from the start of class or was he someone who kind of grew on you? Definitely the cutest of the bunch, tall, dark, and handsome. You could tell he was super outdoorsy. And he approached you. He started the conversations and asked you out? Yeah, he was like, well, maybe you can get me some pointers.

He was really sweet about it. And then he kept flirting. And we wound up talking a lot after class when he asked me out. Okay. And what did you guys do for your date? It's interesting because he asked me out on kind of a doozy of a date because he asked me to go camping. And this is like an overnight camping trip. Wow, that sounds like more than a first date to me.

Yeah. I mean, was it with a group of people, or were you just going to go alone in the woods with a stranger? Alone in the woods with a stranger. It was like I took a leap of faith, but I went. So back to the desperation thing, right? Oh, yes, I guess I'm a little desperate. I totally went with him. That's crazy, man. I don I'm a little desperate. I totally went with him.

That's crazy, man. I would not, I don't care who it was. Really? First time meeting a person, they invited me camping? No way. But you wouldn't go camping anyway. No, well, definitely not. But I wouldn't spend the night with anybody in the woods for any reason first time I met them.

That is a lot of pressure. I mean, were you sharing a tent? Same tent, different sleeping bags. Okay, Okay. And are you an outdoorsy person? No. No, and I had faked it through my fishing class, and so I was a complete novice in the situation.

I had gotten the Camping for Dummies book so that I wouldn't seem completely useless. I just picture you spending thousands of dollars on camping gear so that you can, like, show up and look like you know what you're doing. You know, you're not too far off. All right, so did you fake it appropriately? Did he believe that you were a big outdoorsy lady? That sounds bad. That sounded bad.

I don't mean like big in stature. I just mean like a big outdoorsy person. I thought I did a pretty decent job of faking it, but he definitely handled the tent and the fire. I handled the s'mores, though. I could make a s'more. Okay. Good. So how was the overall camping experience with him? I thought it was good. I thought it might get a

little friskier than it did, because when he dropped me off, it was just a hug, you know? Wait, you guys stayed in a tent and you guys didn't make it out? No, we didn't make out. It was a hug at the end of date kind of thing. So you didn't do anything? You just went to bed in your tent? I mean, we talked a lot. We talked until like 2 in the morning.

And then he just kind of fell asleep. Okay, were you disappointed? A little, you know. I think every girl kind of wants to be kissed. But I also didn't want to be, you know, too easy. I didn't want to be like, oh, yeah, I'll go out to a tent with you. I didn't want to be that girl. Oh, I still think that girl is more fun, but whatever. Do you feel like he wasn't interested?

Now I do because I haven't heard from him. But it was just such a big first date that I guess I expected at least a call, you know? All right. So what do you think went wrong? Maybe I snored. I don't know. You just woke up drool on your pillow. There was no awkward moments for you guys?

I can't honestly think of anything except for maybe he is looking for someone who actually is outdoorsy because I'm not. Alright, well we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update, okay? Sounds great. All right, hang on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. You know, normally on these second date updates, when we talk about a woman faking it, it has a completely different meaning than today. Yeah. Because Allison, who's on the phone for a second date update today, faked it big time.

She wasn't even intimate with the dude. She faked that she's an outdoorsy lady just so she could go hang out with this guy. And she thinks the reason she's not getting a call back is because he saw through her little plan. I still can't believe you only got a hug out of a whole camping extravaganza. That's all you got. It baffles me, too. I mean, I was ready for just about anything.

Just about anything, unless it had to do with the outdoors, and then you had no idea how to handle it. If you missed the first part, Allison went camping with this guy a whole night. They slept in the same tent, didn't do anything, didn't even make out. Oh, don't remind me. Maybe you should have taken charge and made the first move. Maybe that's where you went wrong. You. Okay. That is really good women empowerment there. Well, I'm going to dial his phone number right now, Allison. See if we can get him on the phone and find out what went wrong. Okay. Okay. Thank you.

You're welcome. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Dylan, please? Yes, please. Hey, Dylan, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. From what? Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

It's a radio show uh okay no idea i don't really listen to radio okay not obvious at all we are a morning radio show program and one of your friends listened and actually emailed us about you one of my friends well somebody that you know emailed the show and wanted us to get a hold of you. Who? I can't think of any of my friends that would email a radio show.

Oh my God, you sound disgusted at even the thought of them tuning in to us. Her name is Allison and you guys went on a little camping trip recently. Oh, okay. Okay.

Well, Allison emailed us and told us about how she met you and how you guys went on a little camping date but now she says you're not getting back to her and she's wondering why so she thought maybe we could help and figure it out if she wants you to help her figure out why i'm not calling her back am i getting this right. Yes. It's a segment we do on our show called The Second Date Update. So is there any information that you can give us so that we can tell Allison why you don't want to see her again? Why don't I want to date her? Yeah.

I don't know. Like tons of reasons. There's tons of reasons? Yeah. I mean, like, what do you want? Like specifics? Yeah, I would love a few. If there's tons, I don't know if we have time for that,

but maybe like the top three things you didn't like about her. And how do you go from, like, inviting a girl on an overnight camping trip to having multiple reasons that you don't like her? I think it was just a bad idea. Like, you should probably know somebody before you go on a camping trip with them, so lesson learned. Yeah, that was my first thought. I was kind of surprised that you asked a girl to go camping with you that you didn't even know.

So were my buddies. So what was so bad about it, though? Well, I camp a lot. You know, I'm into like bushcraft and being out in the woods. Like, that's my thing. Right. bushcraft and being out in the woods like that's my thing right and she kind of let on but like she was an outdoorsy kind of girl and that she was into it but no she's a city girl i mean it's there's i don't think she'd ever been camping before in her life so you were grossed out that she couldn't carry a 50 pound pack up into the woods and survive for a couple days no it's not about that it's not about how tough you are or

how strong you are it's more about just like the ease with which you can get into nature and that just never happened for her the ease of how you can get into nature that's hard for jubile to understand yeah it's just an interesting way to say. What do you mean by the ease of how you can get into nature? So, like, there's no cell phone service, right? Right. It's like, that's the point, to be kind of cut off. Yeah, and I've been thinking about that. Why don't they put towers up there where people camp?

They should have some towers up there, don't you think? I mean, you're joking about it, but that's the thing. Like, she could not deal with being cut off. Like, the second we got there, she's got her cell phone out. She's taking pictures, which is fine. But then she's just complaining the whole time that she can't post any of the pictures to her Instagram. Yeah. I can see where that would be a little obnoxious.

Did you address it with her? Like, hey, that's kind of the point of why we're out here. I mean, at first, you know, I kind of tried to play along and be like, yeah, well, you know, that's sort of the point. But she just kept going on about it. Finally, I just shut down. I was like, all right, she's just going to complain about it, and I'm just going to keep setting the tent up. All right, so was her not liking the fact that you didn't have cell service the first thing that tipped you off, that she wasn't really as outdoorsy as she pretended to be?

Yeah, I mean, like, she was scared to go to the bathroom. It was like one of the biggest things, you know, like there are no bathrooms at the campground. So, you know, if you have to use the bathroom, you go about 100 yards away from the campsite. That's like safe camping, you know, to keep the bears away. You don't want animals to know that you're there. Yeah, you dig a hole if you have to. I get it. But she wouldn't do it.

What? She went out there and she would come back and be like, I can't do it. I'm too scared. What? So I like the whole time she tells you

she's an outdoorsy person and then she has to go to the bathroom outdoors and is like, I'm scared. Yeah, it was ridiculous. I mean, this happened like

two or three times and by the time, you know, night fell, I felt sorry for her. I had to drive her to a McDonald's 30 minutes away.

Shut up. She had to drive her half a McDonald's 30 minutes away. Shut up. She had to drive her half an hour so she could use the bathroom. And anyone should be more scared about a McDonald's bathroom than peeing in nature. That's what I'm saying. I mean, it was too much. That's not what camping is all about, you know? So did you at any point think that maybe you guys should wrap it up instead of staying the night? I mean, I did, but we were already already there and i didn't want to be rude so you know eventually i just faked falling

asleep so i wouldn't have to talk to her anymore wow that sucks what i faked falling asleep so i wouldn't have to talk to her you don't even realize it but right now you're actually talking to her. Who? Allison. She's on the other line listening, and she's the one that just said, you did what? Oh, my God. You didn't tell me she was going to be on the phone. Well, I was about to tell you she was on the phone, and then she just decided to pipe up. So, sorry.

She's on the phone. Dylan, you seriously faked falling asleep so that you wouldn't have to talk to me? You really did that? Oh, that hurts my feelings so much. Well, I wasn't going to say it to your face. I kind of got bamboozled. Yeah. But you did stay up until 2 in the morning, Dylan.

I only stayed up until 2 o'clock in the morning because I had to drive her to McDonald's like three times. Oh! Well, I'm sorry. I don't know what's out there in the woods because I had to drive her to McDonald's like three times. Oh! Well, I'm sorry. I don't know what's out there in the woods. If there's like cobras or coyotes, I like didn't want to get hurt. Do you guys hear this? Do you guys hear what I'm saying? This is what I'm talking about.

Yeah. She is not outdoorsy at all. Like, this is not the girl I'm looking for. I don't know. It sounds like it to me. Those cobras in the woods can be scary, dude. Well, they told us in our fishing class that we had to be alert to wildlife and stuff, and so that's what I was doing. I was just being careful.

