Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: He Said Whaat?!?

Episode Date: March 27, 2015

There's a time and a place to tell bad jokes... Well, one of our listeners (Dave) chose the WRONG time and WRONG place to tell one. And now, it's affected his dating life. You won't believe what he said. The questions is: can he come back from it? Listen in the Second Date Update!(Image Courtesy: Eric Allix Rogers. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know, when you're out on a date, you need to be careful with what you joke about. Okay? Because you could end up offending somebody. My go-to joke on a first date that usually just kills it with the ladies is this little gem right here. I look at him and I go, hey, here's a joke for you. Horse walks into a bar, right? Bartender says, Jubal, put your pants back on. That doesn't even make sense.

I don't get it. Of course you guys wouldn't. Oh, I get it. There it is. It's just so far from the truth. Love that joke. The guy on the phone to do a second date update today, though, is having a problem. He thinks maybe he told an off-color joke, and it kind of turned the girl off.

His name is Dave. Dave, what's up? How are you? Hey, I'm good. What's going on, man? Just licking my wounds, I guess. I thought you sounded so upset, Dave. Yeah, defeated.

So you think that you told this girl a bad joke, and that's why she's not calling you back? Yeah, I don't know what I did, but that's the only thing really I could think of that went wrong. How long ago was your date, by the way? About 10 days ago or something like that. And how did you meet this girl? I met her at a bar, and she was with some friends, and I just started talking to her. Now, a lot of people, when they do these second dates, they say that their first date was actually just getting drunk and hanging out that night. Did you guys actually go on a date, or did you just get wasted together?

Well, we kind of went out together because I was with some friends, and then we ended up kind of breaking off from the group. And then we went to another bar and had a drink. Okay, that counts. And that all seemed to go pretty well? Yeah, it went well enough to where I invited her back to my place and she came over. That's usually a good sign that a date is going good. Yeah. So tell us about the joke, though, that you emailed. You didn't tell me what the joke was, but you said you may have offended her.

Well, I brought her out a drink and I said, man, wouldn't that be funny if someone mixed something in there or something regarding this? What? No. You made a joke like that to a girl who you just met? Yeah, but, I mean, she came to my place, so. No. No. I'm guessing she didn't drink the roofie joke drink, right?

No, she left. Yeah. Of course she did. Did she leave right away after you're like, hey, some people call me Mr. Cosby? Well, I mean, she made me feel uncomfortable enough by her reaction where I kind of knew it was over right then and there. Yeah, it made you feel uncomfortable. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, I know it was just a stupid thing to say.

Yeah. That's one of those moments where you say it, you're like, this is going to be really funny. Yeah. And then you say it, and then you see the look on her face. You're like, oh, crap, I just made a roofie joke to a girl who just came over to my house. Not a good idea. I know. It was like the stupidest thing I ever did.

I feel like moments like that, it's like record scratch and then dead silence. What did she say to you? Well, it was kind of like an awkward look. And then I just kind of did the math. And when she said, I'm going to get my Uber, I was like, all right, see ya. Did you try to explain to her, hey, sorry about that, it was just a joke? Well, it took a second, but then I said, hey, where are you going? I'm just kidding. It was a joke. And just to prove it to her, I drank her drink, too.

Oh, my gosh. I slammed it right in front of her. At that point, you were already too far in the hole. I don't think there's any saving you. So she left, and you haven't heard anything from her. Have you tried to get a hold of her? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I tried to get a hold of her. I texted her three times saying it was just a joke.

Oh, my God. I would never call you again. And she hasn't responded to you at all? No, nothing. Do we even need to make the phone call, Jubal? We already know why she's not calling you back. So you liked her a lot, though, huh, from your first meeting? Well, yeah, I did.

I really did like her a lot. She's got this really cute dimple, and she laughed at most of my jokes. Most of them. And so, yeah, I mean, she's pretty, and she's smart. I mean, what's not to like? Hey, Dave, I just want to point out, okay, this girl that you just described to us, fun, pretty, attractive, everything else was at your place. After a night at the bars, sitting on your couch, ready to hang out with you all evening, and then you screwed it up with a really poorly timed roofie joke.

Gee, thanks for pouring salt in the wound. No problem. It's what I do. Well, we're going to play a song. Come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Okay. All right, man. Hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. You know, a lot of times when we do these second date updates, we talk to the person about their date, and then we go like, I wonder why they're not getting a call back. Not today. Today we're pretty sure why dave who's on the phone with us right now and about to do a second date update is not getting a call back and it's all because of a really bad joke that he told with a girl that he just met i'll recap real quick he met her at the

bar they ended up hanging out having a good time Went back to his house, and then Dave dropped this gem on her. Go ahead and tell us what you said to her. I brought her out a drink, and I made a sarcastic remark about if anyone put any roofies or drugs in the drink. So funny. Bad idea. Anyway, after he said that to her, she turned cold and then left, and he hasn't heard from her since. So we're about to call her right now and maybe she'll blow our mind. Maybe you have body odor. Who knows?

Could be something different. I know what I did. I thought we were having a blast. You know what you did. You know what you did. Everybody knows what you did. Alright, I'm going to dial the phone number right now. Get her on the phone and get your second date update. Okay? Okay. Hello?

Hi, is Cammie there? Yeah, that's the T. Hey, Cammie, how are you? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. Hi. What's going on? Nothing much. Are you calling me?

Just calling to check in to see how you're doing. Hey, Cammie. Are you familiar with the show? Kind of. Have you heard a second date update before? No, not really, but yeah. Yeah, I guess. No, not really, but yeah.

I heard of them. Okay. All right. Well, congratulations, Cammy. You're about to be the star of a second date update. Okay. What does that mean? Well, that means

that you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and he liked you so much that he emailed us and asked us to call you and find out why you're not calling him back.

His name is Dave. Oh, my God. Okay. You remember going out with Dave? Yeah, I remember. Did you not like him? That's an understatement. I don't have words for it.

Okay. He was being so childish. Like, my five-year-old nephew is more mature than he is. statement. I don't even have words for it. Okay. He was being so childish, like, my five-year-old nephew is more mature than he is. What do you mean by that? I mean, the whole time, like, the entire time, food, drinks, everything, he's making like these inappropriate jokes the entire

night. So when he brought you a drink and was like, hey, don't worry, didn't put any drugs in there. He told you that yeah he did he told us that and that's why he thinks you're not calling him back because of that joke right there but it sounds like there's more to it oh no he has a handful of like jokes he has he has a load of jokes so you didn't feel danger by him when he said that. You were just annoyed. Yeah, I was just annoyed.

I felt like I was babysitting a grown man the entire time. Then why did you go back to his house if you weren't having a good time with him? I felt like I was giving him another shot. I was like, you know, this is it. But I felt like he just had that type of guy to have jokes in his pocket to try to impress a girl. So you think he just memorizes bad jokes just in case he goes on a date? Exactly. What were some of the things that you can remember? He was like, what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

What? Hold on to your nuts. This isn't your ordinary blow. And I'm like, what the fuck? What? Oh on to your nuts. This isn't your ordinary blow. And I'm like, what the? Oh, my God. What is this? Did you laugh at any of these jokes? I choked, which was very ironic.

I choked on my drink. Was he? I'm confused. Was he just throwing all these bad jokes out at you over drinks, or did it come up casually in a conversation? It was like, got a joke for that. Yeah, like, for example, we were talking about my job, and he was like, what's the difference between my job and a dead prostitute? And I was like, what?

He was like, your job still sucks. Are you serious? That's awesome that he has all these jokes just in the palm of his hand to throw him out there. Oh my God, it was just so deceiving. I'm like, you are a handsome guy, but you're just so stupid and dumb. But you still hung out with him all evening. Yeah, because he's cute, he's attractive. And I thought, you know, maybe it's just like he's nervous.

I'm going to give him a shot. Like, we went back to his place and I was like, you know, maybe he'll be a little different in his own atmosphere. That was, you know, that wasn't true either. He still has challenges at home that he has in public. So even with all the bad jokes and everything, you were still in it until he made a roofie joke

back at his place. Yeah, I was like, I'm done. I'm done. Call me an Uber. Get me out of here. That'll usually kill the mood. Oh, it killed it. I'm done. Call me an Uber. Get me out of here. That'll usually kill the mood. Oh, it killed it. It was dead. I can imagine. Cammie, would you like to hear some more of his jokes?

No, I actually don't. That's too bad because he's actually on the phone listening right now. And I'm sure he's got many jokes for this occasion. No, he's not. Are you serious? Yes, he is. Guess who? Oh, you're creepy.

Sammy? Hi, Dave. I can't believe you don't like my jokes. I don't. Then why were you laughing at all my jokes? Because it's nervous laughter. I thought you would get the hint that this was, like, uncomfortable, you know? I thought we had a good time, and then all of a sudden you just split so fast after that little joke about the drugs and the drinks.

A little? No, it wasn't just the drugs and the drinks. It was the other two, the other, like, ten jokes that you were telling the entire night. What, the coconut thing? Everyone loves that joke. You could tell I was just kidding. No, I can't. Maybe because I'm an adult and I'm not playing

childish games when I'm on a date. Well, I mean, sorry. Next time I'll just tell some, like, more PG-rated jokes. Have these jokes ever worked for you in the past? If I were to rewrite the alphabet, I'll put you and I together.

Oh, that's your PG joke. That's bad. Why didn't you tell him in the moment, like, hey, enough with the jokes. This is kind of offensive. I didn't want to, like, embarrass myself and then, like, crush him at the same time. Like, it was just an uncomfortable situation. Like, I don't

like making people feel bad. Oh, well, it's okay now. I didn't know you were on the phone. Yeah, it's all different. Now that she knows you were on the phone. Yeah, it's all different. Now that she knows you're on the phone, she feels bad about it, Dave. Tammy, look, I'm sorry. I didn't know you felt that way. Had I known, I would have just stapled my mouth shut for the rest of the night.

I really like you. I thought we had a good time. And if you ever want to hang out again, I promise I won't open my big mouth. That's a pretty good deal. Cammy, you went back. Cammy, but think about it. You went back to his place even after all the bad jokes that you said you just hated. It was just that one joke that put it over the top.

You must have liked something about him. His face. Okay. You like his face. That's good. You think he's a cute dude. Cammy, what you got with Dave on a second date? I will pay for a second date for you guys.

No. What if we make sure he doesn't say a word and you just get to stare at his face? What, are you going to be at the table with us? Sure, if you want. How about this? He and I will sit there with you and we'll just try to top each other with bad jokes the whole time. Listening to two idiots tell bad jokes the entire night is not my ideal date, so

I'm going to decline. I think that's a smart decision. I'm really sorry to hear that, Cammie. Hey, Cammie, before you go, I got a joke for you. No, oh my god, no. How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

I don't know. Nailed it. All right, that's all. Broken Jubal in the morning. Midnight. Got a text message in at 78592 that says, I made a worse joke than the guy from the second date update on a first meeting at my place.

I said to the girl, hey, nobody knows you're here right now. You could disappear and never be heard from again. Oh, no. It says that she did not see humor in it. There's no punchline there. There's only creepy. If you missed the second date update, Dave wanted to call this girl named Cammie. He knew what he did wrong.

He made a really bad joke after they went back to his place and he got her a drink and he came up and he was like, there might be something in it. He made a roofie joke to the girl that he just met and then she left. But it turns out that he was just cracking bad jokes the whole time and she couldn't deal with it. Yeah. She wanted them to shut up and just be pretty. Yeah. Was the problem. She said the reason she stuck it out through all the bad jokes leading up time and she couldn't deal with it. She wanted them to shut up and just be pretty. She said the reason she stuck it out

through all the bad jokes leading up to that one was because he was cute. So she stuck around. But after he made that joke she's like, I can't do it anymore. It's like me and you when we're on dates with hot chicks, dude. And they're annoying, but you're like, I guess I'll just deal with it. Is someone going to tell Jose that he's actually the guy

that people want to be quiet? I'm surprised at all the people texting in at 78592 who really liked this guy's jokes. They're like, that's awesome. I wish you would have made a joke like that on a first date with me. I'm scared of the guy who said he's writing these things down

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