Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: He’s Got What on His WHAT?

Episode Date: June 4, 2014

Sweet tender kisses, Deep personal connection, grand romantic gestures.... today's Second Date Update has NONE OF THAT. It all started at a party... and ended in huge disappointment. What was the deal-breaker for Joseph and Kimberly? Find out in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Neil Milne. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5 Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update Every guy has their go-to move when they're out at a party or a club and they see a girl that they like and they want to get their attention and get their number. My go-to move?

You stand there seductively from across the room, make eye contact, slowly bite your bottom lip. Stare them down like that a little bit and slowly pour a drink over your head. Ooh, I like it, Jubal. Showing you how hot they are because I'm cooling myself off, babe,

because you're just too damn sexy. I hope it's a real sugary drink, too. Like a pina colada Joseph met the girl that he wants us to call today At a party Joseph was your move to get her number anything like mine Or just pretty basic No that's a good one

Mine was just to Try to talk to her That's pretty novel You might want to step your game up a little bit Work on that bottom lip bite. What struck you about her when you saw her? I really like the way she looks. She's fatigued.

She's got dark skin, dark hair. And she was drinking whiskey. Oh, I kind of like that. Yeah. It's kind of a turn on when you see a girl who drinks whiskey. I don't know what it is. It's like, oh, you're kind of manly and I like that about you. Yeah, right?

I can see a little chest hair and it's turning me on. Oh, if you had a five o'clock shadow. It really is though. God, your voice is so deep. There's something sexy about a girl who likes whiskey. I don't know what it is. So how'd the conversation go? Did it seem like she was into you?

Yeah. I mean, we left together, so I think she was into me. Oh, alright. That's one of those type of second dates. It's usually a good hint when a girl will leave somewhere and go home with you that she's into you. Was that your idea or her idea? Well, it was my idea to leave the party, but before that, she had wanted to go into a more private room in the house. Ah.

Oh. Wow, like that. This girl's a good getter, and I like her. Yeah. I mean, I would even go on a date with this chick. She's drinking whiskey. She's like, hey, screw all the pleasantries of talking or whatever. Take me in that broom closet right now.

She knows what she wants. That's awesome. Yeah, I mean, one second we were talking, and the next second we were just making out in the other room. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay, enough fantasizing. So anyway, we took a cab to my place, and when we were in the cab, I realized while we were in the cab driving to my place, I didn't have any cash. Okay. And the guy would like, well well I'll only take cash so she ended up having to pay for the cab that's not that big of a deal yeah but it's embarrassing for a guy to be like hey uh come back with me to my place and like oh uh can you also pay for our transportation

but it sounds like this girl was in charge already so I mean it's just par for the course at this point. So what happened when you finally got back to your place? How'd things go? We started fooling around again, but then she just, like, I don't know, like, she said she was really tired. Oh, man. And I was like, okay, well, you're welcome to crash here. I mean, I was like, I offered to make up the sofa bed, and she was like, no, I think I'm

just going to go home. So then I called her another cab, and she ended up, I guess, you know, she paid for two cabs. Oh, God. You cheap ass. Yeah. Yeah, I'll call you a cab, but hey, still no cash. That's the problem. How quickly after you guys got back there did she pull the whole, I'm tired and I want to go?

Pretty quickly. Okay. Do you think that she was just upset that she had to pay for her own cab to your place? I don't know. It doesn't seem like it would have been that much of a deal breaker. I don't know what happened. I mean... Was there any awkward moments?

Did you say anything weird? No. Everything was great. That's why I wanted to email you guys, because I feel like there's still a chance. I just don't know why she hasn't gotten back to me. See, we've crossed this bridge before where a guy is taking a girl home, and then she left early. And it's usually because there's something strange in your apartment, maybe? Yeah, she sees something.

Or like you live with your mom. No, I don't live with my mom, so. It's the way you're hesitating. It sounds like you have some weird stuff in your place. No, no. I have a roommate, but he's not that weird, and you also don't see any of his stuff

when you come in. Alright. Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Cool. Alright, man, hang on. All right. Okay, well, we'll play a song. Come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Cool. All right, man, hang on. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update.

Joseph, you know what I think happened on your date? What went wrong? What? I think the girl that you went out with, well, I guess met at the party and then took back to your place, halfway through your makeout, remembered that she had out with, well, I guess met at the party and then took back to your place halfway through your make-out remembered that she had a boyfriend.

Oh, no! Doesn't that kind of sound right, though? I hate that memory! Well, if you're just joining us for the Second Date Update, Joseph met Kimberly at a party. They were drunk a little bit. They got a cab back to his place. One thing you should note, he made her pay for the cab. But

a little while into their make-out session, she kind of got weird and was like, I'm tired. I need to go home and get out of there. What I'm thinking is she was drunk and then while you're making out, she was like, I shouldn't be doing this. And then left. Any chance she has a boyfriend, Joseph, that you might not know about?

I hope not. Oh, come on. You've stalked her Facebook page. Yeah, there's nothing on there. Okay, see? She wasn't trying to deny it. I think she's just playing him. Really? Yeah, she's drinking whiskey.