But you can be alert to wildlife and still go to the bathroom in the forest. It's not like those things are not mutually exclusive. I mean, I'm a girl, so there's like squatting and I had pants on and how do you do that? And then there's like fluttering and like, no. It's really easy.

Dylan, she sounds outdoorsy. I don't know what you're talking about. This is what I'm talking about. Like, why did you tell me that you were outdoorsy if you're scared to go to the bathroom outside? Dylan, I never told you that I was outdoorsy. I just honestly took a fly fishing class to meet somebody cool. And I thought that I did. I told you that I was outdoorsy. I just honestly took a fly fishing class to meet somebody cool, and I thought that I did. I never told you I was outdoorsy.

You just assumed, so... Oh my God. Well, maybe you should take an Instagram class, and then you could meet other guys at Instagram. You know what? I had a good time. I had a good time, and I wanted to show my friends on Instagram that I had a good time, and I actually did, because I got an internet connection to McDonald's,

so now I've got to delete that because you're mean. I'm happy for you. Allison, but you can kind of see what he's saying. If you're not into the outdoors, then maybe fishing classes aren't probably— But the point is that I tried. I tried. Yeah, you did. But did you like it? I liked him and I tried and that's all I can do.

And it's obviously not going to happen. Dylan, that's true. She did try. So why not give it another shot? Would you go out on a second date with Allison? We will pay for it. No. Thank you.

But no. You could have hesitated a little bit on that. Wow. Acted like you didn't care. I'm sorry, man. It's just, you know, I want to be with someone who loves being in nature, and it's clear that she does not like it. I mean, she's scared of it, okay?

Like, she's scared of the thing that I like to do. I'll pee in the woods. God. Like, right now, Allison? Fine, I'll go. Like, whenever. I feel like she has to prove it. I don't know.

Maybe she should Instagram it. Dylan, she said she would pee in the woods for you if you'd go out with her again. That is pretty romantic. How about this? If she sends me an Instagram photo of her peeing in the woods, I'll go on a second date with her. No! Allison, Instagram proof that you're peeing in the woods for a second date with Dylan. Will you do it?

I think I'm just going to pass. But it was nice meeting you, Dylan. What about if you want Instagram at Facebook Live? There's options. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592. It says, I can't believe they didn't go out on a second date. It sounds like they had so much in common.

Right? They really did. Broken Jubal in the morning talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Allison wanted to call this dude named Dylan. She said that she was an outdoorsy gal when she wasn't at all because he's the dude that likes the great outdoors, camping, hiking, all that stuff that just sends shivers down my spine whenever I talk about it. But he wasn't calling her back because she refused

to go to the bathroom outside. That's what you do when you camp. You go in a bucket or dig a hole or I don't know. I don't know what you do. I've heard rumors. It's harder when you're a girl though, you know? Definitely, but is it hard enough? The aiming is hard. I mean, there's splatter that comes back

at you. It's a lot harder. Yeah, that's one of the perks of being a dude is you can go to the bathroom anywhere. But still, it's not hard enough where you have to make somebody drive 30 minutes multiple times away from the campsite. That's why he wasn't calling back because he actually had to drive her somewhere to use the bathroom every single time. So he didn't like that. And she talked to him and was like, well, I'd be down if you go out with me again. I'll use the bathroom outside. Trust me.

And then by the end of the conversation, he was being such a D-bag about it that she was like, no, I don't want to go out with you anymore. I thought he was super judgy. Like she was saying, you know, I never said I was outdoorsy. I just took a class that happens to be outdoorsy. Yeah, that's true. No one told her about the bathrooms. I mean, really, she could buy one of those bumper dumpers. What?

It's a bumper dumper. It's like this, if people camp, you put it on your bumper, and it's like a little toilet seat thing. What? Oh, really? Yeah, so for girls, then you don't have to worry about the squatting. I would even use that. I know. I would squat. You just changed my world. You guys would do that down in the parking garage. Yeah.

I go on, I drive all the time. You know, I do stand-up comedy. We have to drive to gigs and things like that. I have to pull over every five seconds on the freeway. I need a bumper-dupper. Screw the second date. Send a bumper-dupper in.

Promote it on my social media. I need a bumper-dupper right now. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. If you're not aware, Super Bowl is coming up. Big weekend. The biggest sporting event in the world happening this weekend.

And there's always those crazy prop bets that they have for the Super Bowl, like the weird things that you can bet on. We have a list of the craziest prop bets for the Super Bowl right now, things that can make you a lot of money. They probably won't make you a lot of money because they're all weird bets. And of course, we'll make our own bet here on the show. That's coming up at 810. Also, Jubal Pays Your Bills is still on.

So on the 10, 610, 710, 810, and 910. If you hear me call out your name, I will pay your bill. Another one coming up in just a few minutes at 8, 10. Ruben 92.5. Ugh, we're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch

your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups,

this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.