She's in charge, and she decided that he wasn't good enough for her. Sorry, Joseph. Yeah, he's on the phone. Yeah, all right, Joseph. You ready to call her? Yeah. Here we go. Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Kimberly, please? Speaking. Hey, Kimberly, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. Hi. What's going on? I don't know if you have the right person.

I think I might. Okay. Did you recently meet a guy named Joseph at a party? What's going on? My name is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. Joseph is a friend of the show. Okay. He told us about how you guys met, said that he really liked spending time with you,

and he's been trying to get a hold of you, but you haven't been calling him back. Yeah, you know, I just would rather forget the night happened. All right, so you want to forget about Joseph altogether. See, he wanted us to ask you if there was a specific reason that you're not calling him back, and that you didn't want to see him. You know what, I was pretty tipsy at that party, and as the night progressed, things kind of got worse. You clearly don't have a problem

talking about Joseph with us at all, do you? No, I don't really care. What did he do? Why don't you like Joseph? I don't know why I didn't notice it at the party, but he's just not that smart. We heard we were just making out at the party, so that's probably why. Like I said, regrets.

He told us that he made you pay for the cab, too. How'd that make you feel? Yeah, well, I was like, okay, dummy, really? But you went back to his place, so you didn't realize how dumb he was, according to you, until you sobered up? Like I said, I was pretty tipsy, and I regret some decisions that I made. And, you know, what I saw made me just want to leave. So I got out of there pretty quickly. Did you say what you saw?

Yeah, I knew it. What did you see? Well, he took his shirt off, and he has three different women's names tattooed on his body. Stop it. No way. Please don't tell me they're also in Old English. They actually weren't even, like, it wasn't even good, like, artwork. It's just like someone took some Indian ink and a needle and went to town writing girls' names on him.

Yeah, and I was like, I don't even want to know what that's about. So you didn't ask him at all? Like, you didn't say, hey, is your mom's name tattooed on your chest? I was like, hey, I'm tired. I'm going to get another tab and pay for it. Oh, God. Maybe those are family members, like Brooke said. With an X through it?

Oh. Oh, there was an X drawn through it? Yeah. Oh. Well, it could be a family member he doesn't talk to anymore. I'm trying to help you rationalize this. You know what? It was a weird night for me, so

thanks for bringing it up. You're welcome. Thanks for being honest with us. Aren't you curious to find out who those girls are? I am. No, I was willing to get out of there. Aren't you curious to find out who those girls are? I am. No, I was willing to get out of there. Well, I want to find out. That's why I think we should ask Joseph. Hey, Joseph?

What? Kimberly, Joseph is actually on the other line and has been listening to this whole conversation. Oh, my God. Thanks for putting me on a radio show. Who does that? i can really thanks for not calling me back or even responding whose names are on you joe yeah i'm actually curious joseph what are those names all about

they're my next girlfriends but they're not on there anymore what they're crossed out you made that mistake three times doesn't count yeah yeah i mean it's weird i get it but it's like for me i just like want like the reminder that like that's over you know okay wouldn't you like to like maybe warn kimberly before you took your shirt off that, hey, there's going to be something that surprises you here? That's even worse. I don't know. She's better than just figuring it out on her own. I mean, does everyone explain their tattoos the second they take off their shirt?

It's personal, so it's not even – I've never seen that. Oh, my God. Do you see what I was dealing with? It's really weird. It's weird to you. I mean, it's not necessarily weird to everybody i mean you're basically showing yourself to be well everybody i mean like take your shirt off and make out with everybody you know whatever fine is this over

come on you got to defend yourself a little bit, dude. I mean, she called you dumb. I mean, dude. Yeah, I know. I wasn't even going to mention that, but that's ridiculous. I mean, we didn't. We were dope. You do this in your pause when you talk, like you're doing it now. I don't know what's going on. Like, I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm just like, what's happening?

All right. Well, Joseph, you found out why Kimberly wasn't calling you back. Would you entertain the idea of getting just cover up tattoos for those names on you? Or you like having your ex-girlfriend's name? I like my tattoos. I'm keeping them. Really? Yeah, the tattoos are important to me you or you like having your ex-girlfriend's name? I like my tattoos. I'm keeping them. Really? Yeah, the tattoos are important to me because they're like memories. I carry them on my body,

like physically on my body. That is personal to me. I would just even recommend growing more chest hair or something. I would recommend not being such a b****. Alright then. Joseph, I would like to... You know what? I didn't even ask.

Kimberly, would you like to go out with Joseph again? Come on, Jewel. We will pay for it. No, thank you. I'll pay? No, thank you. All right. Brooke, would you like to go out with Joseph after what he just said to you?

Touch your parlor? He's such an injured little puppy in a corner. Joseph, no second date for you, man. I'm sorry. Yeah, big surprise. You're such a dou for you, man. I'm sorry. Yeah, big surprise. You're such a douchebag, dude. Like, I was trying to defend you at some point. Right, you call that defending me?

Joseph, I support you and your tattoos, man. Whatever. Thanks, Jubal. You're welcome. Joseph's about to make another tattoo appointment. He has Brooke and Jubal on his chest crossed out. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. When I met you.

Ugh, we're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too.

Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got

and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics

in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iHeartRadio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts